Chapter 3 What a bastard, "Master!" The voice was trembling, coming from far away, sounding a little panicked, as if he was stumbling and running all the way, shouting, "Master, there is someone outside the Yamen.
Beating drums to cry out injustice..."
Ke Han was thinking about how to further communicate with Xiu'er, cultivate a relationship, and leave a good story for the future, when he heard someone calling out injustice, and he realized that at this moment, it was already dawn
Alas, he finally justified his explanation and made Xiu'er believe in him. Before he could have a gentle conversation with Xiu'er, he was interrupted. Ke Han felt very resentful and a little uneasy.
After all, I didn’t know the procedure of the ancients’ case trial at all, so I yelled at the yamen servant outside the door without looking back: “Tell him, I’m on vacation today and it’s not appropriate to try the case!”
Xiu'er was stunned for a while while listening.
After hearing this, the man outside the door was not in a hurry to leave. Instead, he snickered and whispered to the waiter next to him: "What I'm saying is? I must have made a big deal last night, and I won't be able to get up today, haha.
What does it mean to be fast and furious? Our master knows best, is the most qualified and has the most authority!"
The two people had their backs to the door, snickering without scruples, and twisting their buttocks, but it didn't matter, the door suddenly opened with a "squeak"
Ke Han stood behind them in his pajamas and cursed sternly: "You son of a bitch slave, how dare you? Are you talking bad about me behind my back?"
The two people panicked, their legs weakened, and they fell to their knees.
"Get up all the useless things!" Ke Han said angrily, "Sir, I'm very dizzy today. Why don't you go find Master quickly? How do I usually teach you?"
Little did I know, this was Ke Han's tactic to delay the war.
He has just arrived in this place, and he still doesn’t know which dynasty he has lived in, and where his official residence is? What is the current situation here? How is the life of the masses? How does he usually work and live? What details should he pay attention to, etc., he should slowly understand it.
Ah, then, Ke Han thought that the county magistrate should be assisted by a master. The person who knows the things here best is the master.
Alas, I am really exhausted...
"Master, Master, he..." The yamen servant hesitated and refused to explain.
Is this okay? Do I have anything to hide from the master?
Ke Han was furious, and just as he was about to kick the two slaves with his left foot, he heard another strange laughter and shouting from outside the courtyard door: "Master, don't get angry, or you will hurt your anger! You are a happy newlywed, why bother?"
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When the two yamen servants heard this call, it was as if they had met their father, or more like they had grasped a life-saving straw. They kowtowed to the man who stepped across the threshold, holding a paper fan in his hand, and said in unison with sad faces.
: "Master He! Good morning!!"
Damn it! Where do you put me? Are you so in awe of my master? You clearly don’t take me seriously! Where is the face? Grandma, you don’t know how to treat me as a master? My predecessor is really pathetic
Ke Han was furious and wanted to test their reactions and see how they fawned over each other, so he deliberately ignored them and still kicked the two government officials hard.
The two men fell to the ground with a "snort" and looked at Master He helplessly.
Ke Han saw some signs. He felt that the government officials here were not very obedient to him, but they might be obedient to the master. In addition, when he just woke up, Xiu'er insulted him as a "dog official". It seems that I
This county magistrate is really good! He has probably been alone for a long time. How pitiful! In this case, it is not possible to turn things around in a short while. It needs to be boiled slowly in a pot of medicine.
Alas, it seems that for the time being, I can only aggrieve myself and continue to pretend to be a bastard. The important thing is to re-establish my prestige as soon as possible and cultivate my cronies.
So, thinking of this, Ke Han directly fluttered his sleeves and went back to the room, closed the door with force, and shouted: "Are there any rules? Whenever I am inconvenienced, I have to ask Master He for advice. You two are idiots."
You servants turned a deaf ear to this and made random assumptions. If it weren’t for my dizzy state, I would have killed you!"
Master He couldn't help but feel proud when he saw that Ke Han was so angry because the government servants neglected to communicate with him. However, Ke Han didn't even say hello and blocked himself out of the door, leaving him dry for a while.
Surprised, he stood outside the door and bowed his hands and said: "I made a mistake, sir, why should I care about it? Since I am not feeling well, I have to pay more attention to it. I must not get angry and hurt my body. It is also the wedding and honeymoon period. You just need to rest and relax."
We’ve only had so little time, so I’ll say goodbye!”
"Slow down!" Ke Han called calmly from inside the door, "Master, please come in and talk!"
Xiu'er, who was a little calmer, had already put down the screen, blocked the curtains, and sat in the back. In ancient times, it was not suitable for women to get involved in matters between men, especially in officialdom, it was even more taboo.
The master came in, bowed his hands again and said, "Master!"
Ke Han neither responded nor offered to sit down, let alone watch tea.
He himself leaned back comfortably in the mahogany chair, sat deeply, looked at Master He seriously with an inquiring gaze, put the cup of tea in his hand back to the table, and swayed his thumbs criss-crossed.
This makes Master He feel very angry.
Master He secretly wondered: "What happened to this faint official today? He is so rare and serious. What's wrong with him? He usually asks himself about everything. I have never seen him be so contemptuous.
My own, could it be that Xiu'er said something to him due to his coercion? For him to be like this, huh, he is really proud?!"
I thought so, but after all, I had done something wrong. Looking at Ke Han's unfathomable eyes, it didn't look like he was just pretending, he seemed very serious! Then I thought of Ke Han's usual unruly and willful attitude.
Violent and manic, I felt guilty and panicked for a while. I couldn't figure out what Ke Han was thinking, and he was even trembling.
Seeing that the fire was almost done, Ke Han put aside the adjacent chair and nuzzled towards a bench near the door, signaling for him to sit down. Then he picked up the tea cup again, opened the lid, and slowly placed the cup on the
He scraped the rim of the cup a few times, and then blew away the tea leaves floating on it with his mouth. His nose was slightly open, and he moved closer to the rim of the cup with enjoyment, sniffing the faint fragrance, looking nonchalant.
Master He was anxious, wondering what kind of medicine was in Ke Han's gourd and what he wanted to do with it.
At this time, Ke Han deliberately clicked his tongue. He raised and lowered his head several times. Finally, he came closer to the cup, took an exaggerated sip of warm tea, held it in his mouth, then raised his mouth again, and raised his head again.
Turning his head to the sky, he rinsed his mouth with a "gurgling" sound, and then, in front of Master He, he made a "huh" sound and sprayed out the tea in his mouth in the form of mist. Then, he reached for a towel beside the table and wiped it.
There was saliva at the corner of my mouth, and I coughed, but still didn't say a word.
Master He was left hanging for a long time and felt very uncomfortable. When he heard Ke Han coughing, he was already panicking and at a loss what to do.
"Giggle..." When Ke Han saw Master He looking like this, he suddenly burst into laughter. He finally spoke up and said with a hearty smile, "Master He has been working hard!"
Hearing these words, Master He was stunned. He didn't know how to answer for a moment, so he just laughed helplessly.
"Uh-huh!" Ke Han coughed again.
Master He became nervous. He stood up suddenly and inadvertently said something very shocking: "Serving the people is what you should do!"
Still hearing such words here, Ke Han went crazy for a while and couldn't help laughing.
His smile didn't matter, but Master He was trembling. He was worried that his involvement in gambling and lending would be exposed and he would be blackmailed by this ignorant official again?
The harder Ke Han laughed, the more panicked Master He became.
"I'm afraid I will have to worry more about Master during this period!" Ke Han smiled and tried his best to look like he wanted to enjoy life to the fullest, making people think that he was becoming more and more stupid and confused, and that he had no intention of taking care of the yamen.
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"You're such a bastard, you're really outrageous!" Mr. He frowned and scolded Ke Han in his heart, "Now that you've got it again, you have to let go of things in the yamen again? Sooner or later, you'll collapse! Humph!
, wait and see-"
Although Ke Han noticed the subtle changes in his master, he did not say anything, but continued, "I drank too much last night. I accidentally broke my head and forgot a lot of things. Master, I need to rest for a while. It's so strange."
You can just take care of things in the nursing yamen! You still need to ask for instructions in the morning and report in the evening!!"
After hearing this, Master He was very happy. Although he was disgusted with the formalism of "asking for instructions in the morning and reporting later" and felt that Ke Han was too verbose, he still seemed to be submissive and flattered on the surface.
"Master He, let me first tell you what happened in our county during this period." Ke Han asked casually, "Well, after I broke my head, I almost forgot everything."
Only then did Master He dare to take a closer look at Ke Han's head. As expected, there was a long scar on his forehead. He was convinced and secretly rejoiced: Oh, is this bastard really going to get retribution?
Later, Mr. He talked about how Ke Han’s predecessor who traveled through time became the magistrate of Huai County.
Therefore, Ke Han easily learned that he was now in Huai County, a small county magistrate under Leizhou Prefecture, the richest city in the Dashun Dynasty.
Ke Han scratched his scalp and couldn't find any impression of the Dashun Dynasty. Although it had many similarities with the Chinese history he had mastered, he had never heard of the Dashun Dynasty at all!
He was very frustrated. It turned out that the place he traveled to was a place that he couldn't apply existing historical knowledge to deal with? Dizzy!
Ke Han imitated the look of those faint-hearted officials he had seen in TV dramas, and simply crossed his legs. While listening to Master He's narration, he knocked on the handle of the chair, smiling, nodding, and shaking his head from time to time, showing his full expression.
The arrogance and arrogance of a cowardly official
The corrupt officials who were originally disgusted by Ke Han were imitated so vividly by Ke Han at this moment. It was really difficult for him to do so.
Master He was also afraid that his omissions would anger Ke Han, so he told the story very carefully and in detail.
At the end, Ke Han smiled inexplicably, said "thank you" to Master He, and then called into the tent: "Xiu'er, some tea!"