As mentioned in the previous article, Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui assigned Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui to Zhao Xiaogao to perform a lot operation in Langdang Mountain. However, the rough man did not do the work carefully and always left something to be desired. He only did superficial work. Zhao Xiaogao's ammunition depot
and other equipment were all intact, except for the launch machine. Every time Zhao Xiaogao thought about this, he would curse the number of thieves in Langdang Mountain, and vowed not to take revenge in this life. He was not raised by his father, his parents, or his prostitutes.
Zhao Xiaogao, raised by a mother-in-law, a son of a bastard, and under a donkey, has such a deep hatred for Langdang Mountain. He touches his chest and asks about his feelings, compares his feelings with each other, and discusses matters based on their feelings. It is not an exaggeration for everyone to scold each other a hundred times. Poor Zhao Xiaogao Shou.
Looking at a lot of beauties in the palace, salivating and drooling, it's not that he doesn't want to, or that the girls are disobedient, but that one key thing is missing! Zhao Xiaogao's large inventory of ammunition cannot be fired, so he can only
He is just waiting for the ripe fruit to fall off, and it will take its own course. Zhao Xiaogao is still young and strong, and has a good time of vitality. How can he not show his forbearance? Most of his good deeds usually happen in dreams and unconsciously.
When he woke up in the morning and looked at the spots all over the sheets, he was so upset that he almost jumped into the river and committed suicide! Then he cursed Langdang Mountain as a traitor.
Zhao Xiaogao heard from somewhere that there was a folk recipe called dog tail to rejuvenate mink. Both dog tail and mink were easy to handle, but the key was that he could not find someone to rejuvenate mink. So he spread the word that if anyone could rejuvenate "mink" for him, he would rather give it.
If ten thousand taels of silver were not enough, he would accept him as his godfather and stepmother, and he would serve me as his own father for the rest of his life. He would be scolded and scolded as he pleased, and he would be provided with a pension until the end of his life. The conditions were very favorable, but the applicant never showed up. Zhao Xiaogao
I still have to endure it for who knows how many days?
Can a living person suffocate to death by urinating? Zhao Xiaogao gained true knowledge through practice. He himself realized a method, which is sexual intercourse, or obscenity. This was not something Zhao Xiaogao imagined out of thin air. The reason was that he accidentally saw two
The chicken's mating rooster has no utensils like him, but it can act very freely and freely every time. The white liquid is injected into the hen's butt accurately, without any mistakes. Zhao Xiaogao was inspired and was immediately ecstatic. He decided
To conduct an experiment personally, of course, this kind of indecent work would never be mentioned by the Queen and the Queen, not even by ordinary concubines. He chose a woman with the lowest status in the palace who had once had an eye for him.
To convey his love, he explained the whole story to the palace maid who looked generally decent. The palace maid shook her head and smiled:
"Brother, you don't have that kind of thing now. It makes people feel itchy and doesn't solve the actual problem. What's the point? I won't do it!"
"I'll give you as much money as you want"
"It's useless if you give me a carriage of money, I can't spend it," the palace maid told the truth.
"Tell me what you want most. If I don't have it, I can get it for you!"
"You can't do it!" The palace maid looked down upon him.
"I can do it! Is there anything in this palace that I can't do?" Zhao Xiaogao said, patting his chest.
"I want a man to sleep with me, can you do it?" The palace maid showed her trump card.
"I am a man, I just want to sleep with you?" Zhao Xiaogao was puzzled.
"What kind of man are you? If you were a real man, I would rather pay you, but it's a pity that you are not." If the palace maid was not well-informed, the accident that Zhao Xiaogao encountered in Langdang Mountain spread throughout the harem within three days.
"I can do it. I am a man. I am different from other eunuchs. I still have, I have...I miss women every day, and I can't sleep well every night. If you don't believe me, try..." Zhao Xiaogao explained incoherently, and he became more and more confused.
I want to understand, but the more I can’t understand
"Okay, take out that thing of yours and let me open my eyes, even if it's only an inch long," the palace maid sneered.
Zhao Xiaogao smiled awkwardly and begged: "Auntie, please save me just once. I think women will go crazy!"
The palace maid had no choice but to see him pitifully, so she reluctantly agreed to sleep with him. Zhao Xiaogao was like a mute who picked up a gold ingot. He was so happy that he couldn't speak for a long time. He followed the procedure he had thought of during the day and tried his best to make a fuss about the palace maid's body.
, biting, gnawing, and rubbing at that place with all his strength. After all the efforts, he still failed to do what he wanted. The thing couldn't come out. The palace maid was driven crazy by his teasing and couldn't see him.
However, in the end, everyone still broke up unhappy. When the palace maid left the house, she gave him a fierce look and said:
"Zhao Xiaogao, even if you call me grandma from now on, I won't sleep with you anymore. You've given up on this!"
In desperation, Zhao Xiaogao remembered that the prostitutes who visited the brothel didn't take it seriously at first. It didn't matter if he had goods or not, they just paid the money anyway. Later, he discovered that this person was very difficult to deal with. If the opportunity arose, he would quickly
Entering a good place, there are goods coming out. Although it doesn't reach the place, it is considered a successful transaction after all. Unfortunately, there are not many good things like this. Zhao Xiaogao often makes people unable to sleep all night. The reason is naturally that he cannot achieve his goal for a long time.
The prostitutes also started to annoy him and were afraid of him. When they heard that he was going, they all said it was inconvenient and they were on their period. Even if he paid double the money, no one would do it.
Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing and willing, Zhao Xiaogao quickly summed up a set of solutions: there are generally three inevitable factors when it comes to success: First, the daughter must be beautiful and have strong attractiveness. She would rather eat a peach than chew it to pieces.
Half a basket of apricots! Secondly, the time should be delayed longer, not too frequently, so that the supply of goods is sufficient. Thirdly, we should think more and pay attention to details, just like a little baby reviewing his homework. Every time a person lies in bed,
I started to think about the whole process of a successful ** over time, and formed a pattern. With these three rules, I will always hit the mark, try again and again, and be foolproof.
Under the strong recommendation of the old prime minister, Zhao Xiaogao was approved by the emperor's order and ordered him to go out with the army and serve as a grain escort. Before leaving, the old prime minister took him into a dark room and quietly told him to wait for an opportunity, so and so.
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God-given opportunity, without any effort on his part, God has already planned and arranged it for him. The little eunuch is trapped in Wushaoling. He can only go down the mountain after the next year. What do you want for the next year? Does the person named Pan still have the next year? Even Pan You'an
With the help of a god and man, he went down the mountain in one piece. Where was his 100,000 troops? How could he have the honor to see the emperor with his bare buttocks? He didn't need anyone to kill him, he took care of himself. After Pan Youan died, he was the boss. Wang Shugui didn't have many
God is crazy, the emperor is so careless, who has the final say in this court? All the women in the harem belong to him, and Pan Youan's wife belongs to him. He first burned the traitor in Langdang Mountain, and then asked the emperor to seal him.
The emperor also set up a seat for him in the main hall when he came to court. After the court was over, he went directly back to the inner palace, lay on the dragon bed with his legs crossed, took off his pants and let Wang Shimei, a bitch, lead a group of palace maids.
They stretched out their tongues to lick it carefully...
After dinner, he sent people to invite Ginkgo Dunzhu, and told them to talk like this. When he thought of the Yugu girl, Zhao Xiaogao's spirit immediately perked up, and his lower body also felt warm. He had already made a preliminary plan.
Let Ginkgo dance for him with her pearly body, and then sing and toast him before going to bed. You don’t need to put in so much effort at all. Who are you dating? How attractive is Ginkgo? Before he can get his bearings, he immediately
There is nectar and jade liquid spurting out, aren't all old roosters like this?