Lin Fan had a black line on his head, looked sideways at Old Turtle, and asked speechlessly: "Old Turtle, are you... in estrus?"
"Yeah." The old turtle twisted twice, and nodded slowly under Lin Fan's eyes.
"Ahem..." Lin Fan looked at the old turtle with disgust and said: "Your personal... uh... turtle problem is indeed a big deal. Find a single female turtle of the right age as soon as possible to release your excess energy.
, which is also a good thing.”
After saying that, Lin Fan looked back and forth between the old turtle and the four little turtles in the bathtub with strange eyes, and teased: "Okay, old turtle, have you started to develop this? It's quite fun to play."
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Old Turtle's face turned red, and he waved his hand quickly and said, "If I want to find a spouse, I have to find a tortoise monster, not an ordinary turtle."
As he said that, the old ghost pointed to the four little turtles in the bathtub and introduced: "These four little turtles were just bought by me to raise to relieve boredom. I even gave them names respectively. Let me introduce them to you.
The one swimming around is the boss, his name is Leonardo da Vinci, and he is the most energetic. The two people basking in the sun are called Donatello and Michelangelo respectively. The one at the bottom has his head buried in the sand.
, it’s the youngest, his name is Raphael. What do you think, this is a good name, isn’t it?”
Hearing this, Lin Fan showed an awkward yet polite smile, glanced at the four little turtles in the bathtub, and asked, "How did you get your name?"
"Haven't you heard a line of lyrics?"
"What?"
"Sometimes a flash of inspiration comes across..."
"It seems that you are really free," Lin Fan shook his head speechlessly and said, "Yes, I will find a female turtle monster for you when I have the chance."
The old turtle suddenly beamed with joy, took half a step back, cupped his fists and bowed to Lin Fan: "Thank you."
Well, all the Beijing movies are out.
"Okay, without further ado, let me ask you, old turtle, how many days does the kindergarten have until the holiday?" Lin Fan suddenly asked.
"Yes." Old Turtle nodded, straightened up and said, "We have a holiday on the 24th of the twelfth lunar month, which is this weekend. The winter vacation lasts for a month in total."
Lin Fan nodded and said: "After the kindergarten holiday, you can come back to Tianshui Xiangquan. The Chinese New Year will be here soon, and the whole family will be lively."
Hearing this, the old turtle was startled.
Although he is a monster, he has been living in human society in recent months and has been fully exposed to human civilization. The word "New Year" is what he has heard most recently, and he has also felt the great significance of "New Year" to the people of Xia.
.
Lin Fan's invitation was to treat Lao Gui as a family member.
This made Old Turtle feel warm in his heart for no reason, and then he nodded slowly and hummed softly.
Lin Fan smiled and patted Old Turtle on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Old Turtle, Qiqi's safety depends on you to pay more attention."
The old turtle showed a sincere smile, put his wrinkled old faces together, like a wild chrysanthemum blooming in the autumn wind, and said sincerely: "This little girl Qiqi is well-behaved and cute, and she is very popular.
It also adds a lot of color to the pale and boring life of Old Turtle and me. I feel very happy in my heart."
"Of course, it doesn't matter whose daughter it is." Lin Fan raised the corners of his mouth in a happy arc and said with pride on his face.
No matter who it is, when they hear other people praising their children, they will feel proud in their hearts.
Even if Immortal Lord Lin Fan is reincarnated, he is not exempt from the secular world.
The old turtle stroked his beard and continued: "This child Qiqi, despite her young age, is very polite. Every time she meets me, she calls me "Grandpa Turtle, Grandpa Turtle", which makes my heart melt. There are also other
My teachers and even the cook in the restaurant are very polite, and everyone in the kindergarten likes her very much."
Lin Fan was in a better mood, nodded and said: "Our Qiqi is indeed a good child, and her mother has taught her well. In this regard, as a father, I don't do much."
"Hey, don't say that. Haven't you noticed that in fact, many times, Qiqi's style, speech and behavior all have some shadow of you and her mother." The old turtle said with a smile: "There are people in the human world.
There is a famous saying that parents are the first teachers of their children. It is you and your wife who teach by words and deeds, and lead by example, so Qiqi is so well-behaved. Unlike other naughty children, what they say and what they do are
Son, oh, I can make you half angry to death."
Speaking of this, Lao Gui also looked helpless.
Thinking about living as a principal in the past few months, Lao Gui has had a lot of experience in this area.
However, this is also the current situation. The values of the entire society today are generally somewhat distorted. What’s more, those who can afford to go to Lebei Kindergarten can basically be said to be the children of the entire upper class in Longcheng, either the second generation of officials or the second generation of rich people.
, was born with a golden key in his mouth, and was overly spoiled by his parents and elders since he was a child. He held it in his mouth for fear of melting, and held it in his hand for fear of falling. The words and deeds of parents also have a subtle influence on their next generation, so these
Children aged four or five can easily develop a competitive and domineering personality. They have their eyes set on others, and there are even class divisions between them. For example, if the father is the director and the mother is the minister, then that is not the case.
Those who belong to the same class, such as those whose family assets are over 100 million, and those whose assets are tens of millions, are not the same class. As for the employees in the kindergarten, in the eyes of some naughty children, they are even more inferior. Only those who can give you a good look are
Strange.
So from time to time, it is reported on the Internet that a certain second generation killed someone while racing, a certain second generation arrogantly shouted "My dad is a xx", and there are other more outrageous things like taking turns to have sex... These things are not enough.
It's strange, after all, they were surrounded by people like this when their minds were not yet mature. With such things happening, it's no wonder they developed that kind of character.
The development of children's character is really important.
Lin Fan was also extremely doting on Qiqi, but while doting this, he also maintained his own bottom line, and he also had Ling Xuefei, the "tiger mother", to correct him, and Qiqi's own personality dictated that, so
Only then did she create the little princess Qiqi that everyone loves today.
Of course, naughty children are still a minority after all, and most children are pretty good.
…
After staying with Lao Gui for more than ten minutes, Lin Fan said goodbye and left because Qiqi was about to leave school.
When Lin Fan appeared at the entrance of the kindergarten, many parents had already come to pick up their children. The roadside at the entrance was filled with all kinds of luxury cars.
However, there is a very interesting phenomenon, that is, Lin Fan’s Haval h6 has almost a parking space empty in front and back, but there is no parking space. Some people would rather drive to a farther place to park, rather than listening to the Haval h6’s car.
front or back.
I'm afraid of being scratched.
These big guys in Dragon City were all cautious and trepidatious in front of Lin Fan.
This phenomenon has been going on for some time.
Lin Fan was quite helpless about this.
I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but now it seems that I still can’t keep a low profile.
Seeing Lin Fan appear, the parents who came to pick up their children greeted Lin Fan with smiles on their faces.
Lin Fan was also trained, and in just a moment, his face showed a professional smile like a receptionist, nodding and smiling at everyone.
The other people also understood the situation and did not get too entangled. They just expressed their friendship and that was enough.