Chapter 24 "Crocodile" Training Plan A group of guys came here full of confidence, thinking they could easily pass the test, but what would happen to the exam? Who knew, when they ran to Niutangkou and saw it, they were all dumbfounded: thin and turbid
There are dense bubbles on the surface of the water, and the rotten mud hidden under the water evaporates under the direct sunlight, emitting bursts of stench...
This kind of pond was originally a pond dug by cattle farmers specifically for water buffaloes to cool off in the summer. A lot of silt was filled in the pond so that the cattle could sink in the silt to avoid the bites of cattle midges.
Ke Han must have seen such a cattle pond at his grandpa's house in the countryside, so he also learned how to take a ready-made large pond and have people fill it with some floating soil, silt and the like, and toss these "miscellaneous things"
Of course, this kind of test is not much worse than CS reality show. Ke Han himself admits this, but this is not entertainment. After all, he wants to use this Taobao to find some urgently needed talents, so let them suffer some hardships and endure
Some tests are also due and necessary!
We still have to respect them. Ke Han suddenly thought of the equally powerful and ferocious crocodiles in the wetland, so why not name this pond "Crocodile Pond"? In addition, our exam this time is about exploring and discovering the process of ferocious people.
The code name is "Discover the Crocodile". I really hope to recruit a man as strong and ferocious as a crocodile! We should plan it carefully, so Ke Han silently planned a "Crocodile" training plan in his mind
Ke Han did not tell anyone his thoughts and plans, including of course Ma Changfa. In Ke Han's heart, Ma Changfa could only be a general or instructor, not a military advisor or a master.
"What kind of test is this? It's obvious that it's just to harass people?! It's so unreasonable!" The bald head was still angry.
Others also shook their heads, but no one booed. They were all very respectable men. Even if they regretted it a little, they did not want to discredit themselves at this time. They just stood there stupidly.
Ma Changfa, who followed from behind, didn't say much. In fact, he couldn't figure out why Ke Han came up with some "crocodile" training plan to tease these guys. What was the significance of this kind of test? How helpful would it be in forming the escort team?
?However, since it is the master’s order, just follow it
At this time, Ma Changfa mysteriously brought the big wolf dog that was guarding the courtyard. The tall and mighty wolf dog was not restless at all. It was staring fiercely at the strangers, with its mouth open and its long tongue sticking out.
Muddy saliva hung from the corner of his mouth, dripping to the ground, and from time to time he would stand on tiptoe with his front paws, and then suddenly jump up, looking extremely terrifying.
Seeing those few people still standing on the dry beach, Ma Changfa was not happy. He shook the reins in his hands, then patted the big wolf dog's forehead, loosened the reins and pointed at the bald head.
swoop over
The bald man turned his head and saw the wolf dog rushing toward him. He was startled at first, and then jumped into the cow pond without hesitation. When the other people saw it, they also jumped in. For a while, the mud in the cow pond was flying everywhere, and the smell was
The smell is tangy...
On the shore, Ma Changfa roared: "I've almost smoked half of a bag of cigarettes, you bastards! If there were a group of evil wolves staring at you behind you, would you still be so leisurely?!"
When the heroes in the cow pond heard this, they were so angry that they almost vomited blood. They were all suffocated to death by this abominable stinky mud. You still call it leisure? Excuse me, is there such a leisure? Standing and farting does not hurt your back!
However, when Qi returned to Qi, it felt really uncomfortable to stand in waist-deep mud! It was business to leave as soon as possible. What's more, they were all here to be apprentices. The person in front of him was the one he wanted to worship. He was
Even scolding is in vain
The mud was corroded and fermented by the fiery red sun, and the rancid smell mercilessly stimulated their nerves. Each of them couldn't help but feel angry. They struggled to thrash around, like monkeys who had been insulted, waving their arms disorderly,
But because of the panic and mutual pull, it became even more difficult to escape from this swamp.
Time flew by minute by second, but they were still struggling needlessly in the cow pond. Ma Changfa couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. He was about to jump down to help him, but he was surprised to find that the bald man was struggling to free himself from his waist.
He untied the rope from his backpack, then swung it with all his strength, and accurately put it on the tree stump on the other side. Pulling the rope and climbing up, he was the first to climb out of the swamp. That unforgettable moment
Niutang!
The bald man climbed ashore. After walking out for a few steps, he turned back and very friendly pulled his companions behind him to the shore with a rope.
The eccentric bald man showed unexpected unity? Incredible!
Climbing out of this small swamp that Ke Han called "Crocodile Pond", he didn't have time to shake off the mud and stench from his body, and immediately ran towards the bamboo simulated culvert in front of him.
The culvert is about 20 meters long. Because of its small diameter, they have to crawl through it lying down, and they also have to avoid the pointed bamboo sticks that are turned upside down to avoid being stabbed and scratched.
Due to the long delay in the "Crocodile Pond", time became particularly tight! In order to buy time, the brothers who had been united just now suddenly changed their faces and scrambled to get into the culvert. Many people were accidentally trapped.
The sharp bamboo sticks were poked, followed by curses, but they were all blocked at the entrance of the hole, and there was a stalemate.
"Fuck, when will this happen?" The bald head was still scolding, "What kind of breaking of the rules is this? There is only one 'dog' cage, but seven or eight people have to get into it, why do you think we are dogs?
?Fuck! I quit!..."
After the bald man cursed, he angrily kicked the bamboo culvert. It was said to be a culvert, but in fact it looked like a long and short vegetable greenhouse built by modern growers.
A man who just got in was poked in the head with a sharp bamboo stick. He screamed "Wow", then crawled back, turned around and struggled with the bald man.
Oh, it’s so fucking annoying!
Ma Chang walked over with a smile, pulled the two of them apart, and shouted loudly: "Since everyone hates this annoying rule, we might as well change it. But the procedure cannot be changed, and no step can be omitted! Listen to me
With the command, everyone got into the bamboo cage one by one in order. Then, when everyone got out, they lined up neatly by the river and then competed swimming together to see who could swim across the Huaihe River first and who could swim faster!
As a reminder, finally, don’t forget to ask Uncle Li who is guarding the shore for a number plate - a life and death card that determines whether to go or stay. In addition, you can only fight for time on the swimming step now. There is no way.
I have chosen! Everyone, do you think this is fair or unfair?"
For a moment, everyone was speechless and silently followed Master Ma's instructions. They all stood in line obediently and went to get into the bamboo cage one by one.
From start to finish, orderly!
At this moment, the hot-tempered bald man scratched his shiny forehead and smiled sheepishly.
…
Ke Han didn't need to be there to see the embarrassment of those guys. In fact, he already had a plan in mind. He just had to wait patiently in the yamen and wait for Ma Changfa to come back and make a report!
At this time, Ke Han, the magistrate of Chuan County, was standing in the courtyard with a cage for birds, whistling to entertain the birds. He clearly looked like a rich young man who was doing nothing.
"Beep, beep, beep!" At this time, the half-open courtyard door was suddenly knocked softly. It could be heard that the person who knocked on the door was very skillful. At least, the sound was not impatient or impatient, making people listen.
Not too bored
"Come in," Ke Han called out to the door calmly, and then continued to whistle and tease the birds in a carefree manner.
He is so comfortable that no one can easily destroy his leisurely mood.
However, after a long time, no one pushed the door in, and even the knock on the door was hesitant, one after another, and finally stopped abruptly.
Ke Han felt a little strange, so he sent his follower Ah San who was left behind to go and have a look.
Ah San also chatted with that person outside the door for a long time, but he didn't see them come in.
Ke Han couldn't hold it in any longer, so he yelled angrily: "Damn it, mother-in-law, why are you standing outside? What's the matter? Can you come in and talk more openly? Don't make people panic! This is
It’s frustrating!”
Wu Weilong, who was waiting outside the door, was the squad leader of the out-of-bounds patrol team. Only then did he enter the courtyard obediently. He couldn't remember how to talk to the master for a while, and he stood still for a long time.
Ke Han is the most opposed to such unprincipled people! Especially to strangers whom he doesn't know, isn't this a waste of other people's time?! Who said it, this is tantamount to seeking wealth and killing!
!
Little did he know that Wu Weilong was really afraid of being scolded by this violent county magistrate again. What he was even more worried about was that if he found out again, it would be because he, the county magistrate, was selfish and incompetent and didn't care about anything, so he took advantage of the opportunity to work in the out-of-bounds patrol squad.
How would he feel about the placement of several distant relatives who do not have to work but receive high salaries?
Wu Taipan really didn't dare to think too deeply. The key point is that he also used the name of the county magistrate to prey on the people and dominate the people. It has indeed ruined the reputation of the county magistrate, who was not very good in the first place.
A few days ago, Wu Taipan intercepted two more beauties, and he was greedy and wanted to keep them for himself. Unexpectedly, he got into big trouble again. The two new bastards actually had the audacity to blackmail the "Tu Emperor".
On the head? This unlucky guy, why did he meet this bullshit county magistrate who rarely leaves the house? Damn it! It’s still late at night? Although I’ve heard some things about the dog officer, saying that the master has changed and his temperament is worse than before.
Things have improved a lot in the past, but after all, my outbound patrol team has done a lot of bad things. Grandma, if you get serious and get caught by this dog officer, will you still be able to hang out? It will be over in an instant.
?!Perhaps, just because of his subordinate's rude offense, he would chop off his own head in anger...
Wu Weilong felt a little powerless, but the thoughts in his head were spinning rapidly like a fully wound alarm clock. He did not dare to look at Ke Han, he lowered his head and hunched over, waiting to be scolded.
Thinking of the county magistrate's scolding, Wu Weilong couldn't help but feel a little frightened and even more at a loss.
"Who are you?" Ke Hanmu stared at Wu Weilong seriously.
"Small, outside patrol team, Wu Weilong" Wu Weilong was a little surprised when he saw that Ke Han didn't sound like an official.
Wu Weilong couldn't figure out why the county master didn't recognize him? Although he had only met him once, he had spent a lot of money on the master just for that one meeting! Otherwise, how could he have changed from an unknown person to a master?
The little gangster jumped directly into the Yamen to follow, and then was transferred to the out-of-bounds patrol squad, which was tough but definitely a fat one and became the squad leader?
Damn it! You turned your back so quickly? Didn’t you come here like this, Dog Officer? Who are you pretending to be so worthless? You are so stupid! No wonder the people of Huai County have some troubles.
I'm too lazy to come to the Yamen. People don't believe this Yamen at all. With this gentleman being so calm and refusing to leave or take steps towards the second door, do you really think that Huai County is blooming with flowers and the situation is great?
Wu Weilong was unhappy and in a low mood. He spoke fluently. Under Ke Han's pressure, he still forgot a lot of the words he had just prepared. He was annoyed and afraid, and his forehead was already wet with sweat.
"Haha, haha!" Ke Han laughed heartily, "Wu Weilong? You are so majestic!..."
Ke Han's words were so cryptic that Wu Weilong was confused, so he responded with an awkward smile.
"That night, the two little ones offended the master. I should have apologized a long time ago, but I didn't have the courage... Oh, those two, I fired them directly. Master, you won't blame me.
Am I overstepping my authority?..." Wu Weilong pretended to be reserved and seemed to have spent a lot of effort to utter the words he had carefully prepared. He also deliberately used rhetorical questions, and he still hesitated, as if squeezing out toothpaste, so he said
is no longer a sentence, but a word
Wu Weilong's performance was really unsatisfactory, because Ke Han showed no interest. He looked at Wu Weilong with interest as he finished speaking, hung up the birdcage in his hand as if it was nothing, smiled, and said meaningfully: "My dear,
Squad Leader Wu, you can be considered a resolute person! Haha, but am I such a carefree person?"
Ke Han also deliberately imitated Wu Weilong's speaking speed and sentence patterns, stuttering and speaking.
Ah San covered her mouth and snickered, but Wu Weilong heard the obvious blame in Ke Han's words, and his legs were already shaking.