"This guy will never have a greater future in his life." The person who said this was a little cockroach. He was small and became more and more low-key since he joined the CPPCC. He usually talked little. So if there were a bunch of people gathering, he would not notice that he would wear glasses again. If he was not an old acquaintance, he could not imagine that he was a gangster who had chopped people around the street with a watermelon knife more than ten years ago.
When Wu Fangge saw that there were only him and the little cockroaches around him, he smiled and said, "Why haven't you been going yet? I don't think that this person next to you is not beautiful."
After saying this, the local chicken beside the little cockroach also said coquettishly: "Is that right, brother?"
The little cockroach smiled and said, "Not that, it's just that since I got married and had children, I don't know why, but I don't like to play outside."
Wu Fangge advised: "If you don't play, don't play. Go in and take a bath, rub your back, and wake up. Everyone has gone in. If you and I don't look sociable,"
"You said the same thing." The little cockroach agreed with this
Wu Fangge entered the room. The ugly chicken naturally followed the air conditioner in the room behind. However, the space was not large and it looked a little stuffy. He said to the ugly chicken: "Tell me about it with your boss, and there is a ventilation fan on the door or where to install it. There is obvious lack of oxygen in this room."
The ugly chicken smiled and took off her clothes and only had underwear. Good guy, her breasts are indeed quite big, but her plump butt was as good as a millstone, and her belly was full of pork belly. Maybe Koreans like it, but Wu Fangge couldn't like it.
Fortunately, this ugly chicken is sensible and will do whatever it takes before it comes up. Instead, he went to pick up the yellow bucket first. After finishing it, he turned around and smiled at Wu Fangge and said, "Okay... Boss, you can take it off, come in."
Wu Fangge smiled, took out his wallet, took two hundred tickets and stuffed it into the ugly chicken breast and said, "Okay, you go and rest, I want to be alone for a while."
The ugly chicken smiled and said, "Don't I have to rub your back or something?"
Wu Fangge said: "No, I have a bathtub at home, I take a bath every day, there is nothing to rub."
The ugly chicken said again: "Then you at least let me be here for a while, otherwise you will be laughed at by someone."
Wu Fangge said: "What's so funny about this?"
The ugly chicken said: "If I go out too early, others will think you can't..."
Wu Fangge laughed when he heard this and said, "You are still considerate. They don't know me, so just laugh."
The ugly chicken said: "Who said you don't know each other? Your two friends are not strict and have been exposed. I know you are the leader of the city. Oh... I'm lucky, so please take care of me when I meet the leader."
When Wu Fangge heard this, he thought to himself that these guys, isn’t this harmful to me? He then said, “But you are here, how can I take off my clothes?”
The ugly chicken said, "Then I will carry my face over." As he said, he turned my face over.
In fact, Wu Fangge doesn't care about taking off his clothes in front of women. He is not a young man, let alone this kind of occasion. So he laughed and took off his clothes with his back to the ugly chicken. Just as he was about to step into the yellow bucket, he suddenly heard the ugly chicken say, "You look like a bodybuilder."
Wu Fangge stepped into the bucket and smiled, "Did you peek?"
The ugly chicken said: "No, I just glanced at the man who has muscles, but it looks good. I usually look at his fat belly. Most of the men have fat beer belly, which is so ugly."
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Modern people live in a tense and lazy life, so they can't bear to exercise."
After saying this, the two of them were silent for a long time before the ugly chicken started talking again: "Hey, you really don't rub your back."
Wu Fangge said: "No, to be honest, I don't like this kind of occasion. It's just the face of my friends, so it's not easy to violate it."
The ugly chicken said: "Actually, I know I'm not good-looking, but other skills are pretty good. Don't you really try it?"
Wu Fangge said: "Forget it, you know, I will get married tomorrow. I have to deal with the bride if I have some energy."
"She is so lucky to have a man like you, handsome, gentle and rich... she is in good health..." said the ugly chicken quietly
Wu Fangge laughed and said nothing
In fact, no matter whether women in the world are beautiful or ugly, or what profession they are engaged in, they are the same in finding a perfect destination.
Although Wu Fangge had a very speculative conversation with the ugly chicken, he never let her get close to her body and finally rushed to the shower. When wiping her body, the ugly chicken came over with shamelessness and said while taking action: "I will help you wipe your back, you can't reach it yourself. It's winter, it's uncomfortable to wear clothes if you can't wipe it dry."
Seeing that the time was almost over, Wu Fangge didn't refuse her much. He just turned around and let her see something, which made her exaggeratedly 'wow', and then teased and said, "Your wife will die of happiness in the future, so big..."
Wu Fangge just smiled at this point. Anyway, everyone is coming out now, so it won't be any more
When I went out to meet everyone, I was half out. I was drinking tea, eating fruits and watching TV on the sofa. I was leisurely and leisurely. I was probably doing some things in the inner room just now. I was also watching the local chickens around me. Suddenly, I felt that my arm fell. It turned out that the ugly chicken had already hung up on my arms. Although it was ugly, my eyes were full of affection. This kind of eyes has always been a light that girls would emit after experiencing some things, but they were learned by the ugly chickens to behave like it. It is a pity that this special actor who did not develop the film and television industry.
When Ge Xueguang saw this scene, he was stunned at first, then patted his thighs and smiled unrestrainedly, "Sing, you can do it!"
Others also extended their thumbs and burst into laughter.
Even Wu Fangge couldn't hold back his face at this time. He wanted to throw away the ugly chicken immediately, but it was too late. Moreover, the ugly chicken was tightly tied like a universal bond, so he couldn't get rid of it if he wanted to throw it away, so he had to give up.
After everyone came out, Ge Xueguang announced that the entertainment activities had officially begun and told everyone: People around him can take them to drink, and if they are tired, they can not bring them. In fact, everyone knows the subtext. If you like them, you will take them away if you have a second time in the evening. If you feel tired, you will be sent away. Anyway, there are some people who are drunk. As a result, everyone actually paid a tip and sent away the local chickens around you. Since they are out to play, there is no need to put them all in one go. The taste is normal.
The ugly chicken wanted to leave, but Wu Fangge grabbed it and said, "Don't leave."
The ugly chicken turned around and said with a smile: "They have changed people, so I don't have to be upset here."
Wu Fangge said: "It's better to be old than a newcomer than a newcomer. You have to start getting familiar with each other again. Please follow me."
Wu Fangge's move made everyone admire him. Look at others singing, it's all called not picky about food.
The group took enough baths and had enough chickens. It was the time to be energetic. So they went straight to order wine earlier and planned to sing here. As soon as they entered the door, someone asked, "Do you want a lady?" When people came, He Haibao learned his lesson. He went forward and picked the most beautiful one. He hugged him with satisfaction.
Everyone didn't mind his behavior. Anyway, I came to celebrate Wu Fangge today, so I let him do it and sang songs for several hours again.
Wu Fangge has not been tortured much except for being toasted. After all, tomorrow is his wedding day, so he has to save some energy. Others have no scruples and are crazy about playing. It is said that when it comes to the rise, they don’t want the local chickens around them. They are all determined to be a wheat tycoon. Those local chickens gather together to chat, drink and eat fruit plates when they are bored. Anyway, they are thinking about making more money. They are very successful.
The ugly chicken entered Wu Fangge and hid in a corner and went to Qingjing. He went over to toast him and said, "I'm sorry to you tonight, I'm the only ugly ghost to accompany you."
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "What's the matter? I think I don't want to come out, they have to come out to play."
The ugly chicken looked back and smiled and said, "Yes, everyone is playing much crazier than you, what are you going to do later?" Wu Fangge said, "What are you doing? Have you played enough?"
The ugly chicken said: "I can't go back. I just heard from your friend that the hotel has been booked, so I'll sleep here at night."
Wu Fangge said: "It is possible to sleep for a while. After all, everyone is drunk and it is dangerous to drive on the road like this."
The ugly chicken asked with a smile: "Then are you going back to the hotel to take me? I won't charge you another money."
Wu Fangge's heart beat, and said, "Yeah, I want to eat me." He still smiled and said, "You are going to be sleepy, I can go back and sleep with me, I'm so sleepy."
The ugly chicken giggled and showed a mouthful of tetracycline teeth and said, "The night is long, you don't have to be embarrassed to say it. Look at which of my sisters suits you. I'll tell you to go and I won't accept you more."
Wu Fangge said: "I told you earlier, it's not a question of whether it's a satisfactory or not..."
"Yes, yes..." said the ugly chicken. "I know, you have to leave some to deal with the bride, hehe." She laughed for a while and said, "I'm asking you a privacy question. When your wife first met you, was it a young man?"
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "No, is there any problem with this?"
The ugly chicken said: "Of course it's not a problem. Which bride is still a young man when entering the bridal chamber? Just as a man, do you feel a shortcoming?"
Wu Fangge thought for a while and said, "To be honest, I don't think this is a problem. They are all feudal things and should have been thrown into the garbage dump of history long ago."
"Good saying," the ugly chicken raised his thumb and said, "You are really a good man, but this thing is indeed a new thing now."
Wu Fangge said: "Of course this is it."
The ugly chicken said: "I know you don't care about what kind of young people are. It's just that some things are popular now called win-win. Do you want to try it? It's also considered that I'll give you a wedding."
Wu Fangge asked with a smile: "What are you talking about here?"
The ugly chicken said seriously: "No matter what, the new wedding looks like, even if you don't care, the bride is not a young man, after all, it's a flaw."
Wu Fangge said: "Why are you back again? I didn't say..."
Before he could finish his words, the ugly chicken interrupted him and continued, "I have no other meaning. I think you are a good person. I know that I feel sorry for women. I will pass this level sooner or later. Anyway, it will hurt. Why not find a good person? What if it falls into the hands of a villain?" She said as she looked at He Haixiao, and then continued, "Then I won't treat people as humans."
Wu Fangge now understood. It turned out that this ugly chicken wanted to pimp, and it was a young boy. It was a fake one that was cumbersome for a few dozen yuan for surgery. Just as he was thinking, the ugly chicken said again: "Actually, this is also a friend of mine. He is a good person, but something happened at home, he was short of money, and he couldn't make a few jobs, and he had a good relationship with me. He revealed that he wanted to change careers and sell offices several times. Of course, I also advised him at the beginning. I am a straightforward person. Don't be surprised when I speak. People are always advised. They don't advise people to be good. They just watched her family go on a day by day. I think it will be a matter of time before she goes on this road. If she meets a good person, she may not become too bad..."
Wu Fangge continued to think in his heart: "This is the so-called bitter story of the lady in the Jianghu, but it is the first time I have seen what she said for others." So he asked: "You have been talking for a long time, who is it?"
The ugly chicken said: "Speaking of this, you know the girl who was the one who was eating just now."
"Is it her?" Wu Fangge was shocked, and the girl's expression was like a frightened little bird. If it were that girl, the whole thing might be really asking: "What's wrong with her family?"
Seeing him asking, she knew something was wrong, she said, "She is a local. It rained heavily four or five years ago in the town. His mother was carrying fat in the field and went to the entrance of the cave in front of the slope to shelter from the rain. As a result, a landslide suddenly collapsed and crushed her to death. Nizi had good grades at school, and the teacher liked her, but because her mother died, her father loved her son, she asked her to drop out of school and work. The money she earned for her brother to go to school was a big deal. My father was so lucky last year that she was carrying sugarcane last year. She was fine at first, but somehow she couldn't do heavy work anymore. The courage of this family was on her shoulders, but she could only earn a few dollars by holding plates all day long. She really had no choice but to think about this detour, but it was better to be desperate than to be desperate."
After hearing what the ugly chicken said, Wu Fangge said silently that the ugly chicken saw that he didn't say anything, and asked, "Why should I help you contact me?"
Wu Fangge still didn't speak, and the ugly chicken was also a human being. He just thought he had made a mistake and stood up and went out.
Everyone made it almost two o'clock in the morning. Seeing that the time was almost over, Ge Xueguang said to everyone: "Hey, it's almost done. I see that everyone is going back to the hotel to rest. I haven't had enough fun. I take the people around me back to play." Speaking of this, someone laughed a few times and continued: "Everyone sleeps for a few hours, have a rest, get up at five o'clock in the morning, and set off at half past five o'clock, and try to send the song home before seven o'clock. They also have to take a shower, change their clothes to pick up the bride."
Although everyone is so happy that they can't have fun all night, the next day was Wu Fangge's good day, so they couldn't delay it, so they laughed and hugged each other and hugged each other and went back to the hotel.
On the way, someone noticed that Wu Fangge suddenly became a person, and asked with a smile: "Fangge, what's wrong? Where is your top quality?"
Someone next to him immediately spoke to Wu Fangge and said, "You hate it. People don't have to keep some energy to deal with the bride." After that, everyone laughed at the hotel again and took the keys to go to the room.