Preface Volume: Swallowing the Potion of Regret Part 1
"God is fair to everyone, and gives the same number of opportunities. But some people seized it, and some missed it. Do you know why Fang Hongjian in "The Siege" is in a downturn? That's just that he didn't seize the opportunity! If he married Tang Xiaofu or her cousin, the days he would not have to worry about himself, and everything would come naturally! But then there would be no novel "The Siege"" Wu Fang's singer held a teacup and wore a windbreaker, and spoke in a slew-like manner. His audience had just come here, but the people in the unit didn't recognize him, and they didn't know his background, but only knew that he was a senior, and saw that he was a leader from the Political Department or the Human Resources Department, and he immediately respected him more.
In fact, he is nothing, he is just an ordinary cadre in this game
Wu Fangge was over 100 years old. He served in a military service in his early years and went to the front line for a while. However, he returned in vain. Just as his career was barely clear, he could only be considered a waste of time. After years of accumulation and accumulation, he was gradually getting better. As he often said: Work is easy and income is stable, what else can he ask for?
After fooling a few newcomers, Wu Fangge returned to his office. Yu Ping'er, who was sitting opposite him, looked strange and kept sneering at him, Wu Fangge deliberately said to her with a stern face: "Why are you laughing at? Don't you know how to go to work? Be serious!"
"Yes~~" Yu Ping elongated his tail and replied, just as he was about to say something to Wu Fangge, but his cell phone rang, and then he smiled and said, "It's Xiaxia, wait, I'll use the office landline to come back for you." As he said, he hung up his cell phone, grabbed the office phone and started talking on the phone. Wu Fangge saw that it was fine. It was not enough to finish after three or two hours. According to the general rules, anyone who likes Hu Lele doesn't like to listen to other people's Hu Lele. This is a mountain that cannot be tolerated, so he stood up and swayed to other offices to chat.
Wu Fangge avoided Yu Ping, and it was not that he had anything to do to be sorry for him. Moreover, the coquettishness on her body was unbearable. This solar term was not warm, but she had the ability to wear a thin low-cut T-shirt, plus a not-thick coat, even if it was winter, the cover on most of the chest was just a thin scarf. As long as she entered the office, she would untie the scarf first and then take off her coat, but she had never caught a cold before.
There is no way, this is also a skill
Although Yu Ping is not very active at work, she doesn't know where to get a lot of invoices. When she is fine, she sticks it to the bill report sheet one by one, and then she finds the leader in the unit responsible for the bill report. She stands opposite the desk of the other person, with her upper body slightly leaning down, pressing her hands on the table, revealing the "unfathomable" on her chest. From time to time, she pops her head and face and explains one or two words about a certain account in a coquettish voice. The recoil has not seen her being rejected since Wu Fangge came to the same office as her, but in fact, her husband is a rich man, and he doesn't lack these two, but apart from the account, it seems that he can't find anything else to do. But Yu Ping is not born like this, which corresponds to another sentence: In this world, the fastest-changing person is a human being.
When Yu Ping entered the unit, she was neither as coquettish nor as fleshy as she is now. The only thing that has not changed is a baby face that is not easy to look old. At that time, Yu Ping was white and clean, speaking softly and slightly fat, and she was a bit fleshy. She was quite tempting. At that time, Wu Fangge had just died of his wife. The two of them were in the same office again. Many people thought that these two people could be good at fighting Chai Liehuo. Unexpectedly, within two years, Yu Ping found a rich man to marry.
In fact, no one knows that Yu Pinglin came to Wu Fangge a few days before her marriage, and said that her affairs had not been settled. He asked him if he wanted her, Wu Fangge said, "I am just a poor civil servant, and I get a dead salary. Instead of letting you regret being poor in the future, it is better to marry a rich person directly. In the past two years, we have only been in the same office and have no relationship."
Yu Ping said: "Not all women love money."
Wu Fangge felt funny when he heard this. If you don’t love money, why are you going to make a big money to do there? But this is too hurtful and he didn’t say it. Only Yu Ping saw that he didn’t say it, blushing and whispered: “I’m not afraid of you making jokes. I’m a strict tutor. I’m still a girl now. I don’t want to give this to someone I don’t like.” While saying that, he pulled his hand and pressed it on his chest.
Wu Fangge ran away. With such a temptation, something really happened if he didn't run away. And it was still in the office. It was not time for get off work, and people came and went and were caught in big trouble.
After Wu Fangge escaped, Yu Ping lay on the desk in the office and cried for an afternoon. No one could persuade him. Some fake experts said this was called "premarital syndrome".
After Yu Ping married, she naturally lived a beautiful life in gold and silver. However, after giving birth to a son, it was rumored that she separated from the rich man. The couple played each other on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, and no one cared about each other. Yu Ping's face also thickened in proportion with the increase of gold and silver jewelry on her body. The fat girl who spoke softly disappeared. Once at a dinner at the unit, Yu Ping brought a glass of wine and asked Wu Fangge loudly: "Old Wu, what would happen if I married you back then?"
Everyone started to make a fuss after hearing this, and Wu Fangge also said half-jokingly: "The poor can't keep their beautiful wives, it's only a matter of affair that you have a crush on."
Amidst the sound of coaxing Yu Ping said again: "Can you still have a rich man be able to make a fuss?"
Wu Fangge said: "That's different. The rich man's wife is just because of his empty and bored spirit. The poor man's wife is called sad."
Yu Ping put her hand on Wu Fangge's shoulder and smiled and said, "I'm very bored now..."
Someone next to him was afraid that the world would be in chaos and continued to make a fuss and told them that they would go to check in the room - of course they couldn't really go there. Wu Fangge also smiled and declined, but Yu Ping was annoyed and said harshly: "I know, you can't forget your 'sadness'!"
A word made the cold, because everyone knew about Wu Fangge's beautiful wife, and he also threw a deputy director for this. After all, everyone was still in the same unit, taking care of each other's faces, and knew everything about it, but he didn't say it. Now Yu Ping opened her mouth and said something like this. Everyone didn't know what to do, for fear that Wu Fangge would be unable to let go and had a big stir in a restaurant.
Unexpectedly, Wu Fangge was very calm. He stood up and put his mouth in Yu Ping's ear and said something. No one could hear what he said. After all, he floated away. Then Yu Ping seemed to be sobbing. First, he shouted at Wu Fangge's back: "Get out!" Then he threw the table and beat the bowl and drank and went crazy. The colleagues had to send her back with all their might.
Since then, although Yu Ping and Wu Fangge are still in the same office, they are not as close as before. They are polite in their conversations, just like a pair of good colleagues. However, Yu Ping has another new problem, which is that they often only work for half a day. Unless the unit holds a meeting in the afternoon, they will definitely not happen. Fortunately, this was originally a leisure unit, and one person was not a big deal. Anyway, there was no specific work to do, in fact, according to Yu Ping's current conditions, there was no need to go to work at all, but what would you do if you didn't go to work? Isn't it even more boring to stay at home?
On the afternoon when Wu Fangge went to fool Xinding, Yu Ping didn't come to work again. Since Wu Fangge was the only one left in the office, there was no need to go to the office. So Wu Fangge made a concerted effort to read the newspapers that he had not finished reading in the morning from beginning to end, and finally survived another day.
When he was about to leave the door after get off work, the newcomers at the unit blocked him and insisted on treating him to dinner. Wu Fangge refused in every way - after all, he was not the leader, and Hu Lele was okay to pass the time. It would be better not to get any other cheapness. He was not rewarded without any merits. After all, he only started working. Apart from a single mouth, he couldn't help any specific things.
But it was hard to let go, so I went there. Not only did I eat, but I also went out to sing and dance. Maybe it was because I didn't come out to play for a long time. In addition, Wu Fangge's body has always been great, so after drinking a few bottles of beer, I also made a teenager crazy. I danced crazy all night and didn't show any timidity in front of these young people. However, the consequences were also very serious, because he was no longer young and Wu Fangge had never learned to drink. In the past, he relied on his youthful body to hold on, which gave him the illusion of being overwhelming. Now that you are over forty years, if you are not as bold as you, you can only wait to get drunk.
It is very uncomfortable to get drunk, but the others are not as good as they can play until the end. They can't tell who is sober and who is confused. Who made the next day be the weekend? Everyone is very open and don't worry about being late.
Wu Fangge remembered that he was helped to the toilet several times, then he was helped to the taxi, then fell on a comfortable bed, and then seemed to have a warm and slippery body that fell into his arms...
"These brats have this trick." Although Wu Fangge was drunk, he still had a Qingming Festival in the spirit platform. He struggled and rolled down the bed, but couldn't stand up. He just leaned against the wall and sat on the ground, looking up at the hazy white flowers and said, "No... No... I'm not interested in the business of selling meat." He spoke very rudely. Most of the girls who sell themselves now are vain. Although there are so-called prostitution, there are not many. He is really not polite to such people.
The pile of white flowers also argued: "I'm not...I'm..."
Wu Fangge's head and ears were buzzing together at this time, and he couldn't hear the key sentences he said clearly, so he had to stick to a principle: prostitutes and girls must not want them.
The pile of white flowers had no choice but to come over to help him, but he pushed him away almost rudely. Finally, he saw the pile of white flowers put on his clothes and went out in a daze.
"It's almost the same." Wu Fangge muttered, "Who do you think of me?" While muttering, he climbed onto the bed with difficulty, grabbed the quilt and covered himself with his body, and then fell asleep
Wu Fangge has had the following reaction when he gets drunk for many years: he is drowsy, but he can always hold on to go home; he will wake up automatically after sleeping for two or three hours, and then he will be accompanied by headaches and extreme awakening until dawn. The real sleep state will not come until noon or evening the next day. Therefore, he is always very restrained in drinking on weekdays, but he will not want to be attracted by a group of newcomers. He violates the precepts.
The drunken pattern tonight was no exception. After a while of sleep, he woke up extremely awake. He grabbed his cell phone and saw that it was past four o'clock in the morning. He felt a headache and had a splitting heart. He couldn't bear the thirst and forced himself to get out of bed. He felt his stomach rushing upwards like a sea of surging. He hurriedly covered his mouth and ran into the toilet in a familiar way. He hugged the toilet and vomited wildly. He almost vomited his intestines. When he was done, he felt that the pressure from below was coming. He quickly stood up and untied his pants.
Finally, the whole thing was relieved, but the headache didn't relieve it at all. Wu Fangge looked around and was quite familiar. It turned out to be his own home, so he laughed mockingly, "You have only such skills and can always bring yourself home." After laughing, he remembered the pile of 'white flowers' last night, and scolded, "These young people are too distorted. Can women bring that kind of woman at home? Fortunately, I didn't want it, otherwise I might have given me any time I cracked down on pornography, hum!"
Thinking of it, I just took another shower. Anyway, it was my own home, I didn't wear clothes anymore, I wrapped a bath towel and went back to the living room to pour water. When I turned on the living room light, I was stunned immediately. I couldn't remember to pour the water. There was a young girl curled up on the sofa in the living room. What's worse is that the girl had been awakened by her tossing and looking at her with her watery eyes open.
"You woke up and wanted to take care of you, but you seemed to have an objection to me." The girl said that her voice was sweet, but not greasy at all. She was not like sugar or honey, like xylitol
Wu Fangge was stunned for a few seconds, suddenly said sorry, and then flew into the bedroom and opened the wardrobe, and put on his clothes in a hurry: It's so embarrassing. It turns out that the girl is not an outsider, but one of the newcomers during the day. It seems to be called "Lin Ting". Because she doesn't like talking, she didn't pay attention to the fact that she couldn't do it well. The bunch of white flowers at night was also her... Which one did she sing?
After just putting on the clothes, I turned around, but saw Lin Ting half-lying against the door and smiling at her. Wu Fangge's usual eloquence could not be used at this time. He stuttered for a long time. Apart from the words "sorry", they were nonsense like "this" and that embarrassing look made Lin Ting smile again
In the end, Lin Ting stopped laughing, Wu Fangge was not so nervous, but didn't know what to say. I remember that Lin Ting was not very talkative, but she often stared at herself when she was talking. At first, she thought she was fooled by her eloquence. But if she said it was ***, she always felt that it was not the same. Moreover, everyone was in the same unit. Is this okay? Rabbits don't eat grass by their nests...
As a result, Lin Ting broke the quiet: "You are still the same as before, you have not changed at all, you are still a good man."
Wu Fangge was surprised: What does it mean that it has not changed at all? Didn’t you know each other before? Lin Ting is less than 24 years old. If she had known each other before, wouldn’t she still be a little girl when they met?
Seeing that he looked confused, Lin Ting said coquettishly: "You haven't recognized me yet, I'm Tingting."
Wu Fangge still didn't recognize it. After all, the nickname Tingting is a little too ordinary. After searching all the memories in his mind, he didn't remember it. Maybe he could think of it normally, but he drank too much wine tonight, and his head hurts, just like overheating of the computer CPU will cause a decrease in performance. Tonight, his brain is not very good due to alcohol.
"Yeah!" Lin Ting pinched his arm with a angrily and said, "Look at me well. I am Tingting, who used to live downstairs of your building! When I was in the Old West Building!"
It was like a flash of lightning that broke through the darkness. Wu Fangge's memory was also torn apart by Lin Ting's words, and memories from many years ago continued to flow out.
That happened more than ten years ago. Wu Fangge and two colleagues in the unit lived together on the fourth floor of Laoxi Building, while Lin Ting's house lived on the second floor.
Lin Ting was only in elementary school at that time. Her parents were both businessmen. When they were busy, they didn't care about taking care of her. Once, Lin Ting accidentally locked the door of the house. It was winter when she couldn't enter the house. The lights in the corridor were also broken. Little Lin Ting was cold and hungry and afraid. She sat alone at the stairs and cried when Wu Fangge got off work. She saw Lin Ting wandering around at the door of her house, but she didn't go to heart. When she went downstairs to buy instant noodles at night, she saw her crying pitifully, so she took her back to the dormitory, got instant noodles for her to eat, and played chess with her. She didn't take her home until her father came back. Since then, Lin Ting liked to run to his house as long as she was fine. At the beginning, Lin Ting's parents were a little embarrassed. Later, after a long time, it became a habit. As long as she had something to do, she would ask her to take care of Lin Ting, so she would ask her to do so.