The new cip chapter involves this story. Because it is relatively old and I am afraid that readers have never read it, so I posted it here and put it in the VIP chapter to make up the number of words. "Magpie Bridge Fairy" is an old movie, telling the story of Qin Shaoyou and Su Xiaomei. Friends who are interested can go to Baidu.
Author: Liu Xuan This story is purely fictional. If there is any difference, it has nothing to do with me. I think everyone has heard of the four famous classics in our country, and many of them have read the original ones.
What I want to write below is a story from the Three Kingdoms. This story was discovered in unofficial history. I believe there is no trace of the original work.
Speaking of which, in a certain battle, Cao Cao was killed by Liu Bei and turned over. Zhe soldiers and generals finally escaped back to their camp. They pulled up the suspension bridge, closed the city gate, and hung high-level battle-free signs.
But, of course, Liu Bei and his group of men would definitely not miss such a good opportunity. So Liu Bei sent Zhang Fei out to curse the enemy. Zhang Fei was just a rough man, but there were a lot of words to curse, and it was fresh every day, and it was rare to have repetition! Because it was an uncivilized term, I saved about 3,000 words! In this way, Zhang Fei was overwhelmed every day, and he came to curse the enemy for many days, but Cao Cao seemed to be deaf, and he had no reaction at all.
Let's take a look, is this the truth?
By the way, after Cao Cao came back, he played chess and drank with Sima Yi every day. After suppressing him, he ignored Zhang Fei's scolding Cao Cao for being a traitor and a slut, and knew Liu Bei's intention, but others may not be able to recognize him. For example, her sister - Cao Xiaomei
One day, while Lao Cao was drinking with Little Sima, Cao Xiaomei broke into the scene, snatched Lao Cao's wine glass and threw it to the ground and said, "Brother, look at the black skin Zhang Fei outside the door, cursing every day, and greeting our ancestors for 18 generations, but look at you, it seems that you are not angry at all!" After that, he raised his mouth.
"Haha, little sister, you don't know anything. Liu Bei used a provocation method. He scolded him. I don't care about him. He will withdraw his troops in a few days." After that, he touched his beard with his hand.
"I don't care. If you are timid, you are timid. What are the plans? If you don't go, I'll go."
This is awesome. Cao Cao immediately panicked and immediately persuaded his younger sister, but after he persuaded her for a few times, he became more excited.
There was no way, and in the end, Cao Cao could not resist his younger sister's troops, but at the same time he had a request that there should be no damage. At the same time, he also sent several generals to go with him and did enough protection before he gave up.
By the way, Zhang Fei has been cursing very enthusiastically these days, but even though no one has come out, they almost gave up. But unexpectedly, the city gate was wide open today, and a large number of people rushed out of the inside. Zhang Fei felt so happy. He was so happy! Fortunately, there was no war in the sky, and Zhang Fei was so depressed! Today, we can finally start the war. Let's see who led the troops, why did he pass by the girl? No matter what, let's talk about it and suppress the distractions next time. When he rushed up, he was about to start fighting, but unexpectedly, the girl suddenly shouted "stop! Stop" and "what?"
The little girl said, "Zhang Fei, you are famous for your bravery, but today I won't fight with you, I want to fight with you in literature."
"Wenfight?" Zhang Fei hasn't heard of fighting in the battlefield for so many years, but he put a high hat on the little girl, and was also full of curiosity, so he shouted, "Wenfight is just a verbal fight, who is afraid of whom?"
Before he finished speaking, Cao Xiaomei drew a circle in front of her chest with her fingers.
After Zhang Fei scratched his head with his hand, he gestured in the sky with his index finger.
Cao Xiaomei blinked and pointed a finger into the sky
At this time, Zhang Fei pointed his three fingers into the sky without hesitation.
At this time, Cao Xiaomei's face turned pale and she touched her belly with her right hand.
At this time, Zhang Feiyu waved his big hand majestic
Seeing this, Cao Xiaomei immediately rode back and ran back to the city, and closed the city gate again.
Let’s talk about Cao Cao first. Cao Cao was standing on the top of the city and saw the two below gesturing and gesturing. I don’t know what it meant. When he saw the little sister coming back, he immediately went down and asked, “Little sister, you guys were gesturing and gesturing just now. What does it mean? Did you lose or win?”
"Brother, I lost."
"What's going on, explain it to me"
"Just now, I drew a circle on my chest, meaning that the radius of five hundred miles here is my elder brother's world. I didn't expect that Zhang Fei drew in the sky, meaning that the place where there are rivers in the world is the territory of the three brothers! Then I pointed one finger at the sky, meaning that my elder brother is invincible, but that black-skinned Zhang Fei was really shameless. He pointed his three fingers at the sky, saying that the three brothers were invincible, and finally I touched my belly with my hand, meaning that my elder brother's literary and martial arts are rare in the world, but he didn't expect that he waved his hand and said that the three brothers wanted to kill our Cao family in a piece of armor, so I lost."
The topic shifted to Liu Bei's camp. Just now, Liu Bei and his group were watching the battle on the top of the city, and there was also a fog on the end. When Zhang Fei came back, they asked what was going on. As a result, Zhang Fei's answer surprised everyone: "I don't know what was going on, I think it's like this..."
"At that time, the little girl drew a circle on her chest with her hands. I was thinking that she should ask me if I love big cakes? Brother, you know, I never eat that thing. I only like to eat fried dough sticks, so I scratched the sky and pointed a finger at the sky. I asked me if one is enough. Brother, you think I have hyperthyroidism (the descendants have proved it to me) One is enough. I said, at least three, and then she asked, are you full? Just kidding, this is not enough for tooth, so I told her directly, eat as much as you come!!"
Just after Zhang Fei finished speaking, Liu Bei agreed and nodded to express his understanding. At this time, a soldier who had been following Zhang Fei stood up and said, "Lord, lord, that's not the case."
"Oh, that's that?" Liu Bei asked
Xiaobing said again: "Actually, this was the case at that time. The little girl scratched her chest with her hand, which meant to ask the third master, 'I don't have big breasts.' The lord knew that our third master had seen the world, and she was still obsessed with her little guy, so she stroked the sky with her hand and said, 'Overall, average' At this time, the little girl was not happy, and she was very dissatisfied, so she pointed a finger at the sky, which meant, 'That day,'
Can you do it once? But everyone knows how fierce our third master is. Once a day is too few, so the third master pointed his three fingers into the sky and said, "At least three times." At this time, the little girl looked pale and touched her stomach with great concern, "What if it gets bigger for you?" She didn't even see who our third master is. She would tell us that this kind of small thing is really the result. We waved our third master with big hands, "It's nothing to do with me."
If Cao Xiaomei heard the above conversation, she would probably vomit three liters of blood and died!
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