Sister Zhou sneered and said, "I think who is giving us fish?"
"Is it him? He really treats himself as a great saint grandfather." Lu Xiaowan seemed to be talking to herself.
Wu Fangge felt scared after hearing this. If he and Lu Xiaowan had something to do just now, someone would have attracted him to catch him in less than twenty minutes.
"I'm x! I'm still here tonight! Everything you want to listen to and watch!" Lu Xiaowan suddenly ran away and snatched the bottle of Wu Jiabai from Wu Fang's singer with lightning speed. Go
After the lid was lifted, one-third of it went down after a few mouthfuls
Although Wujiabai is a low-alcohol liquor, she can't help but drink it like this. Sister Zhou hurriedly shouted, "Take the bottle of wine!" She shouted, and then went up to grab it. Lu Xiaowan turned her body to avoid it, but could not avoid Wu.
Fangge, Wu Fangge took the wine bottle over
"Give it to me!" Lu Xiaowan said to Wu Fangge aggressively, "I want to drink!"
Sister Zhou said to Wu Fangge, "Don't give it to her." Then she said she went forward to persuade her, but how could she stay there.
Wu Fangge was calm and took two bowls at will, and handed the bottle of wine to herself, and handed the less to Lu Xiaowan and said, "You want to drink? OK,
I'll accompany you, let's do it!"
When Sister Zhou saw that these two suddenly became unreasonable, she was about to persuade her, and when she touched the edge of the bowl, she was like a rich man in the world. Gudong Gudong came and drank it all in one go.
After drinking, Lu Xiaowan put the empty bowl heavily on the table and said, "Happy! I still want to drink!"
Lu Xiaowan raised her hand and pointed at Wu Fangge's nose and said, "It's all you drink my wine. You compensate me, you buy it for me!"
Wu Fangge stood up and said, "If you pay, you will pay. What's the point? I'll buy it now." Then he walked out.
Lu Xiaowan pointed to the door and said, "Go, go quickly, I want to drink."
Two drunk cats were added out of thin air, which made Sister Zhou not know which one to take care of when Wu Fangge went out, and suddenly hit the door frame. She was angry and said to the door frame: "Do you stop me too?"
He punched him, and naturally he hit him again. When he fell out of the door, he heard a sensation of tables, chairs and benches outside.
Sister Zhou was worried and asked, "Ban Ge, you're fine." As she said that, she hurriedly let Lu Xiaowan sit on Wu Fangge's bed. As soon as Lu Xiaowan sat on it, she fell down and rested her head on the block Wu Fangge had worked hard to make.
On the quilt, two lines of tears flowed silently. Although Sister Zhou was worried about her, she didn't know how Wu Fangge was doing. After we settled Lu Xiaowan, we hurried out to the hall, but found Wu Fangge.
Sitting on the floor, eyes wide open, full of energy, which one seemed to be drunk? Just as he was surprised, Wu Fangge put his index finger on his lips and whispered a little "shush". Sister Zhou immediately understood
Le: This guy pretends to be drunk, so cunning! But I think I want to persuade someone who wants to get drunk. It might be a good idea to pretend to be drunk first. She is also very smart. She immediately said loudly: "Sing, how are you doing? You are fine."
"I'm fine..." Wu Fangge said weakly, but his face was full of wicked smiles, Sister Zhou deliberately made a lot of noises, helping Wu Fangge up from the ground. The two of them walked to the door, but they had to continue pretending to be drunk
Go down, but Wu Fangge had an accident that was just now, and he didn't know where to put his hand. For a while, Sister Zhou, who had a good figure, seemed to have become a restricted area everywhere. In the end, Sister Zhou was still
He quickly pulled one of his arms and carried it on his shoulders, as if he had worked very hard to get Wu Fangge into the door, and complained: "You can't drink alcohol, don't drink so stupidly, you are more than a thousand miles away from home, there are
Who cares for you?”
"Isn't you Sister Zhou?" Wu Fangge said with a face, "There is Sister Xiaolu." At this time, Lu Xiaowan's face had already cried like a flowery cat. If she cried loudly, everyone would be relieved because of her worries and depression.
It will flow with the crying, but this silent cry is the most heartbreaking
"Oh, why is it like this?" Seeing this, Sister Zhou quickly settled Wu Fangge on a chair. Anyway, this guy pretended to be drunk and didn't need real care. Then he quickly took out his handkerchief to wipe Lu Xiaowan's tears.
Only then did Lu Xiaowan hold Sister Zhou's hand and cry out loud
Sister Zhou and Lu Xiaowan live in the same dormitory, so I know the most about Lu Xiaowan and know that it is useless to say more at this time, so I have to sigh with you.
Wu Fangge sat on the chair, lowered his head at the beginning, but later when he heard Lu Xiaowan crying almost, he raised his head with drunkenness and said, "Sister Zhou, Sister Lu, I'm not a very smart person, but
I understand some things. I won’t talk about anything else. I didn’t know how I came back when I joined the commando last time. Thanks to Sister Zhou, Sister Xiaolu and many nurses took good care of me. I won’t talk about anything else.
,It's common to hold shit and urinate, and I saved my life. So no matter what others say, I don't care. In my heart, you are the best. As long as you speak, I can do it in the water or in the fire.
Go and go for a walk, a man is a real man, and he will do what he says.”
Sister Zhou said: "Don't say that when you sing, we have all done our responsibilities. You are working hard in front of us, and we can't do this."
Lu Xiaowan suddenly sat up and said, "Sister Zhou, what are you saying... I don't agree... Listen to the song, do you think we are kind to you, right?"
"Yes!" Wu Fangge said, "Is there any need to say?"
Lu Xiaowan suddenly sneered: "Then you should be grateful, right?"
Wu Fangge said: "A real man is clear in his gratitude and grudges, and he will repay his kindness."
Lu Xiaowan said: "Okay, you marry me."
When Sister Zhou heard this, her head buzzed and was about to say, "You are too much," but she heard Wu Fangge stuttering without hitting her, "Okay!"
When Wu Fangge said so happily, Lu Xiaowan was stunned. She stayed for a few seconds before muttering: "You heard it clearly, I said I want you to marry me."
Wu Fangge said without blinking: "I'm really listening to you, marry you."
Lu Xiaowan lowered her head slightly and said, "You have heard about my affairs, I am not a woman with a good reputation."
Wu Fangge said: "That's because they are all blind, and they can't see your goodness."
"Okay, don't regret it." Lu Xiaowan said as she was about to get out of bed. Sister Zhou immediately persuaded him and said, "Xiaowan, stop making trouble, is it interesting?"
Lu Xiaowan said: "Sister Zhou, don't stop me, this is my lifelong event."
Sister Zhou didn't know what to say for a moment, but Lu Xiaowan said to Wu Fangge again: "Do you have a candle?"
Wu Fangge didn't know what she was going to do, so he said, "How many are there to prevent power outages?"
Lu Xiaowan said: "That's good, just click on it, just click... on both sides of the table, one on one side." She said, slapped the small dining table with her hand
"What are you doing when you light a candle? There is no power outage?" Wu Fangge muttered inwardly.
"Blessings, so that you won't regret it when you wake up," Lu Xiaowan said
"It's a mess." Sister Zhou said repeatedly and wanted to stand up. Lu Xiaowan pressed her hand and made her unable to move, and then said: "Sister Zhou, it's okay to let me have a marriage addiction, you just happen to be a marriage certificate.
people"
"What's going on? It's so funny. I'm still accused of marriage. I'm dizzy." Sister Zhou muttered, but stopped persuading her. She thought she would just play with two drunkards. As for Wu Fangge, isn't it?
Pretending to be drunk, but neglected
Wu Fangge found the candle and lit one at the end of the table. Lu Xiaowan wiped her tears and helped clean up the cups and bowls on the table. He took Wu Fangge's towel.
Washing faces in the pool, Sister Zhou looked at the two of them with a blank look on her face, always feeling that these two guys were playing house
After packing up, Lu Xiaowan sorted out her clothes and pulled Wu Fangge over. She was about to speak, but she felt the light was dazzling, so she turned around and turned off the light. As a result, only the candlelight in the room was left to pull Wu Fangge over.
Asked, "You really don't regret it?"
Wu Fangge said: "No regrets"
Lu Xiaowan smiled and said, "You promised so simply, I'm happy even if it's a lie." As she said that, she asked Sister Zhou to sit on the chair next to the table, and then stood side by side with Wu Fangge and said, "Then let's go now."
Let's start?"
Wu Fangge said: "Start"
Lu Xiaowan knelt down with a thud and pulled Wu Fangge's sleeve. Wu Fangge was stunned at first, but immediately understood, and then knelt down. Sister Zhou said in a complaining tone: "Your drunkenness is going to be crazy."
How far have you played?”
Lu Xiaowan smiled and said, "What a drunkard, this is called a church!"
Although it was a church, there was neither a minister nor an emcee. Lu Xiaowan shouted loudly, "Just pay homage to heaven and earth!" As he said, he knocked down his head with a bang, and all the sounds made
Sister Zhou's heart also beats
Wu Fangge saw Lu Xiaowan kowtow seriously and did not dare to fall behind, so he followed him
Lu Xiaowan shouted again: "Second worship of the high hall." As a result, the two high halls were not there. Lu Xiaowan kowtowed to Sister Zhou, and Wu Fangge also followed the kowtow to Sister Zhou and waved his hands repeatedly and said: "You can't use it."
No…” It’s useless to say it, but I still can’t stop these two people
"Martial pleasing each other" Lu Xiaowan shouted this sentence, her voice trembled slightly. When Wu Fangge looked at her, she saw her eyes showing her eyes, and she was moving with great beauty. She was also quite moved, so she knocked her head.
It was not as fast as the first two, but they bowed each other at the same time, and then slowly kowtowed. When he raised his head, Lu Xiaowan shouted affectionately: "Send it to... um..."
Before the two words were called out, Sister Zhou covered her mouth and smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I think I've made enough trouble, so that's all."