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Chapter 53 The Comedy of the Dying

Sorry for being late today!

————Songfa mine is a common anti-infantry mine. This mine is no different from ordinary landmines. It is just to increase the probability of being triggered. This kind of mine is equipped with a huge round cover. Once there is any

If the unlucky guy steps on it, the fuse will be triggered, but the mine will not explode at this time. Only when the guy who stepped on the mine lifts his foot will the mine be detonated.

When encountering this kind of landmine, there are only two possibilities for survival. One is that your speed is comparable to that of Bolt or Liu Xiang (when he is not injured, of course). Before the landmine explodes, you swoop someone over and you

It's okay, the guy following you will definitely finish it for you. Secondly, when you step on the thunder, you are slow enough to notice the reaction of the spring under your feet in time, and stop without panic. At this time, you have to continue to step on the thunder.

Lei, then wait for your comrades or the enemy who doesn't want to kill you to come over and dig a trench one and a half meters deep around you. Then it depends on whether your skills are sharp enough - whether it's a dog eating shit or a green onion.

, anyway, once you get into the trench, the landmine will blow up the soil next to it and bury you in the trench. Of course, if you can't break out of the soil yourself, you will need help from others to dig you out.

The trapped person today is considered lucky. There is definitely a possibility of a Chinese welfare lottery jackpot in China. The mountain near the trapped person is a group of soldiers who have participated in Soyo training. Their psychological quality is very stable. When they discovered that this

After the guy was trapped, they did not choose to shoot at this living target, but reported directly to their superior, Lieutenant Colonel Dabala.

At the beginning, Dabala was the first group of guys to go to Soyo for training and was tied up during the exercise that night. Now this original major has been mixed into a lieutenant colonel, and he is in charge of the most powerful Bushmen direct subordinate.

When he heard what happened on the battlefield, he was sensitive and immediately ordered everyone. No one could shoot at the Northern Army soldier without an order. Then he quickly reported to his superiors. That's why he was trapped.

public performance

When people heard that the anxious trapped man began to bite his comrades, everyone forgot where they were at this time.

"Ha..." The soldiers of the Northern Army laughed even louder this time, and some people even took the lead in blowing whistles. Many soldiers of the Northern Army laughed wildly while searching around, as if they wanted to get to know the man.

Who was the cuckold of the battalion commander? Some people pursed their lips in amusement and asked vaguely where the unlucky battalion commander was with a bad smile. It seemed that even the Bushmen in the mountains and forests were laughing along with them.

Get up

The battle has been going on all night. Both the Bushmen who now have the upper hand and the northern soldiers who have suffered serious casualties and are unable to make any progress are very nervous. The threat of death has always haunted them. Now there is such a guy who does not know life and death in the middle.

Everyone was performing a comedy show, and everyone just came to use him as a joke to entertain themselves, whether it was good or not

Even if it’s not funny, everyone will laugh without restraint. In fact, people are using this inappropriate laughter to relieve themselves and weaken the fear in their hearts, because they know that maybe something

At that time, they could no longer laugh, cry or move. At that time, they were just corpses.

The trapped person who won the lottery was also very smart. He was really like a comedian thanking the audience. He twisted his body awkwardly and carefully, trying not to make the landmines under his feet angry, and he kept attacking the surrounding people.

The spectators bowed and saluted, causing the people around him to laugh and cheer at his actions.

This performance, with a dying person as the actor and hundreds of similarly dying people as the audience, made people forget the horror of war in a short period of time, made the battlefield lose the smell of gunpowder, and made people unable to remember that killings can occur at any time.

may be staged

The onlookers around were still unsatisfied. Some Northern Army soldiers even shouted loudly, asking the trapped people to say a few more words. Similarly, in the distant mountains and forests, there were also good-intentioned Bushmen who stretched out their voices and shouted words to pretend to be Bushmen.

When the shouts rang out, the noisy Northern Army soldiers all stopped and listened carefully to what the Bushmen were saying.

"Hey - man, what's your name? You're lucky! You don't even make a sound when you step on a mine. Don't worry, our boss has spoken. You are a good person. As long as you stand still, the Bushmen won't use guns.

Say a few words to your hey, what else is funny happening over there?" A Bushman soldier shouted loudly. In order to let the trapped people and all the Union troops hear clearly, he deliberately slowed down the shouting speed.

very slowly

I'm afraid no one would have thought that it would be Zhou Jiping who issued the order not to shoot at the trapped people. When Zhou Jiping heard from Dabala that a Northern Army soldier was trapped because the Songfa Lei was not triggered, he suddenly had an idea.

Idea - What a great opportunity to demoralize the enemy.

The trapped soldier was stunned for a while, whether he was considering the Bushmen's request or pondering the evil affairs of his comrades. Suddenly, he spoke to the Northern Army's fortifications: "Mao, and you, come on.

You stole the heroin of the second company commander, and you gave me too little."

"Haha..." Hearing this guy start to break the news again, the Northern Army soldiers were stunned at first, and then laughed loudly.

"I haven't finished speaking yet. Don't rush to laugh. Mao Na also added white flour to the remaining heroin. After the drugs were distributed, everyone would call the company commander a black heart..." The trapped man's next words made everyone laugh.

The people couldn’t control themselves anymore and were swaying with laughter.

Everyone was laughing, except Major Jiaerlu and a few low-level officers around him. It was not that Jiaerlu was the battalion commander who was wearing a hat, but Jiaerlu who had already acted as the regimental commander.

It can be judged that based on the current state of the soldiers of the Moda Valley Regiment, they will not be able to launch the next round of attacks. The initiator of all this is the trapped soldier.

It was he who distracted the soldiers' attention, who reduced the soldiers' hostility towards the Bushmen, and who was eroding the soldiers' fighting spirit bit by bit through his performances. Now the Moda Valley Regiment still has a responsibility

The mission is to test the attack, but now that the soldiers are smiling like this, can they still enter a fighting state?

"No, we have to stop his performance!" Major Jierlu made up his mind.

"You don't know, Zuo Kunjin's thing is even more ridiculous. He..." As soon as the trapped person started to speak, everyone grinned and prepared to laugh.


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