Chapter 110: Pan Youan Bravely Captures Ruan Shimei
King Fu sent someone to investigate and found that all the eunuch soldiers and horses had returned to Qilin Pass. There were no soldiers and horses stationed in other places. Emperor Tianle was overjoyed. He chose an auspicious day to open the city gate. The three armies fired cannons and set off. Deputy generals Wang An and Qiu Gui led five
After thousands of soldiers and horses were cut off, the female general Nguyen Thi Mui led 10,000 elite troops to open the way. The rest of the army followed Emperor Tianle in the middle. Hua Shixiong rode a tall horse and never left the emperor's side. Lao Hua had just been promoted to prime minister, and the emperor had to rely on him to make suggestions at all times.
Nguyen Thi Mui's trip to the mainland came to nothing. The old barbarian king of South Vietnam once asked her to find a good person from the Central Plains and bring him back to the country. However, when she looked around the royal camp, officers and soldiers, no one caught her eye.
One time, she was watching from a distance in front of the formation, and saw a tall and short eunuch named Little Eunuch in the enemy army. He was just the right height, short, fat, and thin, and his martial arts skills were outstanding. The fat man named Da was no match for them. It was a pity that he was a
It seems that people say that the Great Central Plains is a land of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and there is no shortage of handsome young heroes. It seems that hearing is not as good as seeing. It seems that they are all false rumors. Also, the Eight Great Countries
Wang Jun is a fool. Everyone has the intention to usurp the throne, but no one has the appearance of an emperor. Helping these people to conquer the world will undoubtedly be like fetching water from a bamboo basket and fishing for the moon in the water. Nguyen Thi Mui really regrets this trip.
The prince is incompetent but arrogant. As the leader of a country, he does not know how to use troops. He just follows the same advice. How can such a useless person achieve great things? She has thought about it. She will lead the troops back this time and send Prince Fu to a safe place. She immediately
Resign from all positions, don’t give up any gold or silver, and only take her few female personal soldiers back to the country. After returning, no matter whether they are ugly, handsome, fat, thin, fair-skinned, whether they have martial arts, or how good they are in literature, they will marry into random families for the rest of their lives.
That's all, and vowed never to care about the affairs of the great powers in the Central Plains again.
As the team was marching, they were about to turn a mountain ridge, when suddenly a group of men and horses appeared from the corner and blocked the way. The leader was a general with a gold helmet and silver armor, sitting on a snow-white war horse, with a diamond sword hanging from his waist, and a bright silver gun in his hand.
, handsome and majestic, not the Marquis of Lu Wen, Yasai Changshan Zhao Zilong
Nguyen Thi Mui was dumbfounded and shocked that the man in front of him was a man from heaven descending from the earth. What a talented person! Where can he find it in the small country of South Vietnam? Nguyen Thi Mui was in a trance and suddenly realized that this king had killed five generals under Emperor Tian Le the day before.
His true identity was Nguyen Thi Mui, a lottery man. He was furious, brandished his gun and shouted:
"Whoever is coming, please tell me your name. Your Highness, the princess, has never died of nameless ghosts!"
The young eunuch laughed, and when he saw a pretty woman, his tone was as if he accidentally knew who he was meeting in front of him. For the sake of politeness, there was no harm in saying her name first, so she said:
"A certain person is the imperial envoy, Pan You'an, the marching marshal who was ordered to defeat the rebels. He dared to ask his subordinates, who is the lady's last name and where are she from?"
Nguyen Thi Mui heard something was wrong! Although her South Vietnam was a small country, there were still a few eunuchs. Those eunuchs were all coquettish and spoke in coquettish voices. They looked like the one in front of her with a strong spirit and a majestic appearance.
Although there is no beard on the lips, they are still hairy, especially the bones of the vocal cords under the chin are huge. Unlike the castrated donkeys and horses in their court that are made of fake men, castrated men can also fight and kill? Ruan
Shimei was puzzled and said:
"I am Nguyen Thi Mui, Princess of Dai Viet Kingdom. Let me ask you again, are you a boy or a girl?"
The little eunuch smiled mischievously and asked, "That's a bad question, girl. Is there anyone who would ask someone like this? Since ancient times, men and women have been different. They dress differently. Their voices are thick and fine. It's clear at a glance whether they are a man or a woman. Is it possible that these
Can’t the girl see it?”
"I can tell, I'm afraid you are a fake!" Nguyen Thi Mui teased.
"What if I'm not a fake!" the little eunuch joked.
"If you were really a man, there would be no need to fight this war. Why don't you follow me to my kingdom of Dai Viet and be my consort? What do you think?" Nguyen Thi Mui said with a blushing face.
"Good is good," the little eunuch secretly rejoiced: It seemed that he had obtained a pretty daughter-in-law again, but he said, "Your small country in South Vietnam is just a small country. It is sparsely populated and there is no place to go or play."
, besides, most of them are barbarians who cannot understand the language. I have always been used to wandering and I like to wander around. If one day I go out for a wander, hit a horse and gallop, and accidentally cross the border, it may cause a dispute between the two countries. What can I do?
Can you go?"
"Every country, big or small, is governed by its subjects. Even if it is a small country, it is enough for you to gallop. Let's not talk about this for now. I just want to ask you, are you a real man or a fake man?" Nguyen Thi Mui asked anxiously.
"So what if you're a real man, and what if you're a fake man?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be a prostitute.
"I will show mercy to a real man, but if you are a fake man, you will be dead today!" Nguyen Thi Mui said with certainty, leaving no room for bargaining.
"This is difficult," the little eunuch frowned.
"What's so hard to say?" Nguyen Thi Mui asked in shock.
"If you don't believe me when I say I'm a man, what can I do? Why don't you and I go to a deserted place in the wilderness, I take off my pants and let you see it with your own eyes. It's natural for you to see whether it's a man or a woman, and I don't need to say anything more.
"The little eunuch chuckled.
Nguyen Thi Mui was furious and said: "What a smooth-tongued little eunuch! I, the princess, kindly advise you, but you are seeking your own death. Look at the gun!"
The little eunuch hurriedly confronted each other, and the two fought for dozens of rounds. The little eunuch secretly marveled: This female general's kung fu is indeed outstanding, but she just lacks a little strength. Otherwise, Pan Youan may not be her opponent. The little eunuch mainly prevents her from taking people.
When people are distracted by the rope, they don’t have enough energy, so the delay is longer.
Nguyen Thi Mui also secretly said that she was surprised. The white-faced scholar-like young general in front of her had magical marksmanship. Even if she was not from a famous family, she would have been taught by an expert. Ruan Thi Mui knew that if she continued to fight like this, she would definitely suffer a loss, so she had no intention of fighting, so she made a
If there is a flaw, get back on your horse and leave
The young eunuch refused and chased after her. The female general waved her hand, and a white light flashed in front of the young eunuch's eyes. He couldn't avoid it. He hurriedly retracted his body and said it was too late. But then, the white light fell and the young eunuch was already holstered with his gun.
together
When Ruan Thi Mui saw the big beetle caught in the net, she was so happy that she followed the same trick as when she caught Daling Wen. She still tied one end of the rope to the saddle bridge of the back horse, hit the horse and then drove away, trying to drag the little eunuch off the horse.
Come
The little eunuch huddled in a ball. His horse was following other people's horses. He couldn't help but advance or retreat. He was also bound by a rope. Even with great strength, he couldn't move. The rope was too tight. The little eunuch's right hand couldn't help but stretch down.
, his hand touched the boots, and he suddenly remembered the precious knife given to him by the emperor's brother. The little eunuch gently pulled out the dagger, and with one stroke upwards, the rope opened a few strands, and with another stroke, it opened a few more strands.
Ruan Thi Mui only focused on beating the horse and dragging the man, without looking back. Unexpectedly, the young eunuch had already taken off his shackles and handed the gun to his left hand. He clamped his legs in the stirrup. The old horse understood and caught up with the young eunuch Qingshu Yuanzhi in a few steps, blocking Ruan's waist.
Thi Mui hugged her tightly, and with another gentle lift, Ruan Thi Mui left the saddle.
When King Fu's troops saw that their general had been captured, they immediately turned into a bunch of headless flies and lost their minds. The young eunuch waved his hand, and two thousand elite soldiers came forward, killing the prince's soldiers until they were all pissed off. They were completely defeated.
The young eunuch sat in the large tent of the Chinese army and ordered Ruan Thi Mei to be escorted in. The young eunuch smiled and asked:
"If you are captured today, will you surrender or not?"
Ruan Thi Mui's hands were tied, but her head was raised high and she said angrily:
"If you are a real man, you will surrender; if you are a fake man, you will never obey me!"
The little eunuch was overjoyed, ordered the soldiers to retreat, and personally untied the female general. He picked up Jiaoqu with both hands, threw her on the big bed, and then untied her clothes.
Shimei was puzzled and asked in surprise: "What will happen to the general?"
The little eunuch still had that bohemian and cynical tone and said with a smile:
"Let you recognize the male and female!"
Nguyen Thi Mui was not allowed to obey at this time, and besides, she also liked this person, so she had to give in half-heartedly, and endured him being a bee-sucking flower, and hungry wolves feeding on her. It was her own fault, saying that he was neither male nor female, but seeing that this time it was true.
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The little eunuch got up, and Ruan Thi Mui was also dressed neatly. The two looked at each other and smiled, and Ruan Thi Mui said shyly:
"The general is so skilled that he kidnapped a slave and made him his wife?"
The little eunuch also said: "What are you talking about? I almost became your prey and your prisoner, otherwise my life and death would still be unknown in this battle!"
"This is God's will, and no one can violate it."
"Qiu, I don't believe in heaven and earth. I only believe in myself. If you lie down on the ground and pretend to be a bear, can God help you?"
Nguyen Thi Mui glanced at her husband secretly and said with a smile: "You are talking so vulgarly, are you still the commander in charge of the army?"
The little eunuch ordered people to enter the tent, ordered them to go down, and immediately set up a banquet to wash away the wife's shock.
After a while, the banquet was ready, and the two of them exchanged glasses and laughed happily.
Ruan Thi Mui said: "Tomorrow I will tie Prince Fu's servant up with a rope for you, so that I can give you a little gift to meet me."
The little eunuch said: "I don't need Madam to take action. I think King Fu is exhausted. Unless he is driven out and killed by all the generals, there won't be a few men left. Tomorrow Madam will go out with me to watch the show of rebellion against the King!"
"Lang Jun's martial arts skills are unparalleled, and he can predict things like a god. He is truly a heavenly man!" Ruan Thi Mui couldn't help but praise from the bottom of her heart.
"You also put on a high hat for me?" the little eunuch said with a smile, "I am not afraid of my wife's jokes. I was originally a little eunuch in the palace. It was just an accidental opportunity that saved my body. Otherwise, how could I be today?"
"Lang Junguo is an eunuch, so what?" Ruan Thi Mui hesitated to speak.
"The eunuch is a fake, but the man is a real man. As the lady said before, this is probably God's will! If I am not a fake eunuch, the royal family has changed its dynasty. How can it be the turn of the rebel kings to take action?"
Shimei wanted to ask for more details, but the young eunuch stopped and said, "The child has no mother. It's a long story to mention. I won't show off my ability to defeat six generals in five levels. After that, the lady said that I was bragging and we only just drank wine. Don't mention it."
Those old millet and rotten sesame seeds are nothing more than that.”