Chapter 26 Cai Se Jie gradually got used to the unaccompanied Ke Han. At this time, wearing a silk and satin suit, holding a paper fan with a poem inscribed on it, he was walking on the street in an exaggerated manner. At first glance, he looked like a
A dandy
At this moment, he seemed to be so idle that he was worried that he could not find a place to play and wander around blindly.
Sure enough, in the evening, after wandering around the market for a long time, Ke Han was very happy to find a "Yuexiu Building" and walked towards that building with a swagger.
In order to prevent others from seeing through him, the county magistrate Ke Han still put a little thought into it.
Before, when he was watching a play in a teahouse, he secretly stuffed some copper coins into the plumber's hand, and he got a small beard, trimmed it, and glued it to himself, and he had a beautiful beard.
His beard looks much older. It's really a bit like that.
In addition, he also used a makeup pen to add a mole on his chin. This touch is hardly the finishing touch. It is really cumbersome. It is purely his personal hobby.
Later, he bought a hat that looked like a watermelon rind in a shoe and hat store and put it on his head. He even hung a jade pendant around his waist. In this way, when he moved a little bit, the jade pendant and the same jade pendant were hanging on his head.
The money bags wrapped around the waist swayed and intertwined, and the crisp and sweet impact sound was very special, very pleasing to the ear, and very pleasing to the eye, making people feel loved.
However, Ke Han's striking and swaggering appearance is really eye-catching.
When I walked to the "Yuexiu Tower", before I even stepped through the threshold, the doormen standing on both sides greeted me with a smile: "Sir, please come inside!"
Is this what God feels like?! It’s so useful!
Ke Han nodded his head in a gentlemanly manner as a greeting, and then moved in very skillfully, but did not notice at all that someone was staring at him secretly, and followed him to "Yuexiu Tower"
"Hey, sir! Are you planning to stay in a hotel or..." A middle-aged woman with a pink face who was instructing others to hang door lights turned her head and smiled at Ke Han and spoke softly.
, twisting his no longer slender waist as thick as a bucket, to attract Ke Han seductively, he couldn't help but praise in his heart, "This man in front of me is clearly the God of Wealth, so handsome!"
"Waitron!" Ke Han wanted to go directly to the waiter, but he blurted out an English word, which puzzled the fat woman in front of him. She couldn't figure out what Ke Han was calling, so she looked at him in surprise.
Standing, giggling awkwardly
Ke Han was also surprised that he was so virtuous, and he immediately despised himself. Isn't this the same as an illiterate talking about Tang poetry? Showing off, alas, it's nothing! Then he quickly changed his words and said perfunctorily.
The woman smiled and said: "I just choked on the smell of your powder..."
Before he finished speaking, a few girls who were small but scantily clad happened to come over. They all made no secret of their enthusiasm and charm, and stood aside and snickered.
Ke Han didn't have any stage fright. He stepped forward in a bold manner, laughed wildly with the girls, and shrugged like a gentleman. He looked at the pretty girls in front of him with pretense of confusion and struck up a conversation.
Then asked: "Excuse me, ladies, where is the restaurant? Well, I mean, where can I eat? I'm so hungry!..."
"Invite us, handsome guy!" Those girls twisted their buttocks in unison and answered with a smile, but their eyes secretly glanced at Ke Han's waist from time to time, and the bulging money bag kept shaking.
The jade pendant is the real "dad and mother" worthy of their respect.
At this moment, on Ke Han's waist, the jingle of copper coins against jade pendants flickered in and out, and the girls' smiles were as bright as golden chrysanthemums, and their voices were as crisp as birdsong. They rushed to be the first, and chirped: "Invite us, please."
We can take you with us."
Ke Han burst out laughing, he was actually being talked to? Which period of history is this? There are even modern words?
However, seeing this situation, in this "Yuexiu Tower" with its beautiful scenery and the smell of fragrant powder, if you still want to put on a serious look, or put on an inappropriate air, it seems too out, and you will definitely be arrested.
Think of it as an outlier and get kicked out! Isn’t this totally inappropriate?
Fortunately, Ke Han was naturally not thin-skinned! So, he immediately acted like a slutty boy, casually approached a slightly thin girl, and deliberately pinched her round buttocks in a frivolous way.
Then he exaggeratedly brought his mouth to her ear, pretending to be kissing her, leaving the girls speechless and dumbfounded.
Several people laughed and cursed in their hearts: This guy is too impatient? Not to mention, this guy is really courageous! He is a daring bastard!
The alluring women were snuggling in vain, but they were a little disappointed when they saw Ke Han smiling close to the girl's face and whispering softly: "I don't like crowds! It's very uncomfortable that way, what do you think?"
Those few people couldn't figure out what Ke Han said, they just watched and laughed. Anyway, it was idle, and there was nothing wrong with watching the excitement, so they refused to leave easily.
"Hey, is this good?..." The rouge fans looked at the excitement in surprise for less than three seconds, when someone started to cheer and scream exaggeratedly in a willful and casual manner.
"Grandma, bear!" Some people were angry, with jealousy in their bones. It was jealousy. There was clearly a strong sour smell in their breath, and strong fire breath was sprayed out.
Others clearly expressed confusion: "Why her? My aunt has lost some income again!"
"Fuck!" Indeed, being left out is definitely a shameless thing. It feels very uncomfortable! But what can be done? The rest can only be expressed in a concise and clear way.
thing
Then, their expressions were almost astonishingly consistent. They sneered at Ke Han and sighed repeatedly. This was probably the most civilized resistance and protest?
Of course, some people just rolled their eyes at the skinny girl, and then spat on the ground, clearly showing their contempt for her.
"The competition in the human flesh business here is quite strong?!" Ke Han snickered, but was too lazy to pay attention.
Ke Han knew that no matter who he found, the "young lady he fell in love with" would be hated and even slandered by everyone for reasons that everyone knew very well.
This is probably normal?!
"Sisters, let's use this money to drink tea. Thank you for your enthusiasm!" Ke Han generously dug out a few coins from the bag and threw them to them, and then he put his arms around the thin girl's waist without any scruples.
Okay, walk inside
At this moment, I couldn’t see any unfamiliarity or hesitation in him about this place! Could it be that this “Yuexiu Building” can be better than our five-star hotel in the 21st century? It’s rare to find a smart programmer here.
Mr. Ke Han? Oh, no, you should call the county magistrate now!
They got a few coppers for no reason. Although it was only a few coppers, it was a bit stingy, but after all, they got something for nothing. At most, they only sold a smile and had nothing to lose! What's more, their profession should be to greet everyone with a smile.
Guest!
As a result, all the ladies started to look like peach blossoms again and smile happily. This is a habit, a complete professional habit!
They dispersed happily one by one and went to look for their new "parents".
At this time, behind the scenes, the person who followed Ke Han into the "Yuexiu Building" also showed a surprised look after seeing Ke Han's impressive moves. He pondered for a moment, then turned around and disappeared into the crowd of people in the market.
After leaving the rouge powder group, Ke Han led the girl upstairs and downstairs, wandering around and around a few halls. It looked like a hungry dog looking for food, and he searched very carefully.
People who don't know think that Ke Han is a new shareholder of this "Yuexiu Tower", dragging a young lady with him and searching everywhere mysteriously, hey, what the hell does he do? Don't be surprised!
After running around for a few times, the girl was very tired. She was still unhappy after all. She wanted to break away from Ke Han, but her hands were tightly entangled, so she pursed her lips and asked resentfully: "
Young Master, what on earth do you want to do?"
"Haha, the right thing to do is to find a place to eat! Aren't you hungry?" Ke Han took the girl and walked to an unattended bonsai at the corner of the floor, stopped, and showed a
He looked very disappointed and said feebly, "Oh, I forgot that you are the guide here. By the way, such a big one, a...what's the 'Yue, Xiu, Lou', why can't I see one eating?"
A place? Well, I’m just wondering, is this a hotel or somewhere else?”
The girl's face turned red for a moment, her mouth puffed out angrily, she stared at Ke Han in confusion for a while, and then cursed: "Stop pretending!"
Ke Han looked malicious and smiled.
Suddenly, the girl stared at Ke Han's back in horror and became speechless.
Ke Han looked suspicious. Before he could turn around, someone quickly hit his head from behind without any precautions. He immediately fainted and fell to the ground.
"Hush! Dongmei, did you see something?" A masked man dressed in black threatened in a low voice.
Judging from the tone, the man knew the girl, but without waiting for the response from the person called Dongmei, he began to pick up the money bag and jade pendant from Ke Han's waist in a hurry, and while doing so, he complained about Ke Han in a serious way, as if
There was still a feeling of pity for him. The cup was gone. He could only talk to himself. Ke Han was asleep.
The man didn't care at all, he said seriously: "You guy, damn! Are you too arrogant? How dare you ignore us young and old men? You don't know how to keep a low profile. If I don't come over to say hello,
For a moment, I am really sorry for our reputation as the "Yuexiu Sect Immortal" in Huai County! We can't blame us! You are too irritating and hurt our self-esteem. It's time for you to have a longer memory. I tell you, don't use it in the future.
The men of the 'Yuexiu School' don't take it seriously!..."
Dongmei stood nervously, nodding and shaking her head stupidly.
She was very scared. She didn't know who this masked man was, and he actually knew her?
She thought of running away, but she couldn't take a step forward and collapsed weakly on the ground. While the man in black was talking to himself, he kept saying: "I, I didn't see anything!
Didn’t see it at all!”
In the end, Dongmei was so frightened that she fainted
"Don't worry, we only rob wealth, not kill!" The man in black was still calm and calm. He took off the money bag and jade pendant from Ke Han's waist, as if he was packing his own things. He whispered in a low voice, and then
It was as if he was teaching the secret of self-preservation to the sleeping Ke Han, "Oh, you won't die. Damn you, I'll leave you some money for food and accommodation. Let me tell you, don't think you are a thief."
You have no conscience! Remember to keep a low profile next time you go out and don’t be too ostentatious! Your grandpa, I can’t stand it and I hate you self-righteous guys the most!”
This gentleman in Liang Shang is so verbose! After he took Ke Han's money bag and jade pendant, he was not in a hurry to leave. Instead, he patiently helped Ke Han up so that he could sit leaning against the corner, and even put his hand on Ke Han's head.
I tried the breath between my nostrils.
His attempt didn't matter, but he woke up the sleepy Ke Han. He suddenly grabbed the person's finger, muttered "It smells so bad", then lifted the person's finger up and turned it back.
After another push, the man screamed "Wow" and then fell down on his back. The copper coins were scattered on the ground, and the jade pendant was instantly smashed to pieces.
The strange scream of the man in black and the muffled sound when he fell to the ground alerted the people in the "Yuexiu Tower", and a group of people ran over with the guy in hand.
"No, there's a murderer here!" The person who ran to the position first saw a girl from the "Yuexiu Tower" lying on the ground. He stared blankly at Ke Han who had woken up, and then at the man in black who was lying on his back.
I was stunned for a moment, and I just shouted in fear, "Don't move! What's going on?"