Chapter 262: The Tiger Falls in Pingyang and Be Bullied by Dogs
It’s a long story. This big family in Wugui Town is none other than the former emperor’s harem general manager, Di Shixun. The old emperor has won the trust of the emperor all his life. Due to his function, not a single woman in the palace can be obtained.
, the gold and silver actually captured a lot of husbands. When I left that year when I announced that I was returning to my hometown, there were more than 120 horse-drawn carriages, ox-carts, and donkey-carts lined up. There were no women in the cars, and there were no books or biographies on the four treasures of the study. Of course, it was impossible.
There are pots, pans, pans and other worthless sundries. Monks don’t like money. The more the better. What else can we have besides money? Servants and bodyguards naturally don’t ride in cars. Apart from riding donkeys and horses, they mostly walk, so
The car is full of valuables
After the old eunuch returned home, he also married several wives in a decent manner. However, it was thundering and there was no rain. It was in vain that he delayed these beautiful ladies like flowers. He said to the public that these ladies of his were neither wives nor concubines. At most, they were just purchasers.
He doesn't use the girls who come here, and he doesn't let others get involved, because they are his wives by title, so they must not be allowed to fool around with the male servants. Secondly, cuckolding will ruin his reputation and become a joke.
, so if there are any traces of this, such as flirting, secret glances, etc., not to mention whispers, rubbing of ears and temples, etc., the punishment is usually whipping, and according to family law, the lighter punishment will be beaten to death and buried alive!
The life experiences of Di Shixun and Pan You'an have many similarities. He was also an orphan when he was a child, but the difference is that he tore up the imperial list and became an eunuch himself. Therefore, the villagers never knew about his disgraceful history and thought that he was an orphan.
He is not a very authentic man!
Naturally, the old man did not encounter the ancient strange incident of someone cheating during the purification. His things were all gone before he entered the palace. After the old man retired to seclusion, he adopted his aunt's youngest son as his own son (what?
There is no seniority in seniority. That is a vulgar custom of ordinary people, but ordinary nobles do not! Isn’t it said that money can make ghosts go around?)
Nowadays, the Di family's children are not prosperous. Although they have thousands of acres of fertile land (women), they can't grow any crops. However, the old father-in-law is still alive and well in his nineties, and his godson (also called cousin) has passed away long ago.
He left behind a son, whom the common people call Di Yanei.
The third generation of rich people, Di Yanei, is so rich that he can rival the country. He has plenty of money, not to mention his whole life, even his grandson's grandson can't spend it all. His grandpa (supposedly the cousin) is obedient and pampered to him.
Therefore, this small office does not only do good things in Wugui Town, but also does everything else, especially the bad things it does, which are mostly routine projects, so I won’t go into detail here.
Wuguizhendi Palace (originally called Di Gong Mansion, the old emperor was taboo about the word "gong", so he changed it to the current name). The sky is high and the emperor is far away. There is no king. The old emperor died and the young emperor was stupid.
, who in the court has the time to take care of this matter? If he is allowed to be the king, it will be an empty title at most, unlike those of the Eighth Prince, who will rebel from time to time.) Located in the east of the town, it was originally a village, covering an area of more than ten
Mu, the courtyard is tall and solid, and there are countless soldiers, fierce dogs, etc. in the courtyard. The security factor is extremely high. Except for experts like Zhang Facun and Huang Ren, ordinary thieves would not dare to covet the property and women of the Di family.
The little eunuch acted as usual, but his mistake was that he underestimated Di Yameni, thinking he was just an ordinary playboy!
When Di Yanei saw that his Wu Bian's head had been tapped, he was still crying and laughing. He was an expert and knew that he had encountered an enemy. Di Yanei did not say anything, turned around and left. Within half an hour, he was gone
Surrounding Wanhua Tower with water.
The little eunuch was a person who had seen the world, so he didn't take it seriously at first. He thought what could a few local gangsters do to him? So he ordered the store owner to continue serving wine and food. After calling for a long time, no one agreed. Suddenly, the store owner rushed in.
, with a face as yellow as paper, he said angrily:
"Grandpa Guest Officer, this is terrible. You have caused a huge disaster. Di Yameni led a large group of people to surround Wanhua Building in the street, saying that if you don't go out to challenge, they will set fire to the building!"
The young eunuch looked at Zhang and Wang and smiled at each other, and said: "Brothers, prepare your horses. Let's go, go out for a walk, and take a walk to eat."
Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng are not like Zhang Facun, Huang Ren and others. They have not been with the commander for a short time, and they are still restrained in front of the young eunuch, so they dare not speak directly to persuade them. They are two reckless men who are clueless.
I want to stretch my fists and legs, thinking that in such a small place, the toad has become a spirit, how long is it?;, still thinking about the sun?
Before the three little eunuchs could get out of the hospital, they heard the roar of people on the street. It seemed like there were thousands of horses and thousands of troops. The three of them were born out of water and fire. Naturally, they would not be frightened by such a small formation. They waited until they came out of the gate.
Li had just exposed his head and the young eunuch was about to get on his horse when he saw countless soldiers swarming forward and tied the master and servant headless with ropes and ropes, leaving them to be slaughtered like pigs.
Yelling: You guys are so fucking unreasonable, relying on the strength of numbers, how can you fight like this?
A man with a rainbow beard came over, aimed at the little eunuch and kicked him hard on the butt. He glared and cursed:
"What's the point? Water has no permanent form, and soldiers have no permanent power. You don't even understand this little bit of truth, and you still have the nerve to hang out in the world?"
As the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, how could the little eunuch not understand such a simple and simple truth? However, he didn't want to do anything when things were about to happen, so he let this rough man teach him a lesson. It was true that the general died incognito, and the boat capsized in a small river ditch.
The three young eunuchs were imprisoned in the water prison. They were all from the north. They didn't usually deal with water much. But now they are better. They soaked in the water all day long and finally found a job to take a bath for free. The problem was that the water was not available.
It's fresh, dirty and has a peculiar smell. If you take a sip without paying attention, the feeling will be worse than drinking stinky dog urine. It's pitch dark in the water prison. Not to mention the lighting equipment, even a small window has no water deep enough to the chest. It's impossible to sleep.
Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng discussed it and said:
"Commander, we will take turns carrying you, and you can sleep on our backs for a while!"
The little eunuch scolded: "How long has it been since then and you are still handsome? I am half a year older than you two, so I will call you eldest brother from now on. As for sleeping, I don't want to. The key now is that I am hungry."
As soon as the stomach was mentioned, a chain reaction occurred, and the stomachs of the three people made a thunderous rumble at the same time. There was no day or night in the dark prison, and they did not know how long they had been locked up here. According to the degree of famine in their stomachs, it was probably
It's been a few days! The little eunuch analyzed: They didn't offend the people in Diyanei very much. At most, they just had some minor frictions over face-related matters. After a while, when they calm down, they might be released.
Got it
However, I don’t know how long it had passed, but there was no news from the outside. The little eunuch and the others were hungry and very unbearable. The little eunuch smiled bitterly and said:
"Brothers, in order to survive, take a sip!"
Seeing the commander saying this, he was not afraid of death, but he was afraid of drinking dirty water? Baobao and Hengheng lowered their heads and each took a big sip: What kind of water is that? It’s sour, smelly, astringent, spicy, and unspeakably bitter.
The eunuch has enjoyed rare splendor and wealth in the palace, and now it’s time to taste the ups and downs of the human world. Life is fleeting, unpredictable, and ever-changing. Tonight there will be flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and tomorrow the execution will be beheading. Good fortune and misfortune are unpredictable.
, who can predict good or bad luck?
Let’s not talk about the little eunuch suffering in the water prison, but let’s talk about Mr. Di Shixun and his family.
After Di Yameni took the little eunuch, he went hunting in the mountains the next day. On the way back for three or four days, someone (that is, Wu Bian, who was the first to have his acupoints tapped by the little eunuch) saw the official document arresting the little eunuch on the street.
Wu Bian immediately pointed out the image of the young eunuch to Di Yanei and said:
"Master, isn't this the criminal we captured the day before yesterday?"
Only then did Di Yanei realize that they had accidentally caught a big fish!
"Grandpa, grandpa (according to local customs, grandpa is called father-in-law, especially for well-known reasons, Lao Di changed this title), my ancestors, guess who we caught that day?" Di Yanei ran away angrily.
I walked into the house and shouted to my husband
"Who?" The old eunuch was resting his mind on the recliner. Seeing his grandson's expression, he opened one eye disdainfully and asked.
"Prisoner! Imperial prisoner, we just saw his wanted notice on the street! The list said he was a eunuch!"
"Well___what did you say?" The old eunuch felt something on his mind, and his eyes widened.
"I said that person was a eunuch." The young man thought that the old man's ears were malfunctioning, so he had to repeat it again.
"Eunuch, eunuch, eunuch..." Old Ditou squinted his eyes and muttered to himself.
"Grandpa, why are you suddenly so interested in eunuchs?" The grandson didn't know about that period of his history, so he wanted to break the casserole and ask the truth.
"It wasn't me..." The old eunuch didn't want to talk about that disgraceful experience, so he quickly closed his eyes again and said fiercely, "Kill them all, kill them all, and leave no one alive! And no one is allowed to speak out.
, if anyone gets the slightest bit of information, I will skin him alive!"
"Grandpa, you don't want to receive the reward, there is only one hundred thousand taels of silver!" Xiao Chu'er was puzzled.
"You know what the heck! I've spent so much money on you? Is it worth it for a few small bucks?" The ninety-year-old man has good language skills and speaks eloquently.
"It's grandpa, grandpa is." Xiaoyanei seemed to be incoherent because he felt itchy in his heart.
Grandpa's words are imperial edicts and must always be obeyed. Whether you understand or not, you have to execute them first. Xiaoyamen didn't dare to neglect. Immediately, several good martial arts and capable officers came and ordered them to do this. After a while, several people rushed over in a hurry.