Chapter 196: The Little Eunuch Picks a Fat Pig's Head with a Gun
Cao Huazhi was about to shout "cut", but before the voice came out, he suddenly saw the formation of the Northern Army in chaos. Looking further away, he saw where the dust was rising. A group of people and horses fell from the sky. The commander's flag was held high, and there was a big red "" on the military flag.
"Pan" was unprepared for the soldiers. I don't know how many troops came from the Confederate army. They immediately became confused and retreated. They threw away their helmets and armor and ran for the road. They all hated their parents for having two legs. Cao Huazhi bent down sharply.
Stretching her legs, she hid under a kick, picked up her spear from the ground, held it in her hand and shouted:
"Sisters, look! Pan Lang has personally brought people to rescue us. Everyone, cheer up and follow me to break out of the siege and welcome Pan Lang!"
The five girls escaped from death, all of them fought bravely and roused themselves, just like trapped animals out of their cages. Each of them held swords, guns, swords and halberds, and they all charged into the enemy formation.
After the young eunuch came out of the mountain, Lilang sent spies to inquire about the military situation. A soldier urgently reported that the Fan army Xia Wei suddenly jumped out of nowhere and surrounded the vanguard General Cao Huazhi's 5,000-man horse. General Cao had a small number of people and was used by the Fan army.
The situation was extremely critical. The young eunuch quickly selected 20,000 horses to set off first. Zhu Linzong led a large group to follow and galloped to rescue Cao Huazhi.
The journey of more than ten miles was about to arrive in a blink of an eye. The little eunuch rode quickly and rushed to the front. The coach of the Fan Army, Xavich, was thinking about how to enjoy the beauty of the five beauties.
If he dared to neglect, he hurriedly raised his sword to meet him. He hesitated in his heart and shouted:
"Who is coming?"
"Your grandfather Pan You'an is right! Come here and die, Pig Head!" the little eunuch shot away and shouted sternly.
"Weren't you trapped on the top of Wuling Mountain? How did you get out?" Xavich didn't believe it.
"Ah, that's a good point and a good question! Damn it, I encountered a natural or man-made disaster, and you came here to plot against my wife like a fool. Are you considered a human being?" the little eunuch scolded.
"It's hard to say, it's hard to say." Xavich's face turned slightly red, but he immediately recovered and retorted, "Don't you Chinese say that you are always wary of deceit? Don't you mean your wife won't marry after you die? Forget it, I won't argue with you.
Now that you have left the mountain, your wife will be returned to you and I will argue with you another day."
It was not that Xavich was timid and afraid of fighting, but that he was not mentally prepared at all and what he did was neither authentic nor honorable. Therefore, he wanted to delay time, anger the little eunuch and then act on his own initiative.
"You bastard, you almost killed all 5,000 of my people. Now you can leave if you want?" the little eunuch scolded.
"So what? You kill five thousand more of my people to pay for it. Is this fair?" Xavich acted like a rogue.
"I'm going to drive you all out of our country, or I'll kill you all!" The little eunuch couldn't bear it anymore and rushed over again with his gun raised.
Xavich pushed it away with a knife and said sarcastically: "Pan, as a dignified commander-in-chief of the armed forces, you are so brave for the sake of a few girls. I don't think you can do anything big at all!"
"It's a big deal or a small matter. You stripped my wife naked and tied her to your bed. Is this a small matter?" The little eunuch exposed the shortcomings of Xia Wei's talent.
Xavich was so angry that he wanted to provoke others but made himself furious. In a rage, he shouted:
"Pan, I admit that I am not aboveboard in my work. Do you think your work is fair? I caught your wife to sleep with you. How dare you say that you didn't sleep in Xue Lihong's bed? If you have the ability, you can make a poisonous oath for the officers and soldiers of the three armies to listen.
Listen? Man, men are like this. One of us is a crow and the other is a pig. No one should think that the skin of the other is dark! It’s just that you caught one and I caught two. It seems that you suffered a bit in terms of quantity, but the snow is red.
She is still a young lady! Your two are already useless, but we are still even, brother!"
The little eunuch didn't expect Xavich to have such a trick. He did sleep with Xue Lihong, but he didn't do that, but it couldn't be explained and couldn't be explained clearly. Anyway, it was a fact that he slept with Xue Lihong.
So he could neither swear nor dare to swear. After hesitating for a while, he remembered something and said with a smile:
"It's not even, I heard that you lost something else! Brother, you should come with me, I will introduce you to a job, become a eunuch in my harem! Even though your surgery may not be very authentic
, you can still make peace by pretending to be a facade to coax someone.”
Xavich was furious, this was his great shame and humiliation. How many times could a man have his penis cut off? But he looked at the heat and saw that he was the little eunuch who just took the chicken and thought he was sure to win.
After the large group of troops arrived, the two sides were evenly matched. Since it took time to reorganize their troops, he had the patience to grind his teeth with the little eunuch. He took a rough look and found that the number of the little eunuch was only 20,000 at most, and there were 50,000 behind him.
Where are the people! Even though the little eunuch went down the mountain in danger, it has been freezing in the past few days, and he will definitely lose his troops and his combat power will be greatly affected. I am afraid that this is also his entire team. If he does not take the opportunity to eliminate them today, they will become a big problem in the future.
Thinking about it, Xavich roared angrily and said:
"Pan You'an, don't bully me too much. I've long heard that you are a fake eunuch. Now you've turned me into a eunuch. Let's fight eunuch against eunuch. I don't need anyone's help. How dare you fight me for three hundred rounds?"
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As mentioned in the previous article, Xavich was a famous general in the country. Not only was he physically strong, he also had unique martial arts skills. He was known as an invincible general. The only drawback was that he was a little shorter. He worked hard for a long time, firstly because he wanted to anger Pan Youan.
, the second is the need to reorganize the troops. Now seeing that the time is ripe, he decided to fight alone with Pan Youan, and took the opportunity to kill the commander-in-chief of the Southern Dynasty, getting half the result with half the effort, and everything else was easily solved.
Cao Huazhi led the remaining troops to rush out of the siege. He looked up and saw that her husband and Supreme Commander Xavich had already set up a duel, and shouted:
"Pan Lang, today's teaching is off and this fat pig head is gone!"
Xavich sneered, tilted his head back, and teased the female general: "Who will die and who will live is still in limbo. You two birds that slipped through the net, don't be too happy too early."
Seeing that all the five girls were fine, the little eunuch felt relieved. He signaled to Cao Huazhi and the others to quickly go back to the rear to rest and watch the battle. Then he yelled and pointed his gun at the fat pig's head.