Chapter 120: The Beautiful Eunuch Returns Proudly to His Hometown
(Author's note: Today is the end of the month. The author wants to hit the 17k subscription list. Please be merciful to my piracy friends. Thank you!) The beautiful Wu'er Sultan's charming eyes are always lingering on the little eunuch. She has been there more than once
I have asked myself carefully, is it reliable to entrust my life to a fake eunuch in this life? Yes, he has a handsome face and good martial arts, but what about his character? A good husband can only be met but not sought. Now it seems that she
The previous idea was a bit naive and even superfluous. Marrying a man was just for clothes and food. That was the common belief of the common people. For a queen who is the king of a country, the conditions are much more stringent. The husband must be brave, strong, and good at planning.
However, her husband possesses all the virtues of a man, and more importantly, his infinite loyalty and infinite love for her. Pan Jun hugs her from left to right, and her love is like a cloud. He has no shortage of it.
Wife, but for her, Wu'er Sultan, he even almost risked his own life. It is enough to meet such a husband in life! He did what God thought was hopeless. Man's calculations are not as good as God's calculations. This
It turns out God is not as good as man, Queen Qiao is so happy! He captured her people, and took her body, and finally her heart. Pan Lang once said that she was his whole world. At that time, there may be some excuses or far-fetched excuses.
It was a feeling of acting on occasion, and now it was her turn to say this. He was everything to her. One day, she handed over the country and the country to her son, and she returned to Pan Lang without hesitation, and stayed with him forever, growing old together.
Of course, now, young people still have young things to do. Loving their wives and cherishing their children, and loving their children, are not always good husbands. Pan Lang is leaving again, and this separation may last for several long years.
After the banquet was over and they took a refreshing bath, the two of them got into bed. Before U'er Sultan could speak, the little eunuch said:
"Dan'er, seeing that you are so weak, are you left with two people?"
The queen pursed her lips and said with a smile: "How do you know what's on my mind?"
“No need to guess, you can see it just by looking”
"I have to choose!"
"I can't pick you out. Zhu Linzong is a good fighter in battle. Huang Ren and Zhang Facun have some heretical skills. You won't be able to use these for the time being. He Laowu is a loyal man, Xiao Tianlei is both civil and military, and Chifa Tang Youyong is brave and resourceful.
, who do you want?"
"I want all three"
"Three can't do it. I can only give it to two. They are both royal generals. When I go back, I don't know how to show off in front of the emperor!"
"Then the last two! Why do I find it hard to pronounce the name He Laowu?"
"You also look at people's hats. Pan Youan's name is good, but you just like my name?"
"Lang Jun, I'm not just interested in your name, I'm interested in everything about you."
"lie"
"I didn't lie!"
"What if I were a real eunuch?"
"Aren't you a fake eunuch?"
"It seems that one thing can determine the fate of a person's life." The little eunuch seemed to be thinking deeply.
"You just know?" My wife said coquettishly in her arms, "Nothing God has given me is less intelligent than you Han people. You have many good inventions, but this one is the most unpopular."
"What do you say about us Han people? You are not the wife of a Han people?" the little eunuch looked displeased.
"Did I say that I am not a Han man's wife? Marrying a Han man will not change my race!" Ur-Sultan said very reasonably.
The little eunuch couldn't help but take his hand out from under Wu'er Sultan's neck, blushing and asked: "Do you think you are a Han woman or a Fan woman?"
"I am Hanpo" Ur-Sultan replied calmly.
"Are you Han or Ban?" The little eunuch regretted it as soon as he said it. He had put himself into a trap.
"What do you think?" Wu'er Sultan smiled brightly.
"Didn't you talk about what we Han people are like at lunch?" The little eunuch found the flaw.
"When I said that, I was standing in the position of a Han man's wife. What's wrong with that? I won't tell you anymore. The couple was arguing and making fun of each other. Why are you so blushing? You only have such a small city, and a dog's belly can't hold the oil!
” Ur-Sultan pretended to be angry.
The little eunuch turned over, leaned over his beloved wife, and shouted: "I told you to bully me? I told you to bully me? You actually dare to scold me!"
Ursudan gently stroked her husband's back and said tenderly: "You are my world, you are my backer, you are my Optimus Prime, how dare I bully you or scold you, my
Husband?"
"Okay, I'll let you taste the power of my Optimus Prime today!"
(Three hundred and twenty-five words are deleted below------Author) They were leaving the next day, but they couldn't find anything belonging to their eldest brother. Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were still talking about this while drinking tea.
"Did you look carefully when we were cleaning the battlefield that day?" Huang Ren asked Zhang Facun
Zhang Facun said: "I handle the things, how can I not worry about them? I searched them all, and I didn't even find a hair."
"Did King Fan commit suicide with that knife?" Huang Ren asked
Zhang Facun said: "I saw it with my own eyes. Can this be false? To tell you the truth, after entering the scene, my eyes were always on the big brother's knife. After King Fan committed suicide, there were many people and chaos at the time. I
I couldn't squeeze through. When I arrived, King Fan had been trampled into a sow, but I searched all over his body and couldn't find the knife."
"Could it be that someone took the time to take advantage of the chaos?" Huang Ren wondered.
"It's not like that," Zhang Facun said affirmatively. "It was such a mess at the time and everyone was concerned about their lives. Who would have thought that the knife was valuable?"
"Second brother, aren't you an expert in dog training? Why don't you think about the dog?" Huang Ren reminded.
Zhang Facun slapped his forehead and shouted: "Hey, how did I forget this? Let's go find the four big brothers!"
Siri Gureng now also lives in the palace. The queen gave him a house. His wife still lives in the same place, but the business is no longer open. The shepherd came out of the house and saw Zhang Facun and Huang Ren. He hurriedly went to the house.
Lirang, said:
"Brother, come on, come inside and drink"
After entering the room, Zhang Facun said with a smile: "Brother Four, you can't drink any more wine. I have something to ask you, otherwise I wouldn't have disturbed your and your new sister-in-law's sweet dreams so late."
"What are you talking about? We are all brothers who have died. Is there anything else we can't say?" Siriguleng said.
"I would like to borrow your dog from your old home, and also ask my new sister-in-law if she can find one or two pieces of clothes and shoes that King Fan wore during his lifetime?"
The Han woman came out of the house and said with a smile: "It turns out that we are two distinguished guests! King Fan's clothes and other items have been set on fire, where will you find them again? The gold pot filled with medicine I gave you the day before yesterday
Silk bag, you threw it away and I picked it up again. I saw that the bag was very beautiful and the workmanship was fine, so I kept it in my place. I didn’t bother to wash it yet. This is King Fan’s only relic. I wonder if it can be done.
Come in handy?"
Zhang Facun was overjoyed and said: "It's best. Thank you very much, sister-in-law. I will return it to you after use."
"What else matters? Just use it," the woman said.
Siriguleng asked again: "Why do you need a dog in the middle of the night?"
Huang Ren said: "Lao Zhang and I are going to do some private things. We will go to your old house to take the dog. You can leave the rest alone and stay at home to get warm under the covers with your new sister-in-law!"
The two of them didn't dare to disturb the shepherd's flat-faced wife. They opened the door and pulled the dog out. They were familiar faces to everyone, and the dog was also very obedient. They thought they were going to visit somewhere, so they happily followed them and left.
When he arrived at the martial arts arena where Fan Wang was kissing himself, Zhang Facun took out the gold silk sac and turned it over and over for the dog to sniff. Then he let the dog go and let the little elf go.
Zhang Facun and Zhang Facun, who kept digging and roaring, walked over and took a look. Oh my god, the treasured sword given by the eldest brother was buried deep in the dust, and was finally thrown out by four dogs from the Zhu family.
The two returned to the palace happily, intending to tell the little eunuch the good news. The eldest brother was no better than a shepherd, and the eldest sister-in-law was the honor of the country, how could he harass her casually? After enduring it, the two of them also went into the house to sleep. Zhang Facun could not sleep.
Firstly, he was excited, and secondly, he wanted to show off his skills. Taking advantage of Huang Ren's sleep, he quietly slipped out of the house.
The little eunuch had a habit of hiding the knife in his boot during the day and putting it under the pillow when sleeping. When he woke up, he went to touch the knife under the pillow as usual, and when he reached out, he touched something solid. Suddenly he remembered that the knife was missing.
Okay, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were still angry about this during the day! This surprise was no small matter. He suddenly sat up, holding the imperial-given knife in his hand.
Wu'er Sultan was awakened and saw the young eunuch in a daze holding a knife. He pushed him and said with a smile:
"If you don't sleep well in the middle of the night, what are you going to do with a knife? Are you going to stab me?"
"There's a ghost!" the little eunuch said to himself.
"Where is the ghost? You are talking in your sleep!" Ur-Sultan teased
"I lost this knife. Zhang Facun and Huang Ren searched for it all day, but now it is properly placed under my pillow. Don't you think there is a ghost in it?"
"No need to guess, it must be your people who did it," said the smart Ur-Sultan
The little eunuch thought about it. If not Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, who else could be there?
After this disturbance, the two of them lost their sleepiness. They hugged each other and talked for a while. It was dawn. Suddenly, the little eunuch wanted to do something wrong again. Wu'er Sultan laughed and said:
"Has the disease occurred again?"
(One hundred and fifty-eight words are deleted below------Author) In the morning, the little eunuch invited Xiao Tianlei and Chi Fatang over, saying that he would keep them in Fanguo for a while, and his main task was to protect them.
The safety of my sister-in-law and nephews and nieces saw that they were sent by their brother, so they did not refuse and stayed happily.
After everything was done, the young eunuch and the five of them rushed to their hometown, beating their horses like flying horses.