Sister Zhou sneered and said, "I think who is giving us fish?"
"Is it him? He really treats himself as a great saint grandfather." Lu Xiaowan seemed to be talking to herself.
Wu Fangge felt scared after hearing this. If he and Lu Xiaowan had something to do just now, someone would have attracted him to catch him in less than twenty minutes.
"I'm x! I'm still here tonight! Everything you want to listen to and watch!" Lu Xiaowan suddenly ran away and snatched the bottle of Wu Jiabai from Wu Fangsing's singer with lightning speed. She left the lid, raised her neck, and went down one third of it after a few mouthfuls.
Although Wu Jiabai is a low-alcohol liquor, she couldn't help but pour it like this. Sister Zhou hurriedly shouted, "Take the bottle of wine!" She shouted, and then went up to grab it. Lu Xiaowan turned her body to avoid it, but could not avoid Wu Fangge, and Wu Fangge took the bottle of wine.
"Give it to me!" Lu Xiaowan said to Wu Fangge aggressively, "I want to drink!"
Sister Zhou said to Wu Fangge, "Don't give it to her." Then she said she went forward to persuade her, but how could she stay there.
Wu Fangge was calm and took two bowls of wine, and handed the bottle of wine to herself, and handed the less to Lu Xiaowan and said, "You want to drink? OK, I will accompany you, let's do it!"
When Sister Zhou saw that these two suddenly became unreasonable, she was about to persuade her, and when she touched the edge of the bowl, she was like a rich man in the world. Gudong Gudong came and drank it all in one go.
After drinking, Lu Xiaowan put the empty bowl heavily on the table and said, "Happy! I want to drink it!"
Lu Xiaowan raised her hand and pointed at Wu Fangge's nose and said, "It's all you drink my wine. You compensate me, you buy it for me!"
Wu Fangge stood up and said, "If you pay, you will compensate. What's the point? I'll buy it now." Then he walked out.
Lu Xiaowan pointed to the door and said, "Go, go quickly, I want to drink."
Two drunk cats were added out of thin air, which made Sister Zhou not know which one to take care of when Wu Fangge went out, and suddenly hit the door frame. She was angry and said to the door frame, "Do you stop me too?" After that, she punched her, and naturally she hit another empty shot. When the person fell out of the door, he heard a sensation of tables, chairs and benches outside.
Sister Zhou was worried and asked, "Bang Ge, you're okay." As she said that, she hurriedly let Lu Xiaowan sit on Wu Fangge's bed. As soon as Lu Xiaowan sat on, she fell down and rested her head on the quilt that Wu Fangge had worked hard. Two lines of tears went down silently. Although Sister Zhou was worried about her, she didn't know how Wu Fangge was doing. After we settled Lu Xiaowan, we quickly went out to the hall, but found Wu Fangge sitting on the floor, with her eyes wide open and full of energy, which seemed to be drunk? Just as she was surprised, Wu Fangge put her index finger on her lips and whispered a little, Sister Zhou immediately understood: This guy pretended to be drunk, it's so cunning! But I thought I wanted to persuade someone who wanted to get drunk. It might be a good way to pretend to be drunk first. She was also very smart. She immediately said loudly: "Bang Ge, how are you doing? You're okay."
"I'm fine..." Wu Fangge said weakly, but his face was full of wicked smiles. Sister Zhou deliberately made a lot of noises and helped Wu Fangge up from the ground. The two of them walked to the door, but they had to continue pretending to be drunk. However, Wu Fangge had an accident that had just been 'miscuously caught', and didn't know where to put his hand. For a while, Sister Zhou, who had a good figure, seemed to have become a restricted area everywhere. In the end, Sister Zhou was quick to pull one of his arms over her shoulders, as if she had difficulty getting Wu Fangge in the door, and complained: "You can't drink and don't drink so stupidly. You are more than a thousand miles away from home. Who will take care of you if you have anything to do?"
"Isn't you Sister Zhou?" Wu Fangge said with a face, "There is Sister Xiaolu." At this time, Lu Xiaowan's face had already cried like a flowery cat. If she cried loudly, everyone would feel relieved, because the worry and depression would flow out with the crying, but this silent cry was the most heartbreaking thing.
"Oh, why is it all like this?" Seeing this, Sister Zhou quickly settled Wu Fangge on a chair. Anyway, this guy pretended to be drunk and didn't need real care. Then he quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe Lu Xiaowan's tears. Lu Xiaowan then held Sister Zhou's hand and cried out loudly.
Sister Zhou and Lu Xiaowan live in the same dormitory, so I know the most about Lu Xiaowan and know that it is useless to say more at this time, so I have to sigh with you.
Wu Fangge sat on the chair, lowered his head at the beginning, and later when he heard Lu Xiaowan crying, he raised his head with drunkenness and said, "Sister Zhou, Sister Xiaolu, I am not a very smart person, but I understand the truth about some things. If I don't say anything else, I don't know how I came back from the last time I joined the commando team. Thanks to Sister Zhou, Sister Xiaolu and many nurses take good care of me. If you don't say anything else, it's common to take shit and urinate, so I won't care what others say. In my heart, you are the best. As long as you speak, I can go there in the water and fire. A man is a real man, and you will do what you say."
Sister Zhou said: "Don't say that when singing, we have done our responsibilities. You are working hard in front of us, and we can't do this."
Lu Xiaowan suddenly sat up and said, "Sister Zhou, what are you saying... I don't agree... Listen to the song, do you think we are kind to you, right?"
"Yes!" Wu Fangge said, "Is this more important?"
Lu Xiaowan suddenly sneered: "Then you should be grateful, right?"
Wu Fangge said: "A real man is clear in his gratitude and grudges, and he will repay his kindness."
Lu Xiaowan said: "Okay, you marry me."
When Sister Zhou heard this, her head buzzed and was about to say, "You are too much," but she heard Wu Fangge stuttering without hitting her, "Okay!"
When Wu Fangge said so happily, Lu Xiaowan was stunned. She stayed for a few seconds before muttering: "You heard it clearly, I said I want you to marry me."
Wu Fangge said without blinking: "I'm really listening to you, marry you."
Lu Xiaowan lowered her head slightly and said, "You have heard about my affairs, I am not a woman with a good reputation."
Wu Fangge said: "That's because they are all blind, and they can't see your goodness."
"Okay, don't regret it." Lu Xiaowan said as she was about to get out of bed. Sister Zhou immediately persuaded him and said, "Xiaowan, is it interesting?"
Lu Xiaowan said: "Sister Zhou, don't stop me, this is my lifelong event."
Sister Zhou didn't know what to say for a moment, but Lu Xiaowan said to Wu Fangge again: "Do you have a candle?"
Wu Fangge didn't know what she was going to do, so he said, "How many are there to prevent power outages?"
Lu Xiaowan said: "That's good, just click on it, just click... on both sides of the table, one on one side." She said, slapped the small dining table with her hand
"What are you doing when you light a candle? There is no power outage?" Wu Fangge muttered inwardly.
"Pretty, so that you won't regret it when you wake up," Lu Xiaowan said
"It's a mess, it's a mess." Sister Zhou said repeatedly and wanted to stand up. Lu Xiaowan pressed her hand and made her unable to move, and then said: "Sister Zhou, it's okay to let me have a marriage addiction, it's just right for you to be a witness."
"What's going on? It's so funny. I'm still accused of marriage. I'm dizzy." Sister Zhou muttered, but stopped persuading her. She thought she would just play with two drunkards. As for whether Wu Fangge was pretending to be drunk, she was negligent.
Wu Fangge found the candle and lit one at the end of the table. Lu Xiaowan wiped her tears and helped clean up the cups and bowls on the table. She took Wu Fangge's towel to wash her face. Sister Zhou looked at the two of them with a blank look on her face. She always felt that these two guys were playing house.
After packing up, Lu Xiaowan sorted out her clothes and pulled Wu Fangge over. She was about to speak, but she felt the light was dazzling, so she turned around and turned off the light. As a result, only the candlelight was left in the room and pulled Wu Fangge over and asked, "Do you really don't regret it?"
Wu Fangge said: "No regrets"
Lu Xiaowan smiled and said, "You promised so simply, I'm happy even if it's a lie." As she said that, she asked Sister Zhou to sit on the chair next to the table, and then stood side by side with Wu Fangge and said, "Then let's start now?"
Wu Fangge said: "Start"
Lu Xiaowan knelt down with a thud and pulled Wu Fangge's sleeve. Wu Fangge was stunned at first, but immediately understood, and then knelt down. Sister Zhou said in a complaining tone: "How much do you want to play with your drunken madness?"
Lu Xiaowan smiled and said, "What a drunk, this is called a church!"
Although it was a church, there was neither a minister nor an emcee. Lu Xiaowan shouted loudly by herself: "Worship the world!" As she said that, she kowtowed her head with a bang, and all the sounds made Sister Zhou's heart jump.
Wu Fangge saw Lu Xiaowan kowtow seriously and did not dare to fall behind, so he followed him
Lu Xiaowan shouted again: "Second worship of the high hall." As a result, the two of them were not there. Lu Xiaowan kowtowed to Sister Zhou, and Wu Fangge also followed her to knock on Sister Zhou and waved her hands and said: "It's useless to use it..." It's useless to say it, but it still can't stop these two people.
"Martial pleasing to each other" Lu Xiaowan shouted this sentence, his voice trembled slightly. When Wu Fangge looked at her, she saw that her eyes were full of autumn water, and she was extremely beautiful, and she was quite moved. So this head was not as fast as the first two. Instead, she bowed each other first, and then slowly kowtowed down. When she raised her head, Lu Xiaowan shouted affectionately: "Send in... um..." Before the word "breed" was heard, Sister Zhou covered her mouth and smiled: "Okay, okay, I think it's enough to make trouble, so that's all."
"What's the point of making a fuss? I'm the bride now." Lu Xiaowan said seriously, and she couldn't tell she was just a joke.
Sister Zhou was thinking about how to persuade the drunkards, but Lu Xiaowan pushed Sister Zhou out the door and said, "Oh, the wedding is over, you are fine, you will be back, you will be back, we will have a wedding room."
Sister Zhou was a little anxious: "You guys, you're still here to really play songs, play songs! You're in charge." She knew that Wu Fangge was pretending to be drunk, so she hoped him. Who would have thought that Wu Fangge really came over and joined Lu Xiaowan and pushed her out with laughter.
Sister Zhou can't beat these two drunk cats, and it's hard to explain clearly. She was pushed out of the door alive
"Hey~~ You guys are..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaowan bowed and said, "Good night, Sister Zhou, we are going to the bridal chamber."
Sister Zhou said to Wu Fangge again: "Fengge, look at you..."
Unexpectedly, at this time, Wu Fangge took advantage of Lu Xiaowan's not paying attention for a moment, pushed Lu Xiaowan out of the door, and then closed the door casually and made a hilarious
Lu Xiaowan staggered, but fortunately, Sister Zhou followed up with Sister Zhou to understand: Wu Fangge was also so cunning. Lu Xiaowan found out that she was fooled, turned around and pounced on the door, roaring: "Wu Fangge! You have no conscience to open the door!"
Of course Wu Fangge didn't dare to open the door. Sister Zhou saw that Lu Xiaowan's voice was too loud and she was afraid of causing bad effects. She hurried forward to persuade her, but she could not persuade her to open the door.
Lu Xiaowan made a fuss for a while and couldn't open the door. Suddenly she burst into tears again and said, "You open the door with singing, no one wants me, you don't want me."
Wu Fangge's weakness is that he is soft-hearted, especially when he can't hear women crying. If Lu Xiaowan keeps making trouble, he will really dare to keep froze with her. Even if it's all night, Lu Xiaowan cries, and he will suffer from angina. Finally, he can't help but open the door again. As soon as the door opens, Lu Xiaowan plunges into his arms and cries: "Play songs, don't want me, you are the only one... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
She cried so sadly that Wu Fangge had no choice but to hug her, and kept coaxing her with her words "Oh Oh Oh Oh"
Sister Zhou also felt hot when she looked at her eyes. She paused for the last time and said, "I'm going to do something wrong." She turned around and left.
While leaving, Sister Zhou also expressed her attitude towards this matter: Let me ignore it. You infatuated men and women love each other. But later the situation developed beyond her expectations. After twenty minutes, Wu Fangge sent Lu Xiaowan back. Lu Xiaowan also lost her madness just now and returned to her usual quiet and cute appearance. Moreover, the two did not have any intimate actions when they walked. They were not far or near. Although they were lighter than lovers, they were more kissing than comrades.
What magic did Wu Fangge use to make Lu Xiaowan calm down suddenly? Sister Zhou was very curious, so she said to Wu Fangge: "Fangge, I'll give you a gift."
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Forget it, it's getting late and late. When will it be the end of your life if you give me and I give you?"
Sister Zhou pinched his arm, but in fact she spent most of her strength on her sleeve and said, "Why are you talking so much? I have something to ask you."
Lu Xiaowan instructed behind her: "Sing, don't say what you shouldn't say."
Before Wu Fangge could speak, Sister Zhou rushed to say, "Oh, I understand! Confidentiality rules! I won't ask what I shouldn't ask."
He said this, but he wanted to dig out all the things that happened just now in a minute and a second. He asked, "Hey, how did you persuade her just now? Why did you get rid of it all at once?"
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "How can you persuade me? Let me explain it to reason and move it to emotion."
Sister Zhou said: "I'm just talking nonsense, I'm telling you serious."
Wu Fangge calmed down his smile and said seriously: "Sister Zhou, it's really nothing. She just cried for a while, so I'll send her back."
After hearing this, Sister Zhou was obviously a little disappointed: "That's all, nothing else?"
Wu Fangge was asked by Sister Zhou, but he didn't answer, but just laughed at her. Sister Zhou was so angry that she beat him and said, "I'm telling you seriously, why are you laughing at?"
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Sister Zhou, look at my body, I shouldn't be the one who ends get out of class in five or ten minutes. Just from this point of view, nothing happened just now?"
Sister Zhou was stunned for a second or two before she understood what he meant. She said 'Oh' and hit him twice and said, "I am honest, why do I become so bad all of a sudden?"
Wu Fangge smiled and hid and said, "No, no, Sister Zhou, spare me, I will never dare to do it again."
Sister Zhou raised her hand high, and when she fell down, it made a loud noise, but it was very light. At the same time, my heart was beating wildly, and she actually gasped. Seeing this, Wu Fangge didn't dare to tease her again, so she said, "Okay, Sister Zhou, you ask, don't send me, you go back to rest, and it's my turn to send you two more steps. It's not dawn to deliver it to you."
"Good and smooth-talking!" Sister Zhou cursed again. The two of them said goodbye to each other. Then they broke up. Wu Fangge went back to the library to clean up the mat and slept without mentioning it.
Sister Zhou returned to the dormitory and saw that Lu Xiaowan was not asleep yet, so she took off her coat and looked in the mirror, so she said: