Chapter Eleven: The Queen's Love for the Little Eunuch
The servant girl in the Queen Mother's Palace gave birth to a fat little prince. The good news spread, and it immediately shocked the court and the public. Fireworks and fireworks were fired, lanterns were decorated, and His Majesty the Emperor showed his mercy. To celebrate, the whole country had a three-day holiday.
This incident aroused the suspicion of one person. This person was none other than his Majesty's current empress, Queen Wang Shimei. All her parents and ancestors were officials in the court, and the oldest one was the first and assistant minister when she first entered the palace.
Everyone knows that the young emperor has a lot of water in his head, but his father is willing to marry his daughter to such a bastard, which has brought glory to their family, but it is her who suffers the most from spending all day with this fool.
The same goes for her early days. When she married a chicken, she followed the chicken. When she married a dog, she followed the dog. When she married a monkey, she walked up a tree! She was two years older than the emperor. When the emperor was sixteen and she first entered the palace in her eighteenth year, although she didn't know much about the affairs between men and women.
Clearly, but with basic common sense, I still understand that she is the empress of the palace, and the emperor naturally often stays in her palace. However, the emperor is like Liu Xiahui, who never gets too close to her and falls asleep every time he comes.
His own daughter-in-law regarded her as a passer-by, and hurriedly pulled away her hands and feet as if they were scalded by the slightest collision. Wang Shimei was worried and did not dare to express it to others, so she called her mother-in-law into the palace and asked her for advice. After hearing this, her sister-in-law burst into laughter.
, said: "The emperor turns out to be a stupid bird!" The sister-in-law gave the advice to the sister-in-law, "If you do this, you will definitely gain something."
Queen Wang was so happy that she followed her sister-in-law's advice. When the emperor came back, she took off her clothes and lay naked on the bed eating beans by herself.
When the emperor was about to sleep, he suddenly heard that the queen was chewing something very delicious, and the fragrance filled his mouth and nose. He couldn't help but ask:
"What does my beloved concubine eat?"
"Doudou"
"Give me some"
"no"
"how?"
"Take off your clothes and lie on top of me, and I will feed you mouth to mouth."
"Is it so troublesome to eat a Doudou?"
The emperor was very dissatisfied and complained, not wanting to eat anything, but he couldn't resist the temptation of Xiangdou and ordered the eunuch to come over and help him take off his pajamas and underwear. He leaned over his wife naked and didn't feel anything else. He was completely focused on it.
While eating, he kept shouting for beans to eat
The empress opened her red lips lightly, put a bean on the tip of her tongue, and gave one into the emperor's mouth.
The emperor thought it was too little, so he chewed it and said he wanted more.
The empress gave the beans and reached down to touch the emperor's thing. She was surprised when she grasped it in her hand: the emperor's thing was as soft as a child's, and there was no sign of any attack.
He didn't want the emperor to be very angry when he saw his empress touching his penis, and said: "I only eat your beans and don't let you touch my calves."
In this way, every time the emperor "favored" her, he only talked about eating beans, and nothing else ever happened.
From then on, Queen Wang often cried secretly and lamented to herself: There are thousands of people in the harem, but this one man is still a mule!
Now the "mule" has actually produced a foal. He can hide it from others, so how can he hide it from the queen?
Once while eating beans, Wang Shimei asked the emperor, "Your Majesty, what did you do when you and that girl Chun'er were sleeping?"
"She also feeds me beans!" the emperor thought for a moment and said.
"anything else?"
"What else is there? There is nothing! I ate and then lay on her to sleep."
"Your Majesty's thing," Queen Wang lifted the emperor's thing and asked, "has it ever gotten into that girl's belly?"
"What are you going in for? Concubine Ai is such a fool. Look at what you are asking. This is something for peeing. Chun'er's belly is not a toilet. Why should I go into her belly?"
Wang Shimei concluded that the baby born to Chun'er must be a scoundrel. The queen mother said that she wanted to make him the crown prince! It seems that Jiangshan is going to change his surname. The stupid pig in front of him still wants to eat beans and his mother's milk! After the queen scolded her, she continued
Thinking: Who is this audacious traitor? Suddenly she remembered a person, a eunuch, the young prince named Pan Youan
Pan You'an came to her palace several times to harass her, but she didn't bother to deal with it. She thought to herself, what use could a man with missing parts be used for? Even though the emperor was useless, he still had something big and small, and the eunuch was dug into a hole.
Thinking about it makes me feel sick, and so does my mother. She lost her mind and chose a eunuch to be the prince. All the men in the world will die!
It shouldn't be a fake eunuch who sneaked into the palace. Who else could it be? Queen Wang secretly made up her mind to get to the bottom of this matter.