Chapter 126: Pseudo-eunuchs causing chaos in the palace
The living room on the floor below the Empress has now been transformed into a hall. Only a few seats are left on the chair above, and the rest below are all empty. All layout, design, planning, etc. are all decided by Zhao Xiaogao alone.
In this regard, having such a treasure in the hands of an expert can be regarded as an opening of God's eyes, allowing these lonely women to have time to kill. Moreover, these women have also figured out that even if Zhao Xiaogao is a fake eunuch,
There is no need to mobilize people and make a fuss to expose someone, and you can’t touch a man’s hair. You will always feel better if you can meet a man in one day. Besides, look at his ability, he is proficient in everything, and he has also taught many female disciples, night after night
Can you watch a movie that costs money? Who would be so stupid as to doubt whether it is a fake or a treasure?
I have heard from time to time that Zhao Xiaogao and the Empress slept under the same bed, but if you think about it, you can understand that real men don’t work, so what’s wrong with finding a handsome fake man who can sing and dance to cuddle and cuddle? Of course it’s the law.
Beat him to death with sticks, but she is the queen, she is the boss in the palace, and her natal father holds the power of chief minister in the palace. Who dares to poke Deng's nest, and who can afford to offend her? Although the Empress Dowager is also a powerful person.
Man, in the past two years, I have been sitting in charge of the government, and there have been endless excuses after the court. How can she have three heads and six arms? Pan Youan is very capable, but he can't clean his own ass, and he has the nerve to care about other people's things.
thing?
Although the harem is large, it is in a large courtyard after all. It is impossible for the Queen Mother and the young eunuch to turn a deaf ear to the things that happened in the Queen's Palace, or there may be something unspeakable. In the end, the Queen Mother could not hold back anymore and asked the young eunuch to discuss it.
explain:
"An'er, the middle palace is in chaos and there are many scandals. You are the general manager of the entire harem. Why don't you send a few people to investigate?"
The young eunuch smiled bitterly and said: "Mother, it's better to ignore this matter than to take care of it. They are engaging in entertainment activities, and they don't harm your state affairs. Why do you care about them?"
The Empress Dowager shook her head and said: "That's what I say, but we can't let them do whatever they want. The world is declining, discipline has been ruined, and the palace is in chaos. How will we clean up the mess at that time?"
The little eunuch said: "There is only one way to govern, and that is to abolish the queen and kill the prisoner. Can you make up your mind to go to such a big fight?"
"Of course, the time is not ripe yet, and it is not time to alert the snake, but I want to capture and kill the eunuch named Zhao Hegao, so it will be clean and tidy?" the Empress Dowager said disapprovingly.
"Of course this is a simple matter. Killing Zhao Xiaogao is easy." The little eunuch asked with a smile, "Have you ever thought about the consequences of killing Zhao Xiaogao, Queen Mother?"
"What's the result? Is it possible that Miss Wang can rebel against heaven?" the Empress Dowager said with a serious face.
"Is this a difficult thing to handle anyway?" the young eunuch hesitated and said.
"What's not easy to do?" The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and said, "You, Xiao Anzi, fight against corruption and tyrants, suppress rebellion and evil, protect the country and the people, and call for wind and rain. What kind of storm has not passed? A fake little eunuch who sneaked into the inner palace actually let you
Are you in trouble?"
"Mother, one thing is the same, everything is different," the little eunuch said with a smile, "This matter cannot be investigated openly, nor can it be investigated secretly, which makes people really embarrassed."
"What do you mean?" The Queen Mother was puzzled.
"The so-called clear inspection means to verify one's identity in public. Do you think it's okay to treat him as a fake eunuch?" the young eunuch frowned and said.
"Of course it won't work. Why should we avoid using weapons to surrender to rats? What about secret visits?" asked the Queen Mother.
"You can't do an unannounced visit! One of the people around Wang Shimei is gone, and the first person she will suspect must be the queen mother and me. With such enmity, we are fighting in the front, and there is a fire in the backyard. Which end should we take care of, the queen mother said?"
The little eunuch shows the consequences
"You mean to just let them go through this and we pretend to turn a blind eye?"
"It's best this way," the little eunuch expressed his thoughts. "A loach can't overturn a big lang. Dancing and singing will definitely not endanger your country."
"Do you think Zhao Sogao is a fake eunuch?" The Queen Mother was still worried about this matter.
"It's 100% a fake," the little eunuch said with certainty.
"Are you that sure?"
"Because I was born as a fake eunuch, so I can tell by just one look at that person that he is a real male and a fake female."
"Poor talk!" the Queen Mother scolded.
"Mother, forgive me!" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be frightened and wanted to go to the ground to pay homage.
"An'er, don't be angry at the Queen Mother." The Queen Mother patted the young eunuch on the shoulder and said, "You are my backbone. If the Queen Mother doesn't rely on you for everything, who else can I rely on? Your royal brother is such a good dog. He spends all day in the doghouse.
If I don’t come out, sometimes I feel almost exhausted.”
"Don't be tired because things are tiring and people are tiring. Mother, you should worry about things that you shouldn't worry about. All the civil and military officials in the court are looking at you!" the little eunuch comforted you.
"An'er is right, the prime minister's belly can support a boat! From now on, I won't care about these trivial things, but An'er, Zhao An, you have to keep an eye on me."
"Don't worry, Queen Mother, he will always be in the palm of my hand!"
After Zhao Xiaogao entered the palace, he used his skills to gradually win the favor of the Queen. As time went by, he also became more worried. He couldn't eat the fat meat in his mouth. When he opened his eyes, he saw beauty everywhere.
But he couldn't get hold of any of the young women who looked like fairies. It wasn't because they were unwilling, but because Wang Shimei, the hyena, was following behind him to guard him like a thief. He couldn't even think of stepping out of the palace gate and occasionally going out for a walk. He also
Afraid of encountering his fellow eunuchs who had rebelled against the palace, he did not dare to go far away. There were so many people in the palace. Except for the eunuchs who came and went in a hurry, the rest were all beautiful and graceful figures. However, it was beyond his reach. He had not been in the palace for a short time, and he could not eat others.
With all the delicacies in his bowl, his main target at the moment is the beauties in the palace. Ever since the Queen said she had the habit of sleeping alone that night and asked him to go downstairs to sleep, he would never have such an opportunity again.
During the day, he would dine with his wife and arrange performances in the palace. Needless to say, there were not enough people for the performance. He could go to other palaces to find candidates. There was no chance to talk to any palace maid alone, let alone
He said that the pathos lingered over the flowers, which were so charming that they circled around in front of his eyes every day, making him feel itchy and uncontrollable. He wished he could catch one of them and take a bite. A poem by Mr. Li Bai said, "Beauty is like a flower separated by clouds."
, but he is "beautiful as a flower in front of his eyes." What's the use of being in front of his eyes? It's better to be in the clouds. Out of sight is pure!
Zhao Xiaogao thought hard, how to get rid of the domineering Queen Wang and pick a flower to smell?