After holding it in for so many days, he was finally able to take a sip. The feeling was better than that of a living god. As he walked, he puffed into the gray sky, and wisps of blue smoke echoed in the air.
Strings of smoke rings continued to rise upwards. Everyone around was shocked, and some timid ones stepped back. Zheng Yuegui and Xiaoxiang only felt that the smell of smoke was choking their noses, so they quickly covered their noses.
Sima Jun asked tremblingly: "Shao, what tricks do you want to play? What kind of monster is in your hand? Recruit it from the real thing."
"Monster? Oh, Lord Sima, why do you always say that the things I use are monsters? But it's no wonder that it's really hard for a simple-minded person like you with well-developed limbs to understand. In order to meet each other,
Grandpa, I can’t help but tell you frankly, this is a treasure.”
"Baby? Humph, it's just a piece of tattered paper."
"Hey, this guy is so uneducated. It's really scary." Shao Yan shook his head, took a puff of cigarette, and said calmly: "Since you don't believe it, why don't you come over and have a taste yourself?" He took out the cigarette case and took it out.
A cigarette was handed over, and Sima Jun took two steps back in fright.
Shao Yan couldn't help laughing, "I didn't expect that our General Sima would be afraid sometimes. I have learned a lesson."
Sima Jun secretly took a breath and thought, this guy deliberately made me look embarrassed in front of so many people. I will never let his scheme succeed, so he rushed forward and snatched the cigarette, then emboldened himself and imitated
Hold it in your mouth like Shao Yan
'Pa', Shao Yan pressed the lighter and was about to light a cigarette for him. After everyone saw the sparks, they were all scared to death. Sima Jun's legs twitched involuntarily, but on the surface he tried his best to cover it up and cursed in full:
"This is an ominous thing. Are you obviously playing tricks on me?" He threw away the cigarette in his hand and crushed it with his shoe.
Shao Yan suddenly became furious, "I'm just treating it like a donkey's liver and lungs with good intentions. If you don't want to smoke it, forget it. Why waste it? I told you that this thing is very expensive. It's true." He was right. There is a saying that 'things are worth a penny'.
"Expensive," although this thing is not very valuable in modern times, it was definitely priceless in ancient times.
"Stop talking nonsense, surnamed Shao. You were lucky before, but you are not so lucky today. Come on, get it for me."
Following Sima Jun's order, the soldiers quickly surrounded Shao Yan. The onlookers stood by with their eyes wide open, looking forward to the start of the show.
Shao Yan looked unusually calm and sat calmly on the ground, with smoke still puffing out of his mouth. Seeing the soldiers approaching, Zheng Yuegui immediately rushed to the front, glared at the intruder, and said sternly: "
I am here, who dares to make trouble? Everyone, please step aside!"
When the soldiers heard her shouting, they stopped one after another. Sima Jun took out a golden token from his waist, raised it high in the air, and shouted: "I have the emperor's gold medal token in my hand. I see the token as if I were seeing you! Resistance!"
Those who disobey the order will be killed without mercy.”
"Long live long live long live!"
Since it was the emperor's gold medal, there was no reason to disobey it. The soldiers and the surrounding people fell to the ground in unison, and Zheng Yuegui had no choice but to kneel down and worship with Xiaoxiang.
Shao Yan sat on the ground and shook his legs disdainfully. Hehe, what a bunch of lunatics. They are just a piece of scrap metal. Is it necessary to make it so grand? If I had known this was the case, I would have made a piece of scrap iron to show off.
Well, he is your emperor anyway, it has nothing to do with me. After taking the last puff of cigarette, Shao Yan continued to play with the lighter in his hand, looking cynical.
Sima Jun squinted and said, "Shao Yan, why don't you kneel down?"
Shao Yan stretched and pouted and asked, "Why should I kneel? If you want to kneel, you must kneel to the emperor. Why do you have to kneel in front of a piece of rotten iron? Besides, who knows whether the sign in your hand is real or not?"
, maybe it was picked up from some garbage dump."
"You..." Sima Jun was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick, and he gritted his teeth and said: "You are lawless and despise the emperor's authority. According to the law..."
Shao Yan waved his hand, "Yes, yes, don't go on to say, 'You should be killed according to the law,' right?"
"How did you know?" Sima Jun was very surprised.
"Of course I know, because I can calculate." Shao Yan secretly smiled. What a bullshit general. From my point of view, he is just a idiot.
"Nonsense!" Sima Jun shouted loudly: "Come here, arrest this rebellious and unruly person. If he resists, he will be killed without mercy!"
"Yes!" the soldiers rushed forward.
"Wait!" Zheng Yuegui hurriedly stepped forward and said confidently: "I will never allow anyone to harm Brother Shao."
"Brother Shao?" Sima Jun said coldly: "You are so affectionate? In that case, it is better to ask the princess to go back to the palace first, so that the princess will not have to worry about it." After saying that, he ordered a few soldiers to force Zheng Yuegui to the sedan chair.
inside
"Let me go, let me go quickly." Zheng Yuegui struggled desperately, but unfortunately his hands and feet were tied up, and even his loyal servant Xiaoxiang was stuffed in together.
"Get the princess out of here quickly." Under Sima Jun's urging, the bearers lifted up the sedan chair. Seeing that she could not escape, Zheng Yuegui had to sit in the sedan chair and silently pray for Shao Yan.
As they were walking, they heard a soldier's scream suddenly coming from the direction of the tavern. Zheng Yuegui poked her head and looked out, only to see Shao Yan with his hands on the ground, and his whole body kept moving up and down.
This sport is called push-ups in modern times. It is a sport specially designed to exercise arm strength and chest muscles. For many years, the first thing Shao Yan did when he got up every morning was to do push-ups. He always kept in mind the cross mantra of Confucius, 'People are in the world.
If you are a drifter, you will get stabbed sooner or later. In order to avoid getting stabbed a few times in the future, the only way is to practice physical fitness. He has been doing this for more than two years, and he also has a habit, that is, every time before going out to fight with someone,
He must do fifty push-ups, because in his opinion, this can inspire a man's fighting spirit
Although he was in a foreign country now, his habits could not be changed at will. After he was done, when he straightened up out of breath, he realized that all the eyes around him were focused on him. Sima Jun casually pulled a soldier and asked softly
: "Do you know what this kid was doing just now?"
The soldier shook his head. Sima Jun pushed him aside, and then pulled an older soldier, "Tell me, what on earth is this guy doing?"
The old soldier thought for a while and said hesitantly: "Reporting to the general, please forgive me for being stupid, I didn't see it, it's just..."
"Just what? Tell me quickly"
"It's just that the villain thinks that what he did just now is very similar to the one between husband and wife..."
"Which one?"
"That's it"
What the old soldier said was unclear, and Sima Jun was anxious and angry.
Everyone in the world knew what the old soldier meant, but Sima Jun had to pretend to be confused. This made Shao Yan very unhappy, so he said bluntly: "You are the one who hangs on your wife at night. You don't even understand this, so why not?"
What a shitty man"
When Zheng Yuegui heard this from a distance, she felt her face and cheeks burning.
Sima Jun bit his lips in anger, "Bold Shao Yan, you dare to insult this general, I will send you to see the King of Hell right now!" Without saying a word, he raised the knife in his hand and struck at Shao Yan with flying strides.
"Brother Shao, be careful!" Zheng Yuegui shouted
Facing the attack from Sima Jun and others, Shao Yan took a few steps back and took off his shirt, exposing the thick pectoral muscles on his chest. Sima Jun blocked the waist with his knife and Shao Yan quickly leaned back, his whole body 'booming'
He fell to the ground with a loud sound. This move was a new move he created, called "Take a step back to open up the sky." Sima Jun was so angry that he picked up the sword and chopped it off on his crotch.
"I'm so tired. You want to kill me. You're doing too much damage to me."
Fortunately, Shao Yan rolled aside in time, otherwise his life would have been split into two. Sima Jun, a known martial arts master, wanted to end the opponent's life with one knife, but he missed twice, and he was furious.
Then he used the most vicious move, spreading his arms, and pounced on Shao Yan on the ground ferociously. This move was called the Sky Eagle Covering the Earth Tiger (as the name suggests, it means that even if you are a tiger, you can't escape from my eagle claws)
No one has been able to escape his talons in years
The more Zheng Yuegui watched, the more anxious she became. If she hadn't been tied up in the sedan, she would have rushed out to stop this near-death scene.
Thirty-six strategies, running is the best strategy, Shao Yan got up and turned around to run, but it was still a step too late. Seeing that Sima Jun's claws were about to touch his back, Shao Yan was unwilling to die in this strange world, even if it was
He wanted to die with him, so he turned around in a hurry and pushed out his palms at the first time. He heard a loud bang and suddenly felt that his wrists were full of power.