There is no shortage of strange people and strange things in this world, and of course there is no shortage of strange women. It's just that you can blackmail others with words like "babies in your belly". That's really the weirdest thing among strange women.
When encountering such a weird thing, most people have no way to deal with it. Although Jeff is no longer a pure person in terms of his current strength, he is still not out of the human category in essence, so the result is very simple.
The very handsome Tu, who could defeat the ice demon, was completely defeated by the weird young lady.
"This, I want to eat, and this, I want to eat too, wrap them up for me," the eldest lady said to the store owner while nibbling the food in her hand.
The store owner happily replied: "Sir, please wait a moment and I will wrap it up for you right away. By the way, our store also has several new products that have just been launched. Would you like to try some?"
"Have some of everything, no, have ten pounds of everything."
Jeff's expression was quite bad. To be honest, these things were actually not very valuable, but the problem was that the money was spent too much. If it was for his relatives and friends, he would not complain no matter how much he spent, because he was willing to do so.
But the weird thing in front of him is really too weird. If she hadn't ruined the reputation of Aitu, Jeff would have run away long ago. Why would he need to stay with this fat woman all the time?
Seeing that Jeff's expression was not good, the eldest lady turned around and asked with a smile: "Why, do you feel particularly aggrieved? Are you not happy at all?"
"Um"
Jeff replied reflexively, but as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something bad. Seeing that the eldest lady was about to show off her power again and talk about children, Jeff changed his expression and said flatteringly: "Of course not.
I'm happy, but of course I'm aggrieved. If you like it, miss, you should buy more. Why can't you just buy this little? The store listened to me and packed up all the items the miss ordered for me, so hurry up!
"
Seeing the eldest lady nodding with satisfaction, Jeff knew that he had finally passed the test. It is said that being with the emperor is like accompanying a tiger, but in Jeff's opinion, the one who is more terrifying should be the tigress, so he cursed secretly in his mind.
After saying a few words, pretending to pay the bill happily, he stuffed all the food into the space ring. As expected, no matter where they go, women can't change their habit of shopping.
"Her father is a high-level executive of the mercenary union. He seems to be the vice president or something."
These are the original words I heard from Scar Frosa. If it weren't for these words, Jeff wouldn't have performed so well. Now that the plan to provoke the mercenary union and the Shushan Immortal Sect has failed, then the newly discovered breakthrough
You have to grasp it carefully. A man can bend and stretch. As long as he endures the hardships, the Beast Fighting Guild will be better than the Mercenary Guild in the future. He will naturally be able to taste the sweets.
"Actually, can you really make her belly bigger? Wouldn't it be better for you to lead the way and let the Fighting Beast Guild and the Mercenary Guild cooperate sincerely?"
This is another sentence from Scar Frosa. At that time, Jeff almost vomited blood. Would he betray his son-in-law to others like this? It would be fine if he betrayed him to a beautiful woman, but to betray him to such a fat woman and a female gangster,
Jeff only felt that he might as well be dead. It was okay to sell his sex by himself, but he absolutely couldn't sell it to her.
"Wow, what beautiful clothes!" The eldest lady rushed into the clothing store.
Jeff shook his head helplessly and followed in. After taking a look at the clothes, they were really good. If he wanted to get anything from Paris Fashion Week to Milan Fashion Week, he would definitely have to blind the audience. Besides, in addition to women's clothing, the clothes here were...
There are also many men's clothes that are more popular in hell. In comparison, the clothing styles of hell are more varied. For the better
In order to get rid of the smell of the Western Continent from his body, Jeff decided to prepare more costumes from hell. Although he didn’t know when he would be able to go out yet, since he was shopping, he naturally had to bring some back to his woman. He recalled a few charming girls.
After finding out his wife's height and figure, Jeff picked out a dozen or twenty of the most gorgeous clothes for each of them.
I have to admit that Jeff's taste is pretty good. Even the shop owner couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. The eldest lady also glanced at Jeff from time to time to pay attention to what kind of clothes he chose. Seeing that Jeff wanted to put everything into the best possible condition.
After watching the clothes being picked out, the eldest lady jumped out and grabbed a few clothes that Jeff liked, which made Jeff amused. After all, she was such a fat woman, and the slender trouser legs or skirt waist probably couldn't accommodate such clothes.
A woman's "fat" thighs and waist are gone. I really don't know what she thinks.
Probably feeling the doubts in the minds of Jeff and the store owner, the eldest lady couldn't help but muttered: "What's wrong, what's wrong, men can buy women's clothes, why can't I buy them?"
The shopkeeper replied desperately: "This lady, um, when she saw that this gentleman was so handsome, he must be a popular man among women. I can understand why I bought those clothes. But with your figure, miss, such clothes
I'm afraid I really can't wear them. Although we in business hope to sell more things and make more money, we can't do anything just to make money. Miss, you can go to the back. The clothes over there are more suitable for Miss. How about I
Take you to have a look?"
The eldest lady really couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the shop owner, so she followed the shop owner and took a look. However, she only took one look at the eldest lady and rushed back in dejection.
Jeff almost thought he had seen it wrong, because he actually saw the fat woman blushing. He took a few steps back and took a glance. He immediately understood what was going on. It turned out that the shop owner took the eldest lady to see her.
This is the maternity wear section. No wonder the eldest lady is blushing. However, Jeff is even more confused. He can yell about the baby in his belly while he blushes when he sees maternity clothes. It is indeed the most difficult thing to do.
Women are the ones who understand
After leaving the clothing store, Jeff helped the eldest lady carry the packaged clothes and asked: "By the way, who are you buying these clothes for? Do you have any other sisters?"
The eldest lady turned around and gave him a fierce look: "You can't buy it without sisters!"
"Well, no, it's not a big deal if your figure is really not suitable for these clothes. It doesn't matter if you wear maternity clothes or something, as long as they fit you, not to mention these clothes are quite expensive. I really don't understand how you do it.
Don’t kill me, you don’t yell about the baby in your belly all day long, why are you still afraid of wearing maternity clothes?” Jeff couldn’t help complaining.
The eldest lady cursed in her heart: "Fuck you, Xiutu, you don't know anything at all! How do you know that I can't wear those clothes? If it weren't for..."
Of course, these words cannot be said openly, but it is hard not to answer Jeff's question: "Humph, I can make my own clothes, why do I need to wear maternity clothes? These clothes are for sister Paulina,
With her salary, she definitely can't afford such clothes. As a sister, why don't you give her some gifts?"
He knew in his heart that he must not offend this woman too much at the moment, so he could get some verbal benefits and give it up as soon as it was good. However, Jeff refused to believe the eldest lady's lies. Since many strong men can take the form of other animals,
So changing your body shape must not be a big problem. Just like Jeff can change his appearance and frame, maybe this young lady also has a secret method to change her body shape.
Thinking of this, Jeff couldn't help but look at the eldest lady a few more times, but coincidentally he met the eldest lady's unconfident eyes. Although the eldest lady immediately looked away, the blush on her face still betrayed him.
Owner
"When a woman blushes, she just misses her husband. Oops, is this fat woman really interested in me?" Jeff was also worried.
However, after returning to the mercenary union branch hall, the eldest lady still gave Polina a few sets of clothes, which made the little girl very happy. Jeff saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart. The eldest lady bought it in the store.
There are no less than ten sets. As for the remaining sets, how many have arrived?
Where did he go? This is worth studying. Although he only spent a short time with the daughter of the vice president of the Fighting Beast Union for most of the day, Jeff was already sure that there must be something wrong with this woman.
A seamed egg. Since the egg has seams, there are opportunities to take advantage of it.
"Okay, I decided not to leave for the time being and find a way to tell Sulamiti what happened. Then we will start with this fat woman." Jeff secretly sent a message to Scar Frosa.
While enjoying Master Into's back-and-shoulder massage, Scarfrossa responded: "You, um, are you really going to betray your looks?"
Jeff resisted his desire to vomit and replied: "Fuck you, uncle, you are too good at joking. I'm not judging people by their appearance. I really don't dare to sleep with such a woman. To be honest, there is definitely something wrong with this woman. From her perspective
If you start here, you should still have a good chance of getting married or something. I think you can use this as a token
How about accepting the young master as his disciple and then ordering him to chase that fat girl? Since he wants to become your disciple so much, he will definitely listen to you. He can go through mountains of swords and seas of fire, not to mention that this fat girl can transform the enemy.
It's best to become friends. Even if we can't turn into friends, at least we can still do some kidnapping and extortion."
Scar Frosa said without changing his expression: "We should consider it. It's better to sacrifice him than to sacrifice your appearance. I can't do this kind of intrigue and evil."
Jeff said happily: "Don't worry, this is not an evil thing, just leave it to me. Speaking of which, he has to thank me for finding him a master and a wife. It's such a double happiness. I hope he gets it."