Chapter 27: Queen Wang is infatuated with the eunuch
The little eunuch ended hastily, got up and dressed and was about to leave, but the queen grabbed her arm and said with a shy smile:
"Enemies, where are you going?"
"You're out of here! Didn't you just say that there's no point in sleeping with a little eunuch? Why don't I leave?" The little eunuch got the advantage and behaved well.
"Just now was just now, now is now"
"What now?"
"Isn't it okay that I made a mistake? Don't go there tonight, just sleep here with me."
"That won't work. My newly built building doesn't even have a heating room yet. How can it be empty?"
"Eunuch Pan, no, Prince Pan, no, brother An'er, you want to torture me to death! Look, what is this?"
Queen Wang shyly opened the brocade quilt, leaving a peach-shaped patch of pink on the sheets.
"How could this happen?" the little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused and joked, "Isn't the emperor's sister-in-law on her period?"
"What period? That fool shouldn't have a wife at all!" Queen Wang scolded angrily.
"No, the emperor's brother is not a eunuch, why wouldn't he do that?" The little eunuch had a naughty smile on his face.
"You don't know, his ears are deaf and useless," the Queen said bitterly.
The little eunuch insisted on leaving again, but the queen stopped him and said:
"Brother An'er, do you want to piss me off to death? I'm begging you!"
"I'm afraid that if the Emperor's brother comes over, it will be inconvenient." The little eunuch made an excuse at random.
"He won't come," the queen said. "He hasn't come for a long time. The imperial doctor said that he ate too much beans and hurt his stomach. He can't eat beans for a while."
"Eat beans, what beans do you want to eat?" The little eunuch felt curious.
The queen explained shyly: "The emperor didn't know what to do, so everyone thought of a way to coax him to lean over us naked and eat a lot of beans and beans, but nothing was done, and the dead cat couldn't help him.
"on the tree"
The little eunuch probably guessed some clues and sighed: "It's so weird in the world. A good person wants to cripple someone else and leave him to eat alone, but he can't chew and is difficult to digest. It's hard to say that this is not God's will.
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As the Queen spoke, she tore off the dirty sheets and threw them to the ground. She lay on the bed alone, tilted her head and teased:
"Stop being so unfair and blameless, come up and talk to me."
The little eunuch couldn't resist, so he took off his clothes and got into Wang Shimei's hot bed again. He had no intention of leaving in the first place, but he was just playing hard to get, in order to explore Wang Shimei's tone, so that he could hold her tightly in the palm of his hand.
Wang Shimei begged again and again, without her usual arrogance and reserve. The little eunuch had achieved his goal, and pretended to be worried and sighed softly:
"Today I had a good night with my sister and it was worth it to be beheaded tomorrow."
"In the court, you hold military power, and in the palace, you are the eunuch-in-chief. Even if it is exposed, who would dare to take your life?" Wang Shimei snuggled into the little eunuch's arms like a bird, and whispered in a low voice.
"Sister, I don't know. There is a Prime Minister Wang in the court. He looks at me like a hawk and has been dissatisfied with me for a long time. If I fall into his hands one day, will I still have some good fruits to eat?" The little eunuch sold it again.
After talking for a long time, this is the real reason why he wants to win over Wang Shimei.
Wang Shimei herself was still in the dark and thought the eunuch was nonsense! Then she consoled her:
"Brother, don't be afraid. Prime Minister Wang is my father. One day, I will declare him into the palace and say that you are already mine. He will definitely be open to you."
"That's it, thank you, little brother." The little eunuch said as he stood up and kowtowed to the ground.
"Don't move!" Wang Shimei hugged the little eunuch's neck and said softly, "Who asked you to show so many courtesy? As long as you agree to one condition."
"What are the conditions? Sister, tell me quickly."
"No matter past, present or future, I don't care who you sleep with, and I won't ask, but one thing is, when I miss you, you must come and see me."
"This is not difficult." The little eunuch nodded, and then added unwillingly, "Who told me that I was born to eat soft food?"
"You don't!" Wang Shimei said sternly, "I heard from my father that you are so domineering and arrogant in the court that my father is even afraid of you!"
"He's not afraid of me, he's afraid of the little power I have."
"Think about it, the prime minister of the current dynasty is afraid of you, who else are you afraid of?"
"I used to be afraid of the Queen Mother, but from now on I should be afraid of you," the little eunuch replied politely.
"You are an honest person! Dad said that once the Empress Dowager is eradicated, the world will be safe, and you don't need to be afraid of her anymore."
"Why did you want to eradicate her?" the little eunuch asked knowingly.
"In the court, my father covers the sky with one hand. The little emperor is just a decoration. Without the empress dowager in the inner palace, I am the natural empress of the palace. I am the only one in the harem. You don't need to rely on that old woman to make ends meet in the future."
"The person who becomes a eunuch is just a dog raised by his master. A new master is no longer a dog! If the master appreciates it, he will be given an extra bone. If the master hates it, he will be kicked a few more times. In the final analysis, that's all." The little eunuch said nagging
Nagging and complaining, in fact, he has basically grasped the size of this vicious woman in his heart.
"Look what you said is so pitiful. I can't live without you. You are not like those eunuchs. You have your own advantages." Empress Wang hugged the little eunuch and kissed her. Then she said back, "It's useless not to say those things."
Yes, let’s come again”
The little eunuch naturally knew what the Queen was going to do, but at this time he had completely lost the interest he had when he first came. However, Wang Shimei refused to comply and insisted on pestering him to open the bow again and shoot the arrow again. A man is not a woman. A small eunuch can be opened at any time 24 hours a day.
Although the eunuch had something, he was in a bad mood. In addition, he had fired a shot hastily just now, and he could not adjust for a while. The queen was waiting to ask for the goods. The young eunuch could not offend this angry boss now.
The Empress of the Palace, otherwise all the previous efforts will be wasted, and her life may even be in danger. He had no choice but to cheer up, and Quan should use his work as a tool to meet the physiological needs of the Queen. Being here, he did not dare to like the new and dislike the old.
Not to mention Long Wangshu, he asked himself who his favorite person was? There was only one answer, that girl from the Fan family who seemed to be wild. That girl had a clear distinction between love and hate. When she loved her, she was like a ball of fire. When she hated her, she wanted you to die. They were the same.
They are both seventeen years old. Wu'er Sultan's knowledge and insights are not necessarily worse than those of Queen Wang, but her heart is simple and kind, which is something that Queen Wang does not possess. He vowed that one day he must take over his beloved Wu'er Sultan.
Come to him in the capital and live a normal life with his prairie girl.
With the lesson learned just now, the little eunuch was able to deal with it skillfully. He didn't end it until the Queen was satisfied.
Wang Shimei yawned and said, "You can go back to my little brother. If you want to meet the Ai family tomorrow, there are thousands of people in the house. Don't just talk and call the Ai family your sister!"
Everyone in the palace loves to lie. This is the first time that Wang Shimei calls herself Aijia in the whole night. The little eunuch looks up at the sky outside. It is about dawn and he is not at all out of dabbling or seizing the pleasure of beauty.
All she could see was an irritated and helpless wry smile, even a feeling like a hen licking a rooster, and she left the annoying middle palace without any interest. However, one thing is certain, Wang Shimei ate the forbidden fruit herself, and she will never be able to do it again.
There is no doubt that he will make irresponsible remarks in front of her father and expose him as a fake eunuch. His goal has been achieved. If Wang Shugui can't make a fuss about his true and false eunuch issues, everything else will be easy to deal with.