Chapter 122 The Empress Seeking Disorder in Spring
After sending away the little eunuch, Wang Shimei felt nauseous all the time. Although the little eunuch was good, looking at his character, he looked like a well-fed chicken. This time he went out and hunted a lot of wild food.
Wild flowers? No matter how good other people's things are, they are still just borrowed cats. If they don't catch mice, she thought about it. The road ahead will be long. How can she find someone who will stay with her forever and stay in front of her to talk with her? Men can find someone.
They have ten or eight wives, and those with a certain status have a group of wives and concubines. What do they think of women? The emperor has so many beauties, but the poor woman can only stay with one for the rest of her life. This is so unreasonable? Since the old man
The witch (Empress Dowager) can recruit a young fake eunuch to enter the house, why can't she find an adult fake eunuch to fool around for a while?
Thinking of this, Queen Wang immediately cheered up and ordered the deacons and eunuchs to get up in the chariot and drive home immediately to visit their relatives and see their parents.
Brother Wang Shugui has also restrained himself a lot recently. He used to worry about when he would be able to ascend to the dragon throne, but now he is worried about when the head on his neck will fall to the ground. It’s just one moment and the other! The little eunuch is superb, calling the wind and rain, and eradicating corruption.
Ba, how can he be so capable in countering rebellion and fighting chaos? I just got news that a few days ago, he helped the female fan queen quell a civil strife in Mo country. What a fucking ghost in broad daylight, a eunuch.
Can you actually accomplish great things for a long time? Since ancient times, there are strange and strange things that have never been heard of
Wang Shugui was lamenting to himself in the study when he suddenly heard the doorman say:
"Empress Luan has arrived!"
Wang Shugui did not dare to neglect, and knelt down in the courtyard to pick up Feng Jia with his wife, children, concubines, and family.
The empress waved her hand impatiently and said, "That's all, stop all this red tape. Father, come here. I have something to discuss with you."
Wang Shugui followed his daughter into the study. Queen Wang felt that it was inconvenient to talk to her father about this matter, but the words came to her lips and she was angry, so she ignored it and picked up the bowl of tea brought by the maid.
He took a small sip and said:
"Dad, please sit down, I have something to say."
It wasn't that Wang Shugui was afraid of his daughter, but because of etiquette, all the girls had left. He covered his head in the study, then sat carelessly on his chair, stroking his goatee, without even looking at his daughter, and said with a serious face:
"As the head of the harem and the mother of a country, how are you in such a panic?"
"Why do you want me to show off at home?" Wang Shimei responded disdainfully.
"Don't you still have servants? Don't let people laugh if word spreads about it?" Wang Shugui taught his daughter.
"It's a joke, am I still afraid of people laughing? I've become an outcast!" Wang Shimei said unscrupulously.
"Looking at a small family, where do you start talking about this?" The prime minister was puzzled.
"In order to win over the royal family, you married me to a fool. You did it casually, but you made me suffer!" the queen complained.
"As the mother of the country, you are among the best among men and women, and you enjoy all the glory and wealth. What else are you dissatisfied with?" Prime Minister Wang enlightened.
"You think it's good to have warm clothes, enough sleep, and enough food all day long? Aren't humans just like pigs? Aren't you already a very human minister, why do you still think twice?" Queen Wang retorted logically.
"I know you have your unspeakable secrets. Isn't there a little eunuch in the palace? Didn't the little eunuch have a son with you? As a human being, that's about it. Dad doesn't have any unreasonable thoughts now."
Wang Shugui was touched by his daughter and sighed.
"It's not that you don't want to, it's just that you can't fight that little eunuch. You can't control the little eunuch, what can I do to him?" Queen Wang showed her trump card.
"Okay, I won't argue with you anymore. What do you want?" Wang Shugui took a step to compromise.
"I want a man!" Wang Shimei simply told the truth.
"Oh my God, this is about annihilating nine tribes!" Wang Shugui was shocked and turned pale.
"Shit, the old witch has had a fake eunuch for ten years. Who touched her hair? Instead, the fake eunuch became the one who wanted to say that she should be the one to destroy the nine tribes. Instead, she listened to the government from behind the curtain and was so majestic.
"Is this reasonable?" Queen Wang said plausibly.
"Do you also want to train a little eunuch?" Wang Shugui asked his daughter
"If you don't want a small one, when will you grow up? I want a big one," Queen Wang said boldly.
"There is a road ahead and a road behind. If Tongya dares to do it, we will do it. Who is afraid of whom?" Wang Shugui said with determination.
Wang Shimei stood up from her seat, walked happily to her father, hugged his neck, and said happily:
"I knew daddy had a way."
"There are some adult and semi-adult eunuchs in the Anti-Prince's Palace who will be added to the palace recently. It's okay to take this opportunity to do something. The question is where to find this fake?" Prime Minister Wang was confused.
"You have been an official for decades, have disciples all over the country, and have power all over the world. If you go out and conduct nationwide auditions, I don't believe that you can't find a eunuch who is as good as Pan You'an?" Wang Shimei said to help her father give advice.
"Just find a fake eunuch to get you into trouble. How can you compare with Pan You'an?" Old Wangtou and his daughter had the same problem, and asked knowingly.
"If you want to surpass him, you have to compare with him and make him surnamed Pan so angry!" Wang Shimei said bitterly.
"This is difficult," Wang Shugui shook his head and said, "In terms of appearance and talent, it is common to find people like a little eunuch, but when it comes to scheming, martial arts, and courage, it is difficult to find such a rare person. I am afraid that all over the country
I can’t find the second one either”
"I don't believe it. A little eunuch has become a rare animal?" Wang Shimei said unwillingly.
Wang Shugui sighed: "When the young eunuch's new mansion was completed, I wrote him a calligraphy against his will, which was called 'Each generation of talented people will appear, and each will lead the way for five hundred years.' Now this seems to be somewhat true.
It matches”
"I don't care, I want dad to find me someone who, even if he is not as good as Pan You'an, is not much worse than him." Wang Shimei took a step back and said.
"Okay, you allow me to think of a way, but without further ado, I will immediately go to deal with the rebellion. The eunuchs in the palace will enter the palace soon. If I miss this opportunity, it will be difficult to say anything." Wang Shugui rubbed his hands and said
"Dad, there are a lot of things going on in the palace, why don't I leave? Everything is entrusted to you."
Wang Shimei's trip was finally worthwhile. She said happily in her heart and said goodbye and went back to the palace.