The most unlucky thing was the prince's commander, Xavivichovich. After he drove away the guards, he happily went straight to the tent. Someone put out the light. He thought it was the old lady who was considerate and reliable!
Afraid of being embarrassed by the two naked female generals of the Southern Army, he was sorry, but it made sense in theory, so he hurriedly took off his clothes and rushed to the big bed without thinking too much. This bed was with him every day, so naturally he would not make a mistake.
He arranged the directions when they were on the road. The two girls took turns to share. They tried their best to keep the bowl of water level and impartial. Every shot they fired was one shot. Every shot they fired was two shots. They arrived at dawn.
, the bed work has basically come to an end. Three shots each of the two beauties should be considered a conservative figure.
He had long heard that women from the Southern Dynasties were tight and narrow, with small nipples but thin waists, round buttocks that were very elastic, a low nose bridge but easy for kissing, and a small mouth and thin lips, which were most suitable for them.
The big tongues of the northerners don't want to give up. Whenever I think about it, the thing under Xavier's crotch can't help but poke its head and brain in the dark place many times, eager to try. The men of the southerners have yellow faces, skinny bones, thin legs and short arms. They have always been...
He is also known as a sick man because his eggs are not as good as bird eggs, his penis is as big as a monkey, thin and short, and those who have too much sex are either premature ejaculation or impotence, so there is a saying that "the resentful girl in the boudoir walks away with her breasts held high."
If the two Southern Dynasty women were able to sleep with him for a night, it would be considered as their previous life's cultivation and this life's fortune, and it would also allow them to truly taste what it's like to be a woman. Once the cat eats it,
It smells so fishy, I’m afraid I won’t be able to drive it away in the future!
"Haha whistle, hala whistle!" Xavich muttered, muttering something in his mouth, looking for the bed in the dark, and jumped up. He touched a naked body without saying a word, pulled it over hard, and positioned himself to aim at the target.
I couldn't help but explain; I didn't need to pay close attention to my appearance when I entered. I had seen it during the day. This time I would fight in the dark. After I became familiar with it, I would fight in the open fire. General Xavich was short and fat, but God had failed him in this regard.
On the other hand, it made necessary compensation for him. His long whip is beyond the reach of others. Its length, thickness, softness and toughness are all first-class. If there is a Guinness record, it must be him. Moreover, his umbrella shape
The ** has a strange shape, like a well-developed black mushroom, more like a shrunken water chestnut. I don’t know whether this is due to the creator’s preference for him or even the fact that he has inherited it from his old ancestors.
Genes that should be inherited, no favors from anyone, usually go into battle every night, and no less than two of his eight wives must be present, otherwise something will happen and make everyone unhappy. But this time it was really him
Damn, it's weird. He probably thought too much, or the preparations were too detailed and thorough, or the equipment of the Southern Dynasties woman was too small and too attractive. He originally wanted to play a long game to catch a big fish, but he couldn't bear it anymore.
Hold on, he pulled out his steel whip and started bombing the second woman in turn. Suddenly, the Volga River cliff suddenly burst its embankment, and white nectar and jade liquid spurted out. It was too late to enter another target. He shot all over the bed in vain, and was shot by Xavich.
With a frustrated groan, he kicked out and a woman fell to the ground. He wanted to call someone into the tent to light the lamp, but due to the indecent scene, when he fumbled to light the oil lamp, he discovered the beauty that he had just salivated over and manipulated ruthlessly.
The women turned out to be his ugly, stupid, fat and pig mothers.
After Xavich woke up, it was already past noon. The military doctor performed a detailed examination and meticulous surgery on him, and told him happily: This thing can still be used. After all, Southerners are Southerners, and they cut him according to Southerners' measurements.
Although the remaining part of the artifact is not as good as before, it is enough to complete the necessary work. It is considered a blessing among misfortunes. Xavier gritted his steel teeth and swore revenge, a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye. The old trick must be repeated one day.
If you catch that pretty boy from the Southern Dynasty, you will also want to reduce his size. He will not be so kind. He will cut off his penis by the roots, dig out the two balls together, and make him a eunuch.
Only in this way can we relieve the hatred in our hearts
Xavich was missing important parts and could not continue to advance. He immediately ordered a withdrawal and retreated to the rear for repairs.
The little eunuch became angry and turned to leave, but Xue Lihong grabbed him from behind and said:
"Brother, can't you let me finish what I'm saying?"
The cry of "brother" made the little eunuch feel itchy in his heart. Men are male by nature. I have never seen a male dog expel a female dog. Although Xuelihong, the son of the horse, was unkempt and disheveled, the Chinese people have Chinese people.
With her appearance, foreigners have the beauty of foreigners. Her tall and slender figure, face as white as snow, captivating blue eyes, and her blond hair like a sea of sea, are everywhere that make people think even though she killed herself.
Liu Jianxun, his sworn brother, captured his two beloved wives, but what happened on the battlefield was life and death. No wonder which one was involved. Just at this moment, the little eunuch's position changed 180 degrees.
"What do you want me to do?" the little eunuch stopped and asked.
"I want you to love me" Xue Lihong said bluntly
"Do you think this is possible?" The little eunuch didn't know who he was asking, Xue Lihong or himself.
"Why isn't it possible?"
"Our two families are enemies"
"Can't you turn conflicts into friendship?"
"To put it lightly, do you have the final say or do I?"
"You are the commander here and of course you have the final say. Although I can't be the whole family over there, I can do my job. Do you dare to let me go?"
"Why don't you dare? I'll let you go right now."
"You are a real man who dares to do something. You are really worthy of my pride. I love you for sure."
"Let's not talk about this first."
"It turns out you are a hypocrite who dares to hate but not to love."
"Eh-" the little eunuch sneered disdainfully
"What are you talking about?"
"Come here!" The little eunuch wanted to ask someone to take the woman out to take a bath, and then send her back after eating. Then he thought about it. There was no female guard in the dungeon, so he had to say to the visitor, "Go and ask Cao Cao."
General, please come here."
Not long after, Cao Huazhi brought Huang Qiuchan and Ruan Shimei to Ginkgo. They were new to Ginkgo and were not very familiar with them, so they did not come together.
Cao Huazhi is so smart. A comparison of the two, her husband's thoughts and the foreign girl's expression revealed everything. She smiled and said:
"Pan Lang, please go down and have a rest. Everything here is left to me and the sisters. I will make sure you are satisfied."
The little eunuch left the dungeon with great ambition. He was hesitant for a while, excited for a while: should this foreign woman marry, can she marry her?