Chapter 108: The Little Eunuch is Invincible with a Sharpshooter
The army was defeated for a while, and the young eunuch ordered a head count. Fortunately, only 5,000 men and horses were lost. The young eunuch was a money man, and he managed to accumulate this small amount of troops, but half a million were consumed for no reason. He felt uneasy.
Sitting in the big tent drinking, Hu San and his people went to collect military supplies, Wang Xiaowu took care of the logistics, and Liu Jianxun was defeated and was too embarrassed to see anyone. He didn't know where he was hiding. The little eunuch was alone and bored, and suddenly a soldier came to report:
"Commander, madam is here!"
Huang Qiuchan was always concerned about her husband's counterinsurgency work, but at the same time she was afraid of affecting his energy, so she never dared to get too close. She had been following the team not far behind. Today, she was shocked to hear that her husband had suffered a defeat, and hurried to the front of the army.
Huang Qiuchan, the comforting eunuch, went down to the cupboard and cooked a few side dishes. The young couple set up a small table facing each other on the big camp bed. Qiuchan filled a cup for Xiao Pan and poured a cup for herself. She smiled and said
:
"Husband, it's just a small defeat, why do you need to be so serious?"
The little eunuch picked up his cup, sat up and leaned over to feed it to his wife. He smiled back and said, "I've traveled to all corners of the world, but my wife is the best! Now that you're here, I don't have any worries anymore."
"No shame, the grand marshal is so affectionate!" Qiu Chan said with a smile.
"The weighing rod cannot be separated from the weighing weight, and the husband cannot be separated from his wife," the little eunuch said warmly, "I understand, it is impossible for a man to live among men without a woman. I am the generalissimo. In the eyes of my wife,
I'm still a silly boy, don't you think?"
"You forgot to say something" Huang Qiuchan deliberately betrayed her
"What did I forget to say?" The little eunuch held up the wine glass and froze in mid-air.
"You are a little eunuch in front of the Imperial Concubine!" After Huang Qiuchan said this, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"I told you to ridicule me!" The little eunuch turned over, crawled to Huang Qiuchan, pushed her down, and said mouth to mouth, "You ridiculed me too! Don't you know that I am a fake eunuch?"
Huang Qiuchan struggled and said: "If you were a real eunuch, the devil would want you!"
The young eunuch wanted to be gentle with his wife, but Huang Qiuchan refused and scolded:
"You are crazy. Now the two armies are facing each other and the battle is in full swing. If you lose your vitality, how will you fight against the enemy? When this battle is over, you can do whatever you want."
The little eunuch Kenyi pushed the small table aside and said:
"It's just a wise man. What's the big deal? I'll take his life tomorrow before the battle, so as not to delay the two of us from getting down to business."
Huang Qiuchan refused at first, but in the end she couldn't resist, so she had no choice but to let the couple undress and take off their clothes, and it was a romantic affair (two hundred and twenty words are deleted below)
After finishing the work, they got dressed, and the young couple started drinking and chatting again.
Huang Qiuchan told him: "Husband, that Damanzi is very strong and his kung fu is very good. If you arrive in front of the formation tomorrow, you must be even more careful."
The little eunuch said disdainfully: "Madam, don't be afraid. My little eunuch has gone through hundreds of battles and killed countless people. How can a stupid pig do anything to me?"
"When we go to battle tomorrow, I will beat the drum to support my husband!" Huang Qiuchan said
When the little eunuch saw this, his courage suddenly increased, and he raised his eyebrows and said: "What a Liang Hongyu Jinshan beats the drum! There is a lady beating the drum for me, I swear to kill the barbarian under the horse and avenge the blood of my dead soldiers."
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The two of them didn't dare to waste time too long, so they asked the soldiers to come in and pack the utensils, and then went to bed early.
On that day, Marshal Pan ordered the generals to be promoted. Except for Yang Guangya and Xu Huanzhang, two generals were guarding Qilin Pass. Two generals were killed and one was seriously injured. The remaining generals were Liu Jianxun, Zhu Kaihong, Zhu Linzong, Xiao Tianlei, and He Laowu. They were late in Tang Dynasty.
, among which Liu Jianxun still recorded injuries.
The little eunuch said: "I will take the lead in the battle today. If I win, you will follow my orders."
All the generals came out to stop him and said, "No, the commander-in-chief is the leader of our army, how can he attack easily?"
Zhu Linzong fell to the ground and sobbed loudly: "Master, it's all because the apprentice is not good at learning and can't kill the thief Dalingwen with his own hands, which is why the master followed and suffered. Master, please give the disciple another chance. If you can't kill Da Lingwen today,
That guy Lingwen, I swear I will raise my head to see the master."
The little eunuch left his seat, gently helped Zhu Linzong up, and said: "A ruler is short, an inch is long. No matter how powerful a person is, it is difficult for him to have the power to cover the sky. Without the support of many generals, I can only fight with one hand."
How can we accomplish great things? Lin Zong is up. You will rest for a few days. Didn’t you mean that the monk was beaten and the whole temple was humiliated, and the apprentice was humiliated? Master came out! In front of the battle today, I saw that my master avenged you and also killed two generals for me.
hatred!"
When the generals saw that Marshal Pan had made up his mind, they would no longer resist.
Liu Jianxun said: "Commander, if you can't defeat Dalingwen, you should withdraw as soon as possible and don't let him hurt you, otherwise our army will be completely defeated and the consequences will be disastrous."
The little eunuch smiled and said: "Brother, don't worry."
Pan Youan drove his troops to the city, and Prince Fu marched out to meet Emperor Tianle and laughed loudly:
"Little eunuch, I won a great victory in the battle yesterday. You abandoned your armor and suffered numerous casualties. I thought it would take three months to rectify the situation. Unexpectedly, you recovered quickly. I guess you have the guts to make a comeback today.
Could it be that you came here to die?"
The little eunuch laughed wildly three times and said: "You are the one who is seeking death, not me. You are a prince, blessed with territory, countless mules and horses, and hordes of wives and concubines. You spend your days in mountains of meat and wine, intoxicated with dreams of life and death. You can't live a good life."
You want to find the Lord of Hell in the middle of the night, why are you not seeking death?"
Prince Fu raised his voice and roared angrily, saying: "The sparrows know the ambitions of the swans, but you, a eunuch, will certainly not have lofty ambitions. It is useless to talk too much. If I don't bother you, I will send your shrimp soldiers and generals."
Come out and let me, General Da, kill them all. Then get off your horse and kneel down to talk to me. If you listen to me honestly, maybe I will give you an imperial envoy."
"Bah! Who wants to hang out with the rebels? Whoever kneels is talking to you! In my eyes, your Dalingwen is not as good as a piece of shit, a capricious villain! No need to send generals, it's me, you
Ask your beloved general, do you dare to meet me?" the little eunuch said disapprovingly.
"What, what, did I hear that right?" Emperor Tianle said with a smile, "You go on the field, how can a person with no body be able to fight for his life?"
The little eunuch was furious and shouted: "Come out if you are not afraid of death!"
Prince Fu waved his hand, and Dalingwen was about to shout "Get the order" when suddenly a general rushed out. This man's name was Shan Tianliang. He was also a brave general under Prince Fu. He was good at using both guns and was very skilled in martial arts. He was overjoyed when he heard that the eunuch was going to fight in person.
, thinking that the opportunity to honor the ancestors and show off his name has come, how can he let the fat man named Da take the lead again? To take a step back, a normal person can deal with a small thing with one hand even if he covers his crotch with one hand.
He was a lottery man, not to mention that he was still dancing with his spears? But when he saw Shan Tianming before the horse formation, he shouted: "The dog eunuch is here to die!"
Before he finished speaking, the young eunuch arrived quickly. Before Shan Tianliang could say the word "death", a gunshot hit his face and the tip of the gun entered from his mouth. Shan Tianliang turned over and fell from his horse, and a big mouthful of gunshot came out from his throat.
The blood-spraying little eunuch inserted the tip of the spear into the soil, poked it a few times, and then he raised his head and asked again:
"Who wants to see the King of Hell next?"
The two armies actually made the same surprised "buzz" sound at the same time: This little eunuch, who seems to have thin skin and tender flesh, can actually have such kung fu. Could it be that he is a god descending to earth?
Huang Qiuchan stood behind the war drum, beating with both hands. The drum had not sounded yet. The war over there was over. Although Huang Qiuchan understood her husband's ability, anything could happen on the battlefield. She would be lying if she said she was not worried.
Ready to beat the drum again to cheer for her husband
Dalingwen was about to leave when another general rushed out, it was General Mo Wencheng. Mo Wencheng looked at it very carefully. It was not Shan Tianliang who was not good at martial arts, but the little eunuch who had taken advantage of a loophole and hadn't set up his stance yet.
Well, he took action to hurt people. This is called Mo Wencheng, who has martial arts but no martial arts skills. He also used two spears. He and Shan Tianliang learned from the same teacher, but his kung fu is slightly better than Shan Tianliang's.
Mo Wencheng was mentally prepared this time. He did not dare to attack rashly. When he was five feet away from the little eunuch, he reined in the horse's head and wanted the little eunuch to take the initiative to attack. He took advantage of the flaw and whipped out his two spears to kill him in one fell swoop.
The little eunuch’s fate
The little eunuch has experienced many battles. What kind of tricks have he never seen before? How can he let Mo Wencheng take advantage? The little eunuch knows that anyone who uses double guns has quick eyesight and quick hands. He blocks one shot and another one comes, and gives up immediately.
You are in such a hurry that Gu Dong can't pay attention to the little eunuch Xi. The little eunuch suddenly had an idea and rushed back. Mo Wencheng didn't know what the plan was and thought that the little eunuch was going to return to the battle and sent another general to replace him. Of course he refused to give him this opportunity, so he chased after him.
, the little eunuch slapped the horse's head fiercely, and the old horse understood and stopped the horse's hooves. Mo Wencheng did not expect this move. His horse had already passed by, exposing his back. The little eunuch stabbed him with a gun. Mo Wencheng screamed and fell down.
Under the horse
Huang Qiuchan's drum has just sounded
In the Eight Kings team, two more generals came out to fight in a double battle. The little eunuch was not in a hurry, blocking from the left and attacking from the right. Before the tenth came, the two horses fell.
Huang Qiucicada's drum beat only twice
The rest of the generals refused to comply and shouted to go out, but King Fu refused. Knowing that if he went, he would die in vain, so he issued a death order saying: "Anyone who goes out to fight without permission will be killed without mercy!"
Dalingwen asked for battle and said: "Your Majesty, it's time for the last general to go to war."
Emperor Tianle said: "General Da, you have also seen that the little eunuch is not a trivial matter that ordinary people can win. If you can, you can do it. If you can't, you might as well retreat. After you return to the city, you can think of a good strategy to retreat the enemy."
Dalingwen didn't listen and shouted: "Your Majesty, why did you say this? You are promoting other people's prestige and destroying your own people's ambition. Why should the young eunuch be afraid? If you can't take the head off the young eunuch's neck within a certain period of time, just
Bring my head to see His Majesty!"
King Fu said: "General, calm down. It's not that I underestimated the general's ability. It's just that you are my right-hand man and the pillar of the country. If you fail, who will I rely on? The little eunuch is so brave that he killed four of my generals in a row. I
I wish I could eat its flesh alive and peel its skin alive to relieve the hatred in the hearts of the people. When the general goes to war, he must be careful to do good."
Dalingwen couldn't help but shed tears after hearing His Majesty's words, and sighed:
"Your Majesty treats me with kindness and kindness, and Da should repay me with death!"
The little eunuch didn't see any movement in King Fu's team for a while, so he said jokingly: "You're too timid to fight. If not, come back tomorrow and let that fat guy like you live one more day."
Dalingwen was furious, swung his mace, smashed his teeth in his mouth, and roared out