After Wu Fangge returned to the hotel, he was dazed for a while. He always felt that Liu Ye would come to accompany him, but it was already past 12 o'clock, and he still didn't want to ring the damn doorbell. It seemed that he was a little sentimental and a little greedy.
, since it is treated as an adult
You have to be able to take up certain things and let go. He comforted himself and tried his best to push away the feeling of loss. He took a bath and went to sleep. Although he was irritable at first and turned over the biscuits for a while, he was always very good at himself.
The person who regulates it, so he eventually fell asleep
The next morning, Wu Fangge still attended the meeting of the inspection team. Listening to several core company executives on the stage talking about the so-called sand town experience, he almost fell asleep - in fact, it was difficult not to fall asleep, and he didn't watch.
See who started Sha Town first, but it was still rewarding. He was familiar with a few guys on the stage, Liu Yezi and Ding Hong were among them.
She also spotted him in the crowd and winked at him frequently, and he smiled back, but Liu Ye seemed to be deliberately avoiding his eyes. It was really a needle in the heart of women, sometimes even they themselves didn’t know what they were thinking.
How can I throw myself into my arms one moment, and be as cold as ice the next, alas... it’s hard to understand, it’s hard to understand, but fortunately this is not my wife, so I don’t understand.
Needless to say, at noon, there was eating and drinking again, and there were activities planned for the afternoon. Wu Fangge did not plan to participate. He planned to go back to Sha Town directly after the meal, but Ding Hong grabbed him and refused to let go. He drank several large glasses of wine.
, Wu Fangge felt dizzy and thought that if he drank more, he would not be able to go back in the afternoon, so he wanted to escape through urine, but he never thought
There were blockades everywhere, so I thought I might as well go to the toilet, so I rushed into the men's room, only to see Ge Xueguang holding the sink and vomiting wildly. Seeing Wu Fangge come in, he ouched a few times, and then
Only then did he complain: "I said let's play songs. What kind of inspection team did you bring? Every one of them is like a wine barrel. How dare you let people live?"
When Wu Fangge saw that he was even drunker than himself, he felt much better. He smiled and said, "Why are you so reluctant to part with those bottles of wine?"
Ge Xueguang said: "What the hell, wine, you can drink whatever you want in the next few days. I don't dare to accompany you. And if it wasn't for your sake, I wouldn't do it."
Wu Fangge smiled and said: "Who asked you to give me face? I saw it just now. Not only are Ding Hong and Liu Yezi able to take charge of their own business, but you have also recruited a lot of new people. I don't even know them, and you have to do everything for you."
Ge Xueguang rubbed his temples and said, "When do you want to leave?"
Wu Fangge said: "I wanted to sneak away just now, but I was blocked by your people and couldn't escape. I'll see if I can escape by using urine."
Ge Xueguang said: "Then let's escape together." As he said that, he looked at the window above the toilet.
Wu Fangge said: "You want to climb through the window, do you know where it is on the other side of the window?"
Ge Xueguang said: "It should be a very familiar place, but now I can't remember it."
Wu Fangge said: "It would be troublesome if it were a women's toilet."
Ge Xueguang said with a smile: "You are stupid, look, when you came in, this is the door of the men's room, and this is..." As he said, he dipped his fingers into the water from the faucet, and touched them on the glass.
They drew pictures and explained to prove that there was no women's restroom on the other side of the window, but as they continued to prove it, even they became confused, so the two decided to
In the game of rock, paper, scissors, whoever loses will climb up the window to see what is on the other side. Of course, it is your own responsibility. The two were playing rock, paper, scissors, and a little man came in from outside. It was Ding Hong. He asked them with a smile: "You
What are the two of you doing in the women's restroom? Many sisters outside were afraid to come in, and were so depressed that they were wandering around the door..."
Ge Xueguang and Wu Fangge looked at each other as if they were struck by lightning. They were so embarrassed now...
As a result, he couldn't escape but was caught and drunk. Ge Xueguang was taken home by Amei on the spot. Hedong Lion Roar was never allowed to go out again. Wu Fangge's Hedong Lion was not around, so Li Wendong and Ding Hong found someone to send him away.
Back to the hotel
Before Wu Fangge lost consciousness, he only said one sentence: Don't call me for dinner at night. I will worry about whoever calls me! Then he fell down and slept until about 8 o'clock in the evening. He felt like he had a splitting headache and an uncomfortable stomach.
Very, it was neither hungry nor bloated, probably because of the alcohol. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Ding Hong smiling at me. I also remembered the embarrassing incident between myself and Ge Xueguang at noon. I felt very embarrassed and asked, "I vomited."
No?"
Ding Hong smiled and said: "No, you absorbed it all and didn't mess up at all."
Wu Fangge felt that his whole body was weak, so he stood up, leaned on the back of the bed and laughed at himself: "Oh, you are so immoral after drinking."
Ding Hong smiled and said: "Yes, I will eat the leaves too."
Wu Fangge was excited, "Hey...how did you know...I was talking in my sleep?"
Ding Hong said: "Why are you nervous? No one is suing you. You have a bad mouth. You wouldn't tell the truth even in your dreams. It was Ye Zi who told me."
Wu Fangge sighed: "You two, what else don't you say?"
Ding Hong said: "There are some people who don't say it, but after saying it, she showed it off. With you this time, she has been able to hold her own for half a year. Let me ask you, old leader, are you that fierce?"
When Wu Fangge saw her asking this question, he simply stopped being polite and said: "Is it fierce or not? Come and try it."
Ding Hong said with a smile: "You think I'm afraid of you? It's just that your legs are weak now. I'm afraid you won't be hardened anywhere."
Wu Fangge said viciously: "If you have the ability, come here and let me look good."
Ding Hong said: "If you can, come and catch me. If you catch me, you can do whatever you want."
Wu Fangge weighed it again and again but gave up and said angrily: "I want to go home, so I will let you go this time."
Ding Hong covered her mouth and said with a smile: "What do you think I'm here for?" She shook the car key in her hand and said: "I'm just waiting to see if you want to go back. If you do, I'll give it to you."
Wu Fangge said: "You also drank at noon, no problem."
Ding Hong said: "It's okay. I don't drink much. Most of it is fake wine. Don't worry. What do you want to eat if you don't take a shower before going back?"
Wu Fangge was already eager to return home, so he said: "Nothing, I have everything at home, everything is in order."
Ding Hong had worked with him for many years and naturally knew him, so he didn't say much more. He just said that he would wait downstairs and then went out.
Wu Fangge changed his clothes, washed his face and went out. He bumped into Li Wendong. He was slapped with flattery and couldn't get away for a long time. When he got downstairs, Ding Hong was already anxious.
Ding Hong personally drove Wu Fangge back to the old streets of Sha Town. Although Wu Shuwen and his wife would come here to stay for a while, Wu Fangge himself came back very rarely. Although there were some changes on the streets, there were still some changes.
Most of them were the same as before, so I sighed: "The sound of the waves is still the same~~"
Ding Hong smiled and said: "What are you doing? We need to start singing." Wu Fangge said: "No, I suddenly felt that I should come back more often."
Ding Hong said: "That's right, if we don't come back, we will all become old women. In fact, some people are already old women, such as Dean Sun."
Wu Fangge said: "Speaking of Sun Ping, I remember that she had a very hot figure back then, full of subjugation and seduction."
"That's right, it's her," Ding Hong said, "She's a grandma, holding her grandson around all day long to show off. But I don't know how to maintain it. Her figure is not out of shape. She is just sensitive to gravity, and everything is sagging.
But having said that, among the old ladies, she is still a pretty girl, and the old man likes her very much."
Wu Fangge was amused by what she said, "Are you praising someone?"
Ding Hong also smiled and said: "Tell the truth."
In a blink of an eye, we arrived at the door of the house. The canteen at the door was still open. Seeing that Wu Fangge was back, he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him. Wu Fangge waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, I was drunk at noon, and I'm much better now." Even so, Ding
Hong supported him but he didn't refuse.
After entering the bedroom, Ding Hong helped him make the bed. The couple who looked after the door brought another pot of hot tea and said that if he wanted to eat instant noodles and snacks, he just asked him. There were some in the store.
When Wu Fangge arrived, Ding Hong was about to leave. Wu Fangge teased her and said, "What are you doing? I thought you wanted to stay with me."
Ding Hong said with a smile: "You, it seems you are addicted to eating willow leaves. I can't do that. I haven't divorced yet."
Wu Fangge said: "Then when will you divorce?"
Ding Hong pretended to be angry and said: "Who are you? You are looking forward to divorce. I am different from Ye Zi. I am living a good life. Why didn't you start a few years earlier? It took you so many years to come back."
Wu Fangge covered his chest and said: "Oh, my heart is breaking. Please help me rub it."
Ding Hong stood at the door and said: "I don't dare to come over. There is no guarantee that I won't be kissed by a wolf... Hey... Well... Xiaofei is now the head of the tour guide. For some reason, he is not married yet. I heard about you this time
Come on, I offer to be your tour guide. Why don’t you go and harm her? She has been your housekeeper. Maybe you have already secretly crossed over to Chencang. This time is just a good time to catch up on old times."
Wu Fangge immediately swore to heaven that they were innocent, but Ding Hong deliberately complained that he didn't believe it. The two bickered for a few times before finally breaking up. Wu Fangge sent her to the stairs, but Ding Hong refused to let him go until she was beaten to death.
Wu Fangge had no choice but to tell her to be careful on the road, and she obeyed.
Wu Fangge then returned to the bedroom, turned on the TV, and watched some programs at random. Although he slept for six or seven hours in the afternoon, he drank too much and felt dizzy. Unknowingly, he fell asleep again.
After a good night's sleep, when I woke up at around 7 o'clock the next morning, I felt that my mind was much clearer and my stomach was full.
He knew he was hungry, but fortunately Shazhen was a tourist town, and tour groups liked to rush in early. Wu Fangge got up and washed up, and went to his favorite food stall nearby to have breakfast. Unexpectedly, the boss hadn't changed yet.
, also recognized him and shouted, "Oh, isn't this the old leader, transferred back again?"
Wu Fangge hurriedly said that he came back for study and inspection. The boss smiled and said: "You don't need to come back for study and inspection. You are really good at joking." After chatting for a while, he refused to accept the money even if he was on the verge of death. Wu Fangge said: "Then
I have to stay for a few more days. If you do this, I will be embarrassed to come to your place next time." After saying this, the boss casually
I charged two yuan, but a group of tourists from the next table happened to see me and asked, "What are you doing? Prices vary from the same person to the same person." He spoke with a Northeastern accent, but the boss replied with one sentence: "You know who he is?
No? Without him, there wouldn’t be this town, and without this town, you wouldn’t have anything to do, so what’s wrong with me just treating him to breakfast?”
People from the Northeast are straightforward and hot-tempered, and they are about to get angry at once. Wu Fangge quickly stepped forward to persuade him to stop. He briefly explained the whole story and wanted to make up the difference. How could the boss accept the payment? Fortunately, although the people from the Northeast have a hot temper, they still have a strong temper.
It wasn't that I was being unreasonable. I finally got over it, which made my boss very embarrassed. I wanted to
We paid a few dollars to express our feelings, but unexpectedly we got into trouble. Wu Fangge said: "We rely on tourism here, and tourists are God. You can't bully anyone. Otherwise, if we lose our reputation, we will lose our customer base."
We all have to drink from the northwest wind, so as long as the tourists are happy, it’s okay for us to suffer a small loss.”
In fact, these are not new things. They are considered required courses for people to make a living in Shazhen. However, when Wu Fangge tells them, the effect is naturally different.