Chapter 184: A Fanbang Girl Captures Shuangxue Using a Skillful Scheme
Who can explain clearly the things in this world? How far is the distance between science and superstition? If you can’t explain clearly, you can just say it is fate! The young eunuch and Yin Tianxue share the same bed with husband and wife. However, it is difficult to become husband and wife, so we can only rely on fate.
Wei Lai explained!
The little eunuch worked hard to no avail, and felt ashamed of himself. It was as if he had returned to a real eunuch again. When Xueer said, "My wife is not borrowed," his heart suddenly brightened, and he suddenly felt relieved. Although Yin Tianxue was married for the first time, after all,
It's a girl's house, how can we not understand the thoughts of men? He thought about it, there is no fifteenth and there is still the first year of junior high school! There is a thought left in his heart, and there is always a kind of hope, maybe something bad will turn into a good thing! Just like
Just like the Yugu girl Ginkgo Dunzhu, she always worries about the unfinished half of the chess game. She will go to see the lovely Ginkgo tonight! The little eunuch pondered his wishful thinking and gradually fell asleep. Unknowingly,
Actually fell asleep in Yin Tianxue's arms
It was not yet dawn when suddenly I heard the sound of drums and horns. The little eunuch hurriedly got up. Yin Tianxue also followed suit to get dressed. The little eunuch looked back and smiled and said:
"I'm in the army, so I won't get in the way. Xue'er might as well sleep for a while."
Yin Tianxue refused to listen and insisted on getting dressed. He said in his mouth: "The husband sings and the wife follows, and the husband works hard for state affairs. How can I not prepare breakfast for you as a wife? Sir, I have one more thing.
"Seeking each other"
"What's the matter?" The little eunuch has already put on his clothes.
"My husband already has a Xue'er. Please don't call me Xue'er in the future to avoid confusion with sister Xue'er."
"What should I call it?"
"I have a girl named Bing'er. My husband thinks it sounds easy, so he calls me Bing'er!"
The little eunuch nodded and said: "Bingxue is the closest, so it's good to call me Bing'er."
After washing up while talking, Yin Tianxue cooked in person, boiling a glass of milk, frying two eggs, ready-made scones, and some local side dishes.
The little eunuch had something on his mind and was eager to leave. After taking a few random bites, he put down his chopsticks. Yin Tianxue smiled, took out something from his arms and said:
"If you carry this with you, you will have something to think about in the future."
The little eunuch took it in his hand and saw that it was a sachet. He couldn't help but want to laugh, but he stopped when he felt the inconvenience. He stuffed it into his sleeve and said:
"Bing'er, I'm going"
As soon as the young eunuch left the gate of the mansion, he saw his wives, except for Ginkgo, all holding swords and knives. Standing on both sides of the door, the young eunuch asked in surprise:
"Why is this?"
Cao Huazhi said with a smile: "This morning's report said that there were troops sieging the city. We were afraid that the military situation would disturb your husband's dream, so the sisters came to protect him."
The little eunuch said: "Missing an important event is a crime of beheading."
Several wives said together: "These few little stories are just frogs in the well, arrogant and arrogant, and we all regard them as trivial. My husband does not need to make a fuss about it."
The young eunuch knew the abilities of the ladies and did not want to dampen his own spirit, so he stopped talking. The young eunuch went first, followed by the ladies. Yin Tianxue also came and hurried to the commander's mansion. Hu San and other civil servants and military generals
They are all waiting for orders in their tents
When the marshal ascended the throne, the young eunuch asked Hu San: "Brother, how many troops are there to attack the city?"
"According to Tan Ma's report, the Huns sent an army of 100,000 to attack this time, saying that they would fight to the death to capture Daqigou and open the gateway to the east." Hu San reported the truth
The young eunuch asked the generals what they could do to break the army, and Hua Shixiong said:
"Although Daqigou is small, the city is so strong that if it is defended, let alone ten or eight days, it can be protected for a year and a half. However, it is precisely because Daqigou is a small town with few registered residents and not much food storage.
I have an army of one hundred thousand in the city, and the people will eat and the horses will drink, and it will last for three days at most."
The little eunuch frowned slightly and said: "Send the order to the three armies to immediately open the city to resist the enemy!"
The enemy's first general in the formation was named Xia Weiqiliqi. He was a red-faced man with wolf eyes and an eagle nose, a broad mouth and big ears. He had blond hair and a yellow beard that looked like a bush of grass under his chin because of his big head and short body.
, from a distance, it looks like a fat bear lying prone on a tall horse
"Listen up, Southern Barbarians," Xavich shouted loudly, "I, the right virtuous king, Dashan Yu, have the virtue of preserving a good life. If you and others surrender, you will be spared death. The team will be disbanded on the spot, and travel expenses will be paid to go home. Parents at home will be saved."
My wife and children are still thinking about you! It’s not easy to grow up like this. Why do you need to serve the foolish and incompetent emperor? Otherwise, we will let you come and go without any return, and we will kill you and leave you alone, and we will have to let your souls return to your hometown.
!Besides, you Han people have never been good at fighting. A donkey rider can’t beat a horse rider. No matter how fat the cattle and sheep are, they are no match for the jackals. All my words are good. I never speak other than the truth. Think about it.
Isn’t that true?”
The little eunuch laughed three times, pointed his horsewhip, and scolded: "You are waiting for thieves. They are wolves by nature. They rebel repeatedly, burn, kill and loot. If you disturb my border people and beat them once, you will be honest for a few days. If I don't beat you, you will get sick."
I've done it again! This time I won't leave once I'm here, and I will make sure that all of you barbarians have no descendants and no descendants, and we will never have any border troubles."
The general smiled and said: "Boy, why are you laughing? I think you have no eyes for the emperor, so you sent a thin and pretty boy like you to take charge? I am afraid that I am not your opponent if I know how to read and understand. I will catch him right."
If you fight me with a knife in one hand and a ** in the other, I can make you kneel down and call me grandpa!"
Not willing to be outdone, the little eunuch sneered and said, "You thief, please come here. Within three seconds, I will ask you to take off your pants and see if you have that thing under your crotch. Then we will see who is the grandfather?"
The general was furious, and the weapon in his hand flashed. He was about to take action, but unexpectedly, a female general appeared from behind and shouted:
"It's useless to kill a chicken with a sledgehammer. Commander, let's see if I take this pretty-faced southern barbarian and go back to the camp to talk!"
The female general's name is Xue Lihong. She has blond hair and blue eyes, is tall and fit, wears a white shirt, and rides a bay-red horse. She is good at using a digging shovel. She comes from an aristocratic family. Someone once sneaked into the Southern Dynasties and stole the essence of Chinese martial arts.
In this generation, Xue Lihong is already unrivaled.
When Liu Jianxun saw that a woman was calling for battle, he didn't take it seriously and showed a contemptuous sneer at the corner of his mouth. Without waiting for the commander to speak, he stepped out and shouted loudly:
"Send me your name so that I won't write you down as an unknown person on my credit list in the future."
Xue Lihong didn't say anything. She danced with the digging shovel, and Liu Jianxun didn't dare to ignore the blows from her pocket. She raised her fist in return and both sides shoveled their swords back and forth. In less than ten rounds, Fan Nu roared, raised the shovel and knocked Liu Jianxun down.
chopped under the horse
When the little eunuch saw this, the sky turned dark and he almost fell off his horse, shouting:
"Jianxun and I have gone through hundreds of battles and achieved great success. I don't want to lose my life at the hands of an unknown female warrior today. It hurts me so much! Whoever won that female sacrifice with me, my brother, will I give him a great credit?"
"
Before he could say anything, Yin Tianxue charged out on horseback, and the female general caught him with a shovel.
What a fight! The gun flies away like flying flowers, and the shovel moves like fish swimming. One wants to avenge the general of her husband's tent, one wants to help King Shanyu fight for the Han Dynasty. One is like a swallow sweeping the sky, one is like a deer galloping in the field, and the other is a woman.
Zhongjie, a heroine. When two strong men meet, the brave one wins. When two brave men meet, the wise one wins.
The two fought for about three hundred rounds, and it was hard to tell who was better. Shangguanxue was impatient, fired his gun and shouted:
"Sister Xue'er, please take a break and let me capture this woman to avenge General Liu's blood!"
Yin Tianxue was reluctant to give up, and the two of them fought together. The red girl in the snow could not resist the enemy, so she returned to the horse and walked away.
There was a small forest, and suddenly the girl Xue Lihong waved her hand, and more than ten female soldiers flashed out from both sides, letting Xue Lihong pass, and then the hooks and ropes came out. The two Xue'er couldn't avoid it, and they fell under the horse one after another.