According to normal logic, Li Xiaoxiao may have more than a dozen brothers and sisters?
Based on Li Xiaoxiao's age, he may have about ten younger brothers and sisters...
hiss……
Zhang Guangmu gasped.
By the way, Li Xiaoxiao’s father is a bit scary...
Xuanlong Empire is a monogamous society, and I don’t know how many times the uncle has been divorced.
Zhang Guangmu suddenly began to sympathize with Li Xiaoxiao.
No wonder he is obviously a super second generation, but he always gives people a feeling of being on thin ice and pitiful.
It seems that my sixth sense is correct.
Looking back now, it is normal for Li Xiaoxiao and his father to have a bad relationship.
"Hey...my, my!"
Zhang Guangmu sighed and patted Li Xiaoxiao on the shoulder: "Let's not talk about this person. Let's talk about something else."
Li Xiaoxiao glanced at him with disgust, crossed her legs, looked carefree, turned her face sideways, and said casually: "I don't know Li Shisan very well either."
"But, I have studied all my brothers and sisters privately, and Li Shisan is no exception."
"Although this person's martial arts talent is not as good as mine, he is focused enough and devotes most of his energy to the imperial chapter of "Imperial Body Forging Technique". His unarmed fighting ability is super strong!"
"Due to his age advantage, he is slightly stronger than you now."
Li Xiaoxiao seemed to be telling other people's stories: "With my current level, I can't survive ten moves under Li Shisan's hands."
"So, you'd better find a piece of paper after you go back today, copy the sentence 'Never fight alone with Li Shisan' a thousand times before going to bed, and read it again three hundred times when you get up the next morning."
"In this way, the possibility of you facing off against Li Shisan in the drama "Secret Homework" will be reduced by 5 percentage points."
A true message can be conveyed, but a false message can be conveyed by a hundred thousand words!
The little tricks that Li Xiaoxiao revealed to influence his own subconscious sound ordinary and unremarkable, and seem to have no technical content. In fact, they are "subconscious secrets" that many subconscious actors are willing to spend Longdun to buy.
Li Xiaoxiao, who was pushed to the ground by Zhang Guangmu and blasted with a hammer in "Flaming Wolf Castle", although he was defeated, he still supported Zhang Guangmu for a long time.
From his point of view, in terms of unarmed fighting, Zhang Guangmu really couldn't defeat Li Shisan, so he persuaded him easily and even shared the secret book calmly.
Hearing this, Zhang Guangmu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's it? I thought it was so cruel... It scared me to death!"
"This person is probably at level 2.2 to 2.3~"
"With my unarmed fighting ability, if it really breaks out, I can kill you in two moves."
Hearing this, Li Xiaoxiao, who kindly fed the dog, trembled with anger.
He jumped up from the bench: "Come on, come on!"
"I want to see how you can kill me with two moves!"
Ever since he heard Li Xiaoxiao say that Li Shisan was not his stage name, Chu Fan had remained silent, seeming to be thinking about something.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Chu Ba shook his head, his frown slightly relaxed, and said with emotion: "You two have such a good relationship..."
“Back then, I didn’t have a time when we could learn from each other and make progress together.”
"Otherwise, I might be a master of guns now."
Zhang Guangmu and Li Xiaoxiao both sneered at Chu Fan's statement.
As for his funny marksmanship, it would be no exaggeration to say that he is a human body tracing marksmanship. His talent in firearms shooting is not to be said to be at all, at least it is at the level of rotten wood that cannot be carved.
For those who are truly talented, even if they touch a gun for the first time and fire it a few times, they will be able to hit a fixed target at close range without missing the target.
Although she was reluctant, Li Xiaoxiao still returned to the chair and recognized Zhang Guangmu's talent: "Listen to my advice, if you meet Li Shisan in the play and can shoot a black gun behind his back, don't challenge him head-on.
.”
"You can't beat him."
Having said this, Li Xiaoxiao looked at Zhang Guangmu's pale face and added seriously: "You are too weak."
"You can't."
These words made Zhang Guangmu confused for a moment whether he was playing tricks on the generals or trying to blame himself.
Even as a senior bully, Zhang Guangmu's blood pressure soared due to Li Xiaoxiao's three consecutive taunts.
"Anyway, I've already taught you how to fine-tune your subconscious mind on a temporary basis."
Li Xiaoxiao's previous speech seemed to be deliberate. The smile on her clean face like a beautiful girl gradually became evil: "As for whether to use it or not, and how to use it, it depends on you."
"Ahem..."
The older Chu Fan was really afraid that the two people would fight on the spot. After coughing twice, he started to break up the fight: "Cao Guan, does he have a background? I just watched it and found that the drama "Secret Homework" is
There is a big problem with the cast.”
Zhang Guangmu, who originally planned to let Li Xiaoxiao see why the flowers are so red, heard this. Although he was not led astray, he decided to give his good brother a face.
After all, I relied on Li Xiaoxiao to take over the last drama, and I just got another [Subconscious Secret Book]. Even if it is not needed at all, good intentions must be understood.
So Zhang Guangmu nodded and agreed: "The arrangement of the protagonist of the plot is a bit inexplicable, so I won't talk about him."
"[Newcomer Crusher] Zhao Zhengrong, the empire's once-in-a-millennium super genius Zhang Guangmu, [Educator] Liu Xueyu..."
Plus an unheard of plot protagonist Li Shisan.
"Such a bad script and such an incredible cast, it's really strange!"
Hearing Zhang Guangmu's speech, Li Xiaoxiao shook the personal terminal on his wrist expressionlessly: "Don't think you can get away with it by hiding yourself in the middle, I have already recorded it!"
"If you don't want the dark history to be exposed... hum..."
This is a joke.
Zhang Guangmu, Li Xiaoxiao, and Chu Fan gathered together and sorted out the content of the script of "Secret Homework" and what the character "Chinese Class Representative Zhang Guangmu" needed to pay attention to. When they were hungry, they took a bite of nutrition.
When I feel thirsty, I hold the mineral water and pour it into my stomach.
A situation arose at the beginning of the discussion.
Zhang Guangmu couldn't accept the weird world view of this script. He felt that there were too many flaws and he didn't know where to start: "The classroom is not a training room, the high school is not a club, the students are not students, and the weird setting of the open-air sports hall...
…”
It is no longer a question of the flowering of both culture and style.
This bullshit script of "Secret Assignment" is basically a combination of ancient and modern times, a blend of fiction and reality!
The guy who wrote the script obviously regarded the background settings in some dramas, novels, and animations as the real world!
Highlight a strange and bizarre thing!
Chu Fan felt a little confused: "Isn't the school that middle school students went to in ancient times just the [Academic Society]? [Private School] is actually also fine."
"I don't think there's anything wrong with the script..."
Hearing this, Zhang Guangmu's eyes twitched slightly: "It should be divided into junior high school and high school...forget it, there is no need to worry about this."
Some time passed.
Li Xiaoxiao stared at Zhang Guangmu with a complicated expression: "The title [Sir] specifically refers to teachers in ancient times."
"You read so much, you shouldn't even know this bit of common sense! Why do you have such an expression? It feels like you are constipated."
Zhang Guangmu was speechless.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Guangmu said cautiously: "I think students on earth in the 21st century should, maybe, probably, maybe already use [teacher] to call their teachers... right?"
Li Xiaoxiao sneered and countered: "I don't want you to think it, I want the director and the audience to think it!"
Zhang Guangmu: "What if the director and the audience are both wrong?"
Li Xiaoxiao: “Evidence?”
Zhang Guangmu: "...Okay! After all, archaeological chronology, I can't resurrect people from that era to compete with you. You win."
Chu Fan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right! You are good at everything, but you just like to argue. It doesn't matter if you are poor like us. Remember to restrain yourself when you meet outsiders."
As if in just a blink of an eye, the sun sets over the horizon.
Night covers the earth.
In the sky, the dazzling stars cannot compete with the bright moon, but they still shine with their own light.
The dense orange light in the pine forest dyes the whole world with a warm color.
"I'm going! It's so late... The moon cake is still waiting for me to come home, and it slipped away!"
Zhang Guangmu suddenly came to his senses: "Brother Meng, please go back, I will send you on your way."
"When you get home, please report to the group that you are safe!"
Chu Fan and Li Xiaoxiao declined in their own ways, saying that the security of the empire was ridiculously good and even minors who went to school did not need to be escorted by their parents. However, Zhang Guangmu was still sent on the return flight one after another.
One of them lives in Tiannan and the other lives in Haibei. They are tens of thousands of kilometers apart.
In other words, everyone was born in the Xuanlong Empire with advanced technology. In the pre-nuclear era, it would be very troublesome to organize an offline event.
…
The next day.
When the morning light faded, Zhang Guangmu had already finished washing.
"Cat food and drinking water are ready, and there is enough cat litter. Unlike other cats, you never bask in the sun, so..."
"Mooncake, I'm going out to work and won't be back until two days. You have to pay attention to your safety and don't open the door to strangers."
After murmuring for a long time, Zhang Guangmu left the small dwelling without windows under the watch of the orange cat.
Pushing open the door, Zhang Guangmu found that a luxury car with two jet-black wings was parked at the door.
In the passenger seat, Zhao Zhengrong, wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap, waved: "Let's go, let's take you to school."