"This guy will never have a greater future in his life." The person who said this was Xiao Cockroach. He was so tall that he has become low-key since joining the CPPCC and he usually talks very little, so if there were a bunch of people gathering together.
He can't be seen without paying attention. He usually wears glasses. If he is not an old acquaintance, he can't imagine that he is a gangster who was stabbing people all over the street with a watermelon knife more than ten years ago.
When Wu Fangge saw that there were only him and Xiao cockroaches around him, he smiled and said, "Why haven't you been going yet? I won't think that this person next to you is not beautiful."
After saying this, the turkey beside the cockroach also said coquettishly: "Is that right, brother?"
xiao cockroach smiled and said, "Not that, it's just that since I got married and had children, I don't know why, but I don't like to play outside."
Wu Fangge advised: "If you don't play, don't play. Go in and take a bath, rub your back, and wake up. Everyone has gone in. If you and I don't look sociable."
"That's what you said." Xiao Cockroach agreed.
Wu Fangge entered the room, and the ugly ji naturally followed behind. The air conditioner in the room was turned on, but the space was not large, and he looked a little stuffy. He said to the ugly ji: "Tell me about it with your boss, on the door or
Where can I install a ventilation fan? There is obvious lack of oxygen in this room."
The ugly team has passed the millstone, and the belly is full of flowers. Maybe Koreans like it, but Wu Fangge can't like it.
Fortunately, it was over ugly, so I turned around and smiled at Wu Fangge and said, "Okay... Boss, you can take it off, come in."
Wu Fangge smiled, took out his wallet, took two hundred tickets and stuffed them into his ugly chest and said, "Okay, you go and rest, I want to be alone for a while."
The ugly ji smiled and said, "Don't I have to rub your back or something?"
Wu Fangge said: "No, I have a bathtub at home and I take a bath every day, so I have nothing to rub."
The ugly ji said again: "Then at least let me be here for a while, otherwise I will be laughed at."
Wu Fangge said: "What's so funny about this?"
Chouji said: "If I go out too early, others will think you can't..."
Wu Fangge laughed when he heard this and said, "You are still considerate. They don't know me, so they just laugh."
Ugly ji said: "Who said you don't know each other? Your two friends are not strict and have been exposed. I know you are the leader of the city. Oh... I'm lucky enough to meet the leader. Please come back in the future.
Take care of it."
When Wu Fangge heard this, he thought to himself that these guys, isn’t this harmful to me? He then said, “But you are here, how can I take off my clothes.”
The ugly ji said, "Then I will carry my face over my back." As he said that, he turned his face over my back.
In fact, Wu Fangge doesn't care about taking off his clothes in front of women, and he is not a mao-headed guy, let alone this kind of occasion. So he smiled and took off his clothes with his back to his ugly head, and he was about to step into the yellow bucket.
, Suddenly, the ugly ji said, "You look like a bodybuilder."
Wu Fangge stepped into the bucket and smiled, "Did you peek?"
The ugly guy said: "No, I just glanced at it. Men with muscles look good. I usually look at my belly. Most of the men have beer belly full of heart, so ugly that they are so ugly."
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Modern people live in a tense and lazy life, so they are reluctant to exercise."
After saying this, the two of them were silent for a while, and then they looked for a conversation again, "Hey, you really don't rub your back."
Wu Fangge said: "No, to be honest, I don't like this kind of occasion. It's just the face of my friends, so it's not easy to violate it."
Chouji said: "Actually, I know I'm not good-looking, but other skills are pretty good. Don't you really try it?"
Wu Fangge said: "Forget it, you know, I will get married tomorrow. I have to deal with the bride if I have some energy."
"She is so lucky. With a man like you, she is handsome, gentle and rich... and has good health..." said ugly.
Wu Fangge laughed and said nothing.
In fact, no matter how beautiful or ugly women are, or what profession they are engaged in, they are the same in finding a perfect destination.
Although Wu Fangge had a very speculative conversation with Chouji, he never let her get close. Finally, he rushed to the shower and wiped his body. Chouji came over with shamelessness while trying to do it, saying, "I'll help you wipe your back, you're enough.
No, it’s winter, it’s uncomfortable to wear clothes if you don’t wipe them dry.”
Seeing that the time was almost over, Wu Fangge didn't refuse her much. He just turned around and let her see something, which made her exaggeratedly 'wow', and then teased and said, "Your wife will die of happiness in the future,
So big..."
Wu Fangge just smiled at this. Anyway, everyone is coming out now and it won't be any more.
When I went out to meet everyone, I was half out. I was drinking tea, eating fruits and watching TV on the sand. I was leisurely and leisurely. I was probably doing some things in the inner room just now, which was particularly good with the local people around me.
It was so kind. Just as I was watching, I suddenly felt that my arm fell. It turned out that it was ugly and I had already hung my arms. Although it was ugly, my eyes were full of affection. This kind of look has always been something that girls experienced after some things.
The light that will be revealed is so decent that it is learned by ugly people. It is a pity that this acting is not exhibited in the film and television industry.
When Ge Xueguang saw this scene, he was stunned at first, then patted his thighs and smiled unrestrainedly, "Sing, you can do it!"
Others also extended their thumbs and burst into laughter.
Even Wu Fangge's face was a little uneasy at this time. He wanted to get rid of the ugly ji immediately, but it was too late. Moreover, the ugly ji was tightly matched with a universal connection, so he couldn't get rid of it if he wanted to get rid of it.
I had to give up.
After everyone came out, Ge Xueguang announced that the entertainment activities had officially begun and told everyone: People around him can take them to drink, but they can also not take them if they are tired. In fact, everyone knows the subtext that they like, want to have a 2-game bloom in the evening.
I took it away when I felt tired and got rid of it. Anyway, there were sisters everywhere. As a result, Hulala, everyone actually paid all the money to kill the dirt around me - since it was out
There is no need to play with it all, the taste changed is normal.
The ugly ji wanted to leave, but Wu Fangge grabbed him and said, "Don't leave."
The ugly ji turned around and said with a smile: "They have changed people, so I don't have to be upset here."
Wu Fangge said: "It's better to be old than a newcomer than a newcomer. If you change someone, you have to start getting familiar with each other again. Please follow me."
Wu Fangge's move made everyone admire him. Look at others singing, it's just that they are not picky about food.
The group took enough baths and had enough food. It was the time to be energetic. So they went straight to order wine earlier and prepared to sing here. As soon as they entered the door, someone asked.
Do you want sister Xiao?? When someone came, He Haiqiao learned his lesson. He was the first to go forward and picked the most beautiful one, and hugged her with satisfaction.
Everyone didn't mind his behavior. Anyway, they were here to celebrate Wu Fangge today, so they just let him do it. So they sang several songs from Xiaoshi in a daze again.
Wu Fangge has not been torn apart from being toasted and drunk. After all, tomorrow is his wedding day, so he has to save some energy, while others have no scruples and are crazy about playing. Youdao is at the rise and the side of him.
I don’t want it anymore. I am a tycoon. Those tycoons get together to chat, drink and eat fruit plates when they are bored. Anyway, I want these people to spend more money, so they can get a commission.
When the ugly jijin Wu Fangge started, he hid in a corner and went to Qingjing, so he went over to toast him, and then said, "I'm sorry to you tonight, I'm the only ugly ghost to accompany you."
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "What's the matter? I think it's right. Actually, I don't want to come out, they have to come out to play."
The ugly ji looked back and smiled and said, "Yes, everyone is playing much more crazy than you. Hello, what are you going to do later." Wu Fangge said, "What are you doing? Playing
Enough is back."
The ugly ji said: "I can't go back. I just heard from your friend that the hotel has been booked and I will sleep here at night."
Wu Fangge said: "It is possible to sleep for a while. After all, everyone is drunk and it is dangerous to drive on the road like this."
The ugly ji asked with a smile: "Then are you going back to the hotel to take me? I won't charge you another money."
Wu Fangge's heart beat, and said, "Yeah, I want to eat me." He still smiled and said, "You are going to be sleepy, you can go back and sleep together. I'm so sleepy."
The ugly ji smiled and showed a mouthful of tetracycline teeth and said, "The night is long, but you don't have to be embarrassed to say it. Look at which of my sisters suits you. I'll tell you to go and I won't accept you more."
Wu Fangge said: "I told you earlier, it's not a question of whether it's a satisfactory or not..."
"Yes, yes..." The ugly ji said, "I know, you have to leave some to deal with the bride, hehe." She laughed for a while and said, "I'll ask you a question. When your wife first met you, it was
No, young man?”
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "No, is there any problem with this?"
The ugly guy said: "Of course it's not a problem. Which bride is still a young man when entering the dong room? Just as a man, do you feel a shortcoming?"
Wu Fangge thought for a while and said, "To be honest, I don't think this is a problem. They are all feudal things and should have been thrown into the garbage dump of history long ago."
"Well said." Ugly ji raised his thumb and said, "You are really a good man, but this thing is indeed a new thing now."
Wu Fangge said: "Of course this."
Chouji said: "I know you don't care about anything. It's just that some things are popular now called win-win. Do you want to try it? It's also considered that I'll give you a wedding."
Wu Fangge asked with a smile: "What are you talking about here?"
The ugly ji said seriously: "No matter what, the new wedding looks like, even if you don't care, the bride is not a young man, after all, it is a shortcoming."
Wu Fangge said: "Why are you back again? I didn't say..."
Before he could finish his words, he interrupted him and continued, "I have no other meaning. I think you are good, I know I feel sorry for others. As for women, I will pass this level sooner or later, anyway.
It hurts, why don’t you find a good person? If it falls into the hands of a villain," she said, throwing a look at He Haixiao, and then continued, "Then you don’t treat people as humans."
Wu Fangge now understood. It turned out that this ugly ji wanted to pimp, and he was a young man. Could it be a fake and shoddy operation that cost dozens of dollars. Just as he was thinking, the ugly ji said again: "Actually, this is me."
A friend is very good, but something happened at home, I was short of money, and I couldn't make a lot of money when working, and I had a good relationship with me. I revealed several times that I wanted to change my career and sell my business and help me. Of course, I also advised me at the beginning.
Oh, I am a straightforward person. Don’t be surprised when talking. People always advise people to be good, but they don’t encourage people to be good. But seeing her family continue to be in trouble day by day, I think it will be a matter of time before she embarks on this road.
, If you meet a good person, maybe she will not become too bad..."
Wu Fangge continued to think in his heart: "This is the so-called bitter story of Sister Xiao in the world, but this is the first time I have seen what she said for others." So he asked: "You have been talking for a long time, who are you?"
Chouji said: "Speaking of this, you know the girl who was having dinner just now."
"Is it her?" Wu Fangge was shocked. The girl's expression was like a frightened bird. If it were that girl, the whole thing might be true. He asked: "Her family
What the hell is wrong?”
When the ugly guy saw him ask, he knew there was something wrong, he said, "She is a local, and her home is thirty or forty miles away from the town. It rained heavily four or five years ago, and his mother was carrying her back in the field, so she arrived.
Dongzikou in front of the slope sheltered from the rain, but suddenly collapsed and was crushed to death. Nizi had good grades at school, and the teacher liked her, but because her biological mother and father loved her son, she asked her to do so.
I dropped out of school and went to work, and the money I earned was going to go to school for my younger brother. But the trouble didn't happen. My father was so lazy last year that he was carrying sugarcane. At first, he was fine, but later, somehow he couldn't do heavy work. The courage of this family was on her shoulders.
But she can only earn a lot of money by holding plates all day long. She really has no choice but to think about this detour, but a detour is also a detour, which is better than being desperate."
Wu Fangge was silent after hearing Chouji's words. Seeing that he didn't say anything, Chouji asked, "Why should I help you contact me?"
Wu Fangge still didn't speak, and ugly Ji was also a good person, so he thought he had made a mistake and stood up and went out.
Everyone was almost two o'clock in the morning after a tossing. Seeing that the time was almost over, Ge Xueguang said to everyone: "Hey, it's almost over. I see that everyone is going back to the hotel to rest. I haven't had enough fun, so I'll take the people around me back.
Play." Speaking of this, someone laughed a few times. He continued: "When you sleep for a few hours, take a break, get up at 5 o'clock in the morning, and leave at half past five o'clock, and try to send the song home before seven o'clock.
I also have to take a shower, change my head, and go to pick up the bride."
Although everyone is so happy that they can have fun all night, the next day was Wu Fangge's good day, so they couldn't delay it, so they laughed and hugged each other and hugged each other back to the hotel.
On the way, someone noticed that Wu Fangge suddenly became a person and asked with a smile: "Fangge, what's wrong? Where is your best?"
Someone next to him immediately helped Wu Fangge and said, "You hate it. People don't have to keep some energy to deal with the bride." After that, everyone burst into laughter again. When they arrived at the hotel, they took the keys to go to the room.