Early in the morning, Cao Huazhi brought several sisters to congratulate her. When she entered the room, she saw that the door was ajar and the little eunuch was still sleeping soundly.
Several women rushed in in surprise, grabbed the little eunuch who was sleeping, and shouted:
"Groom, where is your bride?"
The little eunuch was woken up and looked up. His wife, headed by Cao Huazhi, followed by Shangguan Xue, Huang Qiuchan, Ruan Shimei, Yin Tianxue, Ginkgo Dunzhu and Katemova, a total of eight people appeared on the stage.
He was surprised and asked with a smile:
"You all went to my commander's tent so early in the morning to make a fuss. How unbecoming is it?"
Cao Huazhi asked anxiously: "Husband, you are still in the dream, where has your bride gone?"
The little eunuch vaguely remembered the wedding last night. He recalled it carefully for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out, so he said:
"I don't know what I said to her, but she got angry and left!"
Several ladies said, "Is that what you say? The bride ran away on the wedding night, and you don't know where she went?"
Cao Huazhi thought for a while and said: "My husband drank a few more glasses of wine last night. He and Tianshan Xue are not very familiar with each other. The two of them had a different conversation. The bride was not happy. Maybe she went to sleep with her maid."
Let’s all split up and look for it!”
After searching for a long time but no one was found, someone came back and said: "Tianshan Snow left the camp on horseback with her maid in the middle of the night."
Only then did the young eunuch realize the seriousness of the problem. If a wife is lost, it is second to none. She can be found slowly. The key is how to explain it to the Hun King Shanyu? Once the fierce-tempered Breda is angered, all previous efforts will be wasted.
But what should we do? The young eunuch ordered people to go down and invite Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong and others to come to discuss the matter. Hu San thought for a while and said:
"Brother, don't be anxious. The new sister-in-law has such a good face. You must have been drunk and showed your face to others, so she couldn't stand it and left. According to my guess, the new sister-in-law will never enter Fancheng. She will probably come to her
Someone who is closest to me is here, so I will go to Breda's place to find out what connections there are around the new sister-in-law."
After a while, Hu San came back and said, "I have inquired. Not far from here, fifty or seventy miles to the west, there is a big mountain called Lanshan. Tianshan Xue's master practiced Tianshan Xuehe in this mountain."
She has the closest relationship with her master, and besides her brother, she has no other relatives. She has to go to Arashiyama. There is no doubt that she still needs someone to untie the bell this time, so the eldest brother has no choice but to go and cause trouble again."
The little eunuch took Zhang Facun and General Huang Ren on the road. This time, he was more thoughtful. Although he was dressed up to look like a scholar, General Zhang and Huang also pretended to be book boys. However, because they had accepted the lesson from the last time, their spears were wrapped in cotton.
Okay, tie it to the saddle in case something unexpected happens
The three people rode horses and ran all the way for fifty or seventy miles. In the blink of an eye, they arrived at the foot of a large mountain. The young eunuch asked Zhang Facun to find someone to ask for directions. Zhang Facun waved his hand and said:
"Brother, stop making fun of me. People laugh at me as soon as I open my mouth. They think I'm a foreigner! I don't speak Northern well. I can't help you with this. You'd better go and ask in person!"
The little eunuch had no choice but to go to nearby houses to inquire. He opened a firewood store and was about to ask questions when a big yellow dog suddenly jumped out. The little eunuch was always afraid of dogs. Seeing the fierceness of the dog, he hurriedly drew his sword to greet it.
The man and the dog refused to give in to each other and only faced each other. The little eunuch slashed with his sword and the dog's head fell to the side. Seeing the elder brother slaughtering a dog with just a raise of his hand, he thought it was funny. Zhang and Huang stood in the distance and couldn't help laughing.
Hearing the barking of the dog, the owner of the house was about to go out and scold the dog, but saw that the dog had been killed. The owner immediately became furious and cursed at the young eunuch:
"You're such a ignorant scholar. You killed the dog before it even hurt you."
The little eunuch said a lot of nice things and promised to compensate
The dog owner thought for a while and said, "My dog is a famous dog. It costs one hundred taels of silver. Can you afford it?"
The little eunuch was displeased. He said that the folk customs in the mountainous countryside were simple and simple, but an ordinary watchdog cost one hundred taels of silver. Wasn't this obviously extortion? After all, it was his own fault, and he was standing under the eaves of someone else's house, so he had to be careful with him.
explain:
"Old man, why does a local dog need so much money? I am a poor scholar and I don't have much with me. I'll give you ten taels!"
The old man said angrily: "Ten taels can only buy a dog's leg. Besides, I'm not a dog seller. If you kill my dog, I only want you to pay for the dog and put the head on the dog's head as it is. I won't say anything else."
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The little eunuch felt all over his body and said, "Old man, I really didn't bring that much."
The old man looked into the distance and said, "Did you ride that horse?"
The little eunuch looked back and saw that the old man was pointing to his BMW horse, so he smiled bitterly and said: "Old man, you really know how to joke. My horse is worth a thousand taels of gold, and you actually exchanged it for a dog?"
The dog owner said coldly: "I'm not the one looking for you. You killed my dog first. If not, we will go to the government to talk."
Zhang and Huang saw that the commander was in trouble, so they came over to try to persuade him and said:
"Old man, pick one of our horses!"
The dog owner shook his head and said disdainfully: "Both of your horses are worth the money of my dog."
The little eunuch was helpless when he met such a person. In order to rush on the road, he had to mortgage his white dragon colt to the dog owner and promised to exchange it for silver within three days.
The dog owner happily took away the little eunuch's horse and showed them the way to Lanshan. The little eunuch had no choice but to ride Zhang Facun's horse. Zhang and Huang rode one together. The more they walked towards Lanshan, the more they felt...
No big deal, since Tianshan Xue’s master practices in a famous mountain, why is this mountain so dangerous? There are dense forests and rugged rocks. It’s hard to see the sky when you look up. The mountain is high and steep when you look down. There’s a winding path, and you don’t know where to go.
Suddenly, there was a sudden bang, and a group of people rushed down the mountain. The leader shouted:
"Hey, you are a bold and crazy person who wanders around without even asking where he is. The wise ones leave the money from the sales, while the ignorant ones put their heads down and leave!"
What are these words? The little eunuch has never seen such a demeanor, how can he take such a person seriously? He sneered, ordered Zhang Facun to take off his spear from the saddle, held it in his hand, and shouted:
"I don't have money to buy the road. If you want to take my grandpa's head, just talk to me with a spear."
The bandit leader didn't say anything. He swung his mountain ax and chopped off his head. The little eunuch raised his arms to greet him. Before he could reach the third level, the little eunuch secretly began to complain to his subordinate Zhang Facun that this horse was not a war horse, but just a general beast of burden.
How can the horse, which only knows how to walk with its head bowed and has not been trained, cooperate with its master in fighting? The bandit's ax was heavy, and the young eunuch could not resist the enemy. When he was about to retreat, an ax hit the horse's butt, causing the horse to stagger.
The young eunuch was thrown off his horse. The young minions, relying on the strength of the crowd, shouted and swarmed up. They tied the three people with ropes and took them up the mountain.