After the young eunuchs came ashore, they were already in a state of disarray. Their clothes were soaked, and their trousers and shoes and socks were filled with river water slurry. They staggered as they walked, making "plop, plop," and "crack, plop, clatter" sounds.
Just like the three clumsy big bears, the little eunuch still holds the gold and steel sword firmly in his hand. He is really a master who is willing to give up his life and wealth.
The current of the Heishui River was fast and freezing. Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were exhausted from trying to help the little eunuch cross the river safely. At the same time, they accidentally choked on a few mouthfuls of turbid river water, and their faces turned pale and their lips turned blue.
When he got ashore, he lay on the grass by the river with his legs trembling and stretched out, gasping for air.
The young eunuch is from the north and has traveled a lot. After all, he needs to have wider knowledge. When he saw this, he said:
"No, no, get up quickly! If you lie down like this, you won't be able to get up for a while. Go get some firewood. Let's raise the fire and dry the clothes first."
When the coach spoke, the two of them did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly turned over and climbed up. After about half an hour, they went around looking for firewood. After about half an hour, the two of them came back with a large armful of hay. The little eunuch hurriedly found a kindling to light a fire. Then he remembered that he was
Zhang Facun smiled and said, not bringing that thing with him.
"Brother, I'm coming!"
Zhang Facun calmly untied his wet clothes and carefully took out his treasure bag. The treasure bag was a small bag sewn with oilcloth, and the outer layer was tightly wrapped with oil paper. The items inside were the same.
There was no damage. The little eunuch smiled when he saw this and said:
"Fa Cun, this thief always has some thief skills."
Zhang Facun smiled back awkwardly and said: "Brother, are you laughing at me? We haven't done this for a long time. Since I started working with you, I have washed my hands in a golden basin."
"You didn't tell the truth?" the little eunuch teased him deliberately.
"I didn't tell the truth?" Zhang Facun opened his eyes in surprise.
"When you were in the desert, what did you steal from King Fan? Not only did you steal the sword, but you also stole the medicine, and you almost stole the dog. Your skills are still small, aren't you?" The little eunuch looked serious.
"Oh!" Zhang Facun suddenly realized and said, "Brother, you have wronged me. Who did I become a thief for? Brother, you can't be heartless!"
"You dare to speak like that in front of me. If you offend me, I will send you to the palace." The little eunuch deliberately made a face.
"It's a good thing, eldest brother also arranged for me to go to the palace! Who wouldn't want to go to such a nice place? Not to mention the delicious food and drink, there are many beauties accompanying me." Huang Ren couldn't hold it in anymore and interrupted.
"Do you think the palace is so easy to enter?" the little eunuch teased.
"There is someone in the court who wants to be an official. With your elder brother here, why are you afraid that you won't be able to enter the palace?" Zhang Facun asked.
"If you want to enter, you must have one thing," the little eunuch said seriously.
"Which one?" they both said almost in unison.
"Cut a**!"
"If you don't want to go, if you cut off your vagina and become a eunuch, who can do it?" They scolded the monk in front of the bald man. They knew they had made a mistake and hurriedly corrected them, "Brother, we didn't talk about you, and besides, you are not a eunuch."
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The little eunuch said magnanimously: "Just say me. In fact, I am a eunuch! Why are you embarrassed? Let me tell you a story that I saw with my own eyes..."
As he spoke, the clothes he took off were almost drying out. He was watching the blazing grass fire, and his body felt much warmer. However, the half-wet and half-dry thatch did not burn. The little eunuch asked the two of them to take turns picking up dried cow dung.
Puzzled, he asked, "Can cow dung also make fire?" The little eunuch nodded and said, "You have never been to the grassland, so you don't know that herdsmen use cow dung as the main fuel for fires. It can not only boil water for cooking, but also keep warm!" The two felt that
Strangely, Huang Ren went first and said before leaving:
"Brother, wait until I come to tell you that story!"
The little eunuch eloquently said: "When I was ten years old, I accidentally saw two donkeys mating in my hometown. The female donkey seemed to be very anxious, but the male donkey was not good at it. They went up and down. They almost waited for more than a long time to wait for me to do it from the mountain.
When I came back from pulling the hogweeds, they were still busy there!"
"Brother, what you said is wrong. Didn't you say that donkeys are very powerful? How come it lasted so long?" Zhang Facun asked.
"I won't understand what's going on until I grow up," the little eunuch said
"What's going on?" they asked
"That male donkey is a gelding, but it's not clean. It can still be used to some extent. Although it has functions and requirements, it can't shoot anything. What do you think the result will be?"
The two understood, nodded and shook their heads. Zhang Facun spoke first and said:
"This world is so unfair and turns people into donkeys."
After saying that, Zhang Facun regretted a little. He looked up at their eldest brother and the young eunuch thoughtfully, looking away. Their horses were gnawing grass leisurely on the green grass. Their master was hungry, but they were there.
There are a lot of flowers there. It’s also said that if there is an advantage, there must be a disadvantage!
"Where are we going to get some food? And where are we going to spend the night? If we stay here all night and don't let the wolves eat us, we will freeze to death," the little eunuch said to his second general, Heng Ha.
"Wolf, is there a wolf here?" The two of them sat up immediately. They had never seen a wolf in their lives. They didn't know what a wolf looked like, but they had heard a lot about it.
"Okay, I won't tell you southerners anymore. I can't explain it in a sentence or two. To put it simply, wolves are about the same size as dogs, but they are much more ferocious and brave than dogs."
Seeing that the sun was about to set, the grassland seemed even quieter. Suddenly, a few black spots appeared in the distance. Because of their professional relationships, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren quickly saw the clues and said:
"Brother, how many people are here?"
The little eunuch immediately became alarmed. He was originally fearless, but probably because of his defeat at the hands of that yellow-bearded man, he lost his courage and became nervous at the sight of anyone.
"Can you see clearly, who is he?" the little eunuch asked.
"They seem to be passing herdsmen, but they all have their belongings in their hands."
"several?"
"three"
The little eunuch said: "Damn it, I really want to see people but I am afraid of seeing them! But don't be afraid, I believe we can still deal with three people."
After all, except for the little eunuch's sword, the three of them were all bare-handed. To fight a dog, you also need a fire stick, not to mention it was in this wilderness and it was the time when the two sides were fighting.
The three of them were prepared just in case
"Alao just called Ji?" (Tibetan: Where are you going, friend?) Those people dressed as herdsmen greeted them from afar.
"But with hair, Mosig is called Ji" (Tibetan: Hello, I don't know where to go) the little eunuch answered in half-baked Tibetan.
"Oh, yes, you are furry!" the herdsman replied politely, knowing that they could not speak Tibetan. The herdsman switched to Chinese and said, "You cannot stay here for a long time, it is very unsafe at night!"
"What is this place called? Is there anyone nearby?" the little eunuch asked.