It was the weekend that Wu Fangge officially moved into the cottage. Deputy Director Yu brought a bottle of red wine and came to him. He said that he was tired of eating the food in the cafeteria and wanted to eat fish. Wu Fangge repaired the fishing rod and got a row of poles. He actually caught two or three. However, Deputy Director Yu still thought it was too little, so he urged Wu Fangge to go down the net, but he caught a basin of all sizes, and two bullfrogs that had not yet hibernated.
Wu Fangge was tidying up, but Deputy Director Yu thought the fishing was too easy, so he took a recliner and fished with a fishing rod by the pond, crossing his legs and humming a small song. He also said to Wu Fangge from time to time: "Fengge, you are a life of a god, why don't we change seats?"
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Yu Chu, don't tease me, I can't do that person."
Deputy Director Yu also smiled and said, "You, I think you are an official, with a flexible mind, able to do things, employ people, and be good at dealing with people. You must develop well after you go back."
Wu Fangge also enjoyed it very much after listening to it: it seems that his efforts have not been in vain. He must have hope of doing something in his life, but he didn't want to say too much on this issue, so he deliberately changed the topic and said: "Yu Chu, we can't finish eating so many fish, otherwise we will invite a few more people."
When Yu Chu heard this, his eyes lit up and said, "Okay, see if Nurse Zhou is on duty, call her here if she is not on duty."
When Wu Fangge heard this, he smiled and said, "Yu Chu, I think you like Nurse Zhou the most. Whenever you have something to do, you will think of her first."
Deputy Director Yu cursed: "Stop talking nonsense, I haven't finished talking yet, you can call Zhou Hai and Lao Jia." Although he was scolding, he had a smile on his face.
Wu Fangge just said something a little regretful, and felt that he had said it a little too much, but when he saw Deputy Director Yu's performance, he felt relieved - if a leader is willing to talk to you about issues such as sensuality, sex, and horses, then your relationship will be extraordinary.
Thanks to Deputy Director Yu's phone call, Wu Fangge didn't have to run errands anymore. After calling a few phone calls, Zhou Hai and others arrived as promised. They brought some side dishes and snacks to each other and smiled like the owner. They deliberately said in their hometown dialect: "Come on, come, what else do you have to bring?" As he said that, he grabbed Sister Zhou's hand and refused to put it down until Sister Zhou stepped on his feet.
There was a small pot of fish, enough for them to eat, so Wu Fangge divided the fish into three portions according to the fat and skinny side, one braised, one roasted soup, and the last portion of fat, used for barbecue.
Wu Fangge's military rank is the lowest and he is the master, so he naturally has to work. Sister Zhou couldn't stand it and came to help Zhou Hai, an excellent scout, was also very good at making food, but he was thick-handed, and Lao Jia just didn't talk about civil engineering matters. He was just a saw-mouth gourd, and he couldn't make any noise. Deputy Director Yu wanted to find someone to chat with Zhou Hai, so he met Zhou Hai earlier, so he dragged Zhou Hai to chat, and the cooking thing fell on Wu Fangge and Sister Zhou.
While working, the two of them chatted about family funerals in a whispering voice. This is the advantage of Wu Fangge. They can chat with anyone. They were having a lot of fun when they suddenly heard Deputy Director Yu shouting by the fish pond: "I've been hooked and taken! Come and help."
Wu Fangge looked sideways. Deputy Director Yu was pulling the pole upwards. Old Jia just smiled foolishly, but he didn't know how to go forward to help. Zhou Hai was not there. He looked around and found that he was coming back from the way to the toilet. At that time, Sister Zhou shouted excitedly, put down the half-dipped fish in his hand, and almost jumped over to help. At this moment, Deputy Director Yu tried hard, and the fishing rod came out of water. An object hung on the hook and twisted and struggled. It was thrown over.
Come, I was throwing it in front of everyone Zhou, and I was staying on the front line. I reached out and grabbed it. When I got it, I felt so smooth and greasy, and my body was slender. When I looked closely, I saw that it was a water snake that delayed hibernation! I screamed again, and I was so scared that I let go of my hand. The person fell backwards. At this time, Wu Fangge was rushing over and hugging her. However, I didn't expect that Sister Zhou would retreat so strongly and didn't stand firmly. The two of them fell into a ball.
After Sister Zhou fell, she was afraid that the water snake would crawl over, so she kept kicking her feet and struggled to get up. She hid behind Wu Fangge's back and Deputy Director Yu thought it was an eel. Later, she found it was a snake. She was also scared and threw the fishing rod. The water snake's mouth was hooked by the fish hook, and the pain was unbearable. She rolled and struggled on the ground. Fortunately, Zhou Hai arrived in time, caught the water snake's seven inches with one hand, held the fishing rod with the other, and said to everyone with a smile: "You have been on the front line, this snake is not poisonous."
Sister Zhou hid behind Wu Fangge, and her hands were trembling with fear. She waved her hands and said, "Don't take them! Don't take them!"
Wu Fangge said: "Brother Zhou, there is not much meat after releasing it."
Zhou Hai saw that it was the same, and the chung was not much longer than the chopsticks, so he helped the water snake pick the hook and threw it back to the pond. The water snake had a way to survive, swam to the other side with its head tilted, and then disappeared into the grass.
Sister Zhou angrily said to Wu Fangge: "What are you doing if you put it away? What if it crawls back?"
Wu Fangge said: "It is more scary than us, and this is its home."
"You are kind-hearted!" Sister Zhou said again, her legs became weak and she was about to fall down. Wu Fangge hugged her with one hand. Deputy Director Yu quickly moved the recliner and said, "Sit for a while, do it for a while."
Sister Zhou glared at him and said, "You are the worst, Ignore you."
Deputy Director Yu swears: "I really don't know it's a snake, I thought it was an eel."
Zhou Hai smiled and said, "It's the eel, it's too thin."
Wu Fangge helped Sister Zhou sit down, and suddenly remembered that it was so terrifying. Why didn't Lao Jia sound at all? When he looked back, he found that Lao Jia was holding a willow tree and looking at the opposite side of the fish pond. Wu Fangge was about to walk over and ask, but as soon as he moved his body, he was pulled by Sister Zhou and said, "You, don't leave."
Wu Fangge had to say, "I won't leave... Feel Lao Jia, what are you looking at?"
"?" Lao Jia turned around and walked over slowly and said slowly: "I'm thinking... The water snake's mouth was injured. How can I live in the future..." It turned out to be a bad person
Deputy Director Yu cursed: "This old Jia, our sister Zhou is so scared. You still feel sorry for the little snake. You really have no distinction between the enemy."
Sister Zhou gave Deputy Director Yu a blank look and said, "Go and go, you are not a good thing either."
Because I wanted to grill fish, the restaurant moved to the open space in front of the door and raised a bonfire. There was no shortage of fuel. I repaired the old house some time ago and found a lot of rotten wood, not to mention dismantling the entire wooden bed. The sun was shining brightly these days and it was already dry. It happened to be used to burn Zhou Hai, took out his skills as a scout, cut down branches and built a grill, and hung two pots with iron wire, namely roasted fish and fish soup, and several grilled sticks, with fish stuck on the side. The fragrance of fresh fish mixed with the moist air beside the fish pond, refreshing the heart
Sister Zhou was afraid that the water snake would return, so she forced the deputy director to sit on the bench facing the fish pond, next to Lao Jia, and Sister Zhou herself made everyone fully reflect her respect for women, and sat in the seat openly. Wu Fangge on the left and Zhou Hai on the right, supporting Deputy Director Yu and quipped: "You really look like a queen."
When Wu Fangge heard this, he couldn't help laughing. It turned out that many people didn't know about S-M. Wu Fangge had memories of rebirth, so he knew that although Sister Zhou was known as a good person, she was very strong at work. So when Deputy Director Yu said, "You really look like the queen." Wu Fangge's mind immediately showed that Sister Zhou had red high heels, black stockings, black leather outfit, police hat, and leather whip, and laughed.
Of course, the others didn't know that Wu Fangge's mind was actually like this, but they also thought it was quite fun, so they laughed at her, but they tried hard to scold Deputy Director Yu: "Why are you laughing? You didn't make it?"
Deputy Director Yu immediately said with a hard face: "It's just because of our previous relationship, you can't talk about me so ruthlessly."
Sister Zhou said: "What kind of love do you think? Don't talk nonsense. Besides, just because you scare me today, we will be ruthless."
Deputy Director Yu and Sister Zhou usually make these "meat" jokes, but they are just talking. Others have become accustomed to them, not for their surprise. Deputy Director Yu sighed and said, "Oh... I also said that when I went back to visit my house this year, I would divorce. It seems that there is no need for a new generation to replace the old ones." As he said that, his eyes were sweeping around Wu Fangge and Zhou Hai.
Although Zhou Hai is accused of guilt, he is an officer after all, and he is brave, so he fights back and says, "Don't talk nonsense. I can no longer bear any mistakes now. If there is, I will drag you even if I die."
Deputy Director Yu smiled and said, "No, if you don't say anything, I can't stand your fists when I come over, maybe the song among us can only play a song for a while."
Wu Fangge smiled and said, "Don't harm me, I can't stand it either."
Sister Zhou stretched out her hands and said, "Old Yu, don't provoke the masses to fight against the masses."
"Okay, okay" Deputy Director Yu looked like he surrendered, but immediately changed his face and said, "Let's talk about seriousness. Actually, Fangge and Haizi are both top-notch young men. Sister Zhou, tell me honestly, if you are not married now, which one of these two people would you choose?"
"Yeah~~" Sister Zhou looked around and said, "I want both of them."
Deputy Director Yu said: "No, you can only need one."
Sister Zhou said dissatisfiedly: "Why? Men can have three wives and four concubines, but women can't do it."
This was a speechless old Jia suddenly interrupted: "Men are not good now, bigamy."
Everyone laughed immediately. Before Lao Jia understood what was going on, he added: "That's right, it's bigamy... I read the magazine... There was an old professor... I didn't drink milk for his paralyzed wife..." Before he finished speaking, he was blocked by everyone's laughter.
At this time, the moon is bright above the fish pond