Chapter Thirty-Two: Luring the Snake out of the Cave 3
Liu Chan saw that he couldn't help much, and he couldn't get used to the fishy smell of pork, so he pinched his nose and said to Liu Meng: "Sister, we better not delay the second uncle's business, you stay with me
Go to the market and buy some rouge and gouache.”
Liu Meng frowned and said: "No, have you forgotten what dad told us before we went out? Dad asked us to secretly protect the safety of my second uncle,"
Liu Chan pouted and said, "Dad, it's true. How can there be any bad guys in broad daylight? Even if there are bad guys, isn't there Uncle Baimei?"
When Bai Mei heard him calling her uncle, she felt somewhat proud and said quickly: "Yes, Mr. Liu is right. I am here, young master. You just go."
Shao Yan thought that nothing would happen in broad daylight, and besides, this was an operation to 'lead a snake out of its hole'. It would be bad if there were too many people, so he smiled and said: "Mengmeng, just go with Xiaowei, don't worry about me."
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The word "Mengmeng" sounded smooth and comfortable. Liu Meng couldn't help but blush. Who in the world today would dare to call her that except his father? Even his future husband-in-law would most likely call her "Niangzi" or something like that.
"Well, Brother Baimei, I'll leave the second uncle to you."
Liu Meng glanced at Shao Yan lovingly, and it was obvious that she actually missed the place of the pork stall, not because of her feelings for pork, but because of her friendship with people. After nearly a month of contact, she found that
Shao Yan is not as annoying as expected, and he is very good at making girls happy. Women in ancient times are not as bold as modern women. Occasionally, when they hear a few compliments from men, they will remember them in their hearts for the rest of their lives, especially like Shao Yan.
This kind of cheeky boy who thinks he is handsome
Watching the two siblings leaving, Baimei sighed deeply. Shaoyan asked curiously: "Brother Baimei, why are you sighing when they leave? Could it be that you also want to buy some rouge?"
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"Master, do you really not know or are you just pretending to be stupid?"
Today, if you dare to say that your master is pretending to be stupid, I will chop you to death. Shao Yan raised the ax in his hand, chopped it on the pork with a snap, pinched his waist with both hands, and asked angrily: "Where did you say this?
"Get up? I've heard of people dreaming in broad daylight, but I've never heard of people pretending to be stupid in broad daylight. If you have anything to say, just say it. I don't like people who beat around the bush." Because he felt that he was such a person, and he didn't want others to do the same.
Follow along and learn
Baimei looked up at the blue sky and shook his head regularly, "If you plant flowers intentionally, they won't bloom, but if you don't, you will plant willows to create shade. No one cares about the goddess's intentions, and Prince Xiang has no intention of provoking a beauty."
My day, this guy dared to recite a poem in front of me. Shaoyan had heard the first two lines, and the last two lines were obviously created by Baimei. Over the past few days, Baimei had played it in Shaoyan more than once, saying that he himself
Shao Yan listened with interest at first about how he used a poem to "yin" a girl's heart. But in the finale, when he heard that the old guy's sweetheart became a nun, he couldn't hold back his inner anger.
You can win a girl's heart with a poem, but why can't you bring her back from the nunnery? Shame, a man's shame
"Butcher, could you please get me five taels of pork?" There was a clear voice, with a hint of coquettishness in it. Shao Yan felt his whole body go soft when he heard it. He no longer cared about "composing poems" and immediately stepped over his head.
But he saw a woman in white clothes standing in front of him, holding a blue dragon sword, and wearing a black cloak on her head. Shao Yan realized that this woman in front of him should be the legendary 'mysterious woman'
"May I ask if this young lady wants to be fatter or thinner?" Shao Yan asked as he put his head in front of the woman's chin, trying to see her true face from bottom to top. The woman seemed to understand his intention.
, instinctively held the scabbard in front of his jaw
Shao Yan retracted his neck and said shamelessly: "Girl, the weather seems to be quite hot today, why are you still wearing a cloak? Just take it off. Listening to the girl's voice, you will know that she is definitely one of the most beautiful women. If
If you accidentally get a heatstroke, your pretty little face will not look good."
Women are born to love beauty, and if someone is flattering them, they will definitely have a sense of elegance and immortality. Practice has proved that Shao Yan was wrong. Not only did the woman not feel happy at all, but she was a little angry, and scolded: "
You don’t need to worry about it, just bring me five kilograms of pork.”
Seeing Shao Yan's disappointed look, Bai Mei couldn't help but want to laugh. The young master is really thick-skinned.
Shao Yan groaned, why are you pretending to be noble in front of me, little girl? If I don't take off your cloak today, my surname will not be Shao. Shao Yan secretly swallowed his saliva and smiled shamelessly: "If that's the case, then what is the girl?
Want to be fatter, or..."
"There's so much nonsense, just cut it off." The woman put the scabbard on Shao Yan's neck. Her white eyebrows were eager to protect the master. In order not to scare the snake, but she didn't want to get angry, she had to step forward and said with a smile: "This girl, please
Please be merciful, the kid is ignorant, I hope the girl will be more considerate."
Shao Yan was displeased when he heard him call him 'boy', and said, "Oh my God, you dare to take advantage of me." However, thinking that Bai Mei said this for his own sake, he had no choice but to call him daddy. Bai Mei agreed very kindly.
Seeing that they were father and son, and that her father had a better attitude, the woman put away her scabbard and said coldly: "Bad boy, for your father's sake, I won't argue with you. If you dare to talk too much, be careful."
I will kill you with one knife.”
Damn, who are you trying to scare? You think you are slaughtering a pig. Shao Yan suppressed the indignation in his heart and nodded with a forced smile. Then he picked up the ax and, with three knives, cut off half of the pig's head and pushed it to the ground.
The girl came up and said, "Girl, this is what you want. Judging from my many years of sword skills, five kilograms here is more than enough. If you have more, I will treat you."
When the woman saw that he had given her half a pig's head, she was so angry that she pulled out her sword and struck the half of the pig's head hard, "You brat, are you deaf or something? I want pork, but you give me pork."
I'm a pig, are you trying to trick me on purpose?"
"Young girl, what you said doesn't sound right. They are both pig carcasses. No matter what head or tail they are, they are all pork. Besides, you didn't make it clear just now."
Seeing Shao Yan's arrogant expression, the woman was so angry that she stamped her feet. After receiving the hint from Shao Yan's eyes, Bai Mei said with a smile: "Don't be impatient, girl. My son is right. You didn't say that just now."
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"You...you guys worked together to trick me?" The woman angrily picked up the sword in her hand. Shao Yan expected what would happen next. When a woman is angry, she usually has two manifestations, either physically or verbally.
, this girl belongs to the former. Before the other party could swing his sword to strike, he immediately jumped onto the stall. The higher he stood, the farther he could see. He opened his mouth and shouted to the surroundings: "Everyone, come here and take a look. Someone is buying meat."
If you don’t want to give me money, come and take a look, this lady is going to openly rob you.”
When the people around heard the news and rushed over, the woman instantly turned into a street rat. Everyone yelled to beat her up. Although Shao Yan didn't see her appearance, he could guess that this girl's face must be very ugly. Play with me, look at me.
I can't kill you
"You, you scoundrel, who doesn't pay for meat? I want pork, but you give me a pig's head," the woman said angrily.
Shao Yan held up the pig's head and asked the onlookers: "Everyone, ladies and gentlemen, please tell me, they are all from pigs, does this count as pork?"
Most of the people nodded, but a little girl of five or six years old came out, pointed at the pig's head and said loudly: "No, this is a pig's head."
Everyone nodded again, and the woman was a little proud, and said with a contemptuous smile: "You brat, did you hear that? You want to cheat, there's no way."
At this time, the little girl continued: "But a pig's head is also pork." Everyone still nodded. Obviously, the final decision belongs to this cute little girl.
Tong Yan Wuji, Shao Yan touched her little face gratefully, then walked confidently to the center of the crowd with the pig head in his hand, and said: "Everyone, this girl just came to me to buy meat, and I asked her if she wanted to be fatter or thinner.
For a moment, she didn't say anything, but slashed at the pig's head with her sword. It was obvious that what this girl wanted was a pig's head, and I was going to wrap it up, but the girl quickly changed her mind. She said that the pig's head was not pork.
Isn’t this a clear attempt to torment people? Please give me some feedback on this. We are all doing a small business and we don’t make much money in the first place. How can we withstand this girl’s interference?”
The eyes of the people around were all fixed on the woman, and they were pointing fingers in private, obviously dissatisfied with the woman's arrogant behavior.
Someone among the onlookers was filled with indignation and said: "Girl, you look so well-dressed, why are you making things difficult for us businessmen?"
The speaker was a chicken vendor, followed by a group of people, all of whom seemed to be doing business. It is true that colleagues are like enemies these days, but when their own interests are violated, they will all work together and share the same hatred.
Shao Yan nodded gratefully, and those people responded in kind, as if to say, you're welcome, let's unite and kill this girl.
The woman realized that she had met a scoundrel and couldn't explain clearly for a while. Then she took out a silver note from her arms and threw it on the stall. She said angrily: "Forget it, here are ten taels of silver, and there are five left.
There’s no need to look for you two.” After saying that, he snatched the pig’s head from Shao Yan’s hand.
With such a good opportunity, how could Shao Yan let her go easily? He walked quietly to the chicken vendor and whispered: "Brother, this girl said that your chickens have been infected with chicken plague recently. Is it true?"
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The merchant was furious, and Shao Yan said to others: "Not only that, this girl also said that the vendors in our capital are all profiteers."
"What? This girl is too courageous. Where did she come from?"
"No matter where she comes from, if she invades us, she is our enemy."
"I can't let her go like this. Damn it, she said my chickens have chicken plague, which is contrary to her."
The chicken vendor was furious. He was the first to run to the woman and stopped her with open arms.
The woman snorted coldly: "What do you want to do?"
"You stinky girl, how dare you say that my chickens have chicken plague? I'm going to teach you a lesson today." The chicken seller rolled up his sleeves and threw himself at the woman. Shao Yan and others stood by and shouted, "Come on, come on." The woman said:
With lightning speed, he dodged to the side. The chicken seller jumped out of the way and immediately fell to the ground. His nose accidentally hit a stone and his nose started to bleed. Under Shao Yan's instigation, several other vendors rushed over.
, the woman subdued them three or two times
Seeing these guys lying on the ground crying for their fathers and mothers, Shao Yan was extremely angry. A group of big men couldn't even deal with a girl. It's such an embarrassment to us men. Let me teach you what it means to be a man. Shao Yan rubbed it.
He rolled up his sleeves and decided to take action personally. The woman took the lead and put the sword on his shoulder.
"You brat, don't push yourself too hard here. I have something to do today, so I'll let you go for now. If you dare to keep talking, I'll take your head."