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Please think deeply that I don’t care about the few cents. We are all scholars. I just hope you respect the value of my labor!) When people in the palace got up early in the morning, they saw blood stains in the mouths of all the dogs.
Some of them have dried up, and some still have bloodshot eyes oozing out. The night before, they listened to a group of dogs barking wildly, and sent people out to check, but found nothing unusual. Is this really strange? A dog gnawed
There are also cases of bones breaking teeth or piercing lips. The problem is that all dogs have the same problem. Everyone is confused, but they can’t find the real cause. It’s too reluctant to say food poisoning. In the end, it can only be attributed to
It may be that the dog is suffering from internal heat and has an inflamed throat. Feeding more fire-clearing water may make things better.
These dogs are not ordinary dogs. They are all breeds of dogs that the new chanyu prince carefully selected from his own house before he became chanyu. One dog is worth the price of ten horses, and there is no guarantee of a dog.
Why haven't the owners changed yet? The dog feeders and dog training experts quietly concealed the matter and did not dare to report it to the prince. They were afraid that if the prince got angry, he would have to deal with it. This is a capital crime. Fortunately, the dogs can still
Eating will only slightly affect the spirit, lethargy, and the cry is not as loud as before, but there is no fear of life, this is for sure, and it will not delay the task of night patrol. In this regard, all and
No one who works with dogs suspects that someone from outside is doing it, because it is unimaginable. Who can deal with fifteen dogs and make them suffer from the same disease at the same time? Unless they are wizards or are good at bewitchment.
What kind of magic did people cast on dogs? However, people with this expertise seem to have only heard about it in ancient legends. In reality, no one seems to have witnessed it.
Zhang Facun said that most of his skills were self-taught. This is true. A child from a poor family was driven to the road of theft by hunger. Where can he go to learn from a teacher? At most, he can learn on the spot, learn while stealing, and steal.
Huang Ren also learned to steal in middle school. In order to make ends meet, he took refuge with the five Huang brothers against his will. However, he was sometimes disdainful of the Huang brothers' actions. This was why Huang Qiuchan took a fancy to him and recommended him to his children.
The main reason for being an eunuch. Ever since they attached themselves to the young eunuch, these two people couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up to Master Pan's conduct in life. Pan You'an was generous, informal, and repaying kindness as much as hatred. This is what ancient and modern chivalrous people admired. So they have long been
I secretly made up my mind to live with the little eunuch for the rest of my life, no matter if I went into the oil pan or out of the ice cave. This time, it was such a big man named Pan that he took the two of them as sworn brothers, a diner and a thief.
With a big heart, how many people have there been in the past and present?
After Huang and Zhang had tidied up, they decided to explore the palace again. Huang Ren noticed that he didn't see Zhang Facun packing any fish hooks or other household items all afternoon. He was puzzled. He wanted to say it several times but hesitated, fearing that people would say he was too much.
When I was about to set off, I couldn't help but blurt out:
"Second brother, did you forget something?"
Zhang Facun knew what he was asking, so he didn't say anything. He smiled and said: "Don't worry about this matter. You will understand by then."
The two of them searched according to the map, and the situation happened again. This time they re-selected the place to climb over the wall according to the direction indicated by the map. As soon as they climbed over the wall, they saw a group of dogs rushing towards them. Huang Ren pulled out his dagger and started to attack them.
Zhang Fa, the dog-killing dog, stood beside him and whispered to stop him:
"Brother, wait a minute!"
It's really fucking weird. Instead of barking and yelling when these two bastards saw them, they were as docile as if they had met their masters. They all bowed their heads, waggled their tails, and made a gentle gesture with their heads and hair.
Action, these fierce dogs all fell to the ground, not daring to move.
He also said that thieves are afraid of moon rats and light, and impotence is most afraid of slutty women. It seems that this statement is wrong. Huang Ren thought to himself that dogs were originally kept to guard homes and courtyards. Unexpectedly, it had the opposite effect. In the end, they became friends with thieves.
Pants
If the dog doesn't bark or howl, the patrol officer of the palace will just pretend that nothing happens, so he won't wander around blindly.
The annoying problem right now is that I don’t know where those two items are placed? How can I ask for directions? According to the division of labor, Zhang Facun stole the sword, and Huang Ren stole the medicine. These two items may be placed together, or they may be placed in two places. How to find out about them?
The exact location is the first thing they need to solve.
The two of them hid in a lighted window, took out the drawing and compared it carefully. Then they looked around and exchanged glances. They understood and quietly walked to the most gorgeous palace.
There were lights on inside as well. What was extraordinary was that the big room was not only brightly lit, but also very lively. I opened the window paper and looked inside. There were all naked women inside, but only one man. The game they played was water fighting.
, the only man who was about twenty-seven or seventy-eight years old, with a strong and plump figure, was sitting in a huge bathtub, surrounded by a dozen slender girls in a circle, and there were several **women beside the basin.
The fat man kept adjusting the water temperature and counted with his eyes closed, and the women began to spin in circles. No matter how many times he counted, once he stopped, the woman in front of him was the first prize. Her priority was to hug the man and give him a kiss.
Those who have done so three times can accompany the king on his journey
Zhang and Huang were both young and full of energy and blood, and they had no intention of watching. However, their legs and feet did not obey the orders. Besides, it was also because of work needs, so they had to bite the bullet and finish watching the play. They did not understand a word of the dialogue.
, I can only judge based on the scene. In the end, the woman who kissed the man three times happily entered the dormitory with the man. This good scene ended abruptly, leaving the woman behind her helpless. Who let
Are they unlucky? There are also sighs and complaints.
Zhang Facun patted Huang Ren on the back, then turned his head and pointed outward. Huang Ren understood, and the two began to separate.
Huang Ren followed the man and woman to the room. He repeated his old tune and did another voyeuristic activity to see how the Fanwang family behaved.
As soon as the man and woman entered the room, the man immediately pounced on the woman like a hungry tiger, and the woman said softly:
"Why is the prince so impatient? It's not the first time?"
Strange, this woman speaks Chinese, she is probably a Han woman
"I've been thinking about you for a long time, my beloved concubine! You don't know, I deliberately stopped talking in front of you." The prince naturally speaks Chinese.
"How can you see with your eyes closed?" the woman said from below.
"How can I close it completely and leave a crack?"
"Your Majesty is playing tricks!"
"Can you trick a beautiful woman into returning without playing tricks?"
The two of them were crawling around on the bed without covering anything. (Two hundred words are deleted below.) Huang Ren looked at the other person with an empty stomach and his mouth was filled with tears. He felt very uncomfortable. He tried not to let his mind wander, but he still felt uncomfortable in his lower abdomen.
He was trying to drum up something. Suddenly, a burst of fierce dog barking came from the courtyard at the right time. Huang Ren knew that this was Zhang Facun's masterpiece. He could not only stop the dog from barking, but also make the dog go hysterical and crazy.
"The dog is barking so fiercely, could there be a thief?" the woman asked the prince carefully in a low voice.
"Who dares to disturb Tai Sui after eating Tian Dan?" The prince had just finished his work and gasped.
"It's better to be careful when sailing a thousand-year-old ship. It's better to be careful. Have you put away all the important things? There are many people in the palace, so don't let anyone take the opportunity to take them captive." The dog barked louder and louder, and the woman couldn't help but
He told me with confidence
"These two things have always been kept by my side! That girl is locked up well in prison. I have killed very few of her people. What's there to worry about? My dear, don't worry too much. Go to bed quickly. I'm tired too."
"
Then came the sound of snoring like a butchering pig
Huang Ren made the window hole paper bigger, but he never saw the place where the prince put his clothes. The prince himself took off his clothes like a fish and said that he put the things beside him. Where was it? Huang Ren had no choice but to wait.
Zhang Facun will come up with something later
Zhang Facun was hiding in the dark, commanding the three-way dog to bark. Although some people on duty in the palace came out to check, they found nothing unusual. He murmured a few curses at the top of his voice, then closed the door and went inside to drink with them.
Think about it, one barking dog has a shadow and hundreds of dogs barking. There is no need to make such a fuss.
Huang Ren wanted to go find Zhang Facun, but he was afraid that the dogs wouldn't recognize him, so he kept bending down in the corner and waiting for Zhang Facun to come and look for him. After waiting for a long time, Zhang Facun didn't see any movement, then he quietly came over and whispered in Huang Ren's ear if there was any news.
Huang Renxue recounted the conversation between the prince and the woman. After all, Zhang Facun was a thief. He immediately had an idea and said:
"Yes!"
"What's there?" Huang Ren muttered in a low voice.
"He said he was with me. I'm sure he wouldn't lie. Besides under the bed, where else can he put his things?"
Huang Ren thought about it and asked again, thinking of something, "It seems that the new Chanyu's clothes are not in this room?"
"What do you care about his clothes? Since the clothes are not around, it means there is nothing important in the clothes. You don't understand this?" Zhang Facun complained in a low voice.
"Brother, I'm not as good as you in doing this." Huang Ren turned over the old ground.
Zhang Facun didn't mind and asked again: "Are you going in to pick up the goods or should I go in to hunt for treasures?"
"Of course it's you, brother." Huang Ren did his part.
"Then I need to trouble you with something." Zhang Facun smiled mischievously.
"What's the matter?" Huang Ren opened his eyes wide in the darkness.
"You go to the doghouse and get a piece of dog shit."
"Brother, you know I'm afraid of dogs. What's the use of stealing stuff?"
"It must be useful. Forget it, I still can't get there. Then don't compete with me for credit in front of big brother."
"No fight, no fight, you take the lead and I take the second, is that okay?"
Zhang Facun took a piece of dog shit dumpling and put it into his "treasure bag". Then he went to the prince's bedroom, took out a small hook from the treasure bag, faced the door, dug three times and buttoned the door.
Without pushing, Huang Ren squatted outside the house to observe. Zhang Facun sneaked in. After less than half an hour, Zhang Facun came out. Huang Ren asked in a low voice:
"Did you get it?"
Zhang Facun shook his head and said: "I only took one thing."
"What about the other one?" Huang Ren asked urgently, "One of them is indispensable!"
"I can't tell you clearly, let's go back first!"
Huang Ren didn't know what kind of medicine Zhang Facun was selling, so he had to follow him and turn around and leave.