Guzi was knocked down by Wu Fangge, her hands were pressed by his knees and she could not move, and her head could still move, so she screamed and laughed, swinging left and right desperately, Wu Fangge held the pen and did not move his hands.
, he called to Yourong and said, "Come and help, press her head."
When Yourong heard this, she rushed over. No matter how Guzi yelled "No, no, no," she still pressed her head. However, she was not strong enough and could not press tightly, so Wu Fangge's pig head did not look like a painting.
The pig's head looked like a grass and mud horse. However, in order to enhance the effect and prevent the grains from coming up, Wu Fangge even blew on her forehead for a long time to dry the oil.
As soon as Guzi got free, she jumped up and beat Wu Fangge with her fists. Wu Fangge grabbed her wrist and said, "You really want revenge."
Guzi nodded and said, "Well, you are bad!"
Wu Fangge said with a smile: "Okay, I'll give you a chance for revenge." After saying that, he suddenly let go of Gu Zi's hand, turned around, dragged Na Yourong over, knocked her down and said to Gu Zi, "Hurry up and press her head!
"
Guzi hesitated for a moment, then rushed forward with a smile and held down Yourong.
Yourong had been gloating about the misfortune just now, but she didn't expect that the fire would reach her body so quickly. She was caught off guard and was pressed hard, and she was the weakest, so she couldn't draw the pig head in a decent way.
After being let go, she also rushed towards Wu Fangge and beat him. Wu Fangge was attacked from both sides and had to surrender.
The three of them were tired in the end, and each leaned on the sofa laughing and panting. Guzi and Na Yourong used paper to wipe the pig's head on their heads, but because the pen oil had dried, it was not easy to wipe it off.
A few words to criticize Wu Fangge
Wu Fangge smiled and said: "Oh, you are willing to admit defeat. Look at me, I still have a pig's head on my head."
Then Yourong contradicted him and said, "Can I compete with you?"
Wu Fangge added: "Then let's go on, let's see who looks like a pig today."
"Come here!" The two women immediately geared up for revenge.
Now Wu Fangge was even more careful, but even so, his card skills were really not as good as those of the two women. In addition, he was under siege, so he could only parry quickly and had no power to fight back.
For two hours, his face and neck were covered with cute little pigs, some grinning and some with flowers on their heads.
"No more! I surrender!" Wu Fangge wailed and collapsed on the sofa.
"No! I haven't had enough fun yet!" Na Yourong was in high spirits.
Gu Zi looked at the clock on the wall and said, "Oh, it's almost two o'clock."
Wu Fangge took advantage of the situation and yawned and said, "That's right, no wonder I'm so sleepy and sleepy." As he said that, he wanted to run away, but Yourong grabbed him and said, "No! The last one hasn't been paid yet!"
Wu Fangge lied and said: "I have no money, I will go to the house to get the money."
How could Yourong not understand him after being with him for so long? He would probably lock the door and laugh as soon as he returned to the house, so he held on tightly. Wu Fangge had no choice but to obediently pay for it, but then
Said: "Forget about the pig head, look, my neck is covered with paintings."
Then Yourong said: "No!"
Gu Zi rolled his eyes and suddenly said: "Then draw it on the belly."
When Yourong heard this, she was delighted. She pushed Wu Fangge down and lifted up his coat. Wu Fangge shouted: "It's indecent~~" but didn't resist much.
Then Yourong opened Wu Fangge's clothes, and Guzi took a pen and drew a smiling pig on his belly, sticking out his tongue playfully before letting him go.
"Oh, I don't have the face to see people," Wu Fangge lamented.
The two women laughed and held hands, went downstairs to get a change of clothes, and then occupied the large bathroom to take a shower. Wu Fangge had to go back to his bedroom.
The two women took a shower together and complimented each other's figures. Na Yourong said modestly: "Oh, mine are all artificial, and some of them need constant maintenance. I can't make any money recently.
They have all degenerated, but you are still better, natural type.”
Gu Zi lowered his head and smiled bitterly and said: "What's the use of the natural system? In the end, it will still be played by others."
Then Yourong joked: "Whether you want to be played with or loved, you still have to have capital, right? I'm giving away my figure like the second aunt Zhu Bajie for free and no one wants it."
The two girls came out of the shower and were about to go downstairs. Yourong stopped Guzi and said, "My silly sister, you can't live in a luxurious room with a warm big bed. It's dark and cold down there... Besides,
...It's not like you haven't slept with him before." Then she pushed the millet into Wu Fang's singing room, but it wasn't as strong as hers, so it was very hard to push.
Just when the two women were pushing each other, Wu Fangge happened to open the door and come out. When he saw the two women pushing each other, he asked: "What are you doing? Wrestling."
Guzi's face immediately turned red, and before she could speak, Yourong said, "Guzi said that the room downstairs was dark and cold, and she wanted to be your bed partner."
Wu Fangge smiled and said: "Okay, no problem, please."
Guzi's face turned red and she pushed Guzi and said, "Damn it, when did I tell you that I would go with you!"
"Just go! What's the big deal?" said Yourong, and actually pushed open the door of Wu Fangge's bedroom, swaggeringly lay down on Wu Fangge's bed, pulled the quilt over him, and twisted around in the quilt.
Twisted away and then reached out and threw out the coat that he had taken off.
Both Guzi and Wu Fangge were stunned by Na Yourong's move and stood in the hall, but they had different thoughts. What Wu Fangge was thinking was: What's going on? Yourong got angry today?
What Gu Zi was thinking was: Look at his expression, these two people really don’t have anything to do with each other.
When Yourong saw the two of them in a daze, she stretched out a hand from the quilt and shook it, saying, "Hello! Come on, I'm sorry, it's okay if we both come together, hehe."
At this time, he saw Wu Fangge striding in fiercely and heading straight for Yourong. At the sight of it, Guzi said with a heart: "Oh, we're about to start, I'd better go." When he was about to leave, he saw Wu Fangge smiling and dragging her away.
He grabbed Yourong's arm, dragged her off the bed, and then pushed her towards the door, saying: "Okay, okay, go back to your own room and sleep, don't stay here with me."
Then Yourong probably said in a cooing voice: "No, I want to sleep on a big bed, I want to sleep on a big bed~"
But it was useless to shout. Wu Fangge pushed her to the stairs and said to Gu Zi: "Take her and deport her!"
Guzi smiled and took the hand and said: "I know the boss" and then smiled and pretended to take Na Yourong away.
After such a period of joking, Guzi's mood suddenly improved a lot, and he had a good sleep that night.
Early the next morning, Guzi felt that Na Yourong had gotten up, so he got up and helped Na Yourong with the housework. Na Yourong smiled and said, "What are you doing? No money to pay the rent? Want to wash the dishes and pay off the debt?"
Gu Zi said: "If you help me so much, I will help you too. A little housework is nothing."
Then Yourong said: "Then I need to pay more attention to you."
Gu Zi asked strangely: "What are you paying attention to?"
Then Yourong said: "My job! Seeing how fast you are at doing housework, maybe my job will be taken away by you."
Guzi smiled and said, "I'm trained to do housework."
Then Yourong said a little curiously: "I think I've heard a little bit about it. You didn't work as a nanny before."
Gu Zi smiled bitterly again, put down the work in his hands, hesitated for two or three seconds, and then said as if he had made up his mind: "Sister Rong, you are all very good to me, and I don't think I should hide anything from you either.
, In fact, I have received a lot of training due to professional reasons, such as housework, tea ceremony, in short, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, foreign languages and..." She said here, bit her lip, and finally said: "There are also things including pleasing men,
All have received systematic training.”
Yourong's eyes widened: "No wonder... I've met many women even though I'm thin and fat when I sing, but I always miss you. What did you do before? You can't be a spy."
Gu Zi lowered his head and wiped the table silently for a while, then stopped and said the word "chicken"
That Yourong almost fainted. Such a wonderful woman had learned so many things, but what she wanted to do was actually...
Gu Zi’s previous job was indeed a ‘chicken’, but it was not an ordinary chicken.
Gu Zi was born into a poor family and was eager to learn since she was a child. However, she lost the source of tuition fees due to family reasons in her first year of college. In desperation, she was introduced by a classmate to work as a waiter and intern in an entertainment venue. She worked half of the time and spent half of her time training.
Study, in addition to generally pleasing men
To develop human skills, you also need to learn dance, music, ikebana, tea ceremony, foreign languages and cooking. After four years of college, I also graduated here. The funny thing is that after the graduation exam, Gu Zi paid it off in two years.
With training fees and loans, I became an official "chicken"
Guzi originally planned to work for four or five years before quitting his job and returning to his hometown to open a small company. However, he happened to meet Zian again and felt that he was different from other men. He also felt dizzy for a while, so he followed him to Jinwu, thinking it was for love.
Then Yourong talked to Gu Zi and felt that this matter was not trivial. She took the time to tell Wu Fangge about it and then added: "Fangge, I can see that you have fallen in love with Gu Zi, but after all, she used to
You are doing 'that'. You are now a leader. If it is just for fun, then forget it. Don't do stupid things."
Wu Fangge stared at the TV blankly and said in confusion: "Ah, that's what she did. Did she tell you personally?"
Then Yourong nodded heavily and said, "Yes, just now..."
Wu Fangge smiled and said: "Then she has two more virtues: trusting others and being honest."
Then Yourong changed her face and said, "What do you mean? Am I a villain? I'm not doing it for your own good."
Wu Fangge smiled and comforted her and said, "I know you are looking for me, but the police have loved prostitutes since ancient times, so it doesn't really matter if a beauty marries a gangster."
Yourong pushed Wu Fangge angrily and said, "Don't really marry her. I don't recognize her."
Wu Fangge said: "Where are you thinking? You are thinking too far... In fact, that night I discovered that she is definitely not an ordinary woman. Those methods cannot be practiced on the marriage bed. Guzi will not be born from '
It comes from heaven and earth... If that's the case, you really have encountered the best..."