When the little eunuch grabbed Yamamoto's two balls, something suddenly flashed in his mind. It was not the compassion of a Buddha, but the compassion of a human being. He and Yamamoto had no grievances, and it seemed that this fat man He is only in his twenties at most, and it is not known whether he has a wife or children at home. It is against common sense to cut off his descendants. However, the devils come to harass our borders and coastal areas. They commit crimes in a day. It cannot be justified without punishment. Thinking about it, he tilted a little and then changed his movements. He took one of the two eggs, leaving a little eunuch to release one finger, and then squeezed hard with the other fingers. It seemed that there was not much sound, but Yamamoto felt like a landslide. Let out a strange cry like a crack
Just after Yamamoto let out an exclamation, a huge body suddenly fell to the ground. Yamamoto covered his lower body with both hands, his face was pale, beads of sweat as big as beans ran down his cheeks, and his whole body was shaking.
The people in the audience didn't know who shouted first, and then countless cheers resounded through the sky. The poor Haicheng people always watch the Chinese people being bullied by outsiders, but the officials always talk to the Japanese people. Today, they can finally feel proud and proud of this. The arrogant fat man stumbled in front of a young man who was not very good-looking (compared to his height). He regretted it for the rest of his life. It looked like the fat man was seriously injured. No one but a fool would know how to use the part he was covering tightly. , if you don’t just stay in your own country, what kind of bargain can you get by going to other people’s countries? There is a world out there, and there are people above you. Is it possible that in such a huge country, there are not many experts among the Han people?
The little eunuch calmly stood on the stage, still as before, with his hands clasped in fists, bowed to the audience, and said with a smile:
"Folks, remember, any wild dog that comes to our land and runs amok in the future will end up like this!"
The audience cheered again
Suddenly, countless Japanese soldiers and horses came to kill outside the venue, holding swords and axes. No matter they were common people, men or women, watching the fun or maintaining order, they would kill everyone they saw.
When the little eunuch saw this, he shouted: "Folks, get out of the way quickly and watch our people come to kill the Japanese pirates!"
Immediately afterwards, the blond, blue-eyed, fairy-like female general brought a big white horse and presented a long spear. The young eunuch straddled the horse and held the gun, and the female general fought from the inside out. There were three female generals outside the arena. He led countless soldiers and horses to charge in from the outside, and one of them was riding a big gray donkey.
The Japanese soldiers, who had been so aggressive just now, suddenly became confused. They originally thought that Fatty Yamamoto was sure to win, and wanted to take this opportunity to clean up the mess on the battlefield. Who knew that Yamamoto lost the battle and had one of his balls pulled out, which was so painful? He was struggling to take care of himself, he was hunched over and lying on the table, suffering from malaria and lamb madness!
When the leader of the Japanese soldiers, Takemiya Nakahito, saw this formation and knew that defeat was certain, he shouted in Japanese and ordered the troops to retreat quickly.
There was no way to retreat. The terrified common people who had been running around just now saw so many people coming to fight the Japanese. Although they were bare-handed, they bravely turned around, pulled their horses, and hugged the Japanese. Legs, pulling the horse's tail, shouting:
"The Japanese thieves are not as numerous as us. We will kill each of them one by one. Folks, hurry up and help!"
The battle was in full swing, and the number of Japanese soldiers was already small. Takemiya misjudged the situation. He thought that Yamamoto would definitely win, so he wanted to make a desperate move and take advantage of the chaos to capture this unknown team. Who knew the outcome would be decided in one battle? Yamamoto came at the wrong time. He was defeated. He was covering his crotch with his hands, his face was sallow, and he was sweating like rain. The little eunuch was rolling on the table in pain. The little eunuch was well prepared. Instead, he surrounded him in Dingwu Palace and led people to attack him from left to right. , the men and horses suffered heavy losses, and there are not many left.
At this moment, another large group of troops suddenly arrived. The general at the head was Wang Youfu, the governor from far away. Wang Youfu shouted:
"Damn it, I stopped you and let you fight, but I didn't let you kill people. Have you really lost your way?"
The little eunuch looked back and saw that the Japanese army was no longer an army, so he no longer took them seriously. He raised his gun and went straight to capture Wang Youfu. Although Wang Youfu was suspected of being a loser, he was the queen of the general after all. He was captured last time mainly because of his carelessness.
This time, I came well prepared, and secondly, I wanted to unite with the Japanese family and destroy the mysterious and disobedient army of the little eunuchs. Who told them to mind their own business? The businessmen did not do business, but only interacted with the Japanese.
Can't get through? Doesn't this cut off his way of making money! When he saw the little eunuch coming on Pegasus, he didn't dare to neglect, and he hurriedly took the machete to fight back. The ones Wang Youfu was afraid of were the two female generals in front of him.
The little eunuch really didn't pay much attention to the thin skin and tender flesh. Besides, he had a lot of people. Five thousand people were gathered together to bring them. He was not afraid of the little eunuch's few stragglers.
After fighting for less than three rounds, the beads of sweat on Wang Youfu's head began to fall. He kept muttering in his heart: That female general is amazing, and this guy is even more unambiguous. This is all
Who can have such great ability? After thinking about it, he raised his sword horizontally, blocked the young eunuch's shot, and shouted:
"Who do you think you are? The last general is an official of the court. Are you going to rebel?"
The little eunuch chuckled and said: "It doesn't matter who he is, you and I will fight for hundreds of years, and I will tell you later."
Wang Youfu didn't want to fight and didn't dare to continue fighting. He turned around and wanted to gather a large group of people to attack them. When he took a closer look, his team was killed by the little eunuch's men. Wang Youfu had no choice but to be a trapped beast again.
fight, fight hard, forcefully take action
It's not that the young eunuch doesn't want or is inconvenient to reveal his identity, but he has evil intentions. He wants to play tricks on this dog surnamed Wang who eats official meals and keeps private camels. He thinks that if the country raises more such things, the people will suffer.
It's a big disaster. Based on several judgments, the little eunuch guessed that Wang Youfu was greedy for money and lust. He was a court official in the open and a Japanese spy in secret. He was getting double salary. He couldn't be allowed to do this.
He died easily, that would be too cheap. When the little eunuch saw Wang Youfu raising his knife to chop him, he didn't panic. With a sharp spear, he pointed east and west. Wang Youfu's wine bag and rice bag were no match for his opponent. He only heard a "click" sound.
The bronze helmet on Wang Youfu's head was hooked off, and he fired another shot. A large piece of the iron armor on his body was also torn off in less than a cup of tea. The dignified border general turned into a naked general. At this time, Wang Youfu
With a few soft words from Youfu, the situation might not be too bad. However, he thought that as a court official, he could never whisper mercy to a businessman, so he wanted to save face and suffer, and he was about to be stripped naked right here.
At that time, a small soldier came and reported:
"Commander Qi Bing, the Japanese pirate leader took a small group of people to the sea and ran away in a boat."
The little eunuch waved his hand disapprovingly and said: "Let him go!"
"Commander?" Wang Youfu was really surprised at this. He couldn't help being stunned, and asked with a change of color:
"General, who are you?"
"I am Pan You'an, the eunuch's father-in-law. Hasn't the general heard about it?" the young eunuch chuckled.
At this time, Wang Youfu only had a pair of ragged trousers left. When he saw that the other party was Pan You'an, he heard a thunder in the clear sky: How could he not know what kind of person Pan You'an is as a border general? He is the Minister of the Ministry of War, in charge.
Military, it is said that he and his troops are under the control of Pan! Lao Wang couldn't care much at this time, and hurriedly threw away his weapon, rolled down from his horse, knelt down in the dust, and kowtowed.
Like pounding garlic, he said incoherently:
"I don't know if Marshal Pan personally led troops here to patrol and clean up Japanese pirates, but the flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple! The general is blind and does not know Mount Tai, which offends the general Huwei. I hope the Marshal, for the sake of you and I having sworn sworn vows, will
Spare me this time, but I won’t dare to do it next time!”