The little eunuch stood up and asked, "Sister, why are you staring at me? What do you see?"
Wu'er Sultan smiled and said: "I saw white clouds in the blue sky, what about you?"
"I have seen the whole world" the little eunuch answered honestly
"Am I that big?"
"You are bigger than the whole world. If someone trades the whole world for you, I will never do it!"
"Liar! Today you lie on my body and say I am your world. Tomorrow it will be someone else and you say she is your world. Men's words are always unbelievable."
"I said I was a man, and you said I was a eunuch. Now that I have revealed all my secrets to you, do you still call me a eunuch?"
"It would be great if all the eunuchs in the world were like you. How many women would it bring happiness? This is all an invention of you Han people. You are a good man, but you ask others to cut off the most important things. Humans are not animals, they
Those people are relieved, will the eunuchs still be happy?"
"Can I control so much?" said the little eunuch, "Besides, I can only be considered lucky enough to have left something that should have been mine. If someone had cut off the most important thing from me, you and I would still be here.
Such a thing?"
Wu'er-Sultan's fur coat was spread on the ground, and the little eunuch's fur coat was covering him. According to the most primitive customs on the grassland, they were carrying out the most basic production process of human birth and birth. Two horses were munching leisurely not far away.
Eating tender green grass, the only sound on the quiet grassland is the gentle blowing of the wind
Next to them were filled with mare's milk, beef, shortbread and many other foods. A few small field mice were sneaking around. They thought it was a once-in-a-century visitor, so they wanted to get some food scraps or something.
Is it something else to change the taste? The food sources on the grassland are too monotonous. Apart from grass roots, they are basically grass products.
The blue sky, white clouds, earth, and grasslands are so pure that they only have three colors: blue, white, and green. Who would have thought that there was a bloody war not far from here yesterday. In the end, the ones who cleaned up the battlefield were naturally those wolves.
Countless white bones of hawks, falcons, ants, etc. are scattered among them. They will probably stay in this desolate prairie for a long time. Nature gave birth to those poor creatures, and finally opened its broad mind to welcome them back.
"You Han people have many advanced and civilized things and many great inventions, but the smartest people have done the stupidest things. As far as I know, the lottery system is also the first creation of you Han people," Wu'er-Sultan held.
The poet said, "Although we people are ignorant and backward, we are much more civilized than you Han people in this regard. There are many men and women coming in and out of such a large palace, and none of them are lottery people. I don't understand you Han emperors.
There are too many wives to count, but they turn the men around them into trash. Those poor women have all the parts in their bodies! They are not trash. What should they do? Has anyone thought about them?
Feelings?”
Although the young eunuch also studied for a few days, most of what he learned was the Doctrine of the Mean, the Four Books and the Five Classics. As for debating the truth of the world and studying whether the eunuch's way is reasonable, it was unheard of that the emperor's decree is the law of heaven. Who dares to say that the emperor
Isn't that right? But after listening to Wu'er Sultan's theory, he also felt that it was reasonable. Although he was a fake eunuch, in Chinese history, apart from the teacher who only heard about a fake eunuch named Lao Ai, he was the second most fake eunuch.
I wonder if there is a third party? He didn’t want to prove whether these policies and measures were correct or not. His thinking was far from that level, so he said:
"Sister, you are a good girl who understands justice well. Your love for me is as deep as the mountains and the sea. I will never forget you."
"What's the use of talking nonsense? If I hadn't seen you handsome yesterday and pitied you for letting someone take that thing, you wouldn't have thought of taking my body so easily?" Wu'er Sudan said with a smile, "Brother An'er
, follow me back to the desert, and let your father make you a general, which is better than being a little eunuch and unable to marry a wife in your life."
"Go back to your desert," the little eunuch was suddenly startled, and blurted out, "Screw you for dreaming! Yesterday your team was severely defeated by us, and only a few thousand people were left to flee. I told you not to allow pursuit, otherwise you will be killed."
I want to catch them all in one fell swoop and you want me to go back to your desert to be a consort or a general, so who can I go back to your desert to look for?"
"Where is the father? How is the father?" Wu'er Sultan pushed the little eunuch's body with all his strength.
"King Shan Yu made an archery bet with me, and he was hit by an arrow from me. His life or death is unknown."
"It turns out that you and I are the real enemies, and the revenge for killing my father has not yet been avenged! Am I so blind that I slept with my enemy?" Ur-Sultan struggled to sit up.
"You just talked to me for a long time, and I didn't refute you a word. The battlefield is a matter of life and death. If it's not that you were completely defeated, or that we lost all our money, and you still started the war, who do you blame?
"The little eunuch lay on the "hot quilt", holding one hand around Ursudan's waist, and argued with reason.
"It's not our fault." Wu'er Sultan also had her own reasons and said, "There must be a spy among you. Two letters were sent to our prince's house. The first letter said that he would cooperate with his father inside and outside. After the matter was completed,
The country is divided equally. The second letter said that the commander leading the team is a young eunuch who has just turned fifteen years old. He is a rotten little eunuch and doesn't understand shit. Let us work with peace of mind. Otherwise, how would I know that you are a eunuch?"
Only then did the little eunuch understand that Wu'er Sultan kept calling him "little eunuch" before they met him. It turned out that he was a traitor and a traitor. Who is this person? He brought out a hundred thousand elite soldiers, and that was all the wealth in the court was.
Nothing will happen to my wife. I have to go back and discuss it with the master. Thinking like this, he hurriedly got up to look for clothes. Wu'er Sultan grabbed the little eunuch from behind and begged:
"Sister, let's go! Something big has happened in the court. How can I be embarrassed to be happy here alone?"
"If something goes wrong, it must go wrong. It doesn't matter if you leave early or leave late. The problem is that you must investigate clearly in advance. What happened in the court and who did it? You have a hundred thousand strong soldiers, who are you afraid of?
"
The little eunuch had begun to admire more than just this little girl. He turned around and pressed Ur-Sultan under him again, and said sincerely:
"Sister, when one day I become a person, I will make you a small nest made of gold in our capital, so that you can enjoy all the happiness in the world!"
"Okay!" Ur-Sultan said with a slight smile, "At that time, I will give birth to many, many little eunuchs for you in our little nest."
"You're talking nonsense!" The little eunuch was exposed and his shortcomings were exposed. His angry face was covered with red clouds and he argued, "Why does my son want to be a eunuch?"
"I'm joking with you, why are you angry? From now on, my son will naturally be your son. If anyone dares to touch our son's vagina, I will kill their whole family and make eight generations of their ancestors become
Turtle bastard!"
The little eunuch smiled, with a sincere and happy smile on his face. He thought, human emotions are really unpredictable. Yesterday, they were extremely jealous enemies, and in an instant they became lovers who are in love with each other. Suddenly he remembered something and asked with a smile.
road:
"Sister, you said last night that you were a girl. Why didn't I see blood on the sheets when I got up this morning?"
Wu'er Sultan was startled at first, but when she understood what it meant, she immediately blushed with embarrassment. She covered her cheeks with her hands and said with a smile:
"You ghost eunuch! I thought you were an honest person. You have so many colorful intestines. What do you think? We foreign girls are not like you Han girls. We stay in the boudoir all day long. We who paint and embroider are not like you."
Both men and women make a living on horseback and go through ups and downs, how can they maintain such integrity?"
The little eunuch thought about it and said, "Sister, I blamed you wrongly."
Ur-Sultan said with deep affection: "You have captured my people and my heart. No other man has ever come to my place in the past and it will never be possible in the future."
After saying this, Ur-Sultan pointed to his chest
The grassland is full of countless delicate flowers, with various patterns and styles: white as snow, black as paint, yellow as gold, red as blood-stained, orange, purple, gray, the flowers are in clusters, and the flowers are fragrant.
Attracting many beautiful butterflies, flying up and down and dancing gracefully on the beautiful prairie
The little eunuch had excellent patience. Even though Ur-Sudan's muscular body was attractive, he still controlled himself several times. The valve of his reproductive system was almost open. Little Tailin cleverly changed the topic and said:
"Sister, I like you, I will like you forever!"
"Really? You bad eunuch!"
"You are not allowed to call me eunuch!"
"Just scream, scream, scream, you are a eunuch, you are a eunuch, you are a eunuch!"
The little eunuch looked at Wu'er Sultan's handsome and handsome face and couldn't bear it any longer. When the flood accidentally overflowed, it was as if the earth was shaking. He couldn't help but tremble violently all over his body...