Qiu Laohu turned his head to the sky and burst into a burst of happy laughter, which almost shook the ashes from the beam.
Snail huddled aside at a loss, not knowing whether the chief helmsman was crazy or something else, but Qiu Laohu managed to hold back his laughter, wiped the tears from his eyes, and then slapped him on the shoulder, almost knocking him down.
Down.
"Okay, okay, haha, this little bastard is really good, haha! Ok, okay, snail, bring the wine, I want to drink two glasses!"
The snail ran out quickly, and then ran in quickly with a bottle of wine and a cup.
Qiu Laohu was so happy that his brows trembled. He poured the wine and drank it in one gulp. Then he poured another glass and drank it in another gulp. Then he leaned on the Taishi chair, took a long breath, and said with infinite emotion:
"Snail, you don't know that I, Qiuhuhu, have been looking forward to an uncle for a day or two! Qiu Qiu died early, and I had wanted to find an uncle for her for several years so that she could inherit the family business. Grandma
Yes, this girl also followed me. She was stubborn and refused to die. In the end, she was forced to be a little anxious. Well, she got admitted to the Naval University and went to Ningbo to study! Alas, after graduation, relying on her
People in the army don't even take me seriously, they just rub their noses and faces all day long...
"Sigh... To say that the Heaven and Earth Society has spread to our generation, it is really similar to the underworld... In other words, it is because of the glory of Mr. Guo Xingye and the chief helmsman Chen Yonghua that we have a brand of patriotic society. Our Ming government
I just turned a blind eye and didn't attack us as a gangster... I used to tell fortunes when I was young. People said that I was unethical in this profession and that I would have a son with no butthole in the future... Alas, fortunately I gave birth.
A daughter... I married a daughter-in-law when I was eighteen years old and have been married to this day. I have been married to nearly thirty wives. However, I never gave birth to a son. That is to say, Qiu Qiu’s mother was better and gave birth to a daughter for me...
"Haha, I didn't expect this little brat to be really good at it. I don't know if it's because he's enlightened or something...a pretty boy? Haha, a black-faced boy can do it too! Snail, you know that we in the Ming Dynasty have not been able to catch up with us all these years.
What's wrong? Eight out of ten families only have daughters, resulting in more girls than boys. As long as a girl doesn't look like a fairy or is born into a wealthy family, she won't be able to get married. If she gets married, she will just be someone else's mistress.
It has to be something other than ten rooms and eight rooms... I originally thought that no matter what, my Qiuqiu is pretty good in small appearance. I also want to be rich and powerful...
"I didn't expect that little bastard to be ignorant and stupid enough to become a soldier on his own. You don't know, snail. When I heard that, I felt so cold in my heart! Damn it, a girl from a good family can't get married.
, if you go to work in the army, won’t you be completely unable to get married?... Well, in the past two years, I have given up my love for children. Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, so let her go! Can’t get married? Marry
If you don’t go out, just be an old girl and stay with your father...
"Haha, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it. The little bastard really has some skills. He has already become a soldier and can still find me an uncle. He is really a tiger father but no dog daughter! Hahaha! Oh, by the way, snail, what do you think?
Maybe it’s because there are so many men in the military area that it’s easier to find my uncle, right? Hey, Snail, is that guy you saw, by any chance, also from the military?”
Snail stayed with him for a long time with a drink in hand. Finally he got the chance to talk and hurriedly said:
"In my opinion, it doesn't look like someone from the army..."
"Not the best, not the best, haha! Hey, what does that boy look like? Is he tall?"
"She looks quite talented, and she's not too short. She seems to be a good match for the eldest lady..."
"Okay, that's best! Haha, I know my daughter is discerning! Hahaha!"
"It's just..." Snail smiled bitterly and hesitated, "It's just that the boy was wearing a 'uniform', so..."
"Uniform? What uniform? Didn't you say he is not from the army?"
"No, no, it's not a military uniform, it's that..." Snail gestured, "It's that ugly big cotton-padded jacket with blue and white stripes on it. I suspect it's..."
"Huh? What is it?"
The snail carefully stared into Qiuhuhu's eyes and hesitated:
"Subordinate... I suspect that the boy was just... just released from some prison... The eldest lady was accompanying him to buy clothes."
"You were just released from jail?" Qiu Laohu repeated word for word, his eyebrows knitted into a big knot, and he suddenly slapped the table and exploded.
A loud roar, "My day!"
He slapped the tea on the table and splashed it out. Snail shrank his head in fright and said quickly:
"Boss, I...I'll take a few people over right away and chop off one of that kid's legs."
"I'll chop your mother to hell!" Qiu Huhu kicked him off his feet again and shouted, "It's hard for me to have an uncle. If anyone dares to touch a hair of my uncle, I'll chop up his whole family."
!”
The snail jumped up and huddled aside, not daring to talk nonsense.
"Hahaha," Qiu Laohu laughed happily again, "What about his grandma's, who was just released from prison? It doesn't matter, as long as my daughter likes it! Maybe that kid is also on the road and will start this career in the future.
You don’t need to learn yet! Haha, okay, you’re such a little brat, you’ve got a lot of tricks up your sleeve!”
Qiu Laohu grabbed the snail, put his arms around his shoulders, and patted him so hard that the snail grinned. But Qiu Laohu didn't care, laughed, and asked:
"Snail, you are so good! Haha, come on, tell me, how do Qiu Qiu and that boy look? How good are they?"
"Boss, to tell you the truth," Snail was praised by Qiu Lahu, and he was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear. "I, Snail, spent a lot of effort to follow them and overheard something. In my opinion,
, Let’s not talk about anything else between them, but that boy is quite a man of character!”
"Oh? How to say it?"
"Look, that kid was just released and he was penniless and didn't even have any clothes. The eldest lady took him to buy clothes, but the kid tried over and over again and refused to buy them, saying that 'men must have self-respect'! Boss
, what do you think?"
Qiu Laohu listened for a long time, then suddenly struck the incense table and shouted in praise:
"Good boy! This is how a grown man should be. He must be poor, and he must be so poor that he has ambition and cannot eat the food that he has just rubbed! Think about it, the rice has been rubbed in someone else's hands first, and then thrown to you. If you want to eat it, why don't you eat it?"
Can he be considered a man? Well, I like this boy’s temper!”
The snail scratched the back of its head happily and took the opportunity to offer another plan:
"Boss, it's certainly a good thing that the boy has backbone, but that's also the bad thing. Now if it's because of his backbone that he delays the development of the eldest lady, that would be unsightly."
"Oh? What do you say?"
"Think about it, a man and a woman are acting like friends... How do you say foreign words now? Oh, it's called falling in love. When a man and a woman are in love, when they go shopping and buy clothes, it's always the man who pays.
If the woman buys it, and the young couple loves each other, no one will think it's wrong. But if it's the other way around, if the woman pays for the man to buy it, it doesn't feel right. Even if the woman is happy, as long as the man is a man
Son, you will also feel uncomfortable in your heart. Don’t you think so?"
Qiu Huhu patted his forehead and kept nodding:
"Well, that's right, that's right."
The snail licked his lips and continued:
"Of course, there are some people who like to be pretty boys and eat soft rice, but my uncle is definitely not the same! Now my uncle is not a big man, and he is already here, but he is the kind of person who has a strong backbone.
Man. In addition, our eldest lady is in love for the first time, and she probably doesn’t know how to take care of men. You think, if one insists on buying it and the other insists on not wanting it, and both of them are young people and are willful, then they will get annoyed, okay
A pair of mandarin ducks may fall apart in one fell swoop!"
Qiu Laohu was so frightened that he stared blankly with his two big eyes. After a long while, he slapped his thigh and shouted:
"A break-up? That won't work, it's not that cheap! If you hook up with my Qiu Laohu's daughter, then you have to give me Qiu Laohu as your uncle! Want to break up? Damn it, I will tie that kid into the bridal chamber.
go!"
"Hey, hey, boss, boss," Snail hurriedly helped him sit down and advised, "It's not yet, we are just talking about what ifs! Alas, since ancient times, 'a penny can kill a hero', there are many such things
That's it! But having said that, isn't it just for some money? My uncle doesn't have it, but we do! We have so many places in the world and we collect protection fees from others, and there's nothing else. That's a lot of money.
Let’s go. If you want to find a way to help the two uncles, isn’t it just like playing?”
As he spoke, he mysteriously leaned into Qiu Laohu's ear and muttered for a while.
Qiu Huhu slapped his thigh again and praised loudly:
"Okay, I really have you! Snail, I didn't expect that you really have two pots in your belly! Okay, in this way, without anyone noticing, I can make my uncle rich and save his face.
I don’t know yet! Haha, now it’s better, my uncle can pick up my daughter again! Wow—hahahaha!!!”
The two of them were lying on their backs, laughing.