Shao Yan was confused at first, but this kid had a good brain and quickly guessed some clues from those provocative faces. At that time, the soldiers responsible for guarding the city were roughly divided into those above and below the city.
These two troops are both city guards, but their treatment is completely different. The guards on the city tower are responsible for the arduous task of fighting against foreign enemies. They enjoy much higher benefits than those guarding the gate below.
Over time, this led to the dissatisfaction of the gatekeepers. In their view, everyone worked for the court, so why was there such a big difference? Therefore, no one obeyed the other, and sometimes they even took action against each other.
This kind of situation has happened many times in the troops of Donglin Kingdom.
"I said, Fatty, what's wrong with you today? You haven't even dared to fart for a long time. Are you too tired last night, so you can't cheer up today? Haha, I don't see that your wife still has a lot of skills in bed.
Look what I did to you, hey--" Seeing that the fat man remained silent, a soldier sarcastically said maliciously, and the soldiers burst into laughter again.
Faced with everyone's ridicule, the fat man suddenly turned red with anger. However, a sharp knife was pressed against his waist, so he did not dare to make a mistake.
Shao Yan inspected the situation on the city tower as he walked, and found that there were more than fifty guards on it. Except for a few soldiers standing by the guardrail who looked decent, the others were just soldiers, and none of them stood in front of them.
, sitting still, some soldiers simply hid in the corner and slept with their weapons in their hands.
Seeing that the opponent's military discipline was so lax, and their coach Jin Dingguo had returned to Nanliang at this time, and he probably wouldn't be able to come back for a while, Shao Yan thought that this was a good time to attack the city. If he didn't take advantage of this opportunity,
It will be difficult to break through the city next time
Seeing that the fat man was silent, the soldiers thought that someone around this guy was emboldening him, so they became arrogant. At this time, a tall and strong soldier came over triumphantly. He first glared at Shao coldly.
Yan glanced at it, then turned his gaze to the fat man and said: "Fat man, tell me, what are you competing for today? I'll just accompany you."
"Today -, today is better than -" The fat man was so timid that he did not dare to continue. Shao Yan raised his head and looked at the soldier, only to see that he was tall and thick, with a ferocious face, and foam was flying from his mouth when he spoke. Shao Yan said in his heart
This person is definitely not an ordinary soldier, he may be a small leader here.
Just as he was thinking about it, someone shouted: "Boss, let's not talk nonsense to him. Didn't he bring helpers? Let the brothers compete with them so that this kid can be convinced of his defeat." The soldiers followed.
Cheering on the sidelines
After everyone's compliments, the soldier who was called the boss couldn't help but look proud, and immediately snorted at Shao Yan, and said angrily: "Boy, you are so cool, are you new here? Did you just come here?"
If you dare to go against me, do you know who I am?"
Day, you fucking are nothing. You dare to call me 'Lao Tzu'. Your grandfather and I were in the underworld before you. Why are you dragging me? Shao Yan concealed his inner dissatisfaction and sighed: "Little
I just came here for the first time. I didn’t want to go against you, big brother. It’s all my fault for this damn fat guy. He insisted on forcing me to come here. In fact, I have already heard about your reputation, big brother. My admiration for you is like the water in the river.
Continuously, just like the Yellow River flooding out of control." When he said this bloody line, Shao Yan felt his stomach churn and he felt like vomiting.
The man laughed loudly: "I see, what am I talking about? I am not just bragging about the title of King of the Golden Gun, but what you say is very interesting. I am happy to hear it. You don't have to be afraid of this fat guy.
So, tomorrow, I'll tell General Ada and ask him to move you upstairs so that you don't have to follow this fat man like a guard dog all day long."
"Thank you, brother. You are so kind to me. I will never forget your great kindness. A wise man will die for those who know themselves. I will express my love for you with practical actions in the future."
"Respect" Shao Yan said resolutely: "Today the younger one is proud of the elder brother, and tomorrow the older brother will be proud of the younger one."
"Well said." The soldiers applauded happily. Zhang Baihu couldn't help but want to laugh and thought to himself, the emperor is really powerful. He can deceive people into turning around with just a few words. If only I had that ability.
The Golden Gun King likes to hear good words. Shao Yan's compliments made him elated. Seeing how much this boy was interested in him, he thought it would be a pity not to keep such a talent by his side, so he reached out and patted Shao Yan on the shoulder.
He said excitedly: "What a saying, 'A scholar will die for his bosom friends.' Brother, I just say this to you. From now on, you will follow me, brother."
Damn, he changed his mind very quickly. He became a brother so quickly. Shao Yan clicked his tongue and said happily, "Big brother, please accept my little brother--" He was so happy that he almost forgot about the fat man. He originally wanted to use the fat man as a blackmail to let him
The soldiers guarding the city returned Yunyun's body. Unexpectedly, the King of Golden Guns was very close to him. Hey, why don't I take this opportunity to follow the clues and learn more about them? Maybe there will be greater gains? "Brother, before I join your sect, brother,
Can you do something for me?"
"Bastard, who do you think you are? You dare to bargain with the boss?" The King of Golden Guns hadn't spoken yet, but the black-faced sweater behind him was losing his composure.
Damn it, it’s none of your business. Shao Yan rolled his eyes fiercely at the man. Seeing that the King of Golden Guns didn’t show any sign of anger, he went on to say shamelessly: “Brother, to tell you the truth, the younger one used to defend the city.
I was bullied by this fat guy a lot when I was in the house. Brother, I don’t ask for anything else, I just ask you to make the decision for me, that’s all.”
"You -" Fatty saw that he was deliberately trying to stir up trouble, and shook his head desperately: "King of the Golden Gun, don't listen to his nonsense, he is not -, he is -" Due to the impatience of the moment, this guy stuttered as he spoke.
The King of Golden Guns scolded impatiently: "What's this mess? It's your fault for mistreating your subordinates. Be careful, I'll sue you in front of General Ada. Damn it. Come here and tie him up. By the way, I'll sue you."
Seal my mouth so that I don’t talk nonsense again.”
Several soldiers came up and tied up the fat man. The fat man shouted that he was wronged. The Golden Gun King immediately took off his socks and stuffed them into his mouth. The fat man looked very painful, but his head kept shaking there. After a while, he
Finally, he couldn't stand the stench, so he tilted his head and fainted. Everyone present couldn't help laughing.
The King of the Golden Gun and Shao Yan felt that they were late to meet each other, so they ordered people to prepare wine on the tower. The two sat down together, drinking the wine while admiring the nearby lakes and mountains. Shao Yan asked the King of the Golden Gun
Introducing Zhang Baihu, he said that he was a fellow countryman he brought with him, and he was willing to follow Lord Jin together. The Golden Gun King was beaming with joy, and immediately expressed his intention to become brothers with different surnames with Shao Yan. Shao Yan could not refuse, so he had to face the sun and the moon with him.
After paying homage, the two of them called themselves brother and brother, with Jin as the elder brother and Shao as the wise brother. The soldiers on the tower were so envious that Shao Yan suddenly became their "Second Brother Shao". After drinking several bowls of wine in a row, Shao Yan felt all over the body.
It felt particularly comfortable. When he accidentally saw Yun Yun's body hanging high on the tower, the joy on his face quickly darkened, thinking that his wife was still suffering until she died, but he was
Am I still a human being here in this debauchery? Thinking of this, he put down his wine glass and stood up with a heavy heart.
The Golden Gun King was drinking to his heart's content. When he saw Shao Yan shaking his head and sighing, he couldn't help but said in surprise: "Brother, why are you like this? Do you think these dishes are not to your taste?" As he spoke, he pointed to the sumptuous side dishes on the table.
Shao Yan wiped his wet eyes, turned around and said: "No, brother, I just saw this female corpse and it was a bit off-putting."
"Female corpse?" The King of Golden Guns reacted and laughed: "Hey, what is that? In those days, your brother and I could eat while sitting by the coffin. What's the fuss about a female corpse? I heard that this female corpse is from East Asia.
The princess of the Lin Kingdom, look at her, isn’t she very beautiful?”
Shao Yan nodded and casually said: "Since she is an imperial concubine, she is naturally as beautiful as a fairy."
"Haha, then you are wrong." As he said this, the Golden Gun King took a piece of braised pork and put it in his mouth. While biting it, he pointed at Yunyun's body and said, "I think this girl looks average, but I heard that Dong Lin
The emperor favored her very much, do you know why Lord Jin hung her body here?"
"Use her to trap the best emperor?" Shao Yan asked knowingly.
"Brother, you are really smart, you guessed it right." The Golden Gun King took a bite of the braised pork, and with a 'Plop' sound, all the oil splashed on his face. He couldn't help but use his tongue to lick the oil from his mouth, as if he still had something to say.
It feels like a greedy cat stealing fish
"Then why didn't Mr. Jin directly kill the best emperor? Instead, he used this despicable method -" Shao Yan had just finished speaking, and the Golden Gun King quickly blocked his mouth with his hand and hissed: "Brother,
You have to be careful when you say this. If General Ada hears it, neither your brother nor I can save you. You know, General Ada is Lord Jin's most capable assistant."
"Just him?" Shao Yan snorted and said, "Brother, you are not a talkative brother. You are much better than him. Lord Jin really has no vision. If it were me, I would definitely let you be the one."
general"
The King of the Golden Gun was stunned for a moment. Although Shao Yan's words were somewhat provocative, but if you think about it carefully, it was right. Damn it, in terms of military age, I am no worse than his Ada. When it comes to leading troops in war, I will never lose.
Give it to him? Why did Lord Jin make him a general, but I am still here to defend the city? What does this mean?
Seeing that he didn't speak, Shao Yan deliberately fanned the flames and said, "Brother, I have something I don't know whether to say or not?"
"Say it quickly"
Shao Yan looked around, then quietly leaned into his ear and whispered: "Brother, let me ask you something, do you want to be the real boss?"
The King of Golden Guns said without hesitation: "Yes, of course I do. Lord Jin said that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers."
Please, is this a famous quote from Napoleon? Hey, it’s terrible to be uneducated. Shao Yan couldn’t help but laugh bitterly, and said with a sly smile: "Since the eldest brother wants to be the boss, everything will be easy. Brother, I promise to make you get what you want."
"Are you telling the truth?" The Golden Gun King suddenly stood up from his stool in excitement. The soldiers present were shocked. The Golden Gun King subconsciously sat down again, lowered his voice, and asked furtively.
: "Does my brother have any good ideas?"
Shao Yan nodded, clenched his fists and said, "Rather than suffer here, we might as well use our fists to strike first."
The Golden Gun King shook his head in confusion: "Then what should we do? Is it possible -" He wiped his neck with his hands and made a murderous gesture.
"That's right"
"This -, this can't be done. If Master Jin finds out, then I -" The Golden Gun King looked frightened and kept waving his hands.
Shao Yan stood up and came behind him, leaned down and whispered softly: "Brother, don't be afraid. You tied up the fat man today, and you vented your anger on me. Brother, I am not talented, but I still know what it means to repay a favor. You
If you can trust me, just do as you are told, or we can pretend that we didn’t say anything and you continue to be your little boss, and I will keep to myself and stand guard.”
The Golden Gun King's face darkened, and he was obviously a little moved. At this time, Zhang Baihu, who had remained silent, added: "Boss, just trust me for once. I guarantee that nothing will happen to you.
At that time, you can just put all the responsibilities on me and my eldest brother."
The Golden Gun King is not a fool. Although he met Shao Yan by chance, he still trusts him. Besides, there are still people who are willing to take the blame for him. How can he miss this more profitable business? After thinking for a moment, he said happily: "Okay, two.
Brothers have good intentions, but I, as the eldest brother, are disrespectful. Come on, in order for us to succeed immediately, please drink this bowl to the full." After saying that, he picked up the wine bowl and drank it down.
Shao Yan and Zhang Baihu looked at each other and smiled, then picked up the wine bowls and drank down the wine. At this moment, the fat man who was tied up kept screaming on the ground, as if he had a lot to say.
"Mom, why are you making such a fuss? Are you still finished?" The Golden Gun King waved his hand disdainfully: "Come here, untie him."
"Slow down!" Shao Yan shouted, but the soldiers did not dare to take action.
"Brother, what do you mean by this?" The Golden Gun King said with a smile: "Forget it, this guy has been tied up for so long, he has been punished enough. He is a villain, but we are doing big things. The adults don't remember the villains.
Yes, let’s just put him back so that Ada won’t trouble me again in the future.”
Shao Yan said loudly: "Absolutely not, brother, this guy is from Ada, can you guarantee that he didn't hear our conversation just now?"
"This——?" The Golden Gun King's expression suddenly changed and he asked eagerly: "In my opinion, how should we deal with him?"
"If you don't have a poisonous husband, kill him with one knife."
"Kill him?" The Golden Gun King was shocked.
"Yes, if you want to be invincible, you must be ruthless and eliminate all factors that are not beneficial to you."
"But, he is a guard, just in case -"
"Brother, there is no need to say more. I have my own way." After saying this, Shao Yan whispered in his ear. The King of Golden Guns couldn't help but nodded, and then asked the soldiers to put Yunyun's body down and put the fat man down.
Hoisted up
The fat man was dropped in the air and kept struggling and howling. Shao Yan and the Golden Gun King were drinking and having fun there as if nothing happened.
Not long after, many onlookers came under the city gate, as well as some passing patrol soldiers. Most of these people were members of the King of Golden Guns. When they saw the fat man hanging there, they thought that this guy was not as skilled as others.
After being punished, I yelled in my heart that he deserved it, and then they walked away.
"Brother, is this really okay?" During the dinner, the Golden Gun King thought of Shao Yan's adventurous plan and felt very uneasy. He took a sip of wine while talking.
Shao Yan smiled bitterly and said: "Brother, please don't be so afraid of wolves and tigers behind. You have asked me a hundred and eight times. Don't worry, brother, how could I lie to you?"
"But I'm still a little worried, I--" The Golden Gun King was about to continue, when he heard a shout from below the tower: "General Da is here!"
The King of the Golden Gun broke out in a sweat. Shao Yan hurriedly walked to the tower and saw a dark and thin general walking up the tower. So he quickly winked at the King of the Golden Gun, and the King nodded knowingly.
Shao Yan quickly swung his sword to block him.
Seeing that Ada was about to step onto the city tower, Shao Yan suddenly turned around and cut off the rope that was hanging up the fat man with his sword. He heard a "bang" sound and the fat man's whole body fell to the bottom of the city tower. A pool of blood suddenly burst out on the ground. Onlookers watched.
The people couldn't help but be stunned. Even Ada, who had just climbed up the tower, was stunned by the exclamations.