Youdao is not as good as a current official as a county official. The young eunuch said that he wanted to improve the living environment of Guo Daoren, but Hu San just listened to him?
Hu San's method was still the old method of treating his body in his own way. The little eunuch was poisoned for seven days and nights without any water or rice to touch his teeth. Hu San also starved Guo Banxian for seven days and Guo Laodao was so hungry that he felt dizzy.
When he turned around, there were stars in front of his eyes, and his stomach started to growl a few times. He couldn't scream for the past two days. He couldn't bear it anymore, so he stood at the door of the cell and begged the jailer:
"Sir, please be kind and give me a drink of water!"
The jailer said: "If you want to drink water, I have some urine here. Do you want to drink it?"
"Okay, okay, I'll drink, I'll drink." Guo Banxian had fire in his throat. He couldn't care less at this time.
"Then open your mouth and I'll put it in your mouth." The jailer said it as a joke.
"Okay, I'll open my mouth and you'll scream! I'm really thirsty." Guo Banxian took it seriously.
"Forget it, it's better to be more secure. We won't do that kind of thing like hanging a sickle on our breasts! Think about it, you are so hungry. I am just a piece of meat after all. Who can I let you take a bite accidentally?
Can you bear it? I haven’t married yet! But please don’t tell Mr. Hu about this, otherwise my job will be ruined.”
"Don't tell me, you are such a good person. I can't repay you in this life, and I will never forget you in the next life," the old Taoist said flatteringly.
"Ball!" the jailer scolded, "Who told you to remember that you have been ruined for eight lifetimes? You are an evil old man with a human face and an animal heart. A monk prefers to meddle in worldly affairs. You are so accurate in your fortune-telling. Why can't you calculate that you have fallen so well this time?"
What’s the end?”
"I made a mistake," Guo Banxian said in shame.
"You are a god. You dig a hole in the wall and throw the ball away!" the jailer teased.
"Pindao has never learned the art of walking through walls, and Pindao is by no means a god. Besides, Pindao is also a law-abiding person. He doesn't want to run away," Guo Taoist said honestly.
"Look at your shabby look and say you are a god. Do you really think you are a god?" The jailer peed into a broken bowl, handed it in, and scolded, "Drink, to tell you the truth, I am like this
It’s not child’s play, I just went back to the brothel shop last night.”
Guo Laodao couldn't be particular at this time, so he took it with both hands, drank it all in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and said with tears in his eyes:
"Thank you, sir! I have one more thing to ask you, sir."
"Why are you so long-winded? Tell me something!" the jailer said quickly.
"Please tell Mr. Hu that I will die sooner or later anyway, so please be kind and get rid of me as soon as possible. I really can't bear this kind of crime."
The jailer scolded disdainfully: "You are a pushover, what kind of person is Mr. Hu? How can we just meet him casually? Aren't you capable of pinching and calculating? You figure it out, how did you die this time and when?"
Death? It depends on whether your calculation is accurate or not. Let me open my eyes."
"I can't do the calculation, and there's no signature here, so how can I do it?" Guo Banxian muttered.
"Well, if I give you a few straw sticks, what do you think?" the jailer asked curiously.
"The straw stick is too short and too thin to write on, so it doesn't count. Bamboo pieces are the best," Guo Banxian shook his head and said.
"Where can I find bamboo pieces for you? Forget it, I won't cut my teeth with you, a bastard like you." The jailer cursed and turned around impatiently.
Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan happily transported 100,000 taels of silver up the mountain. They served wine to celebrate that day. In the middle of drinking, they suddenly remembered that there were seven people in the prison! Qi Guangyuan said:
"Brother, just kill them all. If you keep them, you still have to take care of the food."
Lin Rugui said: "We can't kill them all, for fear that Brother Lin Zong will still look for them."
Qi Guangyuan said: "You have to be careful when crossing the river to catch eggs. Brothers Lin Zong may not come here in three or two years! Let's be more generous and let the four young men go and kill the three bodyguards. What do you think?"
Lin Rugui shook his head and said, "No, why don't we rough guys do some fine work and interrogate those people to see what their backgrounds are?"
Qi Guangyuan nodded and said: "Brother has the foresight and just do what he says. We will interrogate and understand it right away. We will kill those who should be killed and let go of those who should be released, so as not to stay here and eat idle food."
After a while, the seven people were escorted separately. Qi Guangyuan rolled his eyes and Ren'er asked the three bodyguards:
"Tell me, why are you acting as bodyguards for the veteran?"
"Your Majesty, you old man will kill us all! Anyway, we will die if we go back. It would be better to die under your hands, grandpa. Our escort agency has an unwritten rule. If the escort is with the person, the person will die if the escort is missing. Now that we have lost the money, we
It’s not like you’re dead if you go back.”
After the escort was taken down, he asked four more Taoist boys. One boy said:
"Grandpa Wang, spare your life. The money belongs to you. Let us go down the mountain! After we go back, we will chant sutras and chants for you every day. May God bless you."
"Ball! You thieves still believe that stuff? Tell me where the money came from. If you tell the truth, I will spare you."
"It was donated by a big family in Beijing." Naturally, Xiao Daotong didn't dare to tell the truth.
"Why did our brother capture your leader again?" Lin Rugui was more thoughtful.
"To be honest, it's our master's fault. We had a quarrel with that good guy last night about staying in a hotel. The two families were fighting for a room, but the good guy refused to give in. It was our master who gave us an extra hundred taels of silver.
, so he forced himself into the upper room, and it was because of this that he angered that good man."
After hearing this, Qi Guangyuan laughed and said, "Brother Zhu is too petty for such a big deal."
The two of them lowered their heads and summed it up, saying: "Let them all go. It has always been the rule of the mountain to ask for money rather than life."
Each of the seven people received five taels of silver as travel expenses, and then ran down the mountain with their heads in arms.
Just because Lin and Qi let these seven people go, something happened again. This is a story for later, and will be explained later.
On this day, the jailer brought a bowl of soup with a few noodles in it. He opened the door and handed it in and said:
"Eat, eat, our Lord Hu is afraid that you will starve to death, so let me bring you a bowl of rice."
The smell in the room was so foul that it choked my nose. The jailer hurriedly turned around, closed the door, and escaped like a ghost.
As soon as the jailer went out, someone came over with a bottle of wine in his right hand and a bag of drinks in his left hand and said:
"Brother, if you have nothing to do tonight, let's have a drink together!"
The jailer looked behind him and said, "Just drink, this half-dead old man won't be able to escape anyway."
After a while, thunderous snoring came from outside. After eating a bowl of noodles, Guo Banxian felt a little energetic. He got up and took a look outside. It turned out that two drunkards were already drunk. He pulled the cell door, and the door actually opened.
Unlocked! Guo Banxian suddenly realized that he was not going to die. How long would he wait if he didn't leave now? He gently opened the door, took off one of the jailers' clothes and put it on himself, and walked out.
After finally walking to the main door, the concierge was already asleep, and a voice came from inside:
"You have to go out so late, what's wrong?"
Guo Banxian lowered his voice and said, "Master Hu asked me to go do something for him and I'll be back in a minute."
"Okay, just close the door, so I don't have to open and close it again."
Guo Banxian left Dali Temple and walked for more than half a mile. It was estimated that there would be no danger. Then he touched his head, said "Infinite Heavenly Lord", raised his hands and said: