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Chapter 238: The Eunuch Fights Yamamoto

After the meal, the little eunuch took advantage of the wine and looked around and said:

"Brothers, the moon is bright tonight, why don't we go to the backyard to practice together, and I will also give Brother Fengda some pointers on how to box."

Everyone had no reason to disagree. It was free to watch the show without spending money. Only a fool would not give this empty favor, so they all applauded.

As mentioned in the previous article, the backyard is very large. When the old man persuaded the Du family to build this farmhouse, they might have planned it and wanted to turn it into a small military training ground. However, in the end, it backfired and Jiu occupied

When the soldiers heard that the marshal was going to practice martial arts here overnight and teach apprentices, they immediately beamed and ran to tell each other.

Seeing that the scene was quite big, Hua Shixiong was afraid that his martial arts would be leaked, so he quietly told him:

"Brother, just dance a few times. Don't use your real skills. If someone secretly learns your stunts, we will suffer a big loss."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Old Huazi, they say you have great tricks, but this time you are a million miles off. After I compete with the Japanese in martial arts this time, I will find someone to compile a book on how to deal with the Japanese martial arts."

, draw pictures and distribute them to all the soldiers, each one has a copy, so that they can learn from it. This is also called treating Japanese people with Japanese methods!"

Hua Shixiong lowered his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "The elder brother is wise, but the younger brother was stupid for a while, always thinking according to the old rules, and almost made a big mistake."

"You are right. When my master taught me, he told me more than once that this skill must not be easily passed on to others. Otherwise, if you lose your special skills, you will have more and more opponents in the future. Now the situation is different. At this time, it is very important.

At that time, now we must devote all our efforts to deal with the Japanese bandits. The whole country must be united with one heart and one mind both externally and internally. Naturally, I will donate my family wealth for free."

Hua Shixiong said: "Brother is right. I wonder what the name of my merit is?"

"Li Di Tai Sui Boy Kung Fu!" The little eunuch said his name without hesitation.

"Tong Zi Kung Fu?" Hua Shixiong couldn't help but open his mouth.

The little eunuch said hurriedly: "Tell you a secret"

"What secret?" Hua Shixiong stretched his neck and turned his head to the side, waiting with interest for the little eunuch's next words.

"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore." The little eunuch hesitated to speak.

"Why?" Hua Shixiong was a little frustrated.

"You haven't married, you are still a boy. Don't teach you a bad lesson." The little eunuch hesitated to speak.

"Hey, brother thinks I'm a fool. Even though I'm not married, why don't I know anything?" Hua Shixiong shouted unconvinced.

"It's useless if you know it, it's just talking on paper," the little eunuch teased.

Hu San saw the two people having a lively argument and came over to say, "What are you two arguing about? Are you blushing and thick-necked?"

Hua Shixiong said aggrievedly: "My brother said that he practiced Tongzi Kungfu. How could a man with a wife practice Tongzi Kungfu? I didn't believe him and he didn't tell me. He also said that I couldn't inquire without a wife. Hu Sange, you

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Before Hu San could speak, the young eunuch explained: "I said that I practiced boy's kung fu, but Lao Huazi didn't believe it, so he insisted on breaking the casserole and asked what happened. He is a young man who has not married a wife. We can't explain clearly to him, and we don't dare.

Make it clear, we can't harm anyone, right? But he has to ask, third brother, don't you think this is a dilemma for me?"

Hu San looked at the little eunuch now. How did he look like the commander-in-chief of the armed forces? Moreover, he had experienced numerous battles and fierce battles. Now he seemed to be so innocent that he was no different from an ordinary little naughty boy. He couldn't help but sigh to himself:

"Even if God gives people the same opportunity, how do you seize it? Brother eunuch is not only lucky!" Hu San did not say anything, and deliberately interrupted:

"One of you calls me Third Brother, and the other calls me Third Brother. I am the second oldest here! Did you forget that you just kowtowed?"

The little eunuch said: "It's called Shunzui, and it won't be easy to change for a while."

Hua Shixiong refused and yelled: "When people talk about the East, you talk about the West. Old Hu, you are so good! People talk about the city gate building, but you say that the old monk has a monkey on his head. You ask the elder brother to tell you, what is his secret?"

What?"

The little eunuch couldn't resist, so he leaned over Hu San's ear and whispered:

"My method is to hold back. Otherwise, how could I have dealt with so many of your sisters-in-law? Do you think Lao Huazi, a bachelor, can understand these jobs?"

Hu San burst out laughing after hearing this, but Hua Shixiong was still confused and complained:

"If I don't tell you anymore, what does it mean to hold back? If you don't tell me, I'll ask others."

The two brothers went to the backyard talking and laughing.

The little eunuch took off his robe, dressed in short clothes, neatly packed his clothes, with a slim waist, squatted astride a horse, stood in the middle of the field, and shouted:

"Da Lao Hei (the temporary nickname given to Hei Fengda by the young eunuch), take out your two axes and you can chop my head with all your strength!"

Heifengda looked around in embarrassment and said: "Brother, I have no enmity with you. You are kind enough to accept me as your brother. How can I have the nerve to kill you?"

"Just do it if you are asked to do it. If you break a hair of mine, it's all your fault. I won't cause you any trouble," the little eunuch said sternly.

"Brother, then I will chop it off."

"Cut! Move faster"

Heifengda struck the little eunuch three times with his axe, but no one was hit, and he almost got out of the way. The little eunuch signaled Heifengda to strike again, and Heifengda struck again with the axe, but still couldn't find anyone, but instead

He was so exhausted that he was breathing heavily. The little eunuch changed his position and said:

"Forget it, don't bother, save some strength and I won't move now. If you can make me move, you will win."

Hei Fengda threw down the ax and rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Brother, you underestimate me. I am not good at martial arts, but we have plenty of strength. If I can't move you, I will..."

The little eunuch interrupted and said: "Don't rush to swear or swear. Don't talk until you finish your work."

Heifengda was also unambiguous. When he stood there, he was half a height taller than the little eunuch, and his body was thick and burly. It was hard to tell if one was divided into two, but one and a half were more than enough. Heifengda bent down and moved his hands towards

With a hug, Hei Fengda hugged the little eunuch's slim waist and said, "Brother, are you standing still?" Then he said, "Hey------get up!" The little eunuch didn't move at all.

He fell on his back and Heifengda got up from the ground embarrassedly, patted the soil and said with a blushing face:

"Master, I am completely convinced by you. You are thin, small, and quiet, but I didn't expect you to be so powerful?"

"We have agreed a long time ago that we will call you brother instead of master," the little eunuch comforted, "Big Lao Hei, this is not because of my strength, but because of the kung fu I have developed over many years."

The little eunuch broke down the action just now and told Heifuda again, then pointed it out to all the soldiers watching and said:

"Everyone, remember this. Go back and practice hard as I said. This is what we all eat. Whoever practices well will be promoted to a captain of thousands or a centurion."

Seeing that the competition period has come, Wang Youfu moved some money here, and this time he seriously arranged a decent competition arena.

Running an arena can make money, who wouldn't do this kind of business? He is a local official, a feudal official, and he has a lot of salary. His salary of two thousand dan is enough to eat, and he has no problem maintaining basic life, let alone his family.

It is no problem to feed a hundred and eighty people. The key is that there are other expenses. When he retires and returns to his hometown, he will prepare a large sum of money to build a house, repair courtyards, halls, pavilions, and garden pavilions in his hometown in Lintao, Gansu.

Xie, what can you do without a few million taels of silver? Who in the world is willing to be an official if you don't make a lot of money? He has already made up his mind. Unlike his father, what is the use of being an upright official?

No matter how good his reputation is, he wants to build a family business that his children and grandchildren will not be able to enjoy. The reason why he conquered the world as an emperor is to pass it on to his children and grandchildren. If an official at his level does not seek some inheritance for his children and grandchildren, he will die without it.

People remember you, so Wang Youfu has always been thinking about money, and dealing with the Japanese is also to make money. The old monster said that he would be asked to serve in the Japanese country in the future, but he would not go! He was born and raised here, and he will not go there.

You can't make money just by dipping your fingers in salt. The money you should spend has to be spent by Kao Governor. He ordered people to build a big stage. The stage was covered with seven or eight inch thick wooden boards. It was promised that it would be kicked by hand and kick, and no nails were allowed.

Since there are no longer activities such as riding and shooting on the venue, the vacant space is reserved for spectator seats. All entrances are charged, and each person pays one penny. This is another considerable amount of income. At the same time, according to the requirements of Party A

A new couplet was written on both sides of the table. The first couplet is: Japan is a heroic man. The second couplet is: The invincible opponent in the world. The first couplet is: Yamamoto's arrogance in seeking defeat is a bit arrogant, but he can't fault it literally.

If there is a big problem, the challenger always likes to brag. Chinese people also make this mistake sometimes, so don’t worry about it.

According to the terms agreed upon by both parties, the people of Japan are the defenders of the challenge. Party A and the people of this Dynasty are the attackers. Party B can only send one person. Party B can send three people, named Yamamoto Ichiro.

, Heifengda, Tian Shuihe (the little eunuch’s own newly made-up name), there is only one bottom line: winning or losing depends on the level, you are responsible for the death or injury, and you have to pay for medicine, funeral expenses, etc. The last one is more polite.

, that is, the losing family has three days from the day of losing to pack up and leave Haicheng.


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