"Boy, you looked down on me, Lao Meng." He patted me on the shoulder and smiled.
We pushed open the middle room, and General Meng unexpectedly pushed me from behind and pushed me inside. However, he closed the door from behind with a "bang" sound, and it looked like it was locked from the outside.
I looked into the room and saw the sister lying face up on the floor. Not only was she not wearing a vest, but her pants were also thrown aside. She was motionless there. It seemed that General Meng had tapped her acupuncture points. I looked at it,
My heartbeat quickened immediately and my breathing became irregular. I quickly walked out the door.
I have sworn not to touch a foreign woman lying in front of me, even if she is a powerful figure in the Central Plains.
When I opened the door, I remembered it was locked. I shouted outside, "General Meng"
General Meng said outside the door, "Is it going to be over so soon?" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I rushed to the door and said:
"What a joke, how can I touch the person you slept with again? Isn't that disrespectful to you, General Meng?"
He said "poof" outside the door, "You kid, you are deliberately watching my excitement. Are you going back to tell the truth to my wife?"
"How can I? I don't want to disturb you. Since the general has no intention of doing this, I admire you. But what happened just now has nothing to do with me. I didn't kidnap you and bring you here. Compared with locking the door and shutting me in, you
Let’s talk about it, who is less interesting?”
Unable to resist my few words, General Meng unlocked the door and stood outside, but his eyes could not forget to look at the naked woman lying on her back on the ground, "It's a pity that Lao Meng already has a wife. Even if the wife doesn't know,
I’m also embarrassed.”
We walked down and sat in the courtyard without leaving the hospital, for fear of causing further trouble.
"Have you noticed that there are very few men in this place?" General Meng said to me. I also thought about it. From the moment I landed, I only saw one man.
"Isn't it the opposite of our place? Men stay at home and work as female workers at home?" I asked.
"That's not necessarily the case. Judging from their fierce looks, they are not ashamed at all, but they have the spirit of a man."
After a while, the door rang, and Song Kui and the woman walked downstairs. She saw her sister lying on the ground, and ran down in shock. She saw General Meng and I standing in the yard.
When Song Kui saw us, his face turned red, but he immediately said something to the sister. She calmed down and looked at us.
"I told her that her sister is fine," Song Kui said
"I know she's fine, but it seems to me that you're already fine," General Meng said with a straight face.
Song Kui hesitated and said, "This happened suddenly... uh,"
"It's nothing. I'll give you a chance to make atonement. Please tell me what's going on!"
Later, we roughly figured out the matter
It is a country of women. There are many women in the country, but there is a serious shortage of men. The heavy physical work of fishing, cutting wood, and woodcutting are all borne by women. The few men are treated as treasures at home.
There are foreign men who are often robbed by unmarried women and get married on the spot. After conceiving and giving birth, there are many boys and girls. The third volume of "Lingwai Daida" has records in "Miscellaneous Countries in the Southeast Sea" and "Zhufanzhi"
, but that was after the Ming Dynasty. What we are encountering now is the predecessor of the Woman Country.
After more than a thousand years, the situation here has not changed much, except that the country of women at this time is smaller in area, has a smaller population, and has fewer men.
I don’t know if it’s due to water and soil conditions or some other reason that causes the Y-chromosome deletion in people here.
Perhaps it was only after we arrived here and were stationed for half a year that the situation changed. The proportion of male births gradually increased and a balance was reached. However, in this country, women still have the greatest power, and men are in a subordinate position.
Song Kui had a yellow pendant on his waist. General Meng discovered it. When he asked him about it, he said that the sister gave it to him. He said that with this thing on his waist, he would not be robbed on the street.
We hurriedly asked her for it, but she said awkwardly that a woman only has one thing for her life, and it will be gone once she hangs it out.
"Won't you make another one?"
She shook her head and begged Song Kui again to let him talk and beg us to help her sister stand up.
"You have to promise that when she wakes up, she will stop messing around." After my sister agreed, we went in. General Meng squatted next to her and put a few fingers down. My sister woke up slowly and didn't know why she was lying on the ground.
After she figured out the whole story, she lost her temper and smashed two bamboo chairs to pieces. General Meng was embarrassed and asked Song Kui to tell her that we already have a family, but because their sisters entertained us
For her sake, we will find a suitable husband for her, and she calmed down
It's been a long time since we came out, but the five sergeants are still missing.
General Meng and I discussed whether we should go back and report the new situation we encountered to King Tian first. To be honest, we have made some decisions on this matter without authorization. You must know that if you take your wife during the march and fight, you will be sentenced to death.
I want him to sit here and wait for the five sergeants who were "robbed", while I go to the ship to report to the king and ask for his opinion.
Unexpectedly, General Meng said, "No, no, I miss my wife too after such a fuss. Besides, if you leave, I'm afraid I won't be able to clean myself up if I jump into the Yellow River. It's better for me to go back. Why don't you stay and wait for someone else?"
I didn’t agree either, so in the end we had to borrow the yellow fanny bag from the sister. She was not very happy at first, but after Song Kui’s explanation, she gave it to us. In this way, General Meng and I each hung a fanny bag and swaggered
Walked out of the yard
The women working on the dock saw us, and they all smiled. As expected, no women rushed up to cause trouble again.
We arrived at the turtle boat and met King Tian. As soon as he saw us, he asked: "Where is Song Kui? Where are the five soldiers?"
We didn’t know where to start, so we took off the yellow bag from our waist and handed it to him.
"What's this?"
We then told him the situation we encountered after landing in detail. He rubbed the back of his head after listening and said, "You really get what you want. It seems that I, Tian Heng, led the people to go to sea, and it was really appropriate."
It’s God’s will!”
It was our turn, Zhanger and the monk, to be confused and beg King Tian to explain to us in detail. He cleared his throat and asked us first: "Tell the truth, is there anyone trying to make things difficult for you two this time?"
"Yes!" General Meng's loud voice answered first. Seeing King Tian's expression change, I quickly added: "Yes, yes, but neither General Meng nor I have messed up. No, he misses his wife."
, I miss my wife too. I borrowed a pendant for each person. I will come back and report to you quickly."
Tian Wang said that most of the people who followed him out to sea were all strong young men, all of them old and young. "I think about your life-long events when I have the opportunity, but there are more wolves and less meat."
"Young master, you gave Tian Zong five more," General Meng said.
King Tian laughed loudly, "Who doesn't have a preference?" Then he said, "It's a joke, Meng Gushang, don't you think about it, is that my preference? Everything depends on fate, how can it be that I am not a preference?"
Eccentricity can control it.”
He said, "If I hadn't encountered the Daughter Kingdom, I would have planned to leave within a few days. In this case, I would have to stay there for a year and a half before leaving. Anyway, it is not for you to rob our homes, but for them to rob us... Haha...
"
Tian Wang laughed for no reason and whispered to us, "Please keep this operation a secret. Everything on the shore is strictly prohibited from being known to the women on the ship."
"Why, King, do you have any ideas?" General Meng asked
"Bah! Look what you said, let them know, so what? If I don't do anything wrong, I'm worried about my wife. After knowing this, I'm afraid I won't even be able to get out of the cabin to get some air."
"But we can't stay bored in the cabin all the time. There are only two yellow bags," I said.
"Well, you don't have to worry about it, at least for these few days."
"Then what do I do?" I asked
"Just stay on the boat, watch the boat, and spend time with my wife," Tian Wang said
"What about me?" General Meng asked
"Of course you three have to stay calm," Tian Wang said, "but someone has to go ashore and say no, I won't bother you this time. I will take action personally."