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Chapter Fifty-Three Returning to My Little Yard

Wu Fangge was stunned for a while after returning to the hotel. He always felt that Liu Yezi would come to accompany him, but as it was already 12 o'clock, he still didn't want the damn doorbell. It seemed that he was a little self-indulgent and a little insatiable. Well, since he was an adult, he had to take some things and put them down. He comforted himself, tried his best to drive away the feeling of loss, took a shower and went to bed. Although he was irritated at the beginning and turned over for a while, he was originally a person who was very self-regulating, so he fell asleep in the end.

The next morning, Wu Fangge attended the meeting of the inspection team. He listened to the so-called Shazhen experience of several core senior figures on the stage, and was about to fall asleep - in fact, it was difficult not to fall asleep, and he didn't see who started Shazhen first, but it was also gaining something. There were a few guys on the stage who were familiar with Liu Yezi and Ding Hong were among them. Ding Hong also appeared in the crowd, squinted at him frequently, and he smiled. But Liu Yezi seemed to be deliberately avoiding his eyes. It was really a needle in the sea of ​​women's hearts. Sometimes they themselves didn't know what they were thinking. Sometimes they threw themselves into their arms, and sometimes they were cold as ice. Alas... it was difficult to understand, but it was a blessing that this was not a wife, so it was better not to understand.

Needless to say, it was eating and drinking again, and there were activities in the afternoon. Wu Fangge didn't plan to participate. He planned to go back to Sha Town after dinner, but was pulled by Ding Hong and was reluctant to put it on. He poured several large glasses in a row. Wu Fangge felt dizzy and thought that if he wanted to drink it again in the afternoon, he wanted to escape by using urine, but he didn't expect that there would be blockages everywhere. He thought that he could go to the toilet just by going to the men's bathroom, but saw Ge Xueguang vomiting wildly in his arms. Seeing Wu Fangge come in, he owed a few times before complaining: "I said, "Sing, what kind of inspection teams you brought are like wine barrels, and they will not let people live."

Seeing that he was even more drunk than him, Wu Fangge felt much more comfortable in his heart and smiled and said, "Why are you so reluctant to leave those bottles of wine."

Ge Xueguang said: "Where is the wine, I will drink it casually in the next few days. I dare not accompany you, and if it weren't for your face, I wouldn't have to do it."

Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Who told you to give me face? I saw it just now. Not only did Ding Hong and Liu Yezi be alone, but you have recruited many newcomers, but I don't know you, and you are also working hard for everything."

Ge Xueguang rubbed his temples and said, "When do you want to leave?"

Wu Fangge said: "I just wanted to sneak in, but I was blocked by your people. I didn't run away. I'll see if I could escape by urinating."

Ge Xueguang said, "Then let's escape together." As he said that, he looked at the window on the toilet.

Wu Fangge said: "You want to climb the window, where is the window? Do you know?"

Ge Xueguang said: "It should be a very familiar place, but now I can't remember it."

Wu Fangge said: "If it were the women's bathroom, it would be troublesome."

Ge Xueguang smiled and said, "You are stupid, look at the men's bathroom when you come in. This is the door of the men's bathroom, and this is..." He said, dipped his fingers in the water on the faucet and drew pictures on the glass to explain it, so he proved that the window was not a women's bathroom. But as he proved, he was confused. So the two decided to have a stone scissors cloth. Whoever lost would go to climb the window and see where the opposite side was. Of course, he was responsible. The two were on the stone scissors cloth. A small man came in outside, and it was Ding Hong. He asked them with a smile: "What are you doing in the women's bathroom? Several sisters outside dared not come in, and they were so busy that they were lying around at the door..."

Ge Xueguang and Wu Fangge looked at each other like they were struck by lightning, and now they were embarrassed...

So he failed to escape from urine and was caught and drunk again. Ge Xueguang was taken home by Amei on the spot. Hedong Lion Roar was never allowed to go out again. Wu Fangge's Hedong Lion was not by his side and was sent back to the hotel by Li Wendong and Ding Hong.

Before losing consciousness, Wu Fangge said one thing, don’t call me for dinner at night, whoever tells me, I will be anxious with me! Then he fell head-on and slept until after eight o’clock in the evening. He felt a split headache and his stomach was very uncomfortable. He was neither hungry nor swelling, probably because of wine. As soon as he opened his eyes, he looked at Ding Hong smiling at him, and remembered the embarrassing things between him and Ge Xueguang at noon. He was embarrassed and asked, “Did I vomit?”

Ding Hong smiled and said, "No, you have absorbed it all, and there is no ban on it at all."

Wu Fangge felt soft all over, so he held up and leaned against the back of the bed and said mockingly: "Oh, you really have no virtue after drinking."

Ding Hong smiled and said, "Yes, I also called the leaves to eat."

Wu Fangge was shocked, "Hey...how did you know...I'm talking in my sleep?"

Ding Hong said: "What are you nervous? No one sues you. You can speak your mouth and you will never tell the truth in your dreams. It was Ye Zi who told me."

Wu Fangge sighed: "You two, what else can I say?"

Ding Hong said: "There are some things I won't say, but after I talked about this, I still show off. She said that with you this time, she has been able to be the best for another half a year. I said, "Old leader, are you that strong?"

Seeing her asking this, Wu Fangge simply said politely: "Whether you are strong or not, come and try it."

Ding Hong smiled and said, "You think I'm afraid of you, but you're just looking at your legs that are weak now, so I'm afraid that there's nothing hard to get hard."

Wu Fangge said viciously: "If you have the ability, come here and make you look good."

Ding Hong said: "If you have the ability, come and catch me. You can do whatever you want."

Wu Fangge gave up after weighing the pros and consequently said: "I want to go home, so I'll let you go this time."

Ding Hong covered her mouth and smiled, "What do you think I'm doing?" She said, shaking the car key in her hand and said, "I'm just waiting to see if you want to go back. If you want to go back, I'll give it to you."

Wu Fangge said: "You also drank wine at noon, no problem."

Ding Hong said: "It's okay, I drink less, and most of them drink fake wine. Don't you worry. You just don't take a shower before going back?"

Wu Fangge was already homeless at this time and said, "Nothing is available, everything is in the family, it is all."

Ding Hong worked with him for many years, so he naturally understood him, so he didn't say much, just waited downstairs and went out.

Wu Fangge changed into clothes, washed his face and went out, but ran into Li Wendong head-on. He flattered for a long time and couldn't get out. Ding Hong was already anxious when he got downstairs.

Ding Hong personally drove Wu Fangge back to the old street in Sha Town. Although Wu Shuwen and his wife would come here for a long time, Wu Fangge himself came back very few times. Seeing that there were a little changes on the street, most of them were the same as before, he sighed: "The sound of waves is still the same~~"

Ding Hong smiled and said, "What are you doing? You have to start singing." Wu Fangge said, "No, I suddenly felt that I should come back and see more."

Ding Hong said: "That's right, if we don't come back, we will all become old women. In fact, some people are already old women, such as Dean Sun."

Wu Fangge said: "You said Sun Ping, I remember that she was very hot back then, full of the kind of temptation to be trained and seduced."

"Yes, it's her." Ding Hong said: "I've been a grandma. I've held my grandson all day and showed off. But I don't know how to maintain it. I don't have any shape. I'm just sensitive to gravity and everything is sagging. But then again, among the old ladies, I'm still a beautiful woman, and I'm very fond of the old man."

Wu Fangge was amused by her words, "You are praising people."

Ding Hong also smiled and said, "Tell the truth."

In a blink of an eye, he arrived at the doorstep. The convenience store at the door was still open. Seeing that Wu Fangge was back, he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him. Wu Fangge waved his hand and said, "No, no, I'm drunk at noon, I'm much better now." Although he said that, he did not refuse to support him.

After entering the bedroom, Ding Hong helped him make the bed. The couple in the door brought another pot of hot tea and said they wanted to eat instant noodles and snacks. Just say it, it's there.

吴放歌到了谢,丁虹就要告辞.吴放歌撩拨她说:“干嘛啊,我还以为你要留下来陪我呢.”

丁虹笑着说:“你呀,看来是吃柳叶子上瘾了.我可不行,我还没离婚呢.”

Wu Fangge said: "Then when will you get divorced?"

Ding Hong pretended to be angry and said, "Who is looking forward to someone's divorce? I am different from Ye Zi. I am living a good life. Why don't you start a few years earlier? You have to come back for so many years."

Wu Fangge covered his chest and said, "Oh, my heart hurts so much, help me rub it."

Ding Hong stood at the door and said, "I dare not come over. It is hard to be kissed by a wolf... Oh... That... Xiaofei is now the head of the tour guide. Somehow, she hasn't gotten married yet. I heard that you are here and take the initiative to be your tour guide. You are going to harm her. She has been the housekeeper for you. Maybe you have secretly crossed Chencang, and this time it's time to reminisce about the past."

Wu Fangge immediately swore to the heaven that they were innocent, but Ding Hong deliberately twisted and said he didn't believe it. The two of them finally broke up after a few words. Wu Fangge sent her to the stairs, but Ding Hong beat her to death and refused to let him send her off. Wu Fangge had to tell her to be careful on the way, and she responded.

Wu Fangge then returned to the bedroom, turned on the TV, and watched some programs casually. Although he slept for six or seven hours in the afternoon, he drank too much and was dizzy. He fell asleep again without realizing it. After a good night, when he woke up at around 7 o'clock the next morning, he felt much more awake and his stomach was hungry. Fortunately, Sha Town is a tourist town, and the tour group likes to catch up early, so Wu Fangge got up to wash up and went to a favorite snack stall to have breakfast. Unexpectedly, the boss had not changed people yet, and recognized him, and shouted, "Oh, isn't this an old leader? I've been transferred back?"

Wu Fangge hurriedly said that he was coming back to study and inspect. The boss smiled and said, "You still have to come back to study and inspect. You are really good at joking." After chatting for a few words, he refused to charge money even though he was alive. Wu Fangge said, "Then I have to stay for a few days. I will be embarrassed to come to you next time." After saying this, the boss just collected two dollars casually. When a tourist at the next table saw it, he asked, "What are you doing? The price is different for everyone." He spoke in a Northeast accent, but the boss said in one sentence: "Do you know who he is? Without him, there would be no town. If you don't have this town, you won't have to play. What's wrong with me just treating him to breakfast?"

The Northeastern people have a straightforward temper and are also very popular, and they are about to get angry all of a sudden. Wu Fangge quickly stepped forward to persuade him to leave, briefly explained the whole story and made up for the difference. How could the boss be willing to accept it? Fortunately, although the Northeastern people have a hot temper, they are not unreasonable. Finally, they finally said it, which made the boss very embarrassed. He wanted to give a few dollars a bargain to express his feelings, but he caused trouble. Wu Fangge said: "We rely on tourism here. Tourists are God. No one can bully tourists, otherwise they will lose their reputation and the source of tourists, and we will all have to drink the northwest wind. So, as long as the tourists are happy, we will suffer a little loss."

In fact, these are not new things. This can be considered a compulsory course for making a living in Sha Town. However, the effect from Wu Fangge's mouth is naturally different. n

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