As soon as Wu Fangge got on the van, he felt seven or eight hands knocking on his head in the darkness, and they all used their strength to make it hurt. At the same time, there were hilarious schadenfreshing sounds of schadenfreshing Wu Fangge protected his head and begging for mercy. It took a while for him to calm down.
Seeing that the car was about to leave the city, Wu Fangge asked, "Hey, hey, it's not a single night, where are you going to take me?"
Fang Jun smiled and said, "Go to Dingzhen, Lao Ge said that the local chickens there are very good. I plan to get two or three for you, so you can't get into the bridal chamber tomorrow night." After that, everyone laughed for a while.
Wu Fangge knew that this chicken was not the other chicken, and the native chickens in Dingzhen seemed to be quite famous. Several bachelors often made an appointment to eat on weekends, and they were also called Wu Fangge. However, he was busy with official business and could not take care of those around him, so how could he be interested in those things? Unexpectedly, he thought that he would be before the wedding in the Qingming Festival, so he smiled and said, "It is a trivial matter to go to the bridal chamber to deliver goods. If you are not involved in things you shouldn't be infected, it's troublesome to get involved in things you shouldn't be infected."
He Haiqiao immediately said, "It doesn't matter. Before you eat, let's just taste it for you?"
Wu Fangge pushed him and said, "You are more than shameless, you are simply shameless!"
Everyone laughed again
Ge Xueguang said: "I won't take you like this when I play songs. Look at the emperor who has a genius around him for dinner. Is that because you are afraid that the emperor will be poisoned, you can compare with the emperor's treatment, what else do you want?"
Ge Xueguang's words resonated with everyone, and they all agreed. The general meaning was that Wu Fangge was too ungrateful, so he neglected his brothers' hearts.
Wu Fangge had to say: "I don't know which chicken you are referring to, which one you eat or the one you use..."
Ge Xueguang immediately said: "Look, it's complicated to play the song."
Everyone laughed again after hearing this
When Jinwu was founded, Ding Town was almost out of the way because it was remote. In recent years, due to the construction of highway rest stations, it has become increasingly prosperous. Three kinds of local foods that are usually inconspicuous have also become popular. One is local chicken, the other is catfish, and the other is sour tofu. However, the expressway has not been connected to Jinwu, so it takes about an hour to drive from Jinwu city to Ding Town to Ding Town.
When we arrived at the place, everyone jumped out of the car and drove to find a place to lift the car. Ge Xueguang took a black briefcase from somewhere and said to Fang Jun who kept calling: "Okay, okay, okay, hurry up and hang up, everyone gathered here."
Everyone gathered together, Ge Xueguang lit the head and said, "Brothers, today is the eve of Wu Fangge's wedding. The last single person is to drag his blessings. We can also come out and go crazy, so we must have fun. The first thing is to throw all the phones into this bag." Without saying a word, Li Wendong's phone rang again. He wanted to answer, but he was embarrassed to answer. Ge Xueguang said, "Look, it's inconvenient to speak with this thing. Put it in and put it in."
Everyone laughed and threw their phones into their briefcases
Ge Xueguang just put his briefcase on, and his cell phone rang inside. Liu Zhengfei said, "That ringtone is mine."
Ge Xueguang smiled and said, "It's yours, but the eggs are hurting!"
Everyone smiled and hugged Ge Xueguang to lock the bag in the car
The first program below is to have a meal. The road was bumpy for an hour and everyone was hungry. The seat had already been set. Wu Fangge had already prepared for being tricked by these people. These guys were originally friends of their own, but many of them were not familiar with each other, but now they got together. It can be seen that this matter was planned.
Because they were crowded, they booked the whole shop. Two square tables were put together and eight men sat together. Some people said it was seven and a half. Because the little cockroach was small, it was only half of them that said it was Zhou Guojiang.
The rule of Dingzhen is to serve dishes, and the soup and dishes are matched with them. The taste is also light and heavy. For example, local chicken, roosters eat meat, hens stew soup, roosters have a strong taste, and hens taste fresh. So in addition to a few cold dishes, the first hot dish is a large plate of chicken with chili peppers. With Erguotou, it can make your throat spurt out of fire. The local specialty catfish is the same. The thick fish body is covered with dense red pepper shells, which makes people look red when they see it. But similarly, a bowl of milky white small fish soup will make you calm again.
Except for these dishes, the rest of the dishes are common, which is not surprising. However, before eating, Ge Xueguang first asked the store owner to put a bowl of porridge in front of him. He Haiqiao asked in confusion: "Boss, what do you mean? Let's get full and wash dishes first to save food?"
Zhou Guojiang understood it next to him and explained: "Drink quickly, there is something in your stomach, so you won't hurt your stomach when you drink later."
Wu Fangge heard this and thought to himself. It seems that he will have a headache the day after tomorrow after tomorrow.
After everyone drank porridge and had a few chopstick dishes, Ge Xueguang announced that he would drink three three seasons together, three three to nine cups of white wine, and then he would fight each other and cheer each other. The store owner put a glass in front of each person. Everyone measured nine cups of wine with a small wine glass, poured them into the glass, and then he cried out in a while, and poured them all in.
Fang Jun finished the wine and put the cup on the table and smiled, "It's so good. To be honest, I've been afraid of drinking these years and can't even make you happy. Today's this is an informal wedding wine that is singing, and it really tastes a bit."
Li Wendong smiled and said, "When the official wedding banquet tomorrow, will it taste even more delicious?"
Everyone agreed, Liu Zhengfei was not good at drinking, so he took the initiative to say, "Then we have to sing together informally, so he can keep him happy wedding?"
He was about to raise his cup when Zhou Guojiang stopped him and said, "What are you talking nonsense? Together, you mean we can bully more people, he is only one, we have so many."
Liu Zhengfei asked: "Then what you mean is..."
Zhou Guojiang said with a wicked smile: "Of course it's fair to serve one by one."
Everyone burst into laughter as soon as they heard this and said, "It's still Lao Zhou's argument, it's fair to come one by one."
Wu Fangge smiled and scolded: "It's fair, you guys are fighting on the wheel."
Ge Xueguang simply didn't even want the fig leaf and said directly: "So what about wheel battles? You are the only one of us, the groom, if you don't get rid of them, who will you get rid of?" So everyone cheered and the group attack began.
The group of people acted like a wheel battle and immediately got into trouble. Wu Fangge was stunned. But Wu Fangge was also unwilling to accept everyone. He naturally had his thoughts: Anyway, he could not escape death tonight, and getting drunk early saved the trouble in the future. Who knew that the round was over, and everyone let him go and started fighting each other. Wu Fangge saw Ge Xueguang and others laughing, and immediately saw through their tricks. They didn't want to get him drunk all of a sudden. The good show tonight was just starting.
Although he saw through the tricks of Ge Xueguang and others, Wu Fangge had no plan to escape. After all, today's party was held for him, so he had to endure hard.
Ge Xueguang is a man with great alcoholism, and since when he started to fall in love with his face when he drank, he fell into a stomachache. After three glasses of wine, he immediately turned red and his neck thick, and his voice became louder. He saw that his brothers had already drunk all over the place, so he knocked on the table and shouted loudly: "Boss! Where is the boss?"
The boss hurried over and asked, "I'm here, what's the matter?"
Ge Xueguang continued to knock on the table and said, "Where is the dish? It's served?"
The boss looked around the table and said a little confusedly: "The dishes are all served, what do you mean is to order food?"
Ge Xueguang said: "How come you, the boss, don't know how to do business? I'm talking about dishes! I haven't served all the dishes yet, so what else can I order!"
He said, and the chopsticks knocked on the edge of the plate of the pepper-shaped chicken. The boss understood it immediately and patted his forehead and said, "Oh, you knock on my memory, I'll make arrangements right away." Then he left hurriedly
Ge Xueguang then laughed and said to everyone: "Don't drink so much, there will be some food later."
Sure enough, not long after, the boss brought seven or eight young women over, and no one arranged to sit around him. The result was too crowded and there was no way to put in another table.
These women wear thick makeup, so they can't tell the exact age. However, they should be women who count down to thirty and are wearing good clothes. However, they are not so coordinated, and they look rustic. I think this is the so-called Dingzhen specialty ‘local chicken’
As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working, and drinking is even more so. Among the people here, Wu Fangge is all married. Although they often play outside, they seem more relaxed in this place where the emperor is far away. In addition, after drinking, several of them have become unhonest.
But the people in the room were not very happy because the chicken beside him was too ugly. The chicken had a large plate with a flat eyes, but it was too big. The almond eyes turned into bull eyes. It was a perfect match with a collapsed nose bridge. Although the breasts were plump, they were thick waists and fat buttocks. I am afraid that no one would beg him except the horse racing gang. This was not someone who bullied He Haiqiao, who deliberately gave him an ugly one, but it was his turn to sit in a row. He knew this very well, so it was not easy to lose his temper. At most, he just drank and ate food on his own. But the big-eyed fat chicken liked to take the initiative and stuck to him, which almost made him feel nauseous. Looking at the brothers around him, the native chickens around him were better than him.
I liked the eyes, so I became more and more depressed, but at this moment, a waiter brought the snack "chicken wine". Each person and a small bowl. The waiter who brought the snack to He Haibao looked like a 16 or 17-year-old girl. She was so handsome that she looked so elegant. Although she was dressed in a rustic manner, she showed that kind of unconventional and lightness. After drinking, He Haibao actually reached out and grabbed the girl's little butt. The girl screamed and knocked over the plate. The remaining two bowls of chicken wine were poured on Wu Fangge's head. Fortunately, Wu Fangge reacted quickly and hid in the side and poured along his shoulders. Only a little bit of fun was splashed on his neck. He said it was very dangerous. If this was poured, he would only burn the bridal chamber in the hospital tomorrow.