Chapter 180: When the Flowers Are Full and the Moon is Full
On the way, the young eunuch gave a general account of this experience, and Zhang Facun, Huang Ren and others made some appropriate supplements.
Hu San said: "Brother, every time you are in trouble, you always have a beautiful woman to help you, you always have adventures, and you always have a wonderful story. Why do you think this is?"
Everyone also asked: "Why?"
The little eunuch chuckled and said, "Why? It's because I'm afraid of death. If I die, my wife will have no one to support her."
Hu San shook his head and said: "Brother didn't tell the truth. Your explanation is too far-fetched and too ordinary. Anyone would think so."
The little eunuch said: "Brother Hu, how do you want me to explain? Every time I don't know if I can go home alive, but in the end I come back alive. My dominant principle is that people respect me as much as I respect others."
"Zhang, if someone hurts me one foot, I will return nine feet to him. My idea is not to do anything too extreme, just stop in moderation."
Hu Sandao: "Brother, sometimes you kill people without blinking an eye. You are so cruel that I feel scared when I see you."
The little eunuch gritted his teeth and said: "You must kill those who deserve to be killed! If you leave those evil people in the world, there will always be endless harm."
"Can you finish killing the bad guys?" Hu San asked again.
"We can't kill them all." The little eunuch shook his head and said with a bitter smile, "But one kill counts as one. As long as he touches my hand, his life expectancy is reached."
Cao Huazhi, Shangguan Xue and others came over and interjected: "When you men are together, you always like to talk about some obscure issues. Brother Hu, have you noticed that our Pan Lang never kills women?"
The little eunuch counted on his fingers and found that he had never killed a woman in his life, so he smiled and said:
"Why kill a woman? Women are single and weak and have always been weak. Why put a knife on a woman's neck?" the little eunuch said without thinking.
Cao Huazhi scolded: "Pan Lang, don't be ashamed. You just fought with sister Yin Tianxue for three hundred rounds, and why couldn't you kill her?"
The little eunuch Li Qu thought about it and said: "I fight her just because I don't know whether she is a friend or an enemy. I can't kill innocent people indiscriminately, right?"
Shangguan Xue also said angrily: "What if she kills you?"
"She won't kill me!" The little eunuch couldn't find any better words.
"Why?" the four female generals asked in unison.
"Because she is my wife!" the little eunuch said with a cheeky smile.
"Pan Lang got an advantage and behaved well. One day we sisters will join forces to tie you up and give you a good beating to make you talk nonsense again?"
"Isn't it okay if I surrender?" the little eunuch raised his hands exaggeratedly.
The smart Hu San couldn't help but think to himself: Although the eunuch brother got to this point, although there is an element of luck, the key is still to do with manpower. He is upright. Leilei has Zhao Xiaogao's bad luck. Why did he end up like that? It's not greed or selfishness.
Short-sightedness, viciousness, and misfortunes are all caused by yourself!
Lei Xubin, who was following behind, also thought to himself: A true man stands between heaven and earth. He should take people like General Pan as a role model. He who is in a high position, does not have arrogance, does not discriminate against the people, and can be the pillar of the country.
It is enough to be able to hang out with scholars and common people under the rain, to be brothers and sisters, and to meet such a master in this life!
Talking and laughing, the young eunuch saw the city gate open early and led his generals into the city. Although he did not make any achievements when he attacked the city, it was his subordinates and wives who did it. The young eunuch raised his forehead with his hands and said happily to himself
road:
"How could I, Pan You'an, be so virtuous? God has given me so much wealth and splendor. All the generals are like brothers, and my wife is beautiful and virtuous. What can I ask for? What if I give it to an emperor? What a pitiful human heart.
, Wang Shu is the most valuable person among the people, and is more valuable than ten thousand people. He is the Grand Prime Minister of the current dynasty, and he is as rich as the country. However, many things have happened. He wants to usurp power and seize the throne, change the dynasty, and is in his sixties and almost seventy years old. He is uneasy to enjoy the world.
Years, why bother?"
As soon as the young eunuch entered the temporary residence arranged for him, he urgently summoned Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong and others to come and discuss: Is it appropriate to marry Miss Yin now that we are facing a huge enemy?
Hua Shixiong said: "It's not a bad idea."
Wang Xiaowu nodded and agreed: "I think it's okay."
Hu San thought for a moment and realized where the root cause of the young eunuch's disease was, and then said: "Recruiting people before the battle has been a taboo for military strategists since ancient times. The fear is that the morale of the soldiers will be shaken and their morale will be unstable. This is an ancient saying and is not found in military books. However, the eldest brother thought
Have you ever thought about it? If you marry Yin Tianxue as your wife, you will gain another arm invisibly. Miss Yin Tianxue is highly skilled in martial arts and looks like a fairy. If the eldest brother does not marry her, there will be many men in the army who will be coveted by others. If this continues, it will disturb the morale of the army.
Now, the eldest brother takes Tian Xue Nu as his concubine, the generals call him sister-in-law, and the soldiers treat him as his wife, who dares to think anything wrong?"
Hua and Wang both clapped their hands and applauded: "The second brother is still the eloquent, after all he is the chief minister of Dali Temple!"
The little eunuch smiled again and said: "As you know, I still wear a eunuch hat on my head. Is it appropriate for a eunuch to marry in public?"
Wang Xiaowu said disdainfully: "Brother, what's wrong with worrying too much? Eunuchs who have been famous since ancient times rarely have three wives or four concubines in order to decorate their appearance or take care of their lives? Brother, do you remember that he is the one who recruited us into the palace?
After Eunuch Yang left the country, he returned to his hometown and married a concubine with three wives!"
The young eunuch knows Eunuch Yang’s marriage better than anyone else. He is not a person who refuses to repay his kindness. After the young eunuch got married, he gave Eunuch Yang a lot of money and happily sent him home to provide for his retirement. He left Eunuch Yang with someone else.
All ten heads have moved
Since everyone thought so, the young eunuch gave up his worries and decided to marry his wife publicly once. Even if the matter spread to the palace, there would be no need to make a fuss: The young eunuch Pan's father-in-law, Marshal Pan, married a wife, and he didn't know what to do? The young eunuch understood:
Not many people in the palace or outside the palace knew that he was a fake eunuch? So it might have been a joke that the eunuch commander married a wife! The young eunuch immediately decided to give the entire army a three-day holiday and advance part of it from Zhao Xiaogao, who was in charge of food and grass.
With two taels of silver and plenty of wine and meat, he invited a gong and drum troupe from the people, set off whips and flowers, made loud boasts, put up lanterns and festoons, and killed pigs and sheep. The little eunuch was determined to organize the wedding in a lively and lively manner and marry the beautiful Miss Yin decently.
Enter the bridal chamber
The husband gave the order, and Cao Huazhi and the others began to get busy. They dressed up the bride carefully, and the ladies didn't know. Pan Lang always married in secret. When he was selling cats in his pocket, he married Shangguan Xue in a cottage.
Marrying Hu Fenxian and Huang Qiuchan were all in a hurry, not to mention that this time was different. What happened to the eunuch? Isn't the eunuch a human being? The ladies secretly determined to hold a unique and luxurious wedding for their Pan Lang, and they also let
People who become eunuchs have a good time
This day coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th, and it is also a time when flowers are blooming and the moon is full.