Chapter 131: Cao Huazhi disguises herself as a man and goes out to attack
At this time, the little eunuch's bad temper comes out, and he even wants to tease his wife. This is his usual temperament. He was the one who was in a hurry, but now he turned around. When he saw Huazhi
The woman looked worried and bored, and couldn't help but smile to herself: The ancient book said it was good, it was better to persuade the general than to provoke him to take it easy. Just when he was about to open his mouth, he deliberately turned his head away.
Cao Huazhi leaned down and kissed him on the face, pursed her lips and said coquettishly: "I will obey you whatever you want. I will babble a few words. If you continue to ignore you, I won't fight you either. You love me."
Go to whoever you’re looking for!”
The little eunuch was afraid of making things awkward, so he hurriedly turned around, pulled his wife down on the bed, and then said seriously:
"I haven't considered my opinion yet, it's just brewing, and you said I'm dragging my feet and not speaking up."
"Tell me! Shall we discuss whether our opinions are good or bad? It's not the emperor who speaks, it's the imperial edict that comes out of his mouth," Cao Huazhi urged.
The little eunuch said solemnly: "I want you to go out and do something earth-shattering this time. Do you dare?"
Cao Huazhi asked: "I dare to be a bandit, and I dare to do things like killing people and stealing goods. What else am I afraid of in this world? First tell me whether I can do it or not?"
The little eunuch nodded and said: "You must be able to do it, you must be able to do it, and you are the first woman to do this in history."
Cao Huazhi said doubtfully: "The more you talk about me, the more confused I become. What on earth are you asking me to do? Don't think I am a bandit leader. If you ask me to be a thief, I will not do it!"
"I don't want you to be a thief, I want you to be an official, a high official!"
"Shame, the whole world is your men's world, how can there be any reason for women to show up and become officials?"
"That's why I asked you to pretend to be a man and become an official."
"You pretend to be a eunuch, and I pretend to be a man again. From now on, we will be a fake couple?" Cao Huazhi joked.
“Fake goods are just fakes, not necessarily all genuine goods are good.”
"You said I'm pretending to be a man, is that right? I'm afraid I won't even be able to fool you," Cao Huazhi said deliberately teasingly.
"Of course you don't have to fool me. I want you to fool the world. Men and women don't talk to their faces. What's the difference? Who dares to take off your pants and be serious? In ancient times, there were two great prostitutes, one civilized and one military.
The martial one’s name is Hua Mulan, the literary one’s name is Feng Suzhen, one has gone through hundreds of battles and became a general, and the other got the top prize and became the prince-in-law. If they don’t tell you, whoever recognizes them, are you not as good as them?”
Cao Huazhi was so excited after being told by the little eunuch that she felt a little itchy and eager to try it, but she didn't know what kind of medicine the little eunuch was selling in the gourd, so she asked:
"You've been talking for a long time and haven't gotten to the point yet. What exactly do you want me to do?"
"I asked you to ask for permission from a nine-door admiral," the young eunuch said disapprovingly.
"Oh my god! You want me to be the commander-in-chief of the imperial army? That's the head of the guard beside the emperor. Are you kidding me?" Cao Huazhi said in shock.
"What kind of joke am I kidding you for coming all the way here? I didn't expect it at first, but now I've changed my mind. I just want you to dress up as a woman and seize the nine-door admiral, so that your revenge will be solved."
The time is not far away," the little eunuch said with confidence
"Okay, I'll do it! Tell me how to do it?" Cao Huazhi said through gritted teeth.
"It doesn't take any effort. As long as you defeat the fake eunuch named Zhao Xiaogao, this nine-sect admiral will naturally become yours."
"If it's that simple, wouldn't this emperor be a fool?"
"If the emperor is a fool, at least he cannot be considered a smart person. If the emperor is a smart guy, I don't have to worry about him so much." The little eunuch then added, "But the emperor is still a good person after all, even in terms of intelligence.
It’s just bad”
"What should I do with my team? I can't leave them alone?" Cao Huazhi thought of what happened after he became the Admiral of the Nine Heads.
"It is still under your jurisdiction, but it is just the royal army. From now on, we will allocate some food and grass to them on a monthly basis and let them train every day. The old, weak, sick and disabled will be given enough travel expenses to send them home. There will be no need to harass people passing by in the future.
The merchants and the people nearby are gone, and being a bandit is not a glorious thing," the little eunuch said lightly.
"No matter what words come out of your mouth, they seem insignificant. Is there nothing in the world that can trouble you, husband?" Cao Huazhi admired what her husband had done, and even more admired his smart and sound mind.
"No, at least I haven't met him so far," the young eunuch replied confidently.
"When I ask you to say this, it seems that I have already obtained a nine-door admiral. What if I can't defeat that fake eunuch? Isn't it just a bamboo basket to draw water in vain? After talking for a long time, it is in vain." Cao Huazhi said with scruples
"Only a fool would use his wife as a guinea pig? Why did I choose you instead of others among my eight wives? I am confident that you are the most confident."
"Are you adding another person? I ask you if you are done. You have taken over all the good girls in the world. Do others still want to marry you?" Cao Huazhi held on to her braid.
"I can't help it, it's fate," the little eunuch said with a cheeky smile, "If the old Queen Mother had cut off all my problems, how could I have so many troubles now?"
Cao Huazhi pinched the little eunuch's face lightly, and said slightly angrily: "I won't tell you anymore, it's always wrong. If I am killed by the eunuch named Zhao that day, you will have one less person."
trouble"
"No, whoever dares to kill my wife, I will dig up his family's ancestors!" the little eunuch said bitterly.
The two were chatting and laughing, and before they knew it, it was already dawn. Cao Huazhi ordered his maid to come in, fetch water for them to wash their faces, and prepare breakfast. After eating, the two began to think about makeup. Although the little eunuch was a eunuch, these things in the palace
He had never done anything, so he had no choice but to find a few more mature women in the village. They all helped to dress up the village master carefully. Cao Huazhi went down the mountain to collect grain. He had done this kind of thing before.
Quite a few, even clothes and armor are ready-made
When Cao Huazhi came out of the dressing room, he seemed to be a different person. He looked like a beautiful man. The young eunuch walked forward quickly, patted Cao Huazhi on the shoulder exaggeratedly, and said in surprise:
"Brother and wife, this outfit of yours fools even me, let alone others."
Seeing that the competition period was about to expire and time was too tight, the young eunuch did not dare to delay, so he said goodbye to Lin Rugui with Cao Huazhi, Zhu Linzong, Huang Ren, etc. that day, and explained various matters to Qi Guoyuan, and then flew down the mountain.