Chapter 182: Tianxue Girl's Newlywed Night Tribulation for the Groom
Yin Tianxue and the young eunuch were fighting fiercely when they suddenly heard someone shouting: "Don't fight, don't fight, they are all our own family members!" As soon as the girl heard this, she immediately concluded that this person could not be any other than the famous Pan Shuai and Pan You'an.
Firstly, his martial arts skills are unparalleled and cannot be compared with ordinary people. Secondly, his character is outstanding. Compared with Pan An, there is nothing better. The young lady's face turned red and she hurriedly hid aside. Cao Huazhi glanced at her.
For a moment, she looked embarrassed and didn't know how to explain it. She nodded hastily and tried to cover it up.
Once a word has been said, it is hard to chase after it. Since you have promised someone, you should not regret it. It is not in vain to marry a person like Marshal Pan in your life. In the next life, your character and martial arts will be top-notch. As for issues of moral character and thinking,
The girl is worried, she needs to verify it herself
The former General Pan's residence has now been turned into the temporary residence of Marshal Pan. The little eunuch who was the vanguard at Black Tiger Cliff yesterday has suddenly transformed into a groom.
A pair of pretty children who won't give up, both entered the new house tonight. History always plays tricks on people, sometimes with malice, sometimes with good intentions. Good intentions and malice are not dependent on human will, it's all about personal luck.
The young eunuch looked at his newly married wife. In the past, he had conquered, fought, and robbed, and she had all been found by himself. But now this woman was created by his wives, so he felt very uncomfortable, even
I didn’t even have the courage to take another look. I was sitting alone at the table, drinking boringly.
It was Yin Tianxue who broke the deadlock, pursed his lips and smiled, and whispered: "Brother-in-law, we have nothing to do. Please drink slowly and let me tell you a story, okay?"
The little eunuch was unhappy when he heard this: This woman still calls me brother-in-law. It is obvious that she refuses people thousands of miles away. Let's see how she makes a move? Then she said:
"As you wish!"
Yin Tianxue said eloquently:
Once upon a time, there was a farmer who was farming in the fields. Suddenly he saw a scholar riding a donkey coming from a distance. The scholar met the farmer and politely said to the donkey:
"Brother, big brother, you farm all day long, do you know how many plows you can plow in one day?"
The farmer ate for a long time and couldn't answer. Finally, he blushed and said, "To be honest with you, I really don't know."
"You're so stupid. You can't even explain what you're doing. You're worse than the stupid donkey I'm riding!"
The farmer was inexplicably angry and returned home with a pout. When his wife brought the rice, he didn’t even want to eat it. She saw that he had a strange look on his face. After questioning him for a long time, he told his wife the truth and said with a disdainful smile:
"The person who got a bargain will not give up. That person will definitely come back tomorrow. You can answer him like this."
At almost noon the next day, the scholar came again and asked the farmer again in his original words. The farmer knew what he knew and asked calmly:
"Xiucai, Xiucai, you ride a donkey back and forth all day long. Do you know how many steps the donkey takes in that day?"
The scholar was shocked, knowing that the farmer must have an expert to guide him. After repeated questioning, the farmer was kind and told the truth that it was his wife who taught him. The scholar smiled and said:
"Brother, go home today and tell your sister-in-law that I will go meet her tomorrow. Only half of my mouth is enough."
The farmer went home and told his wife that the scholar was coming to visit. The wife knew it well and smiled without saying a word.
That day, as he said, the scholar came to the prison. In order to prove that he could defeat the farmer's wife with only half of his mouth, he first covered half of his mouth with a piece of dog skin plaster, and came excitedly with one leg in front of the threshold and one leg behind the threshold.
He shouted from the other door:
"Sister-in-law, do you want me to go in or out of the house?"
The farmer's wife took a handful of onions and a handful of garlic and put them on the chopping board and said, "Xiucai Xiucai, do you think I should chop onions or garlic?"
The scholar was suddenly shocked and said: "My sister-in-law is not good, the cow dung is in the pot!"
The farmer's wife smiled and said: "It's okay, didn't you see the plaster on the cow's butt?"
The scholar brought trouble to himself, blushed, and left in a huff.
What kind of person is the young eunuch? How could he not know the intentions of the new wife? Without thinking, he made up a story:
Once upon a time, there were two good friends, one named Zhang and the other named Zhu. One day, Zhang Xiucai went to visit Zhu Xiucai. It happened that Zhu Xiucai was not at home. Zhang Xiucai asked:
"Is Zhu Xiucai at home?"
"My husband is not at home. When I come back, I will let him know. May I ask your surname, sir?" It was Zhu's wife who answered.
"surname Zhang"
"Oh, are you going to open your bow or stand upright?"
"The bow is stretched"
"Has Mr. Zhang eaten?"
"Already used, you're welcome"
"Okay, sir, please sit down and have tea."
Zhang Xiucai went home and praised Zhu Xiucai's wife for being smart, capable, and well-spoken. She was very admirable.
Zhang's wife became very jealous and scolded: "You're not ashamed, how can you praise other people's wives in front of your own wife? Someone came the next day, and I said it more appropriately than she did!"
Zhang Xiucai remained silent
A few days later, Zhu Xiucai came to visit Zhang Xiucai, but Zhang Xiucai happened to be away.
Zhang's wife said: "My nerd is not here. May I ask, sir, your surname is Gui?"
"My surname is not Gui, my surname is Zhu?" Zhu Xiucai looked confused.
"Boar and sow?"
"Boar" Zhu Xiucai patiently answered truthfully
"Have you passed the gelding?"
"Not yet" Zhu Xiucai couldn't bear it anymore, but he still told the truth.
"It's just right, I don't have it either. Why don't we cook it in one pot? Wait a moment, I'll boil the water." Without waiting for the guest's consent, Zhang's wife, in order to show her enthusiasm for the guest, took the knife to cut the meat, but the knife was dull.
Then he sharpened his knife again
Zhu Xiucai was shocked and ran away
Zhang's wife picked up a knife and chased her out the door, shouting: "Old boar, are you quitting?"
Zhu Xiucai replied without looking back: "I'll ask my wife. If she says she's going to gel, I'll gel. If she says she doesn't, I won't. I don't dare to make the decision on my own."
Zhang's wife threw the knife on the chopping board in frustration and muttered contemptuously:
"It turns out that he is a coward and doesn't dare to make the decision on this matter. No wonder there is a clever lady in the family who can talk?"
Not to be outdone, Yin Tianxue continued:
When the little dwarf saw his children playing on the kang, he threatened: "When your mother comes, she will carry me on the kang and I will look good on you!"
The little eunuch then said:
There was a mother and daughter working, and the daughter shouted in the kitchen:
"Mom, there is too much water"
“Add noodles!”
"Too many noodles?"
"add water!"
"..."
“Can’t put it on the chopping board?”
"Damn girl, it wasn't me who sewed the quilt to sew myself in. I won't be able to spare you when I come out!"
Yin Tianxue wanted to say something more, but was stopped by the young eunuch:
"If you don't say anything, ma'am, it's really late. There are still a lot of things to do tomorrow, why don't you go to bed early?"
Yin Tianxue had a sullen expression on her face and her cheeks were flushed, and she said, "It's too early to call me a wife. There is another story. If my brother-in-law can talk to me, my little sister will be your wife. Then he will go to bed with the official."
I don’t know what kind of things Yin Tianxue said. Let’s listen to the explanation next time.