Sure enough, you are talking about me, so what am I saying? Who else can you use such a good adjective to say besides me? You know, I am always the spokesperson of wisdom wherever I go. Shao Yan had a hint of pride on his lips, but felt helpless in his heart.
, If you want to kill me, you have to find a smarter assassin. I wonder who the keyboard player behind this is? He has such a lack of vision. It’s not good to find anyone, but to find such a fool to deal with me. It’s simply ridiculous.
An insult to my character
"One, two, three, four, there are four people here in total. Who is the person I am looking for? But don't kill the wrong person. The master has been waiting for you. If you kill the wrong person, you won't get a penny, and you will still get it."
I won't do such a stupid thing if I get into a lawsuit." The man walked to everyone's bedside repeatedly, his eyes constantly scanning everyone's face, for fear that he would find the wrong person.
The moment he left Shao Yan's bed and turned around, Shao Yan grabbed the quilt and threw it over him from behind, followed by a series of punches and kicks, "I told you to kill, I told you to kill, I'll kick you to death, you bitch"
"Japanese"
"Help, help, hero, have mercy on me, hero, have mercy on me..." The man was lying on the ground with a quilt wrapped around him and kept begging for mercy. Shao Yan kicked him more than ten times in a row to relieve his hatred. Then he pulled back the quilt and didn't know.
I was shocked when I saw it. Isn't this the guy who got drunk during the day?
"It turns out to be your boy"
The man was so frightened by Shao Yan's beating that he didn't even dare to raise his head. He hesitated and said: "Hero, please forgive me. I accidentally walked into the wrong door. Please forgive me for my unintentional mistake."
Damn, you are so good at pretending, do you think you are an actor filming a TV series? Shao Yan raised his chin with a dagger, and the man recognized Shao Yan at a glance as the young man he saw on the corridor during the day, with a smile on his face
He said: "It turns out it's you, sir. I drank too much during the day and offended the two girls. I'm planning to go to the two girls early tomorrow morning to apologize."
"Oh, it's rare that you have such a heart." Shao Yan smiled coldly, picked up the big knife beside the man, and said with a smile: "It's dark outside, no wonder you went to the wrong door, but you can always carry this thing at night.
No, people who don’t know better think you want to seek wealth and murder?”
"Where is it? Young Master is joking. As you know, the world is not peaceful now, and the world is very dangerous. I brought it with me for self-defense." When the man spoke, his face turned red and white, and his lips trembled a little.
The beaten panda's eyes trembled, obviously he was lying.
"It makes sense, but I just heard that you are going to kill someone. Who are you killing? Why don't you tell me and listen, maybe I can help you."
The man saw that Shao Yan was dressed gorgeously, and he looked like a boy from a rich family. However, there was no air of being a young master from beginning to end. Instead, he made people feel very friendly, so he had the courage to ask: "Master, do you know a man named Shao Yan?"
people?"
"Shao Yan?" Shao Yan pretended to be surprised: "I think I have heard it before. It is said that this boy is not only handsome, but also very smart. Is it true?"
"It should be true, my lord also said so. It's a pity that I have never met him, otherwise there would be no need to go to such trouble."
What does trouble mean? It's because you have a donkey head, idiot! Shao Yan stared carefully at the other party's chubby face, with a high forehead, sparse eyebrows, and barely straight facial features.
His big mouth never seemed to close, and there were a few drops of saliva hanging on his lips. It was true that fat people were brainless, but he didn't look like a brainy person no matter how he looked at it.
Fortunately, Zhang Er and Wang Wu haven't woken up yet, so the chat can continue. When the man saw Shao Yan staring at him intently, he couldn't help but smile silly and said: "Master, do you think the young one is stupid? Master always said
I am stupid, it seems that I am really stupid.”
"No, no." Shao Yan hid his smile and said, "As a dignified assassin, how could you have such negative thoughts? Your master said that you are stupid, but he is spurring you and encouraging you.
It seems to me that you are not stupid at all, you have more inner beauty than ordinary people." Shao Yan said as he patted his shoulder and took the opportunity to get closer to each other.
The man's eyes widened in flattery, "Is what the young master said true? It turns out that the master is not laughing at me, but encouraging me?"
"Well, you should always hold on to this belief and move forward bravely, believing that success is not far away from you."
With Shao Yan's encouragement, the man felt like he had taken a cold shower on a hot day, and his whole body suddenly felt uplifted. However, the momentary excitement was quickly replaced by wrinkles, "But, but I can't even take such a small
If you can’t complete the task, how can you face the Lord in the future?”
Seeing this guy talking about a lord, Shao Yan guessed that the so-called 'lord' in his mouth must have a great influence on him. The relationship between the two is not just a master and a servant, so he casually asked: "I'd like to take the liberty to ask.
, who is the lord you are talking about? From your tone, it seems that he is not just your lord?"
The man glanced at Shao Yan and thought to himself, this young master has good eyesight and can see the relationship between me and my lord at a glance, "My lord is my adoptive father. Without him, I would not be where I am today, so I must kill for him."
Shaoyan"
"So that's what happened. No wonder you worked so hard." Shao Yan asked curiously: "What grudge does this Shao Yan have against your lord? Does he insist on letting you kill him? He clearly knows that you have never met Shao Yan.
Rock, but I insist on letting you go through this muddy water. It seems a bit too ruthless?"
The man heard that Shao Yan intended to sow discord and said with a straight face: "My lord has treated me with great kindness. Please don't slander him in front of me. Others don't know what he is like. I know him better than anyone else, because
He understands me better than anyone else, and it is precisely because we understand each other that I am willing to be his adopted son."
Shao Yan couldn't help but chuckle. This guy is a genius. He can even figure out such difficult logic. How great would it be to use his logic to pick up girls? As long as I understand her, she will understand me.
Then we will..., hee hee hee
Seeing Shao Yan cocking his neck and having fun, the man was a little unhappy. He frowned and said, "Young master, do you think it's funny?"
"No, what's so funny about this?" Shao Yan found that the man's face was still ugly, so he had an idea and said: "To be honest, my experience is similar to yours. My parents were killed in a car accident when I was a child."
"Car accident?"
"He was hit to death by a carriage. It's called a car accident." Shao Yan said oh when he saw the man, and then continued: "Since then, I have been living with my uncle for seventeen years. I am not as filial as you.
, I have been rebellious since I was a child and never listened to my uncle. Looking back now, you are right, the kindness of raising me should never be forgotten."
"Oh, I didn't expect that the young master and the young one have similar experiences." The man gradually calmed down and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, I haven't asked the young master what his name is yet?"
After talking for a long time, he finally got to the point. Shao Yan smiled lightly and said: "I am just a businessman passing by, not worth mentioning. But my brother looks like he is capable of both literary and military skills. He must be in the world of martial arts."
With a majestic nickname?”
"The younger one's name is Agui. He's just a nobody. What's his nickname?" Agui looked at Shao Yan carefully and smiled slightly: "The young master looks dignified, but he doesn't look like a businessman. Maybe he belongs to an adult.
Young Master?"
"What the hell, brother, what you said is really embarrassing."
Agui sighed: "Hey, it's a pity that I couldn't kill Shao Yan today, otherwise I would be able to be proud and proud of my lord again. At that time, I will definitely recommend you in front of my lord, given your appearance and your recent skills."
, the lord will definitely entrust him with important tasks.”
"It doesn't matter. I'm used to doing business freely. I'm not suitable for being an official at all. I don't know what I know. I have a cousin who works as a county magistrate in the yamen. He comes home very late every day because of his busy schedule, which makes my cousin unhappy.
I think it’s better to forget about quarreling with him all the time and causing discord between husband and wife.”
Agui laughed heartily, "Young master, you don't have to worry about this. With my lord's identity and status, let alone asking you to be a county magistrate, even the magistrate can get it for you. Who doesn't know that the bigger the official these days, the better the position.