Chapter 264: The Eunuch in Turtle Town Wears a Cuckold
When the old man heard his grandson say that there was no one in the water prison, his face suddenly sank, his eyes widened, and he said angrily:
"Xiao Xiangsheng, you have caused great trouble to my little ancestor this time!"
The Yameni was puzzled and could not help but pursed his lips, squinted his eyes, rolled his eyes several times, and muttered:
"Grandpa, a wanted criminal just ran away. What's the big deal? If we don't arrest him, the court will arrest him! If he escaped the first day of junior high school, how can he escape the fifteenth day?"
Diqian's old father-in-law was furious and reprimanded: "What do you know? When our family was doing things in the court, you were still twisting your father's thighs!" Thinking about it, Lao Ditou felt that the word "our family"
There seemed to be something wrong, so he corrected himself and added, "Don't say our family is not our family anymore, you still call me boy as usual. This is called a palace dispute. Do you understand? Generally speaking, the emperor likes the ministers to fight with each other.
Fight, only in this way can the conflict be diverted, and his throne will be safe. The eunuch you captured is wanted today. I don’t know whose head the trouble will fall on tomorrow. If this eunuch becomes powerful one day, will you and I still have a good life?
?Useless thing, you are still showing off your seniority in front of me, you can’t even eat hot shit, you!”
If the little yamen realized something, he said: "Grandpa, I am leaving, and I must catch that boy back! See if he can run to the sky?" After that, he ran away.
The old eunuch let out a long sigh, shook his head, and said to himself: "What kind of situation can such an unsatisfactory city live in such a panic? It would be great to be able to keep these millions of family wealth! Alas, life is miserable.
Wow! If I had known now, why would I need so much money in the first place?"
Seeing that their husbands were unhappy, several ladies came forward, slapping their backs and shoulders, knocking their heads and twisting their necks, banging their legs and rubbing their stomachs. The ladies were busy non-stop, and at the same time they babbled exhortations:
"Axun (this is what the old eunuch asked them to call you), what's wrong with you? Why are you angry with Di Chaosheng? Isn't he your grandson?"
"Go, go, don't bother me here!" The old eunuch waved his hand. Due to physical defects (man-made), he didn't like women at all. This time, he was not only unhappy, but even more angry when he saw a woman.
Di Shixun's ten wives, not to mention their looks, are all pretty and pretty, but their talents and characters are uneven. Old Di is not good at this. He thinks that other men are just like him, and they are all Liu Xiahui. But he can't say that.
It's strange that his wives have been with him for almost ten years and three or two years. Although he and they can't fulfill their duties as husband and wife, these ladies actually keep their integrity and don't do anything.
There were some gossips. It can be seen that this person just needs to be well fed and clothed. As for that matter, it doesn't really matter. The eunuchs in the palace have never done that kind of thing in their lives, and they are not living happily. I don't see any of them because of this.
Will the matter be suicidal?
Generally speaking, those who are not interested in women are not very concerned about their official career. In fact, in the more than ten years since Lao Di left the country, his heart has been in the capital, where he buried his youth and spent his whole life on national power.
At the beginning of the gathering, besides the emperor, he was actually the second most powerful person. Even the emperor sometimes listened to his regrets, but he still could not get over this hurdle. Once he had the power in his hands, he would carry out the final orders.
We have to act in accordance with the emperor's will. The emperor wants to kill him. It's just a word. No matter what rank he is, if he wants to kill the emperor, he is rebellious and unruly. He goes against heaven and everyone will punish him. That's why he was robbed.
This lot of money is not just for old age, he also has another purpose. The world belongs to the people of the world, and only the virtuous will live in it. One day, he will be restored to the throne and he will be the emperor of his destiny.
As the saying goes, every general has an army. At first, Zhuge Liang had hundreds of thousands of soldiers in his mind. If there were ten Zhuge Liang, he would have millions of soldiers. Therefore, he was never idle for a day, recruiting talents, doing both civil and military affairs. Even after he died, he still had a son (even if he was not his biological son).
, at least he took his surname Di). After his son died, he still had a grandson. Most people don’t know that he named his grandson Di Chaotian. He meant that one day he would go to the palace and sit in court to ascend the palace. To put it bluntly, Di Chaotian
Their family members want to go to court to become the emperor
But he never got such an opportunity. He knew Wang Shugui's character very well. He was at most a jealous, greedy, insidious and cunning guy. After the death of the old emperor, he acted arbitrarily and chose a fool as his king. This shows that
Sooner or later, people will rebel. At that time, his old manor can raise troops to rebel in the south, and do some business in the name of restoring the dynasty. I don’t know what went wrong. Wang Shugui, this old bastard, has never made any move, but he can calm down.
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Someone in the court once sent him a message saying that there was a fake eunuch in the palace. His literary skills and military skills were so powerful! He had military power and was a commander-in-chief. He had power both inside and outside the palace. The prime minister looked down upon him like a tiger.
The empress dowager regards him as her biological son. From now on, the world still doesn’t know who belongs to him?
Doing the math today, I thought that this eunuch was that eunuch. Who would have thought that the cooked duck would fly again! If this eunuch becomes powerful one day, how can he benefit? First, he has exposed his goal. Here is a
Isn't it a crime of rebellion to send an army of tens of thousands to the court? If he can't save his head, his family fortune of tens of thousands will be wasted. This is his life's hard work!
After his grandson left, the old eunuch has been wondering who did the good deeds. After thinking about it, he found that there was only one family, that is, the old Dongxi Nan family of Nanfang Shao and his family. They had never been on good terms with each other. He had always admired the Nan family's peerless martial arts.
This was the first time Liu Xuande visited in person with heavy gifts. Liu Xuande only paid three visits to him! He paid at least ten visits. However, people did not agree with him and would never work in partnership with him. Another thought was that the Nan family's gang were knights in name, but in fact they were thieves against him.
I don’t understand, what is the purpose of the thief leader kidnapping a eunuch? But within a few dozen miles, there is no one else who has the ability to enter his family’s compound. Who else is not his family? Especially his little one
Nizi was called Sanxiangu. She climbed high and low, climbed over walls and ridges, just like walking on flat ground. Grandson Di looked up to the sky and fell in love with that woman. She gave them a lot of face, but the damn girl didn't buy it.
He replied that he would not marry into the Di family even if he married a dog. He was really pissed off in this world. Money is not all-powerful. Money can make ghosts grind, but it can’t buy a beautiful heart. It’s so damn broad daylight that I’m like a ghost.
This is
The old eunuch was furious. Normal affairs were handled by his grandson, Di Chaotian, and his group of counselors. He had never interfered, but today was such a big deal that he couldn't just go and find someone to pass on the order and summon the counselors to discuss the matter.
Among the literati, the one he most respected was named Zhu Gaoliang. He could observe the sky, understand geography, and was resourceful. Among the military generals, there was a Zhou Gongjin who had outstanding martial arts and extraordinary courage. It was he who came up with the idea to capture the young eunuch last time.
Take it, before he could recover, he had already invited you to enter the urn. This strategy is called "Setting up a net and waiting for the fish". No matter if they starve to death in the water prison, it was Zhu Gaoliang's idea. This strategy is also in the military book, and it is called "
"Soak fish in cold water", even though the water is drunk, the food does not provide food. The wise man also made a mistake. Unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin appeared on the way and kidnapped the person.
Zhu Gaoliang brought a few literary ruffians, and Zhou Gongjin brought two martial arts students. They were ordered to see the old eunuch. The old eunuch explained the situation. Zhu Gaoliang shook his banana fan and said:
"Lord, it doesn't matter. Let's send troops to surround the Nan family now. Don't say anything about beating or scolding. Just name the people you want. Let's see how they speak."
Zhou Gongjin also nodded and said: "Brother Zhu's plan is very good. It's called 'progressing with military etiquette'. The Nan family will never put their whole family's lives on the line for a few unrelated people. Only fools would do such a thing."
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Lao Di was silent for a while and said: "Although the plan is good, I'm afraid that the Nan family is not easy to mess with."
Zhou Gongjin said: "Master, if you don't offend him, let's put an end to it this time. If they want to join forces with us, then just do it. Otherwise, they will take over his lair and kill them all, old and young, in the whole family! I will give you Lao Luo too."
You should be quiet, so as not to have an unruly dog next door that barks at your door every day."
Zhu Gaoliang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Gong Jin is worthy of being a master today. Anyone who does great things is like this. He is not a poisonous husband!"
The old man was overjoyed and said: "In that case, quickly send troops to select generals, and then go and surround the Nan family. Don't teach them to escape."
"No, my lord!" Zhu Gaoliang waved his fan to stop him. "First send some capable agents to quietly ambush around the Nan family to detect the movement first. If they can't bear their temper and let people go secretly, then that's just what we want.
If he is captured, wouldn't it mean that everyone will get the spoils, and then let them consider themselves unlucky! Killing his whole family that way will be more convincing, and let everyone in Wugui Town see, this is the result of going against you, my lord!"
Saints do things differently from ordinary people. When these big things were analyzed by these people, the clouds and fog immediately cleared up, and all the melancholy in their hearts was resolved. The eunuchs in the old residence felt that what they said was very reasonable, so they immediately ordered people to go down and discuss the matter.
The old eunuch just felt that someone was missing next to him. After thinking about it carefully, he realized why his precious grandson never showed up. Did he lead someone to the Nan family to search for the missing prisoner? This kid is not bad, he still has a sense of responsibility after all.
, he was also very enterprising, and it seemed that he was able to take care of the housework with ease. The old eunuch felt happy, and suddenly wanted to find a woman to chat with. Among his wives and concubines, there was only one named Shuitao, who looked like
She is smart and literary, knows a few words, can speak poems, is considerate, has a sweet mouth, and is eloquent. This peach is the only woman in the Hefu who can talk to the old eunuch.
The old eunuch ordered some food and wine to be prepared. Especially since it was getting late, he wanted to knock on Mi Tao's door himself to give her a surprise. However, after knocking for a long time, there was no sound. The old eunuch suddenly felt something was wrong and was in a hurry.
He forced the door open, pulled back the curtains and took a look. There were two naked butts lying on the bed.