93 Become a Buddha and become a fairy, conquer the heavens!
Toot~
The door is open.
The head of the household 002 strolled out with small steps.
The orange cat's hair is soft and shiny, with a small mooncake-shaped bell hanging around its neck. Its tail is wagging, and it seems to be in a good mood.
"Let's go! It's too late to explain! Let's go to the new home first!"
Zhang Guangmu picked up the orange cat and held it in his arms.
Mooncake purred but did not struggle.
Although this person often loses his temper, he does not act aimlessly.
Unless there is something particularly important, I usually don’t drag myself around.
Besides, I miss him so much after not seeing each other for such a long time.
Then, just reluctantly let this person hold you for a while.
Um!
This is a gift from Master Mooncake!
You are welcome!
Zhang Guangmu didn't notice the thoughts of the head of his household 002.
After all, he doesn't understand cat language, and he's not as good at observing words and emotions as his good brother Li Xiaoxiao.
Zhang Guangmu held the fluffy and warm orange cat in his arms with his backhand, and removed the ring from the small mooncake-shaped bell on the neck of household head 002.
I learned this from the lady who sells cat food. I heard that bells are bad for cats’ hearing, so...
Just make it silent.
After doing this, Zhang Guangmu shook his wrist.
Then the black jade bracelet on his wrist automatically emitted a ray of light, which condensed into a blue arrow in front of his eyes.
This is pointing him in the direction of his new home.
Smart navigation function!
Because it will cause short-term light pollution, to some extent, it will have a certain impact on the travel of other Empire citizens. Not every Empire citizen has this function in their personal terminal.
At least, Zhang Guangmu was not qualified to use it before.
Now that I have become a two-star subconscious actor, this pathfinding function has finally been unlocked.
Zhang Guangmu walked on the road with moon cakes and followed the arrow to his new home. Along the way, he received the attention and emotion of many neighbors and passers-by.
"Is this intelligent navigation? The last time I saw it was more than ten years ago..."
"Isn't he the kid from the orphanage? He grew up so big in the blink of an eye?"
"He's promising! I once talked with a subliminal producer before, and I remember clearly that this is the privilege of a two-star subliminal actor!"
"How brave! This is much more awesome than driving a speeding car!"
"I must let my son become a subconscious actor in the future!"
"Why don't you go by yourself?"
"I can't do it! Besides, you're not good at reading, and yet you force your son to study every day? I'm so noisy that I can't sleep well every day!"
"I'm so envious... I'll go find the crew and submit my resume later!"
"I am coming too!"
"I plan to wait until "Road to the Great" to try again, maybe it will soar into the sky!"
"Then we have to wait until May, there are still two months..."
"Tsk, this guy is so handsome. He looks like a star at first glance. I wonder what his subconscious is like."
"You don't even know him? He's famous now! Go look up the words Changhe Erdaimu and Tianguang Castle Master!"
"Your information is out of date. He also played the role of the 'Transcendent' of the Red Lotus Academy in "Secret Assignment"!"
"Hey? The boss is actually my neighbor? Oh my god! I'll try and see if I can get an autograph!"
The neighbors were extremely enthusiastic and came to Zhang Guangmu one after another to start asking questions.
Although Zhang Guangmu felt a little uncomfortable with not hitting the smiling person, he still smiled and responded one by one.
After calming down the over-enthusiasm of his neighbors with his autographs, Zhang Guangmu followed the route given by his personal terminal and ran all the way with the mooncakes in his arms. He ran for several streets before finally finding a new home distributed by the empire for free.
"arrive!"
Looking at the materials of the walls, floor and ceiling, Zhang Guangmu quickly determined that this was indeed a newly built pine wood house in the past two years, not a recycled and renovated house.
The pine wood house exudes a fresh fragrance that is different from the aspen wood house. In addition to the master bedroom, it also has its own bathroom.
From now on, whether it is brushing your teeth and washing your face or going to the toilet to take a shower, you can do it at home. You no longer need to run out and crowd with people in public facilities every day.
"How is it? Is it bigger than before? I also bought a new cat climbing frame and put it here."
Zhang Guangmu came to the eastern corner of the pine wood house and made some gestures.
"Meow!"
Mooncake showed her attitude reservedly.
satisfy!
"Ah, by the way, there are also our old bookcases, collection of books, and cat litter box..."
Zhang Guangmu slapped his forehead and put the painful mask on his face.
"I have to make another trip."
"Let's authenticate the identity of the head of the household first. Please wait for me at home and don't run around. Be good!"
As he spoke, Zhang Guangmu grabbed the jio of the moon cake and put the pink cat's claws on his black jade bracelet.
The household head authentication module pops up, identity confirmation, iris and brainwave verification, DNA verification...
The whole process took about a minute. Household owner 001 Zhang Guangmu and head 002 Yuebing of the pine double-room hut both completed the property certification.
Xuanlong Empire is not perfect, at least in terms of efficiency, there is nothing to criticize.
Just carry yourself into the house, scan the personal terminal, and you can move in.
All other procedures will be assisted by artificial intelligence and relevant responsible personnel, so there is no need to waste much time and energy in this area.
As for moving furniture…
The process was much easier than expected.
When neighbors and passers-by saw Zhang Guangmu returning, they just chatted for a few words, and one or two of them spontaneously started to help.
Zhang Guangmu was a poor man after all. He had lived in that small shabby aspen wood house for so many years, but he had not accumulated any precious furniture. The most valuable items were only some books.
With the help of neighbors, Zhang Guangmu completed the entire moving process with just one trip.
"This young man is so handsome! Have you fallen in love yet? Do you want me to introduce you to one?"
"He is a scholar! Look at the books in his room! And look at his face! Do you think he is short of a girlfriend?"
"Yes! Haha!"
"There are two little stars on the terminal... He has become a two-star subconscious actor certified by the Empire at a young age. He has a bright future!"
"Stop talking, I'm already getting angry. I'm going to beat up that little brat of mine when I get back later! If I don't do anything all day long, I just want to sleep!"
The neighbors left happily, chatting all the way, seeming happy to have more topics to brag about and real-life examples.
Apart from anything else, when educating their children in the future, they can use the sentence pattern "Look at how Zhang Guangmu is doing" as a classic conversation starter.
Standing at the door and watching the neighbors leave, Zhang Guangmu suddenly felt a little guilty.
It’s not easy to be someone else’s child!
In order to wash away the guilt in his heart, Zhang Guangmu specially ordered two takeaways.
Spicy hot pot!
Salt-reduced version of crispy dried fish!
The aroma is overflowing...
Just looking at the delicious, tasty and tasty meal makes Zhang Guangmu drool.
There’s nothing to say, just close the door and start building!
One person and one cat, they are all enjoying themselves and eating happily.
Zhang Guangmu holds chopsticks in one hand and consumes the vegetables and white rice in the fragrant pot at the speed of light. With the other hand, he gently clicks on the virtual screen in front of him to browse the opinions of viewers around the world on "The Secret Job" and himself.
To be more precise, I appreciate how everyone praises and praises me.
Vanity is slowly being satisfied...
Audience tastes are constantly changing. Even though a high-scoring movie from ten years ago is still a high-quality movie, it may not still get such a high score.
However, "Secret Assignment" has a 99.3% positive review rate after all. It is not a high score washed out by paying a navy to wash the ground. It perfectly suits the taste of the citizens of the Xuanlong Empire at this time.
Those viewers who did not give positive reviews actually did not give negative reviews at all.
The reason for the low score is that some viewers believed that the production team's directing was not professional enough and gave too many scenes to some irrelevant characters (such as the reborn Li Shisan).
Now, viewers who went to watch the final version because of the popularity of "Secret Job" have browsed the entire "plot line" of "Red Lotus Light" with the help of artificial intelligence guides.
The logic is complete, and it is full of fun. The whole play is clear and smooth, thought-provoking, thought-provoking, convincing, and full of fun, but it is not particularly brain-burning.
As a result, the overall drama has a higher critical rating!
The nickname "Red Lotus Light Mu" has a vague tendency to become popular.
In this process, the names of [Changhe Guangmu] and [Tianguang Castle Lord] gradually became known to more people.
"Hehe...hahaha...ahem!"
Zhang Guangmu looked at the comments from netizens praising him, laughing until he was so happy that he became sad, and he choked on the pepper until he burst into tears.
"Meow!"
The mooncake turned into an orange afterimage, and like a little monster that had become a spirit, it easily opened the bathroom door, then jumped onto the sink and slapped the cat's claws.
Snapped!
Sizzle...
Clear water gushes out.
"Meow!"
Come on, fool!
Don't choke to death!
Zhang Guangmu didn't care about his entanglement with the moon cake and looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, and directly threw himself into the sink and drank a gulp of water.
I washed my face by the way and coughed violently, and finally I came back to life again.
"Fortunately, I have thirty years of imperial body-building skills to cultivate the Dharma in my body, and cultivate the Dharma directly into my heart. Otherwise, my sickly body will not be able to withstand any torture at all, and it will be too easy to die suddenly."
Zhang Guangmu held down his pounding heart, took two deep breaths, grabbed the stuffed dumpling, and lifted it up high.
"Mooncake! Zhang Guangmu will always be in love!"
Most normal people would feel awkward pronouncing their own names when speaking, but Zhang Guangmu didn't.
He didn't feel any violation at all.
The orange cat seemed to understand what he said. After a moment of pride in his eyes, he quickly returned to his natural state and gave Zhang Guangmu a look of disgust.
"Meow!"
Stupid man! Get your wet paws off!
Head of Household 002 is a cat with backbone!
only……
Zhang Guangmu sneakily reached out his hand and turned on the silky cat-stroking mode. The backbone of the head of the household 002 gradually weakened and disappeared.
"Meow."
Oh, damn it, why are you scratching your chin!
Comfortable!
don't want!
do not stop.
That's it!
"Meow……"
Mooncake lay contentedly in Zhang Guangmu's arms, the whole cat looking lazy.
"You're welcome, this is what I should do."
Zhang Guangmu's expression was serious and he said in a solemn tone: "There is no way I can repay the kindness of saving my life."
"Please accept this insignificant gift first!"
The head of the household 002 shook his tail, indicating that contact was temporarily lost. In sage mode, he did not make any additional reaction.
But good news finally came from the black jade bracelet.
"Congratulations to the newcomer [Tang] for joining the group!"
"Congratulations to the newcomer [Mushen World No. 1] for joining this group!"
Zhang Guangmu quickly analyzed and deduced the identities of the two people.
Obviously, the [Mushen World's No. 1] should be the newly captured wild fanboy during the filming of "Secret Job", the hedgehog-headed boy Luo Zuan!
As for that [Tang], it must be Tang Lanshan, the girl who plays the role of the girl whose engagement was broken off in the play.
For some reason, Zhang Guangmu felt that he had been staring at the word "Tang" for a long time, and gradually forgot how to write it. He felt that this thing became more and more unfamiliar, and his consciousness was almost lost.
After a second thought, his Infinity battleship welcomed two new potential recruits. As the captain, Zhang Guangmu suddenly became energetic and turned on the high-speed typing mode.
[Changhe Guangmu]: "Welcome the newbie!"
drop!
A new summoning prompt popped up in the group.
Xiaoxiao doesn’t cry: “@长河光木, I’m convinced, are you a human-type misery detector? It feels like other than me, the people who join the group are all pitiful guys..."
Zhang Guangmu was a little stunned when he saw this.
Are all the members in the endless rice bucket group miserable?
Not necessarily?
Everyone is happy all day long!
Except for boss Zhao Zhengrong...
Except for Chu Fan, who has a broken personality...
Except for myself who suffers from a genetic disease...
Except for director Qian Yiyuan who was jailed...
Except for Director Cao Guan who went to the Dragon Field to gain enlightenment...
Um.
After some careful consideration, Zhang Guangmu quickly typed out a line of words.
Changhe Guangmu: "What does 'except me' mean? Add yourself, Xiaozhuzi."
This shameless speech made good brother Xiaoxiao break his guard instantly.
Seeing that he seemed to have some interesting news, the other members of the group focused their attention and turned on the show-watching mode.
However, no one said much, just waiting for the reaction of the victim himself.
As the prince of the Xuanlong Empire, Li Xiaoxiao's hand speed has gone through rigorous testing and training.
Let alone this small group, even if Zhang Guangmu looked at the past and present, spanning two timelines, it would be difficult to find anyone with faster hand speed than this good brother.
Almost in the blink of an eye, Li Xiaoxiao responded.
Xiaoxiao doesn’t cry: “???”
"!!!"
"What exactly did Li Shisan tell you?"
"How dare he?"
"I'm going to kill him!"
"Don't stop me!"
"I'll go now!"
Zhang Guangmu's hand speed was not slow, and he typed quickly to stop his good brother's suicide attempt: "Li Shisan said that he is the prince of the empire, hahaha, he just made me laugh to death!"
"If he hadn't been blessed with props, in "Secret Job", I could have killed him with one move!"
"Prince of the Empire, that's it? [The Contempt of Mooncake.jpg]"
Zhang Guangmu added in a seemingly joking tone: "If he were a prince, I could become a Buddha, an immortal, and conquer the heavens!"