The little eunuch talks nicely, but he is unarmed. Who can he hit with just two fists? It's also the fault of Prime Minister Zhang. He only talks for a long time without taking action, and wastes a great opportunity. Otherwise, ten little eunuchs will also be chopped into mincemeat.
It was the scholars who failed to rebel for three years, and the literati could not accomplish great things. Fighting and fighting had to rely on those reckless men. The old prime minister was still hesitating, which young man should appear? The eldest son is good at martial arts, but his hands and feet are not good, and the second son is soft-tempered.
The third child has a bad temper...Besides, one has to live or die, and it would be easier to die. But what would the King of Dai Viet say if he asked? At this moment, there was another commotion at the back of the team, and someone shouted in a drake voice:
"Get out of the way, I'm sent by the Queen to read out the Queen's decree here!"
The crowd gave way, and in an instant three people, one horse and weapons squeezed in. The little eunuch was overjoyed when he saw it. It turned out to be Zhang Baobao, Wang Hengheng and an unrelated person, leading his big white horse and carrying a steel gun on his shoulder.
When the sword entered the scene, the little eunuch was like a fish in water. He couldn't help but stepped forward in a few steps, and flew on his horse with the sword in hand.
Eunuch Yu in the palace saw this scene and shouted loudly: "Oh, old prime minister, why are you fighting here? The flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other. This is the princess of our dynasty, Ruan Thi Mui.
Husband-in-law, the Prince Consort is here, how can you fight? It’s over, it’s over, it’s over soon!”
The old prime minister pondered for a moment and then said sternly: "Eunuch, my dynasty has a rule that prohibits the harem from intervening in the affairs of the dynasty. The palace ignores the affairs of the dynasty. Please go away quickly. You don't have to worry about the affairs here!"
Eunuch Yu smiled and shouted in his drake voice: "Old Prime Minister, you can naturally ignore the affairs of the imperial court and the inner palace. The prince-in-law of Dai Viet Kingdom is here. Can the empress not care about her son-in-law?"
"What kind of bullshit prince-in-law? It's not certain whether it's true or false!" the prime minister argued.
"No matter how long a camel's neck is, it can't eat the grass on the other side of the mountain. It's not like our family doesn't know your abilities, Prime Minister Zhang, but you shouldn't be in charge of King Dayue's family affairs!" Eunuch Yu rolled his eyes unconvinced.
"Here comes someone, get this hermaphrodite out of here!"
While they were talking, a few men came up, tugged at each other, and threw Yu's father-in-law out of the field. Yu's father-in-law got up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and walked away cursing.
After the old prime minister drove away the talkative Eunuch Yu, he turned to the young eunuch and said:
"Man, it's your turn!"
The little eunuch was riding on his tall horse, not to mention his air, and he felt much more at ease. At least before he died, he could find a few backers to see Zhang Gaoshou and ask him:
"Are you telling me to choose a way to die?"
"Pan, you were once considered a figure and dominated half of China. It's a pity that the general died in the unknown, and there were also incidents of ships capsizing in the ditch. Having said that, I didn't want you to die, it was all your own fault.
I am the host and you are the guest. Guests can do as they please. Who wants you to come all the way to a ghost place like ours? Say, if I meet your last condition, do you want a whole corpse or something else?
Want to dismember the body?"
The little eunuch laughed and said: "What does a whole corpse or a half corpse have to do with a dead person? Isn't it the only one who dies? It doesn't matter if he is dead and fed to dogs." "Okay, happy! A real man regards death as home. I promise you, if you die, you will die."
After that, he will be buried lavishly, treated favorably, and enjoy the rank of minister. As for the prince-in-law, let it go as soon as he says so, so as not to make Lao Wang and his family unhappy when he thinks about it."
The little eunuch suddenly thought: The person he was talking to was not the chief minister of the government. He was clearly a street gangster who had succeeded in his villainy. No matter how talented the country was, it was impossible to employ such a bastard! The little eunuch couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily:
"Old man, let your men take action! It's best to come up with a few at a time. Killing me one by one is not enough!"
Although the young eunuch is experienced and well-informed, he is still a lot younger than the wily old fox Zhang Gaoshou. Seeing that the young eunuch fell into the trap, Old Zhang suddenly felt secretly happy in his heart. He knew that this Pan Youan was no ordinary person.
He is an ordinary person and he has already made plans. The coming of Pan must be related to the court's wanted order for him. This boy has fallen out of favor in the Northern Dynasty. He just wants to go to his father-in-law to do some errands. The old man, the King of Dayue, is in a coma.
, are stupid by nature, and with the help of the surnamed Pan, their son-in-law and his family will be like a fish in water, even more powerful than a tiger, and they will be a perfect match. What good fruit can the Zhang family and his son eat? He has decided that Prime Minister Zhang will never let this son-in-law.
Halfway into the palace, he met with his father-in-law. He just couldn't decide which of his sons should be sent to fight. After the young eunuch mentioned it, it suddenly became clear: one is not sure, two are safe, three against one.
, 100% victory is in hand, touching the penis in the crotch, 90% sure.
It is said that Lao Zhang's three sons are not just for food. Zhang Guangnan, the eldest of the Ministry of War, was directly inherited from Guanghanzi, the ancestor of Lingnan, and was dazzled by two gold-plated hammers.
Zhang Guanghai, the third in charge of the Ministry of Justice, is a self-taught master. He is good at using two swords, cutting off noses, cutting off ears, gouging out eyes, and just finding odd jobs. All three of them are brave enough to be worthy of others. They also heard it earlier.
Princess Que's Mei is an expert in kung fu. She wanted to compete with her several times, but firstly, men did not fight with women, secondly, the opportunity was not available, and thirdly, she was afraid of being beaten by wolves, so she was never able to do so.
Seeing that the time was ripe, the old prime minister turned around and said hello, saying:
"Brothers who fight tigers, let's go together, this time it's up to you three brothers!"
The three of them responded: "Don't worry, dad, we will make sure this guy dies without a burial place!"
After that, everyone showed their weapons, and the three of them came out together
The three of them have surnames, and the three horses have names. The eldest is riding a red horse and is named Red Monkey. The second is riding a black horse and is named Guodihui. The third is riding a yellow horse and is named Weasel. The name is vulgar.
Although the horses are quite expensive, they are famous horses. They were all purchased from Xi'an with a lot of money.
The little eunuch smiled slightly and said: "Three generals, please state your names!"
Zhang Guangnan responded: "If I tell you our names, I won't scare you half to death! I am the eldest son of Mr. Zhang, the chief auxiliary of the Dai Viet Kingdom. My name is Zhang Guangnan. I have been awarded the rank of second-grade officer and am in charge of the Ministry of War."
Zhang Guangyue said: "I am Zhang Guangyue, the second eldest son, with an official title of second rank, and I am the Minister of the Ministry of Personnel."
Zhang Guanghai said: "Sitting in rows to eat fruits, it's my turn. My third son, Zhang Guanghai, is not a big official, but he is also a minister. The one in charge of criminal law is called Dali Temple in your place, and it is called Buli Temple in our place. Understand.
Are you done, boy?"
"Damn it," the little eunuch scolded, "there is no one left in the country of Dayue, so your family has three sons and three ministers. If there are three more, there will be no share for the six ministers!"
"Boy, do you dare to tell me your name?" the three people shouted in unison.
"Okay, I'm going to scare you guys too. I am the Emperor of the Northern Dynasty and am in charge of the Ministry of War. I have the title of Marshal of the Army. The one named Pan You'an is here."
The three of them laughed and said: "You are talking about the past, but you are bullshit now. We have the official document of your arrest, do you want to take it out and read it?"
The little eunuch was slightly startled and replied: "This matter has nothing to do with the royal family, because my court showed the same evil appearance as yours. It was he who deceived the emperor and harmed me. When I see the emperor in the future, I will definitely be able to clear him."
unredressed injustice"
"You're still a saint, in the next life! If we can eliminate a harm for you, it will be considered as a meritorious service." After the three of them said that, Lun Jia Shi went up.