Chapter 297: The Little County Magistrate Trials the Generalissimo at Night
Although it was an assassination, the county magistrate, Mr. Hou Xunchen, had a unique personality. He was always unwilling to be left alone and would play tricks on the prisoner before he died. Finally, he showed off his official pedigree, in order to make the toad want to eat swan meat.
The outsiders know exactly which family's rule they have violated, whose tiger's power they have offended, whose family's world is here, and they must die to understand that teeth cannot be pulled out from the tiger's mouth, and there are no teeth from the monkey (Hou)'s head.
Unable to pull out hair
Pan Youan was drunk and full, and he and Nanqiao were lying in the haystack, laughing and chatting. Xiao Pan said:
"Ye'er, if we both die like this, do you think it's unfair or not?"
Nanqiao smiled and said: "Mr. Lang, haven't you heard that the King of Hell first decides how to die and how to live? This is unreasonable."
Pan Youan said: "You are still so happy when you are about to go to hell. Are you really not afraid of death?"
Nanqiao said: "What am I afraid of? It's too late to be happy? I am the only one among a dozen sisters to accompany my husband to the underworld. It is my blessing! In the next life, we will escape together. Don't be the boss. I
Not to be a chivalrous girl, but to be born in an ordinary family and live a peaceful life."
Pan You'an was happy when he heard this, and replied: "You can think about it. You can't control the affairs of the next life. You can enjoy the blessings you have now, the runny nose is in the sky, you are drunk and full of food and thoughts. Come on, let's have a wedding party."
Farewell Ceremony Before Death"
After saying that, Pan Youan stretched out his hands from the shackles to grab Nanqiao and wanted to do something wrong. Nanqiao refused and said:
"Mr. Lang, since when have you not seen the eyes of the guards outside the cell, which make people's skin crawl all over, and are you still thinking about doing that? And you are still shackled, how inconvenient it is!"
Pan You'an glanced outside casually and said disdainfully: "What can they see clearly in the dark? Besides, I don't believe they have the ability to cut my bird off!"
"Lang Jun, can you wait a little longer and wait until the jailers fall asleep?" Nanqiao begged in a low voice.
Pan You'an was very horny, refused to obey, and wanted to pester. He didn't pay attention. The cell door "clanged" and several men came in, looking like wolves and tigers. One of them shouted sharply:
"Good luck to you foreigners. Are you satisfied with the food and wine that Miss Wei sent you? This will save you the food prepared for you in prison on the road. Okay, you have eaten and drank. Now come with us."
, our elder also invites you two to drink tea and chat in the garden behind the county government office!"
Without any explanation, these people led Pan Youan and his "book boy" straight to the backyard hall of the county magistrate.
The lights in the hall were as bright as day, and Pan You'an raised his eyes and saw that the arrogant county magistrate was sitting on the imperial chair, with his legs crossed, holding the base of the tea bowl in his right hand, holding the lid of the bowl in his left hand, taking a sip.
He gently closed the lid, turned around and put the teacup back on the table, then turned around and asked with squinting eyes:
"Hey, you are so brave. Why don't you kneel down when you see the master?"
Pan You'an replied: "We didn't steal, we didn't rob, and we didn't do anything illegal. Why should we kneel down to you?"
"If you don't kneel down when you see an official, you are considered a troublemaker, and you should be punished with death for this reason!" Magistrate Hou roared.
"Which law is this from? Show it to me?" Pan You'an said sternly.
"It's not written in the Dharma book. This is my master's guideline for governing the world. If you want to kill me, I'll kill you. If you have any grievances, go to the King of Hell to complain."
"The country supports a bunch of bastards like you, and the people have no hope of living."
"You dare to abuse court officials? I think you are also impatient with life."
"If you want to kill, just kill, don't waste so much nonsense!"
"You're a tough guy, but I like your temper. Since that's the case, I'll tell you the truth. Miss Wei already had her father's decision to marry me as a concubine. Who knew you were such a fool?
The boy came out of nowhere to ruin my good deeds. It's not that your life is bad, it's your bad luck that you met me. Didn't you say that chickens don't fight with dogs, and people don't fight with officials? How can you, a little commoner,
If you can beat me, a seventh-grade county magistrate, aren't you obviously asking for death?"
"You are the seventh grade, I am still the first grade!" Pan Youan couldn't help blurting out.
"What, what, you are a first-class person? You are a bottle of vinegar!" Hou Xunchen teased
"Whether it's vinegar or sauce, I'm a good person anyway, so I'm putting my words here. I don't believe you will regret it one day," Pan You'an said calmly.
"You kid, don't scare people with your big words. I've seen you many times. Why don't you say that you are the emperor's godbrother, and you are also the Grand Marshal of the Army who has been granted the title of Emperor of the Imperial Court!"
"You are right, I am the Marshal of the Army!"
"Ouch! Climb along the pole? Forget it. Besides, you will become the Jade Emperor. I don't want to waste words with you, a fanatic who doesn't know the depth. Come on, quickly drag these two boys to the back garden and bury them alive for me.
Got it!"
A deep pit had already been dug under a big tree in the back garden. What made Xiao Pan happy was that the pit was big enough for two people to lie side by side in the pit. It was not because the gravedigger was kind-hearted, but probably because he wanted to dig deeper.
After digging wider, Pan You'an and his wife Nanqiao Nvxia were pushed into the pit one after another. Pan You'an looked up at the moon and stars in the sky for the last time, sighed softly, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said:
"This life is over"
Next to Nanqiao, there was no resentment or regret at all. It seemed that this was all within her expectation. She was buried with her dearest people in the same pile. Although the place was a little rough and too far away from her hometown, she might not even be able to die in the future.
There were no people visiting the graves, but if the loess didn’t bury people, why should they return their corpses wrapped in horse leather? She endured her fate and smiled at her husband, then closed her eyes peacefully, waiting for the first scratch of loess to be added to her body.
After the government officials put the two strangers into the pit, they all turned around and looked at the county master, waiting for him to say a word so that they could dig up the soil and bury them.
When Mr. Hou saw this, he lowered his voice and shouted: "Hurry up and shovel the earth and bury the person! Why wait? This is not an important funeral ceremony. Why are we waiting for a good time?"
Before the government officials could take action, two people suddenly jumped down from the garden wall. Each held a sharp knife, chopping melons and vegetables with almost no effort. In an instant, three or five government officials were cut into pieces.
head ghost
Mr. Hou stared at this series of killings in stunned silence, shaking like a willow in the wind, and said repeatedly:
"Okay, good man, if you want money to speak, don't kill indiscriminately, you are innocent!"
One of the two men walked over and was a big ear scraper. The old man's fat face suddenly swelled up to more than half an inch thick and he cursed:
"You bastard bitch, you still know what innocence means! If I had been even a step later, you would have become a world-famous tycoon!"
The one said: "Brother, stop nagging him, it's more important to save the commander first!"
The previous one shouted to the county magistrate again: "Old boy, stay here well. If you dare to move even half a step, I will chop off one of your legs first!"
"No, no, no, don't dare, don't dare, I'll stand, no, no, just move."
Pan and An were pulled out of the pit. Under the moonlight, Xiao Pan opened his eyes and took a look. It took him a long time to recognize them, and he couldn't help but said in surprise:
"Brother, why are you two? Where did you come from?"